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What would you like to do to the person above?- Round 25
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By *j1981Man
over a year ago
cork |
Party and see what pops up and happens  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Offer you a minstrel or two |
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"Offer you a minstrel or two "
Sick on his ..... Minstrels |
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Where to begin it would have to be her lovely breasts as she was riding me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pizza"
Hat shopping  |
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"Pizza
Hat shopping "
Take a train ride |
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"Pizza
Hat shopping "
Take them dancing, naked in the rain 🌧️💃🏻🕺🏻💃🏻 |
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By *heelerMan
over a year ago
Northants |
"Pizza
Hat shopping
Take them dancing, naked in the rain 🌧️💃🏻🕺🏻💃🏻"
Strip her naked and take a coloured photo |
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Ask him if he shaves or waxs? That is one close shave!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yse my tongue and fingers on her |
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Be able to pronounce her username confidently |
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Damn it! Someone got in front of me. Now I just look like I can’t read and generally crap at pronunciation! 🤦🏽♂️😂 |
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"A book on enunciation."
Drag him to the next MLS  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A book on enunciation.
Drag him to the next MLS "
Compare thud sounds 🤣 |
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By *oxy-RedWoman
over a year ago
pink panther territory |
A night in his bed  |
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"A night in his bed "
A night in her bed |
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Wine dine romance and then take to bed |
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Flog with bamboo, smear in tuna flakes and brine and throw in a car sanctuary for the night. |
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By *mf123Man
over a year ago
with one foot out the door |
Paint faces on his knees |
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"Paint faces on his knees "
Have a catch-up over a coffee and ogle at some tits  |
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By *exsaCouple
over a year ago
Dunfermline |
Slap his cute bum |
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Eat some haggis with her on Saturday |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Slap his bald head |
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By *mf123Man
over a year ago
with one foot out the door |
Ask if hes duncan goodhews brother |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tell him he’s flying low "
Buy her another lollipop x |
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"Happy to go for a beer"
Go for a whiskey |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh he knows 🤪 |
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By *mf123Man
over a year ago
with one foot out the door |
Bum him with a garlic baguette |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bum him with a garlic baguette"
Pint for pmf and whatever onya's drinking |
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"Buy him some new pants"
And buy him some new pants as a BOGOF! |
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Take her on a cheese sampling soirée. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Buy him some new pants
And buy him some new pants as a BOGOF! "
Oh she knows 🤣😘🤪 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Buy him some new pants
And buy him some new pants as a BOGOF!
Oh she knows 🤣😘🤪"
As its tuesday, play with those lovely tits x |
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"Buy him some new pants
And buy him some new pants as a BOGOF!
Oh she knows 🤣😘🤪
As its tuesday, play with those lovely tits x"
You take the left one and I'll take the right one  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Buy him some new pants
And buy him some new pants as a BOGOF!
Oh she knows 🤣😘🤪
As its tuesday, play with those lovely tits x
You take the left one and I'll take the right one "
Teach how to motorboat 🤣 |
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Remind him of the perils of not wearing a hard hat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Steal her lollypop |
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Ask him what flavour he prefers and give him one of his own |
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By *mf123Man
over a year ago
with one foot out the door |
Be a fly on the bedroom wall |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 21/01/25 00:38:45]"
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Tuck into bed! Night night |
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"Ask him what flavour he prefers and give him one of his own "
Take a closer look at her TOT contribution |
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"Ask him what flavour he prefers and give him one of his own
Take a closer look at her TOT contribution "
What is TOT ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ask him what flavour he prefers and give him one of his own
Take a closer look at her TOT contribution
What is TOT ?"
Invite her to sit on my lap |
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By *mf123Man
over a year ago
with one foot out the door |
Let loose a baby ferret in his undies |
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"Ask him what flavour he prefers and give him one of his own
Take a closer look at her TOT contribution
What is TOT ?
Invite her to sit on my lap"
have a pint |
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"Ask him what flavour he prefers and give him one of his own
Take a closer look at her TOT contribution "
May have done the same back! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ask him what flavour he prefers and give him one of his own
Take a closer look at her TOT contribution
May have done the same back!"
May have a closer look myself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ask him what flavour he prefers and give him one of his own "
Strawberry. Thank you. |
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Wish him a happy birthday for yesterday! |
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By *exsaCouple
over a year ago
Dunfermline |
Praise him for being open and honest on his profile… too many dick pics though |
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Compliment them on their magnificent montage of photographs. |
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"Praise him for being open and honest on his profile… too many dick pics though "
Remind them they tee we technically have a dick pic as their main profile pic 😂 |
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Ask if I could use his photos, they are way better than mine |
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"Compliment them on their magnificent montage of photographs."
Nero! I missed you out again. You know I’d always take you out for drinks though ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Praise him for being open and honest on his profile… too many dick pics though
Remind them they tee we technically have a dick pic as their main profile pic 😂"
Doth cap |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Be used for the evening
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"Ask if I could use his photos, they are way better than mine"
This man is a charmer… drinks for you too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have a very "in-depth" look at those legs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rub a ballon on those trousers |
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"Rub a ballon on those trousers"
have a game of darts
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sneak up and pop his balloon |
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"Ask how curious he is xx "
have a pint
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ask how curious he is xx have a pint "
Drinking contest |
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By *exsaCouple
over a year ago
Dunfermline |
"Ask how curious he is xx have a pint
Drinking contest "
Buy him some underwear |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Run my hand over her fishnets |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ask how curious he is xx have a pint
Drinking contest
Buy him some underwear "
Spend the night in that 4 post bed.! |
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By * dayMan
over a year ago
Brighton |
Flick my tongue over her nipples |
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Soak his cock in a tub of scotch bonnet mash |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Buy him some trousers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Chest day |
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"Chest day"
Suck him like a Cherry ChupaChup! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chest day
Suck him like a Cherry ChupaChup!"
Go naked sunbathing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Part them chicks and lick that ass |
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By *linyMan
over a year ago
Manchester/London |
Buy her a hat box to stand on so we’re the same height! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Buy her a hat box to stand on so we’re the same height! "
Nothing I’m curious what a hat box stand is ? Ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Another chest day🏋♂️ |
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Take a hedge trimmer to his treasure trail |
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"Take a hedge trimmer to his treasure trail "
Knight her on both shoulders with a cock knock then one for luck on her head |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Read his book |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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See how many damp flannels I could droop over his todger. |
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"See how many damp flannels I could droop over his todger."
A good snog to get things going |
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Check if there is a chip n' pin reader between those cheeks. ❣️
🪪,💳 |
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"Share a sexy lady with him"
Would share fuck all with him. He has enough for 2 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Help him upload a pic to his profile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Watch a bita porn together"
Room for another |
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"Watch a bita porn together
Room for another"
Do the Um Bongo.
*Nope. Me neither. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So much, wouldn’t know where to start |
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Serve her on a silver platter for Mr. Fox (above). 😈 |
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"Serve her on a silver platter for Mr. Fox (above). 😈"
Arrive naked, oiled and seasoned with Rosemary for Nerø to serve.
*Then leave Rosemary with this fine gentleman, whilst I discuss Anatolian Neolithic Farming techniques with her. |
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See how many times he can bench press me  |
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Bit o' this and a bit o' that. 🦋 |
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"Bit o' this and a bit o' that. 🦋"
Ask this lovely man what her ⬆️ weight is and just say 20 straight off the bat.
Then all sit round and have a gin and talk about other Forumites. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Put him to pasture."
Think you should go with him dressed as the monopoly guy since you are a obviously a well to do tea drinker |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hit the gym 🏋♂️ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Help her fix her storm damaged fence |
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"Help her fix her storm damaged fence"
Lol, and my roof |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Of course! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Go for a pint and complain about the storm lol |
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Don’t show him to my wife as need her this evening |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Upload his profile pic📸 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By *igsetMan
over a year ago
oldham |
Suck that dick and swallow every drop of load |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lick that cum up and suck or climb on for a ride |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Try something new with you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Basketball 🏀 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Steal his boots |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shoot some hoops🏀 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have a pint |
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By *mf123Man
over a year ago
with one foot out the door |
Rub your bell end with segments of an orange then offer the segments to strangers in the asda |
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"Rub your bell end with segments of an orange then offer the segments to strangers in the asda"
Get him to lay down under a false table in Asda with his hips thrust upwards and his 'nads covered with a table cloth and false plastic dish. Leave a set of cocktail sticks near the superstore's brand new 'Super Organic Cherry Plum Olive Superfood' and invite customers to stab and try. |
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Turn his body into a human sundae and devour him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Snuggle under the skirt |
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"Snuggle under the skirt"
Leave him a pint, under her ⬆️ skirt
As for her ⬆️⬆️. Well, clearly cover myself in hundreds and thousands, lay back and enjoy the devouring. 😂 |
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Hand him a cartographer's edition of the Beaufort-Beergoggle map, so that he can properly find his way around a woman's naked body. Without it the young squire is hopelessly lost.
🩶🤍 |
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Buy him a shirt (double cuffed of course) to go with the tie. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Catch the Pigeon 🕊 |
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"Catch the Pigeon 🕊"
have a pint
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"Catch the Pigeon 🕊 have a pint "
Hope he's enjoying fab
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"Catch the Pigeon 🕊 have a pint
Hope he's enjoying fab
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De-flower her candy |
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Make him a piping hot cup of Horlicks™. |
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"Make him a piping hot cup of Horlicks™."
have a pint
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Paint his toenails "
Go on a bender |
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"Paint his toenails
Go on a bender "
Bend him over |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Paint his toenails
Go on a bender
Bend him over "
Show who’s boss  |
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"Paint his toenails
Go on a bender
Bend him over
Show who’s boss "
Get him to look in the mirror as I peg him to remind him who's boss |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Paint his toenails
Go on a bender
Bend him over
Show who’s boss
Get him to look in the mirror as I peg him to remind him who's boss "
Wake from her dream |
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"Paint his toenails
Go on a bender
Bend him over
Show who’s boss
Get him to look in the mirror as I peg him to remind him who's boss
Wake from her dream"
Glaze him like a doughnut until he taps out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Paint his toenails
Go on a bender
Bend him over
Show who’s boss
Get him to look in the mirror as I peg him to remind him who's boss
Wake from her dream
Glaze him like a doughnut until he taps out "
Get her dealers number 🤣 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Buy him some pants |
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Use his penis as a tea towel holder |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Use his penis as a tea towel holder "
Go get tattooed together |
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Bend her over the bed and fuck her till she squirts all over me |
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"Bend him over the bed and fuck him till he squirts/pisses all over the bed sheets "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bend him over the bed and fuck him till he squirts/pisses all over the bed sheets "
Cackle hysterically as she makes him her b*tch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Put his name down to be next  |
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"Put his name down to be next "
Smash the hottest woman in the forums whilst she wears a strap on and smashes him ⬆️ like a human millipede |
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Pass him an Anya Hindmarch™ bag for life. |
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"Pass him an Anya Hindmarch™ bag for life. "
Whack him around the head with it like Dick Emery would have done for being so 'naughty' |
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Play kiss chase to the theme of Benny Hill |
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By *j1981Man
over a year ago
cork |
Roll around the bed with her for a night..... |
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