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hello im new here and ive never kissed a woman before

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

hi my names pete and im new to fab and to be honest im scared as ive never even kissed a woman before

ive read many books on how to please a woman and have been looking at porn mags for moves to try on the night if i ever get a meet

ive been spendin many hours studying porno movies and find them very informative altho they all seem to talk in german so do i have to do this when and if i have sex with someone on here??

thanx for taking the time to read my post you are all prob very busy having meets as you call them

wish me luck everyone will keep you all posted by private message i think thats how it works

peter

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Welcome to the forums young man!!

Wish you all the luck in the world and hope you meet some sexy, sexy women who can introduce you to the wonderful world of swinging.

Beware though........ there are some seriously sexy women out there who eat the newbies for breakfast. And lunch and dinner if they're lucky!!

PM me anytime you like and I'll be your very first xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"hi my names pete and im new to fab and to be honest im scared as ive never even kissed a woman before

ive read many books on how to please a woman and have been looking at porn mags for moves to try on the night if i ever get a meet

ive been spendin many hours studying porno movies and find them very informative altho they all seem to talk in german so do i have to do this when and if i have sex with someone on here??

thanx for taking the time to read my post you are all prob very busy having meets as you call them

wish me luck everyone will keep you all posted by private message i think thats how it works

peter

"

No thanks, you're not my type

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"hi my names pete and im new to fab and to be honest im scared as ive never even kissed a woman before

ive read many books on how to please a woman and have been looking at porn mags for moves to try on the night if i ever get a meet

ive been spendin many hours studying porno movies and find them very informative altho they all seem to talk in german so do i have to do this when and if i have sex with someone on here??

thanx for taking the time to read my post you are all prob very busy having meets as you call them

wish me luck everyone will keep you all posted by private message i think thats how it works

peter

No thanks, you're not my type"

You're mean ...... at least pretend to be nice!!!! LMFAO!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
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FFS peanut!!! anything to get even more sex hahahahahaha xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Welcome to the forums young man!!

Wish you all the luck in the world and hope you meet some sexy, sexy women who can introduce you to the wonderful world of swinging.

Beware though........ there are some seriously sexy women out there who eat the newbies for breakfast. And lunch and dinner if they're lucky!!

PM me anytime you like and I'll be your very first xx"

will you teach me how to kiss please hope thats ok

thankyou for your reply estee will see when my mums out and let you know when it is safe to come round

peter

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"FFS peanut!!! anything to get even more sex hahahahahaha xxxx"

excuse me young lady are you offering me sexy with you that would be great are you a virgin too???

peter

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"hi my names pete and im new to fab and to be honest im scared as ive never even kissed a woman before

ive read many books on how to please a woman and have been looking at porn mags for moves to try on the night if i ever get a meet

ive been spendin many hours studying porno movies and find them very informative altho they all seem to talk in german so do i have to do this when and if i have sex with someone on here??

thanx for taking the time to read my post you are all prob very busy having meets as you call them

wish me luck everyone will keep you all posted by private message i think thats how it works

peter

No thanks, you're not my type

You're mean ...... at least pretend to be nice!!!! LMFAO!!!"

LOL thats what I told him

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
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"FFS peanut!!! anything to get even more sex hahahahahaha xxxx

excuse me young lady are you offering me sexy with you that would be great are you a virgin too???

peter"

Yes...virgin on the ridiculous pmsl xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

passion pot the lengths you will go to to get a bloody leg over ha ha you have been through half the site already haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"passion pot the lengths you will go to to get a bloody leg over ha ha you have been through half the site already haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

Half...????

That's being kind???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think his master plan is failing lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

does this mean im not guna get a shag then?????

xxpeanutxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

ok then three quarters lol and I think that was all in one go ha ha ha

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well someone told me you kissed like a trout lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Well someone told me you kissed like a trout lol"

well theres only one way to find that out karen but be warned your legs may go from underneath you im that good

xxpeanutxx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Well someone told me you kissed like a trout lol

well theres only one way to find that out karen but be warned your legs may go from underneath you im that good

xxpeanutxx"

Yeah yeah yeah, your scared to meet a real woman lol, i reckon i could have you quivering and shaking in no time lol. Come on peanut im in a right mood lol, come and shag me silly and let see who walks away at the end lmaoxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Well someone told me you kissed like a trout lol

well theres only one way to find that out karen but be warned your legs may go from underneath you im that good

xxpeanutxx

Yeah yeah yeah, your scared to meet a real woman lol, i reckon i could have you quivering and shaking in no time lol. Come on peanut im in a right mood lol, come and shag me silly and let see who walks away at the end lmaoxx"

well if you can go all night and still want more in the morning you mite stand a chance with me diamonds

xxpeanutxx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Well someone told me you kissed like a trout lol

well theres only one way to find that out karen but be warned your legs may go from underneath you im that good

xxpeanutxx

Yeah yeah yeah, your scared to meet a real woman lol, i reckon i could have you quivering and shaking in no time lol. Come on peanut im in a right mood lol, come and shag me silly and let see who walks away at the end lmaoxx

well if you can go all night and still want more in the morning you mite stand a chance with me diamonds

xxpeanutxx"

lmao if you still have a pulse after a couple of hours with me i might just let you shag me in the morning lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well someone told me you kissed like a trout lol

well theres only one way to find that out karen but be warned your legs may go from underneath you im that good

xxpeanutxx

Yeah yeah yeah, your scared to meet a real woman lol, i reckon i could have you quivering and shaking in no time lol. Come on peanut im in a right mood lol, come and shag me silly and let see who walks away at the end lmaoxx

well if you can go all night and still want more in the morning you mite stand a chance with me diamonds

xxpeanutxx"

welcome to the site young man ...you look strangely familiar ....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"hi my names pete and im new to fab and to be honest im scared as ive never even kissed a woman before

ive read many books on how to please a woman and have been looking at porn mags for moves to try on the night if i ever get a meet

ive been spendin many hours studying porno movies and find them very informative altho they all seem to talk in german so do i have to do this when and if i have sex with someone on here??

thanx for taking the time to read my post you are all prob very busy having meets as you call them

wish me luck everyone will keep you all posted by private message i think thats how it works

peter

"

hi pete rob ere are you not the one i gave a sex change to using some old rusty shears a screw driver and bucket with a hole i it ..oo you are looking so good..xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"hi my names pete and im new to fab and to be honest im scared as ive never even kissed a woman before

ive read many books on how to please a woman and have been looking at porn mags for moves to try on the night if i ever get a meet

ive been spendin many hours studying porno movies and find them very informative altho they all seem to talk in german so do i have to do this when and if i have sex with someone on here??

thanx for taking the time to read my post you are all prob very busy having meets as you call them

wish me luck everyone will keep you all posted by private message i think thats how it works

peter

hi pete rob ere are you not the one i gave a sex change to using some old rusty shears a screw driver and bucket with a hole i it ..oo you are looking so good..xxx"

yeah that was me mate erm dont i still owe you some money shit sorry

peanut

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Well someone told me you kissed like a trout lol

well theres only one way to find that out karen but be warned your legs may go from underneath you im that good

xxpeanutxx

Yeah yeah yeah, your scared to meet a real woman lol, i reckon i could have you quivering and shaking in no time lol. Come on peanut im in a right mood lol, come and shag me silly and let see who walks away at the end lmaoxx

well if you can go all night and still want more in the morning you mite stand a chance with me diamonds

xxpeanutxx

lmao if you still have a pulse after a couple of hours with me i might just let you shag me in the morning lol"

ok your on sexy but im guna need more than a couple of hours with you girl!!!

xxpeanutxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"hi my names pete and im new to fab and to be honest im scared as ive never even kissed a woman before

ive read many books on how to please a woman and have been looking at porn mags for moves to try on the night if i ever get a meet

ive been spendin many hours studying porno movies and find them very informative altho they all seem to talk in german so do i have to do this when and if i have sex with someone on here??

thanx for taking the time to read my post you are all prob very busy having meets as you call them

wish me luck everyone will keep you all posted by private message i think thats how it works

peter

hi pete rob ere are you not the one i gave a sex change to using some old rusty shears a screw driver and bucket with a hole i it ..oo you are looking so good..xxx

yeah that was me mate erm dont i still owe you some money shit sorry

peanut"

ill collect at the beach party ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well someone told me you kissed like a trout lol

well theres only one way to find that out karen but be warned your legs may go from underneath you im that good

xxpeanutxx

Yeah yeah yeah, your scared to meet a real woman lol, i reckon i could have you quivering and shaking in no time lol. Come on peanut im in a right mood lol, come and shag me silly and let see who walks away at the end lmaoxx"

Whoaaaa!! On behalf of ALL the single women on the forums (peanut has prob had them all!!!) real women????

lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"hi my names pete and im new to fab and to be honest im scared as ive never even kissed a woman before

ive read many books on how to please a woman and have been looking at porn mags for moves to try on the night if i ever get a meet

ive been spendin many hours studying porno movies and find them very informative altho they all seem to talk in german so do i have to do this when and if i have sex with someone on here??

thanx for taking the time to read my post you are all prob very busy having meets as you call them

wish me luck everyone will keep you all posted by private message i think thats how it works

peter

hi pete rob ere are you not the one i gave a sex change to using some old rusty shears a screw driver and bucket with a hole i it ..oo you are looking so good..xxx

yeah that was me mate erm dont i still owe you some money shit sorry

peanutill collect at the beach party ..."

i hope thats kaz saying that

peanut

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"hi my names pete and im new to fab and to be honest im scared as ive never even kissed a woman before

ive read many books on how to please a woman and have been looking at porn mags for moves to try on the night if i ever get a meet

ive been spendin many hours studying porno movies and find them very informative altho they all seem to talk in german so do i have to do this when and if i have sex with someone on here??

thanx for taking the time to read my post you are all prob very busy having meets as you call them

wish me luck everyone will keep you all posted by private message i think thats how it works

peter

hi pete rob ere are you not the one i gave a sex change to using some old rusty shears a screw driver and bucket with a hole i it ..oo you are looking so good..xxx

yeah that was me mate erm dont i still owe you some money shit sorry

peanutill collect at the beach party ...

i hope thats kaz saying that

peanut"

yes xxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

well then kaz you got me all you have to decide is what you wana do with me

OR i can just do what i do best and show you my special peanut moves mmmmmmm

xxpeanutxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"hi my names pete and im new to fab and to be honest im scared as ive never even kissed a woman before

ive read many books on how to please a woman and have been looking at porn mags for moves to try on the night if i ever get a meet

ive been spendin many hours studying porno movies and find them very informative altho they all seem to talk in german so do i have to do this when and if i have sex with someone on here??

thanx for taking the time to read my post you are all prob very busy having meets as you call them

wish me luck everyone will keep you all posted by private message i think thats how it works

peter

"

Doning SS uniform and speaking german can enhance the experience...just my opinon lol.

Viel Glueck

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"hi my names pete and im new to fab and to be honest im scared as ive never even kissed a woman before

ive read many books on how to please a woman and have been looking at porn mags for moves to try on the night if i ever get a meet

ive been spendin many hours studying porno movies and find them very informative altho they all seem to talk in german so do i have to do this when and if i have sex with someone on here??

thanx for taking the time to read my post you are all prob very busy having meets as you call them

wish me luck everyone will keep you all posted by private message i think thats how it works

peter

Doning SS uniform and speaking german can enhance the experience...just my opinon lol.

Viel Glueck

"

i guess i had better start learing german then and get myself a uniform then i will be in touch femme1968 mmmmmmm yes please im on my knees

xxpeanutxx

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