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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So my most weird one was that he "wanted to fuck me so hard and then pull my ovaries out"....
WTF?!!!! 
That's wrong...on so many levels!  "
Isn't it just! I'm pretty sure he is probably known to his local police force  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So my most weird one was that he "wanted to fuck me so hard and then pull my ovaries out"....
WTF?!!!!
That's wrong...on so many levels!
Isn't it just! I'm pretty sure he is probably known to his local police force "
Possibly...!! I've had more than one offer of being impregnated. What's all that about?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So my most weird one was that he "wanted to fuck me so hard and then pull my ovaries out"....
WTF?!!!! "
Jesus ! And I was only going to ask if I can shit in yer handbag  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One guy asked me to find the biggest vegetable I had in my fridge and shove it up his arse.... Needless to say all I could offer was a big potato and I was t wasting that on a man lol |
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"So my most weird one was that he "wanted to fuck me so hard and then pull my ovaries out"....
WTF?!!!!
That's wrong...on so many levels!
Isn't it just! I'm pretty sure he is probably known to his local police force "
So come on then ..... did you go for it??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So my most weird one was that he "wanted to fuck me so hard and then pull my ovaries out"....
WTF?!!!!
That's wrong...on so many levels!
Isn't it just! I'm pretty sure he is probably known to his local police force
Possibly...!! I've had more than one offer of being impregnated. What's all that about?!"
I have had at least three wanted me to breed them..... Just wrong.
Thank god for the block button
And same for the gay/bi blokes who want to "suck my great cock" but promise not to tell..... How does that work? |
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Yea I get asked if they can get me pregnant quite often
they get told only if I can have a down payment £5000 to set up the nursery and also get CSA for life too, generally I get blocked after that can't think why
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So my most weird one was that he "wanted to fuck me so hard and then pull my ovaries out"....
WTF?!!!! "
A couple ( or supposed couple) wanted me to come over and just stick my cock through a hole in the door
No words or every seeing their face's. The funny thing is they both spoke to me on the phone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So my most weird one was that he "wanted to fuck me so hard and then pull my ovaries out"....
WTF?!!!!
A couple ( or supposed couple) wanted me to come over and just stick my cock through a hole in the door
No words or every seeing their face's. The funny thing is they both spoke to me on the phone."
That would be some size hole in their door lol
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By *ilacWoman
over a year ago
Cheshire |
I get hard sports, period play, breeding regularly.
Oh some guy wanted me to sit on an ornamental egg, hold it inside me, then birth it out while he watches.
I get another that regularly asks if I can fart in his mouth.
I've also had to put a disclaimer on my profile saying I won't do anything illegal and I will report, due to the amount of requests I get for one particular illegal thing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So my most weird one was that he "wanted to fuck me so hard and then pull my ovaries out"....
WTF?!!!!
A couple ( or supposed couple) wanted me to come over and just stick my cock through a hole in the door
No words or every seeing their face's. The funny thing is they both spoke to me on the phone.
That would be some size hole in their door lol
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Yes , I wonder if I would have fit  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I get hard sports, period play, breeding regularly.
Oh some guy wanted me to sit on an ornamental egg, hold it inside me, then birth it out while he watches.
I get another that regularly asks if I can fart in his mouth.
I've also had to put a disclaimer on my profile saying I won't do anything illegal and I will report, due to the amount of requests I get for one particular illegal thing. "
Will you get banned if you share it on the forums? |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"I get hard sports, period play, breeding regularly.
Oh some guy wanted me to sit on an ornamental egg, hold it inside me, then birth it out while he watches.
I get another that regularly asks if I can fart in his mouth.
I've also had to put a disclaimer on my profile saying I won't do anything illegal and I will report, due to the amount of requests I get for one particular illegal thing. "
the birthing the egg thing...what????..the mind boggles... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I get hard sports, period play, breeding regularly.
Oh some guy wanted me to sit on an ornamental egg, hold it inside me, then birth it out while he watches.
I get another that regularly asks if I can fart in his mouth.
I've also had to put a disclaimer on my profile saying I won't do anything illegal and I will report, due to the amount of requests I get for one particular illegal thing. "
guessing the illegal thing would be a less comical version of me wearing my wolf hat during see? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So wrong but this thread did make me giggle.
Maybe I should offer my breeding services to those who require it.
At which meet is it polite to let them know you've had a vasectomy?
;-)"
I'd say the 10th meet but make sure you tell them about the alzheimers as well (easy get out then lol).
I've had the breeders and shit ones. Some sick fuckers on here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So my most weird one was that he "wanted to fuck me so hard and then pull my ovaries out"....
WTF?!!!!
That's wrong...on so many levels!
Isn't it just! I'm pretty sure he is probably known to his local police force
Possibly...!! I've had more than one offer of being impregnated. What's all that about?!
I have had at least three wanted me to breed them..... Just wrong.
Thank god for the block button
And same for the gay/bi blokes who want to "suck my great cock" but promise not to tell..... How does that work?"
Its called discretion ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Its not just men, just had a rather strongly worded sexually descriptive message from a young lady which seemed too good to be true to be honest. Fortunately, I never think with the brain in my pants ! |
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By *ilacWoman
over a year ago
Cheshire |
"I get hard sports, period play, breeding regularly.
Oh some guy wanted me to sit on an ornamental egg, hold it inside me, then birth it out while he watches.
I get another that regularly asks if I can fart in his mouth.
I've also had to put a disclaimer on my profile saying I won't do anything illegal and I will report, due to the amount of requests I get for one particular illegal thing. guessing the illegal thing would be a less comical version of me wearing my wolf hat during see? "
Yeah. People taking sex positions literally. Doggy style
*shudders*
Enrages me. Admin must get so many reports from me for that. |
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"Its not just men, just had a rather strongly worded sexually descriptive message from a young lady which seemed too good to be true to be honest. Fortunately, I never think with the brain in my pants !"
I get those too....mainly from blokes pretending to be women. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Its not just men, just had a rather strongly worded sexually descriptive message from a young lady which seemed too good to be true to be honest. Fortunately, I never think with the brain in my pants !
I get those too....mainly from blokes pretending to be women. "
Yup, think this was a guy to be honest ! |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"So my most weird one was that he "wanted to fuck me so hard and then pull my ovaries out"....
WTF?!!!!
That's wrong...on so many levels!
Isn't it just! I'm pretty sure he is probably known to his local police force
Possibly...!! I've had more than one offer of being impregnated. What's all that about?!
I have had at least three wanted me to breed them..... Just wrong.
Thank god for the block button
And same for the gay/bi blokes who want to "suck my great cock" but promise not to tell..... How does that work?"
They can't talk with their mouths full..,;-) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So my most weird one was that he "wanted to fuck me so hard and then pull my ovaries out"....
WTF?!!!!
That's wrong...on so many levels!
Isn't it just! I'm pretty sure he is probably known to his local police force
Possibly...!! I've had more than one offer of being impregnated. What's all that about?!
I have had at least three wanted me to breed them..... Just wrong.
Thank god for the block button
And same for the gay/bi blokes who want to "suck my great cock" but promise not to tell..... How does that work?
Its called discretion ! "
I'd fecking know...... Any guy tries to suck my cock or put his up my poop shoot had better have a liking for hospital food! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So my most weird one was that he "wanted to fuck me so hard and then pull my ovaries out"....
WTF?!!!!
That's wrong...on so many levels!
Isn't it just! I'm pretty sure he is probably known to his local police force
Possibly...!! I've had more than one offer of being impregnated. What's all that about?!
I have had at least three wanted me to breed them..... Just wrong.
Thank god for the block button
And same for the gay/bi blokes who want to "suck my great cock" but promise not to tell..... How does that work?
Its called discretion !
I'd fecking know...... Any guy tries to suck my cock or put his up my poop shoot had better have a liking for hospital food!"
Nice. You could always just say no thanks ! |
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"Its not just men, just had a rather strongly worded sexually descriptive message from a young lady which seemed too good to be true to be honest. Fortunately, I never think with the brain in my pants !
I get those too....mainly from blokes pretending to be women.
Yup, think this was a guy to be honest !"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I may start asking for 'normal sex'. See how that goes.
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that is like people who want others with common interests but they don't fill their damn profile in! We are all different dammit that is why it's fun.  |
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"Yea I get asked if they can get me pregnant quite often
they get told only if I can have a down payment £5000 to set up the nursery and also get CSA for life too, generally I get blocked after that can't think why
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I think they should have the funds to put £2 or 3 million in a trust fund, and provide one with a gold plated pension, before they at least consider it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So my most weird one was that he "wanted to fuck me so hard and then pull my ovaries out"....
WTF?!!!!
That's wrong...on so many levels!
Isn't it just! I'm pretty sure he is probably known to his local police force
Possibly...!! I've had more than one offer of being impregnated. What's all that about?!
I have had at least three wanted me to breed them..... Just wrong.
Thank god for the block button
And same for the gay/bi blokes who want to "suck my great cock" but promise not to tell..... How does that work?
Its called discretion ! "
Or a straight guy that likes to suck cock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some men in here haven't got anything better to do hun I use to be a single day on this self my self know that feeling some are all mouth no play don't let them get to you they aren't worth it big kiss X |
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