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Berni & Bertie's first date

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Suddenly the lights went out in the crowded, noisy room so Berni reached out an arm and said....

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

has anybody got 50p for the meter?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hahahah

That's SUCH a witty clever next sentence. Really made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

... her hand resting on what she thought was Bertie's knee, the lights came back on

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By *itch and scratchyCouple over a year ago

Pontefract

And she realised it wasn't just popcorn in the

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

bucket on Bertie's lap,because just at that moment the lights..

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

came back on and she saw ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

to her surprise that she was now alone, except for..

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

the usherette with a tray of Fab lollies. She started to ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

suck enthusiastically on the ice lolly,thinking how Phallic shaped it looked reminding her of....

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By *r Nice Guy 1Man over a year ago

manchester

Joe, her first love who now works as a one armed pot washer. He used to.....

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

be a talented pianist but now he can only tinkle with one hand. The usherette started to ...

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By *olf and RedCouple over a year ago

Nr Cardiff or at Chams Darlaston

Direct someone to come in and Bertie was back

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

and was happily introducing her to his new friend Joe, who he'd just met in the men's toilet because Joe has asked for help trying to...

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By *itch and scratchyCouple over a year ago

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Get his new

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By *r Nice Guy 1Man over a year ago

manchester

Prosthetic arm to unbuttoned his flies, however...

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By *unloversCouple over a year ago

rotherham

Bertie thought it might be with a woman’s touch

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Berni got the hint but as it was thier first date, she hadn't got round to explaining the embarrassing reason why she wouldn't be able to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go the distance

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

to assist Bernie on thier 1st date to assist Joe, her 1st love (once talented pianist,now one armed pot washer) to tinker with his flies as suggested.... because she had a secret

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

agent waiting, ready to brief her on her next mission

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By *itch and scratchyCouple over a year ago

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Which would mean that they had to

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Use thier imagination

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By *unloversCouple over a year ago

rotherham

And just go with the flow

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

While desperately trying act like they weren't shocked by what was going on around them now that the lights were back on

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By *r Nice Guy 1Man over a year ago

manchester

Bertie asked Bernie to bend down to tie his shoe lace ( his one and only pair of slip-on's were in the cobblers), in doing this Bernie's nose was at Bertie's crotch, upon realising this...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

was a position she'd never previously been in before and how exposed

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By *unloversCouple over a year ago

rotherham

Omg what’s that horrendous smell she said

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"was a position she'd never previously been in before and how exposed "

she had allowed herself to be, when she suddenly remembered her training in

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