Santa left me to be the first to admit I am not the one to be the only person to say this but I’m just gonna be a part time employee of a small company and I’m not going anywhere so I’m not going anywhere until the next year

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By *Bag69Man 49 weeks ago

Derby

Santa left me a nudge nearer the time to play with the cold wind (?!)

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By *edstockings2Couple 49 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Santa left me a call from the office and I am not sure if you have any questions or need to be a good time.

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By *elix SightedMan 49 weeks ago

Oxford / Reading

Santa left me at home for the night after the game because he didn’t have enough time for his family and I didn’t have enough money for a good night

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By *elix SightedMan 49 weeks ago

Oxford / Reading

"Santa left me at home for the night after the game because he didn’t have enough time for his family and I didn’t have enough money for a good night "

Apparently I want Santa but can’t afford him hahaha

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By *dalisqueWoman 49 weeks ago

land of make believe

"Santa left me at home for the night after the game because he didn’t have enough time for his family and I didn’t have enough money for a good night

Haha

Apparently I want Santa but can’t afford him hahaha"

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago

Santa left me a call from the office

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By *rtyIanMan 49 weeks ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Santa left me the same way as you

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By *r_North-EastMan 49 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Santa left me just like my dad

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago

Santa left me a message for the morning to say the phone was faulty

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By *he milf next doorWoman 4 weeks ago

Cardiff

Santa left me I just can’t tell anyone yet but I’m still looking for it

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By *hitney NeilWoman 4 weeks ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

Santa left me your voicemail message

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By *red333Man 4 weeks ago

Newton Abbot

Santa left me on the way you are not in the morning and I will be there for you to be a good day at work now so I can do a favour and I will be there for you to be a good

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By *orphia2003Woman 4 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Santa left me a friend request

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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago

Santa left me on delivered

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By *andyfloss2000Woman 4 weeks ago

ashford

Santa left me with the email x

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By *rinchyMcFuckNuggetMan 4 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

Santa left me with the email and the email from you saying it is still not sorted

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By *rimson_RoseWoman 4 weeks ago

Lea Marston

Santa left me the message and said he would probably work out there with you.

I meant wtf?

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple 4 weeks ago

West Bromwich

Santa left me on the way home now and then I will be up for it

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman 4 weeks ago

Wherever

Santa left me on read.

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By *ora the explorerWoman 4 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Santa left me the impression that he had a very strong relationship

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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago

Santander left me without a phone number

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By *aizyWoman 4 weeks ago

west midlands

Santa left me with the same question for me and my wife who was snowing with your mum

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By *ornucopiaMan 4 weeks ago

Bexley

What middle button?

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By *asty tatsyMan 4 weeks ago

london

Santa left me to be the first to admit I am not the one (ouch)

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By *ecky and justCouple 4 weeks ago

Godalming

Santa left me to be the first person in my family who had to be in a car with me when he died

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By *orkieBar1000Man 4 weeks ago

York

Santa left me to be the first to admit I am not the one to be the only person to say this is the first thing that comes up in the news for the first day in the last month of August

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By *carlet SeductionWoman 4 weeks ago

Maidstone

Santa left me with the same thing

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By *oneybee1001Woman 4 weeks ago

Around and about

Santa left me with the family, aww that's cute!

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By *oo..Woman 4 weeks ago

Land of Boo

Santa left me with the kids but I have to stay with my wife for the next few days before the wedding

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By *annabarberaCouple 4 weeks ago

Staffs

Santa left me a minute ago and I will be in the office tomorrow and I will be there for the message.....

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By *r TriomanMan 4 weeks ago

Malmesbury/Larkhill

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By *r TriomanMan 4 weeks ago

Malmesbury/Larkhill

Santa You can give you a call from the moment I am more than happy to do it either tonight or tomorrow morning whatever you want to meet today at the same time at the same time at the same time...

Jobbly juke as Baldrick might say; I'm not that great at this game - hope I don't end up on the naughty step for this... again

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By *igs72Man 4 weeks ago

motherwell

Santa left me …. full of his Christmas cheer

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By *untimephil69Man 4 weeks ago

Bexley

SANTA RAN OFF WITH ME WIFE

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By *SawMimiKissingSantaClausWoman 4 weeks ago

Portsmouth

Santa left me a call from the office to see if you have a great time with you and your family

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By *elshcouple18Couple 4 weeks ago

cardiff

Santander left me with the same as the email I received was a good weekend

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By *oublesixesMan 4 weeks ago

Corby

Santa left me a call if you want to come to the pub with the boys

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By *alico_KinkeyKittyWoman 4 weeks ago

Kittys Lane

Santa left me with the wand

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By *atureGuy62Man 4 weeks ago

DE7

"Use your middle button to make a sentence to this...

Santa left me.. "

Santa left me I winked at the moment I don't know what to do it for you to share with me and my mate is the best for you to share with me and my mate is the best for you to share with me....

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By *orkieBar1000Man 4 weeks ago

York

"Santa left me with the kids but I have to stay with my wife for the next few days before the wedding

Your wife is a lucky lady

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By *uckholdnovMan 4 weeks ago

Chatham

Santander left me with the same stage of the process is that due these days

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By *weetkitten65 OP Woman 3 weeks ago

Halifax

Santa left me with the same question for me now as the estimated charges will not really help.

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By *lynJMan 3 weeks ago

Morden/Faversham

Santa left me know what you think of the moment

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By *ixenitedWoman 3 weeks ago

Here or There abouts

Santa left me reeling and a few times in my mouth and I was a little worried that the last few weeks I was just a little worried that the first one I had to use was a little confusing to say the first one is a better version. Lmao