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"Now that's a new fetish to me. Still I read the story about the woman that married the Eiffel Tower.
I don't want to marry one just fuck on top of one "
Don't know about that. What if it was a really nice grand piano? How do you know you won't find your self falling for it in the throws of passion with the other participant/s? |
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By *arlo82 OP Woman
over a year ago
the gym and random places |
"Now that's a new fetish to me. Still I read the story about the woman that married the Eiffel Tower.
I don't want to marry one just fuck on top of one
Don't know about that. What if it was a really nice grand piano? How do you know you won't find your self falling for it in the throws of passion with the other participant/s? "
The only inanimate object I love is my wand |
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"Now that's a new fetish to me. Still I read the story about the woman that married the Eiffel Tower.
I don't want to marry one just fuck on top of one
Don't know about that. What if it was a really nice grand piano? How do you know you won't find your self falling for it in the throws of passion with the other participant/s?
The only inanimate object I love is my wand "
For now, can't wait to see the couples profile. It'll be novel, some true diversity on FAB. |
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By *arlo82 OP Woman
over a year ago
the gym and random places |
"Now that's a new fetish to me. Still I read the story about the woman that married the Eiffel Tower.
I don't want to marry one just fuck on top of one
Don't know about that. What if it was a really nice grand piano? How do you know you won't find your self falling for it in the throws of passion with the other participant/s?
The only inanimate object I love is my wand
For now, can't wait to see the couples profile. It'll be novel, some true diversity on FAB."
I think I'll pass on that idea.... if the only way I can have a couples profile is that I may as well shuffle off to the convent now |
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"Now that's a new fetish to me. Still I read the story about the woman that married the Eiffel Tower.
I don't want to marry one just fuck on top of one
Don't know about that. What if it was a really nice grand piano? How do you know you won't find your self falling for it in the throws of passion with the other participant/s?
The only inanimate object I love is my wand
For now, can't wait to see the couples profile. It'll be novel, some true diversity on FAB.
I think I'll pass on that idea.... if the only way I can have a couples profile is that I may as well shuffle off to the convent now "
That don't suprise me on bit, they often have a piano or two at a convent. You could fill you boots. Maybe more than one piano at the same time. I can imagine you becoming well know for spending all your time in the music amongst your sisters. |
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By *arlo82 OP Woman
over a year ago
the gym and random places |
"You mean pretty woman style in the hotel lol x it would be pretty amazing but they aren't cheap... think s private party maybe your best best "
Yeah irs just the £1k+ price tag that's off putting x |
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By *arlo82 OP Woman
over a year ago
the gym and random places |
"Now that's a new fetish to me. Still I read the story about the woman that married the Eiffel Tower.
I don't want to marry one just fuck on top of one
Don't know about that. What if it was a really nice grand piano? How do you know you won't find your self falling for it in the throws of passion with the other participant/s?
The only inanimate object I love is my wand
For now, can't wait to see the couples profile. It'll be novel, some true diversity on FAB.
I think I'll pass on that idea.... if the only way I can have a couples profile is that I may as well shuffle off to the convent now
That don't suprise me on bit, they often have a piano or two at a convent. You could fill you boots. Maybe more than one piano at the same time. I can imagine you becoming well know for spending all your time in the music amongst your sisters."
I'm not that big.... I wouldnt spread across 2 |
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"Now that's a new fetish to me. Still I read the story about the woman that married the Eiffel Tower.
I don't want to marry one just fuck on top of one
Don't know about that. What if it was a really nice grand piano? How do you know you won't find your self falling for it in the throws of passion with the other participant/s?
The only inanimate object I love is my wand
For now, can't wait to see the couples profile. It'll be novel, some true diversity on FAB.
I think I'll pass on that idea.... if the only way I can have a couples profile is that I may as well shuffle off to the convent now
That don't suprise me on bit, they often have a piano or two at a convent. You could fill you boots. Maybe more than one piano at the same time. I can imagine you becoming well know for spending all your time in the music amongst your sisters.
I'm not that big.... I wouldnt spread across 2 "
And you'll never will be with that attitude. Never be afraid to follow your dreams, you can do it! |
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By *arlo82 OP Woman
over a year ago
the gym and random places |
"Now that's a new fetish to me. Still I read the story about the woman that married the Eiffel Tower.
I don't want to marry one just fuck on top of one
Don't know about that. What if it was a really nice grand piano? How do you know you won't find your self falling for it in the throws of passion with the other participant/s?
The only inanimate object I love is my wand
For now, can't wait to see the couples profile. It'll be novel, some true diversity on FAB.
I think I'll pass on that idea.... if the only way I can have a couples profile is that I may as well shuffle off to the convent now
That don't suprise me on bit, they often have a piano or two at a convent. You could fill you boots. Maybe more than one piano at the same time. I can imagine you becoming well know for spending all your time in the music amongst your sisters.
I'm not that big.... I wouldnt spread across 2
And you'll never will be with that attitude. Never be afraid to follow your dreams, you can do it!"
Hmmm I'll pass thanks |
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"Now that's a new fetish to me. Still I read the story about the woman that married the Eiffel Tower.
I don't want to marry one just fuck on top of one
Don't know about that. What if it was a really nice grand piano? How do you know you won't find your self falling for it in the throws of passion with the other participant/s?
The only inanimate object I love is my wand
For now, can't wait to see the couples profile. It'll be novel, some true diversity on FAB.
I think I'll pass on that idea.... if the only way I can have a couples profile is that I may as well shuffle off to the convent now
That don't suprise me on bit, they often have a piano or two at a convent. You could fill you boots. Maybe more than one piano at the same time. I can imagine you becoming well know for spending all your time in the music amongst your sisters.
I'm not that big.... I wouldnt spread across 2
And you'll never will be with that attitude. Never be afraid to follow your dreams, you can do it!
Hmmm I'll pass thanks "
It's 2019, don't be afraid to come out of the closet. I'm sure people would respect and support your wishes to have a relationship with an instrument. After all so many others have one with a complete tool and no one bats an eyelid. After all love is love. |
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By *arlo82 OP Woman
over a year ago
the gym and random places |
"Now that's a new fetish to me. Still I read the story about the woman that married the Eiffel Tower.
I don't want to marry one just fuck on top of one
Don't know about that. What if it was a really nice grand piano? How do you know you won't find your self falling for it in the throws of passion with the other participant/s?
The only inanimate object I love is my wand
For now, can't wait to see the couples profile. It'll be novel, some true diversity on FAB.
I think I'll pass on that idea.... if the only way I can have a couples profile is that I may as well shuffle off to the convent now
That don't suprise me on bit, they often have a piano or two at a convent. You could fill you boots. Maybe more than one piano at the same time. I can imagine you becoming well know for spending all your time in the music amongst your sisters.
I'm not that big.... I wouldnt spread across 2
And you'll never will be with that attitude. Never be afraid to follow your dreams, you can do it!
Hmmm I'll pass thanks
It's 2019, don't be afraid to come out of the closet. I'm sure people would respect and support your wishes to have a relationship with an instrument. After all so many others have one with a complete tool and no one bats an eyelid. After all love is love."
 def not in the market for a relationship with an instrument of tool.
Now if some gorgeous tall dark individual wishes to make themself known....  |
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"Now that's a new fetish to me. Still I read the story about the woman that married the Eiffel Tower.
I don't want to marry one just fuck on top of one
Don't know about that. What if it was a really nice grand piano? How do you know you won't find your self falling for it in the throws of passion with the other participant/s?
The only inanimate object I love is my wand
For now, can't wait to see the couples profile. It'll be novel, some true diversity on FAB.
I think I'll pass on that idea.... if the only way I can have a couples profile is that I may as well shuffle off to the convent now
That don't suprise me on bit, they often have a piano or two at a convent. You could fill you boots. Maybe more than one piano at the same time. I can imagine you becoming well know for spending all your time in the music amongst your sisters.
I'm not that big.... I wouldnt spread across 2
And you'll never will be with that attitude. Never be afraid to follow your dreams, you can do it!
Hmmm I'll pass thanks
It's 2019, don't be afraid to come out of the closet. I'm sure people would respect and support your wishes to have a relationship with an instrument. After all so many others have one with a complete tool and no one bats an eyelid. After all love is love.
def not in the market for a relationship with an instrument of tool.
Now if some gorgeous tall dark individual wishes to make themself known.... "
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"Now that's a new fetish to me. Still I read the story about the woman that married the Eiffel Tower.
I don't want to marry one just fuck on top of one
Don't know about that. What if it was a really nice grand piano? How do you know you won't find your self falling for it in the throws of passion with the other participant/s?
The only inanimate object I love is my wand
For now, can't wait to see the couples profile. It'll be novel, some true diversity on FAB.
I think I'll pass on that idea.... if the only way I can have a couples profile is that I may as well shuffle off to the convent now
That don't suprise me on bit, they often have a piano or two at a convent. You could fill you boots. Maybe more than one piano at the same time. I can imagine you becoming well know for spending all your time in the music amongst your sisters.
I'm not that big.... I wouldnt spread across 2
And you'll never will be with that attitude. Never be afraid to follow your dreams, you can do it!
Hmmm I'll pass thanks
It's 2019, don't be afraid to come out of the closet. I'm sure people would respect and support your wishes to have a relationship with an instrument. After all so many others have one with a complete tool and no one bats an eyelid. After all love is love.
def not in the market for a relationship with an instrument of tool.
Now if some gorgeous tall dark individual wishes to make themself known.... "
I don't know. I get the striding for perfection but sometimes you have to take the offers you can get. Anyways a grand piano has more wood that most men and they don't run away easily. |
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By *arlo82 OP Woman
over a year ago
the gym and random places |
"Now that's a new fetish to me. Still I read the story about the woman that married the Eiffel Tower.
I don't want to marry one just fuck on top of one
Don't know about that. What if it was a really nice grand piano? How do you know you won't find your self falling for it in the throws of passion with the other participant/s?
The only inanimate object I love is my wand
For now, can't wait to see the couples profile. It'll be novel, some true diversity on FAB.
I think I'll pass on that idea.... if the only way I can have a couples profile is that I may as well shuffle off to the convent now
That don't suprise me on bit, they often have a piano or two at a convent. You could fill you boots. Maybe more than one piano at the same time. I can imagine you becoming well know for spending all your time in the music amongst your sisters.
I'm not that big.... I wouldnt spread across 2
And you'll never will be with that attitude. Never be afraid to follow your dreams, you can do it!
Hmmm I'll pass thanks
It's 2019, don't be afraid to come out of the closet. I'm sure people would respect and support your wishes to have a relationship with an instrument. After all so many others have one with a complete tool and no one bats an eyelid. After all love is love.
def not in the market for a relationship with an instrument of tool.
Now if some gorgeous tall dark individual wishes to make themself known....
I don't know. I get the striding for perfection but sometimes you have to take the offers you can get. Anyways a grand piano has more wood that most men and they don't run away easily."
Erm I don't settle. Life is too short to settle! Plus tad cheeky of you to suggest I should.
Agree wholeheartedly esp men in the north east. They'd shit themself if they saw a vagina |
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By *andAukCouple
over a year ago
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I've thought about this in the past and through working with and repairing pianos I've concluded that it's not very practical. They are quite tall so the top is a no go zone unless there's something to stand on. Keybeds all though we'll built aren't designed to be hugely load bearing and unless you have the lid down on the keyboard you could do a lot of damage to that also. I know that it wouldn't be yours but pianos are expensive things to fix when broken. If you do manage to find yourself in the possible position please be careful, but let us know how the performance was  |
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By *arlo82 OP Woman
over a year ago
the gym and random places |
"I've thought about this in the past and through working with and repairing pianos I've concluded that it's not very practical. They are quite tall so the top is a no go zone unless there's something to stand on. Keybeds all though we'll built aren't designed to be hugely load bearing and unless you have the lid down on the keyboard you could do a lot of damage to that also. I know that it wouldn't be yours but pianos are expensive things to fix when broken. If you do manage to find yourself in the possible position please be careful, but let us know how the performance was "
I would ensure no harm came to the piano. Even just bent over it would be agreeable |
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"I've thought about this in the past and through working with and repairing pianos I've concluded that it's not very practical. They are quite tall so the top is a no go zone unless there's something to stand on. Keybeds all though we'll built aren't designed to be hugely load bearing and unless you have the lid down on the keyboard you could do a lot of damage to that also. I know that it wouldn't be yours but pianos are expensive things to fix when broken. If you do manage to find yourself in the possible position please be careful, but let us know how the performance was
I would ensure no harm came to the piano. Even just bent over it would be agreeable "
Yes be careful, Save the Piano and Instrument Watch are quite a militant organisations. They have been know to be violent. I trust the Piano would be consensual and not exploited in this act for your own perverted gratification? |
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