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By *elonsplums OP Couple 3 days ago

Salisbury

Does anyone have and funny or embarrassing chat up lines or stories to make me laugh, he's popped out to pick up a little treat for us, so looking for a bit of bants before we get in it lol

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By *igfishlittlefish8Man 3 days ago

Milton Keynes

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs… no me neither but it’s enough to break the ice

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By *onyHoveMan 3 days ago

North East

It's a minefield of embarrassment. There's no really good, non cheesy lines.

I'll keep an eye on thread though. Hopefully proved wrong!

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By *eenALongTime.....Man 3 days ago

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Have you got any Welsh in you??

No!

Do you want some?!

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By *eenALongTime.....Man 3 days ago

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Are you tired?

Why??

You've been running through my head all day!

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By *oonbath89Man 3 days ago

radstock

You must be from Ireland because my penis is Dublin

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By *eveninchguyMan 3 days ago

mids

hi gorgeous,whats for breakfast

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By *elonsplums OP Couple 3 days ago

Salisbury

"You must be from Ireland because my penis is Dublin

"
most legendary thing I have ever heard

U are a legend my friend, been saying this in my head all day lol

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By *elonsplums OP Couple 3 days ago

Salisbury

"Do you know how much a polar bear weighs… no me neither but it’s enough to break the ice "

Not even joking a bloke said this to me in a bar back in '96 and ended up together for a few years. Cracked me up

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