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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Anyone ever been to Petes Barn, just outside Norwich...?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Can't believe nobody has been to "the barn", it's very popular

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By *DandnyxCouple  over a year ago

wiltshire

Didn't you post an ad about an event there?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Didn't you post an ad about an event there? "

Sure did

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Are there flushing toilets please ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Are there flushing toilets please ?"

No, but plenty of fields outside, just watch out for the cow pats

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Never heard of it

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By *alton2Couple  over a year ago

huddersfld

Gender segregated fields?

Actually would worry more about the bull than the cow pat, especially if he had a bad time with the milking machine.

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By *alton2Couple  over a year ago

huddersfld


"Never heard of it"
Guess you don't know the Norwich area too well, then, or the breeding habits of the locals

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Gender segregated fields?

Actually would worry more about the bull than the cow pat, especially if he had a bad time with the milking machine.

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Segregation in a swingers club, whatever next! The "milking machine" is a most pleasurable experience. The cattle prod however, is quite the opposite, unless you like 4000 volts buzzing around your nether regions.

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By *ucky Old PupMan  over a year ago

Fylde

Is E.I.E.I.O.the code for access?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Is E.I.E.I.O.the code for access? "

Very close! Its E I E I Ho

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Barn update! Due to health and safety concerns, we've decided to lower the voltage on the cattle prod this year, we don't want any "medical episodes"

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Barn update! Due to health and safety concerns, we've decided to lower the voltage on the cattle prod this year, we don't want any "medical episodes" "

What about the voltage on the milking machine ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Barn update! Due to health and safety concerns, we've decided to lower the voltage on the cattle prod this year, we don't want any "medical episodes"

What about the voltage on the milking machine ?"

It's all about the suction baby

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Do you sterilise your bucket between participants ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Do you sterilise your bucket between participants ?"

Buckets and participants will be sterilised after each milking session

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Before entry will you be testing for cowpox ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Before entry will you be testing for cowpox ? "

Mad cows will not be allowed into the venue

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By *inksAPlentyCouple  over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"Before entry will you be testing for cowpox ?

Mad cows will not be allowed into the venue "

That's me out then

Ms x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Before entry will you be testing for cowpox ?

Mad cows will not be allowed into the venue

That's me out then

Ms x"

You and many others

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

There is a song called Pete's Barn by Sdinganuff. Any connection ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"There is a song called Pete's Barn by Sdinganuff. Any connection ?"

None whatsoever, I doubt anyone has written a song about our barn...and if they did it would probably be banned

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Hace you got a DJ for the party ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hace you got a DJ for the party ?"

Of course, and, we just took delivery of the hot tubs

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Are they the reconditioned sheep dips ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Are they the reconditioned sheep dips ?"

Yes, we have six altogether, 5 acting as a normal hot tub, the sixth filled with warm steaming manure, if that's your thing

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

It sounds shit hot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It sounds shit hot. "

It will be, we're just sorting out the catering now, we are having a "slaughter your own" bbq, and a burger van for the less adventurous people

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It sounds shit hot.

It will be, we're just sorting out the catering now, we are having a "slaughter your own" bbq, and a burger van for the less adventurous people "

I forgot to mention, there will be pulled pork, in more ways than one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sounds like a load of horse shit to me!

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By *alton2Couple  over a year ago

huddersfld

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By *alton2Couple  over a year ago

huddersfld


"[Removed by poster at 29/07/21 22:11:55]"

Not at all. The gelding tools will be available to ensure it is actually a load of bollxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 29/07/21 22:11:55]

Not at all. The gelding tools will be available to ensure it is actually a load of bollxx"

As was said earlier, all attendees will be sterilised and disinfected at the event. For those "breeders" amongst you ladies, we have set up an "insemination" booth, and theres more to come (pardon the pun)

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Further event update...due to the extreme and perverse nature of some of our attractions, we have decided to offer support when needed. We will now have a resident psychologist, vet and marriage guidance counselor at the event.There will also be a tattoo artist for those of you that believe "getting ink" will help you feel better about yourselves. Any other suggestions are welcome. As I stated earlier, some of the "activities" at our event are very extreme, so we're taking these steps to help you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

DJ booked! Dick Fisterbottom will be playing the tunes. Only 20 tickets left by the way, its gonna be filthy

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

How many tickets were there to start with ? Twenty ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"How many tickets were there to start with ? Twenty ?"

No, 21 and we're still getting serious enquiries about this event, unbelievable!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Pricing update...Free entry for single females for any of our events. Unfortunately, to compensate for this, we have adjusted the couples admission fee to £70

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By *alton2Couple  over a year ago

huddersfld


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we're still getting serious enquiries about this event, unbelievable! "

That's not surprising as it is being held around Norwich. It seems you have never been to the real Pete's Barn. Are you an imposter?

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