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By *aomilatte OP   Couple 3 weeks ago

Midlands

Deadly serious here! We've always said we'd love to read a book about a club owners life and experiences. Lots of Swingers have many stories to tell, but club owners must be able to fill a book. Get writing, we'll have a hardback version!

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple 3 weeks ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

Lol...what do you think I'm doing in lockdown?

I've made notes over the years of the funny stories, the shocking stories, the sad stories and the downright disgusting stories. I've never had time to put them together until now

Xxx

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By *aomilatte OP   Couple 3 weeks ago

Midlands

Lol...Brilliant, we do love a good story

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By *_can_see_your_pixelsMan 3 weeks ago

SHIPLEY


"Lol...what do you think I'm doing in lockdown?

I've made notes over the years of the funny stories, the shocking stories, the sad stories and the downright disgusting stories. I've never had time to put them together until now

Xxx"

Look forward to reading this

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By *oss and SuzieCouple 3 weeks ago

Porthmadog

We're 300 pages in on a swinging and escorting memoir....

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By *abioMan 3 weeks ago

Gateshead


"Lol...what do you think I'm doing in lockdown?

I've made notes over the years of the funny stories, the shocking stories, the sad stories and the downright disgusting stories. I've never had time to put them together until now

Xxx"

a) obviously change the names of the ... erm..... innocent!!!

b) in any movie spawning from said book i demand to be played by either idris elba or samuel l jackson!!!

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By *ipeterCouple 3 weeks ago

Chester

Following

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By *oveladyWoman 3 weeks ago

Near You?

Sounds good

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By *JohnMan 3 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"b) in any movie spawning from said book i demand to be played by either idris elba or samuel l jackson!!! "

I'll play myself. If there's anything I've done worthy of making it into a book, I want a chance to do it again!

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple 3 weeks ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool


"Lol...what do you think I'm doing in lockdown?

I've made notes over the years of the funny stories, the shocking stories, the sad stories and the downright disgusting stories. I've never had time to put them together until now

Xxx

a) obviously change the names of the ... erm..... innocent!!!

b) in any movie spawning from said book i demand to be played by either idris elba or samuel l jackson!!! "

Name changes are obviously a given.

Ooooohhhh Idris!!!

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman 3 weeks ago

being a busy bee


"Lol...what do you think I'm doing in lockdown?

I've made notes over the years of the funny stories, the shocking stories, the sad stories and the downright disgusting stories. I've never had time to put them together until now

Xxx

a) obviously change the names of the ... erm..... innocent!!!

b) in any movie spawning from said book i demand to be played by either idris elba or samuel l jackson!!!

Name changes are obviously a given.

Ooooohhhh Idris!!! "

I wonder how good Rebel Wilson can do an English accent. She would play me well

The terrible meet stories are always so funny x

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By *cotsIrishCouple 3 weeks ago

Glasgow

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By *cotsIrishCouple 3 weeks ago

Glasgow


"We're 300 pages in on a swinging and escorting memoir...."

Love to hear about the escorting.

Many swinger couples head down this route at some stage.

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By *arry247Couple 3 weeks ago

Wakefield


"Lol...what do you think I'm doing in lockdown?

I've made notes over the years of the funny stories, the shocking stories, the sad stories and the downright disgusting stories. I've never had time to put them together until now

Xxx"

Sounds good to us

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By *irty filthy milfWoman 3 weeks ago

somewhere only i know!


"Lol...what do you think I'm doing in lockdown?

I've made notes over the years of the funny stories, the shocking stories, the sad stories and the downright disgusting stories. I've never had time to put them together until now

Xxx"

You’ve got to include the 1st RAW event when you thought I’d just come out of the hot tub! That was a night that’s firmly in the wank bank lol

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple 3 weeks ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool


"Lol...what do you think I'm doing in lockdown?

I've made notes over the years of the funny stories, the shocking stories, the sad stories and the downright disgusting stories. I've never had time to put them together until now

Xxx

You’ve got to include the 1st RAW event when you thought I’d just come out of the hot tub! That was a night that’s firmly in the wank bank lol"

As if I could leave you out!!! hahaha

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By *irty filthy milfWoman 3 weeks ago

somewhere only i know!


"Lol...what do you think I'm doing in lockdown?

I've made notes over the years of the funny stories, the shocking stories, the sad stories and the downright disgusting stories. I've never had time to put them together until now

Xxx

You’ve got to include the 1st RAW event when you thought I’d just come out of the hot tub! That was a night that’s firmly in the wank bank lol

As if I could leave you out!!! hahaha "

Awe Vic you say the nicest of things and can’t wait for the book it’ll be a best seller and also be truthful about the lifestyle!!

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple 3 weeks ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool


"Lol...what do you think I'm doing in lockdown?

I've made notes over the years of the funny stories, the shocking stories, the sad stories and the downright disgusting stories. I've never had time to put them together until now

Xxx

You’ve got to include the 1st RAW event when you thought I’d just come out of the hot tub! That was a night that’s firmly in the wank bank lol

As if I could leave you out!!! hahaha

Awe Vic you say the nicest of things and can’t wait for the book it’ll be a best seller and also be truthful about the lifestyle!!"

Well you know me...I don't tolerate bullshit. Straight down the line! xx

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By *entleman JayMan 3 weeks ago

wakefield

Search Swingers by Barry Calvert. Owner of La Chambre. He’s done three. I enjoyed the first one. The others became much of a muchness.

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By *orticiaWoman 2 weeks ago

Wirral


"Lol...what do you think I'm doing in lockdown?

I've made notes over the years of the funny stories, the shocking stories, the sad stories and the downright disgusting stories. I've never had time to put them together until now

Xxx

You’ve got to include the 1st RAW event when you thought I’d just come out of the hot tub! That was a night that’s firmly in the wank bank lol

As if I could leave you out!!! hahaha

Awe Vic you say the nicest of things and can’t wait for the book it’ll be a best seller and also be truthful about the lifestyle!!

Well you know me...I don't tolerate bullshit. Straight down the line! xx"

Your interviews & podcasts have been epic ... the book would be something else!!

I’m thinking Ruth Jones to play Morticia

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By *oss and SuzieCouple 2 weeks ago

Porthmadog


"We're 300 pages in on a swinging and escorting memoir....

Love to hear about the escorting.

Many swinger couples head down this route at some stage."

The escorting was fun and mindblowing

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By *he_virgin_maryWoman 2 weeks ago

uk/spain


"Lol...what do you think I'm doing in lockdown?

I've made notes over the years of the funny stories, the shocking stories, the sad stories and the downright disgusting stories. I've never had time to put them together until now

Xxx"

Let me know when I can preorder it on amazon!

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By *aomilatte OP   Couple 2 weeks ago

Midlands


"Search Swingers by Barry Calvert. Owner of La Chambre. He’s done three. I enjoyed the first one. The others became much of a muchness. "
Thanks to those who recommended this book, just read the first two chapters and very entertaining it is

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By *heslotMan 2 weeks ago

Rotherham

I know a couple of prodommes . The stories they have could fill a book or two .

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By *unLuvazCouple 2 weeks ago

cheshire


"Lol...what do you think I'm doing in lockdown?

I've made notes over the years of the funny stories, the shocking stories, the sad stories and the downright disgusting stories. I've never had time to put them together until now

Xxx"

Defo want a copy lol

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple 2 weeks ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool


"Lol...what do you think I'm doing in lockdown?

I've made notes over the years of the funny stories, the shocking stories, the sad stories and the downright disgusting stories. I've never had time to put them together until now

Xxx

Defo want a copy lol"

You may be in it hahahaha different names of course!

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By *anky_PankyWoman 2 weeks ago

Filthy Fuckeryville & ClubPlay


"Lol...what do you think I'm doing in lockdown?

I've made notes over the years of the funny stories, the shocking stories, the sad stories and the downright disgusting stories. I've never had time to put them together until now

Xxx"

And no matter how many you remember there are often more good 'uns you still forget

(and others you wish you could forget!)

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple 2 weeks ago

nr chester


"Lol...what do you think I'm doing in lockdown?

I've made notes over the years of the funny stories, the shocking stories, the sad stories and the downright disgusting stories. I've never had time to put them together until now

Xxx"

. There is no way I’ll be in it, I’m far to angelic nothing to see here

Mrs blue eyes

Oh pop my name down for a copy btw

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By *he WishmakerMan 2 weeks ago

town

I have many interesting - amusing stories that need to be told. The strange. The ridiculous & quiet a few heart warming. I should commit then to a “audio book” who shall I get to be the orator ??? Suggestions for the voice !!

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple 2 weeks ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool


"I have many interesting - amusing stories that need to be told. The strange. The ridiculous & quiet a few heart warming. I should commit then to a “audio book” who shall I get to be the orator ??? Suggestions for the voice !! "

Idris Elba please

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By *uacksplatWoman 2 weeks ago

star trekking across the universe


"Lol...what do you think I'm doing in lockdown?

I've made notes over the years of the funny stories, the shocking stories, the sad stories and the downright disgusting stories. I've never had time to put them together until now

Xxx"

can i pre-order this yet?

will be one hell of a read!

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By *he WishmakerMan 2 weeks ago

town


"I have many interesting - amusing stories that need to be told. The strange. The ridiculous & quiet a few heart warming. I should commit then to a “audio book” who shall I get to be the orator ??? Suggestions for the voice !!

Idris Elba please "

Have you got his number ? I seem to have deleted him from my phone

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple 2 weeks ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

I'm sure his agent would be snapping your hand off at such a gargantuan role! Haha

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By *he WishmakerMan 2 weeks ago

town


"I'm sure his agent would be snapping your hand off at such a gargantuan role! Haha"

Haha - in the movie rights once there - who would play me & whom would play you ?. Awaiting the insults for me !!!!

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By *rMrsNawtyCouple 1 week ago

north west


"Lol...what do you think I'm doing in lockdown?

I've made notes over the years of the funny stories, the shocking stories, the sad stories and the downright disgusting stories. I've never had time to put them together until now

Xxx"

We definitely want a copy of this

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By *lub PlayCouple 1 week ago

Morecambe - Live / Blackpool - Club

I am sure like a lot of the other club Owners, Managers & Staff members I have seen a fair few sights & could tell a few stories just when you think you've seen it all! something new literary hits you in the face lol

For me, everything in our Club is kept private and its a matter of confidentiality behind Club Play doors. What people do at Club Play is their binsness as long as its legal, safe and not against club rules and should stay that way.

I think even if I changed the name of the people involved in any story it could lead to people feeling outed or embarrassed or other people second or third-hand outing people.

So for me personally my memoirs will stay very private until well after I retire from Club Land.

Paul

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple 1 week ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool


"I am sure like a lot of the other club Owners, Managers & Staff members I have seen a fair few sights & could tell a few stories just when you think you've seen it all! something new literary hits you in the face lol

For me, everything in our Club is kept private and its a matter of confidentiality behind Club Play doors. What people do at Club Play is their binsness as long as its legal, safe and not against club rules and should stay that way.

I think even if I changed the name of the people involved in any story it could lead to people feeling outed or embarrassed or other people second or third-hand outing people.

So for me personally my memoirs will stay very private until well after I retire from Club Land.

Paul "

Not a problem if you've gained consent from said parties

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By *he WishmakerMan 1 week ago

town


"I am sure like a lot of the other club Owners, Managers & Staff members I have seen a fair few sights & could tell a few stories just when you think you've seen it all! something new literary hits you in the face lol

For me, everything in our Club is kept private and its a matter of confidentiality behind Club Play doors. What people do at Club Play is their binsness as long as its legal, safe and not against club rules and should stay that way.

I think even if I changed the name of the people involved in any story it could lead to people feeling outed or embarrassed or other people second or third-hand outing people.

So for me personally my memoirs will stay very private until well after I retire from Club Land.

Paul "

I think Paul you will find this something of an in joke & not a realistic foray. So perhaps you really didn’t need to comment & derail the light hearted nature of the thread !!!!!!

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple 1 week ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool


"I am sure like a lot of the other club Owners, Managers & Staff members I have seen a fair few sights & could tell a few stories just when you think you've seen it all! something new literary hits you in the face lol

For me, everything in our Club is kept private and its a matter of confidentiality behind Club Play doors. What people do at Club Play is their binsness as long as its legal, safe and not against club rules and should stay that way.

I think even if I changed the name of the people involved in any story it could lead to people feeling outed or embarrassed or other people second or third-hand outing people.

So for me personally my memoirs will stay very private until well after I retire from Club Land.

Paul

I think Paul you will find this something of an in joke & not a realistic foray. So perhaps you really didn’t need to comment & derail the light hearted nature of the thread !!!!!! "

Hey I'm deadly serious!!! I've been banging away on my typewriter since lockdown!! It's doesn't half dig in though...maybe a kitchen table would be more comfortable! hahaha

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By *he WishmakerMan 1 week ago

town


"I am sure like a lot of the other club Owners, Managers & Staff members I have seen a fair few sights & could tell a few stories just when you think you've seen it all! something new literary hits you in the face lol

For me, everything in our Club is kept private and its a matter of confidentiality behind Club Play doors. What people do at Club Play is their binsness as long as its legal, safe and not against club rules and should stay that way.

I think even if I changed the name of the people involved in any story it could lead to people feeling outed or embarrassed or other people second or third-hand outing people.

So for me personally my memoirs will stay very private until well after I retire from Club Land.

Paul

I think Paul you will find this something of an in joke & not a realistic foray. So perhaps you really didn’t need to comment & derail the light hearted nature of the thread !!!!!!

Hey I'm deadly serious!!! I've been banging away on my typewriter since lockdown!! It's doesn't half dig in though...maybe a kitchen table would be more comfortable! hahaha"

Lol well typing has just become more interesting. Get it on amazon as a pre-order I want ten signed copies. X B

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By *heekyMattMan 1 week ago

Walsall


"Lol...what do you think I'm doing in lockdown?

I've made notes over the years of the funny stories, the shocking stories, the sad stories and the downright disgusting stories. I've never had time to put them together until now

Xxx

We definitely want a copy of this "

Can you do it as a graphic novel?

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By *he WishmakerMan 1 week ago

town


"Lol...what do you think I'm doing in lockdown?

I've made notes over the years of the funny stories, the shocking stories, the sad stories and the downright disgusting stories. I've never had time to put them together until now

Xxx

We definitely want a copy of this

Can you do it as a graphic novel? "

With pop ups ?? This is taking shape lol. Vicki get typing & I shall start cutting out the pop ups

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By *heekyMattMan 1 week ago

Walsall


"Lol...what do you think I'm doing in lockdown?

I've made notes over the years of the funny stories, the shocking stories, the sad stories and the downright disgusting stories. I've never had time to put them together until now

Xxx

We definitely want a copy of this

Can you do it as a graphic novel?

With pop ups ?? This is taking shape lol. Vicki get typing & I shall start cutting out the pop ups "

Can it get made into an Anime film as well?

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple 1 week ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool


"Lol...what do you think I'm doing in lockdown?

I've made notes over the years of the funny stories, the shocking stories, the sad stories and the downright disgusting stories. I've never had time to put them together until now

Xxx

We definitely want a copy of this

Can you do it as a graphic novel?

With pop ups ?? This is taking shape lol. Vicki get typing & I shall start cutting out the pop ups

Can it get made into an Anime film as well?"

I'm thinking scratch and sniff! lol

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By *he WishmakerMan 1 week ago

town


"Lol...what do you think I'm doing in lockdown?

I've made notes over the years of the funny stories, the shocking stories, the sad stories and the downright disgusting stories. I've never had time to put them together until now

Xxx

We definitely want a copy of this

Can you do it as a graphic novel?

With pop ups ?? This is taking shape lol. Vicki get typing & I shall start cutting out the pop ups

Can it get made into an Anime film as well?

I'm thinking scratch and sniff! lol "

& a range of perfumes. Just got to think of suitable names. !!!

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By *r an Mrs xMan 1 week ago

liverpool

Confidential ..... mmmm ....let me check the emails...... too much candy floss and Rock must effect ones memory

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By *andy cane321Couple 1 week ago

Colchester/Aylesbury

Heard a lot of good things about the townhouse, is it true that you arrange events to cater for someones fantasy, ie if mrs candy wanted a bukakke gangbang with her as centre of attention. You would arrange that event?

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By *he WishmakerMan 1 week ago

town


"Confidential ..... mmmm ....let me check the emails...... too much candy floss and Rock must effect ones memory "

Seen & have a few emails myself !!! ???

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By *addyscumslutishornyCouple 1 week ago

liverpool


"Lol...what do you think I'm doing in lockdown?

I've made notes over the years of the funny stories, the shocking stories, the sad stories and the downright disgusting stories. I've never had time to put them together until now

Xxx

You’ve got to include the 1st RAW event when you thought I’d just come out of the hot tub! That was a night that’s firmly in the wank bank lol

As if I could leave you out!!! hahaha

Awe Vic you say the nicest of things and can’t wait for the book it’ll be a best seller and also be truthful about the lifestyle!!

Well you know me...I don't tolerate bullshit. Straight down the line! xx"

Can't wait for this

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple 1 week ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool


"Heard a lot of good things about the townhouse, is it true that you arrange events to cater for someones fantasy, ie if mrs candy wanted a bukakke gangbang with her as centre of attention. You would arrange that event? "

Yup, we've done bukkake fantasies at loads of our events xx

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