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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Based on their profile pic what was their crime?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wearing a face mask

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Wearing a face mask

Not baring her breasts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Murder by suffocation

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel

For breaking the bed

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Wearing a face mask

Not baring her breasts"

Shoplifting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Diving in the box

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wearing a face mask

Not baring her breasts

Shoplifting"

Being too damned hot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Diving in the box"

Eve teasing!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wearing a face mask

Not baring her breasts

Shoplifting

Being too damned hot "

Wanking in public!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not wearing a bra

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Travelling under fake passport : ) I read your profile you travel abit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wearing a face mask

Not baring her breasts

Shoplifting

Being too damned hot

Wanking in public!

Being too enthusiastic

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

[Removed by poster at 16/11/19 08:50:46]

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Travelling under fake passport : ) I read your profile you travel abit "

Assumed identity

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"[Handcuffs removed by poster at 16/11/19 08:50:46]"

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Travelling under fake passport : ) I read your profile you travel abit

Assumed identity "

Supporting Spurs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 16/11/19 08:50:46]"

For deleting the post before every one read it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Travelling under fake passport : ) I read your profile you travel abit

Assumed identity

Supporting Spurs

For playing with Vegas!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 16/11/19 08:50:46]

For deleting the post before every one read it!

For using the word ‘tantric’

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Travelling under fake passport : ) I read your profile you travel abit

Assumed identity

Supporting Spurs

For playing with Vegas!

Meant veges

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not pulling up his pants properly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 16/11/19 08:50:46]

For deleting the post before every one read it!

For using the word ‘tantric’ "

For indecent exposure!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not pulling up his pants properly. "

Flirting (nice small)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 16/11/19 08:50:46]

For deleting the post before every one read it!

For using the word ‘tantric’

For indecent exposure!

Indecent?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not pulling up his pants properly.

Flirting (nice small)"

Impersonating a Chippendale

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not pulling up his pants properly.

Flirting (nice small)"

Calling me small.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Farting in santas grotto

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 16/11/19 08:50:46]

For deleting the post before every one read it!

For using the word ‘tantric’

For indecent exposure!

Indecent?

For exposing her butt in public.

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Not pulling up his pants properly.

Flirting (nice small)

Calling me small. "

Nicked for letting that dick head wind him up

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By *euschMan over a year ago

peterborough

Making bad tea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Making bad tea"

For drinking tea yucky stuff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Making bad tea"

Poor camouflage skills

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Making bad tea"

Sniffing guys bums

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel

For having better legs than me

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Making bad tea

Sniffing guys bums"

For nicking handbags!

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Making bad tea

Sniffing guys bums

For nicking handbags!

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

"Making bad tea

Sniffing guys bums

For nicking handbags!

Stole and hid sausages

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Making bad tea

Sniffing guys bums

For nicking handbags!

can he get matching shoes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For having better legs than me

Mrs"

For playing by herself without hubby!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Making bad tea

Sniffing guys bums

For nicking handbags!

can he get matching shoes

He doesn't need to ask. He can take them!

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Making bad tea

Sniffing guys bums

For nicking handbags!

can he get matching shoes

He doesn't need to ask. He can take them!

Stealing my hormones

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By *ylvie 888Woman over a year ago

Cleethorpes

"Making bad tea

Sniffing guys bums

For nicking handbags!

can he get matching shoes

He doesn't need to ask. He can take them!

Stealing my hormones

Arrested for looking stunning!

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By *r AmbassadorMan over a year ago

Dublin

"Making bad tea

Sniffing guys bums

For nicking handbags!

can he get matching shoes

He doesn't need to ask. He can take them!

Stealing my hormones

Arrested for looking stunning! "
for polishing tables with her nipples,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Making bad tea

Sniffing guys bums

For nicking handbags!

can he get matching shoes

He doesn't need to ask. He can take them!

Stealing my hormones

Arrested for looking stunning! for polishing tables with her nipples, "

For twanging his braces in a menacing manner.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Making bad tea

Sniffing guys bums

For nicking handbags!

can he get matching shoes

He doesn't need to ask. He can take them!

Stealing my hormones

Arrested for looking stunning! for polishing tables with her nipples, "

Pinching all the haribos

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By *r AmbassadorMan over a year ago

Dublin

"Making bad tea

Sniffing guys bums

For nicking handbags!

can he get matching shoes

He doesn't need to ask. He can take them!

Stealing my hormones

Arrested for looking stunning! for polishing tables with her nipples,

Pinching all the haribos"
for robbing air bags

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By *uckOfTheBayMan over a year ago

Flintshire

"Making bad tea

Sniffing guys bums

For nicking handbags!

can he get matching shoes

He doesn't need to ask. He can take them!

Stealing my hormones

Arrested for looking stunning! for polishing tables with her nipples,

Pinching all the haribos"

Stealing crocodile clips from the hardware store

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By *opilotMan over a year ago

Heathrow

"Making bad tea

Sniffing guys bums

For nicking handbags!

can he get matching shoes

He doesn't need to ask. He can take them!

Stealing my hormones

Arrested for looking stunning! for polishing tables with her nipples,

Pinching all the haribos"

Being smoking hot in a no smoking area.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Making bad tea

Sniffing guys bums

For nicking handbags!

can he get matching shoes

He doesn't need to ask. He can take them!

Stealing my hormones

Arrested for looking stunning! for polishing tables with her nipples,

Pinching all the haribos"

Discovered eating Walkers Crisps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eating all my crisps... lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Making bad tea

Sniffing guys bums

For nicking handbags!

can he get matching shoes

He doesn't need to ask. He can take them!

Stealing my hormones

Arrested for looking stunning! for polishing tables with her nipples,

Pinching all the haribos"

For kicking someone's nuts with her heels!

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By *r AmbassadorMan over a year ago

Dublin

"Making bad tea

Sniffing guys bums

For nicking handbags!

can he get matching shoes

He doesn't need to ask. He can take them!

Stealing my hormones

Arrested for looking stunning! for polishing tables with her nipples,

Pinching all the haribos

For kicking someone's nuts with her heels!

"
oooouchhh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For hiding my towel as i get out of bath....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Making bad tea

Sniffing guys bums

For nicking handbags!

can he get matching shoes

He doesn't need to ask. He can take them!

Stealing my hormones

Arrested for looking stunning! for polishing tables with her nipples,

Pinching all the haribos

For kicking someone's nuts with her heels!

oooouchhh"

Who would like to volunteer

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By *naquest321Man over a year ago

Carlisle

Only going to the gym 5 days a week

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Only going to the gym 5 days a week

For hiding his profile!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Traveling way too much

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By *eeman1000Man over a year ago

durham

For making me think about going to the gym !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For making me think about going to the gym !"

For mistaking for a snake in his pants!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Still not got my towel back yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still not got my towel back yet "

For not wearing a towel after getting out of the public shower!

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

"Still not got my towel back yet "

Being in possession of amazing tits

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Still not got my towel back yet

Being in possession of amazing tits "
those boxers

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

being in possession of a lethal weapon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looking fabulous in fishnets

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman over a year ago

Glasgow

For holding a leathal weapon....x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Global warming

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eating the last rolo

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

for deleting messages with no face pic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Face sitting assault on the local police officer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Face sitting assault on the local police officer

For being a double agent and playing both sides

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

doesn't pay tv licence or council tax

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Causing many to down tools and ahem, rearrange their other tools..

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

On seeing Anabelle downed tools in public and rearranged...ahem...another tool

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By *enusInFursCouple over a year ago

Essex/Suffolk border

Illegal use of the number 8

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By *b1976Man over a year ago

North East

Both of you for suspicious packages in your underwear

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

Leaving the seat up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Arson, for setting this place on fire

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Arson, for setting this place on fire

Thats good..like it

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Arson, for setting this place on fire

for smashing glass houses

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Arson, for setting this place on fire

for smashing glass houses "

Gratuituis shaggery in the hours of daylight.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ann Widdecombe impersonating the queen

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By *h_So_NaughtyCouple over a year ago

Somerset

For just being too cheeky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

decent exposure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"decent exposure

Indecent exposure while suited and booted! Thought he was a gentleman! Cops arrested him for not being one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

d*unk and disorderly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"d*unk and disorderly

For stealing a box of milk tray

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"d*unk and disorderly

For stealing a box of milk tray

"
jay walking cmon

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

Eating the nice Milk Tray chocolates and leaving only the coffee and orange ones

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

looking too sexy for her shirt

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Bad South African impression

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

she is the worlds smallest pick pocket

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"she is the worlds smallest pick pocket

For blowing that whistle

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By *opilotMan over a year ago

Heathrow

"she is the worlds smallest pick pocket

For blowing that whistle

For concealing a dangerous weapon

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

For having an illegal Brazilian bum lifft

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

for those spectacular nipples

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

For having an non conforming thigh gap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

for dropping her knickers in a library

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By *entleRMan over a year ago

Telford

Guilty of squirting cum on a beach

(Photo evidence in gallery)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Exposing himself in shorts

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

Carrying a lethal weapon

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

Selling her bum for kisses and not declaring it as taxable income

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Selling her bum for kisses and not declaring it as taxable income"

Lol..Creative. You should start writing a book!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

wearing somebody elses thong i mean who would

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

"wearing somebody elses thong i mean who would

"
Renting his thong out without public liability insurance

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

uncrossing her legs on a bus commando the lil ol lady is still recovering

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

Taking advantage of a lil ol lady on the back of a number 38

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

omg in the loo on an airbus 2000 airport security took them away in cuffs

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"omg in the loo on an airbus 2000 airport security took them away in cuffs

You've been arrested so much there is no point letting you out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

she sat on santas lap and when she got up he had a hardon they were both taken away on his sleigh and put in a cell omg ttl it was soundproofed santa got his come upance

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eating last rolo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

she took my cheese and onion uns

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Sitting in the corner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

she was arrested for drawing a police officer naked in her cell

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"she was arrested for drawing a police officer naked in her cell

Got arrested for walking naked in Brighton in public view. When questioned by the cops he said he thought it was a nude beach

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"she was arrested for drawing a police officer naked in her cell

Got arrested for walking naked in Brighton in public view. When questioned by the cops he said he thought it was a nude beach

"
lol their is a nudist beach in Brighton i go there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"she was arrested for drawing a police officer naked in her cell

Got arrested for walking naked in Brighton in public view. When questioned by the cops he said he thought it was a nude beach

"
he got arrested for crimes against fashion

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By *exyredheadtattooCouple over a year ago

Beaumont

indecent exposure

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

they are already on tag...didn't take police long to find them..proliffic offender

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

"they are already on tag...didn't take police long to find them..proliffic offender

"
Over use of the letter f, ffs! Also having a too fit arse, ffs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

shes single handedly ruining the mirror industry police are looking for two women and one is no reflection of the other

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"shes single handedly ruining the mirror industry police are looking for two women and one is no reflection of the other

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By *ge_load_ladMan over a year ago

North West

Smuggling budgies

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman over a year ago

Glasgow

Being overdressed!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Being overdressed!!"

Unlawful trespass into gentlemens fantasies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Listening to Justin bieber

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Causing motorists to rubberneck as they pass by thereby resulting in mass rear ending

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

for shagging every woman on the site choosy or what

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

for being jusgemental

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By *areToBe43Man over a year ago

Surrey

Cheeky monkey had odd-looking toes and smelled of boiled chicken.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Listening to Justin bieber"

How dare you

Not in this life or the next

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

for being beibers fan club organiser

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"for being jusgemental

"
not you too well you are an arresting sight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Causing motorists to rubberneck as they pass by thereby resulting in mass rear ending"

Actually happened once... Motor bike into back of a car..

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By *9MidlandsMan69Man over a year ago

Desborough

Assaulting a police officer by poking them in the eye. (To be honest accident when the viper was that close to her nipples)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For stirring a cuppa tea with a spoon that stirred coffee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

she wasnt jungle fresh..... i mean, i ask you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"she wasnt jungle fresh..... i mean, i ask you

For stealing a traffic cone. Apparently he wanted to sit and swirl on it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

briefs in winter omg police sent out the sniffers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"she wasnt jungle fresh..... i mean, i ask you

For stealing a traffic cone. Apparently he wanted to sit and swirl on it.

Did they phones the cones hotline and ask for a 99

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"she wasnt jungle fresh..... i mean, i ask you

For stealing a traffic cone. Apparently he wanted to sit and swirl on it.

Did they phones the cones hotline and ask for a 99"

Got arrested for typing 99 instead of 69 on a sex site.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"she wasnt jungle fresh..... i mean, i ask you

For stealing a traffic cone. Apparently he wanted to sit and swirl on it.

Did they phones the cones hotline and ask for a 99

Got arrested for typing 99 instead of 69 on a sex site.

Love it...

Got arrested for being too Clever for fab x

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

Claiming to be the best, the tastiest. When everyone knows Walkers are the best

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Claiming to be the best, the tastiest. When everyone knows Walkers are the best

Got arrested for bad spelling and thinking 'wankers are the best'

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Claiming to be the best, the tastiest. When everyone knows Walkers are the best

Got arrested for bad spelling and thinking 'wankers are the best'

For mincing with a handbag.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

for being one of the great train robbers welcome back

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