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The buffet

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Is it just me or does the notion of eating at a buffet at a swingers club ever make you think about the different DNA samples on the menu... ?

Given that it's usually served after 11:30 or 12am.

Eski

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

yep...We never touch them

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

But would you give some one oral ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always at the front of the queue so that I'm the first to touch my food........and also because I'm very greedy

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

Our buffet is open as we open our doors for this very reason!

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By *rent Bridge SwingersCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

If Purple Mamba have a buffet it's brought in by a local restaurant freshly prepared with cutlery etc and removed after a short while. Hence the 5* food hygiene rating the club holds.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Always at the front of the queue so that I'm the first to touch my food........and also because I'm very greedy

Oh. My. God. SAME!

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple over a year ago

Chester

The buffet at Chams lasts barely no time once put out hence they do two

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By *eavensScentCouple over a year ago

Southend

Haha we've never been to a club that has a buffet but I'm glad you posted this so that we're prepared if we do!!

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman over a year ago
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My Own Little World

Never touch them after standing at the bar watching a bloke open the sandwiches to check the filling only to put them back..... whilst scratching his arse.

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By *irtySekretsCouple over a year ago

Filthy Desires Upon Trent

"Never touch them after standing at the bar watching a bloke open the sandwiches to check the filling only to put them back..... whilst scratching his arse."

Omg

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But would you give some one oral ?"

We would choose who....and be sure not to have previously had everyone's fingers in!

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By *tirluvMan over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Last thing I wanna do is pop out for a number 2 -especially when Im all douched up for the occassion -so no, the food stays where it is. Besides being the buffet hog is hardly sexually appealing now is it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Clubs Can’t really win really can they as people will moan that there is no buffet and when there is a buffet people still moan so simple solution to this is quite simple and eat before you go to a club and it won’t make no difference then

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan over a year ago

Coventry

Nah, not in the slightest.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Clubs Can’t really win really can they as people will moan that there is no buffet and when there is a buffet people still moan so simple solution to this is quite simple and eat before you go to a club and it won’t make no difference then

We don't moan at all or dictate what clubs do...let people do what they like. We just eat before going out and don't touch the buffet.

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