Hi all been here a while and seem to struggle with getting replies. Advice on profile or how to attract a reply.
I always send a nice message introduction and always polite
What can I do?? Or am I just to ugly. ! Arghhhh frustrated. |
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Looks OK to us. Maybe give an accurate cock size. No need to show cock pic. Spelling mistake on discrete. Clean shaven face pic would be better, with a smile. As it is we would go for you. |
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"Hi all been here a while and seem to struggle with getting replies. Advice on profile or how to attract a reply.
I always send a nice message introduction and always polite
What can I do?? Or am I just to ugly. ! Arghhhh frustrated. "
A song is always cheering. Here's one by George Formby
Now, I know I'm not handsome
No good looks or wealth
But the girls I chase say my plain face
Will compromise their health
Now, I know fellahs worse than me
Bow-legged and boss-eyed
Walking out with lovely women
Clinging to their side
Now, if women like them like men like those
Why don't women like me
Look at Empress Josephine
The most attractive woman that ever was seen
Yet Napoleon, short and fat
Captivates a lovely looking girl like that
Now, if women like them like men like those
Why don't women like me, hey-hey
Why don't women like me
Last night I went out walking
My intentions were to click
But the sights I saw while walking out
They nearly made me sick
I saw a lot of lovely girls
Attractive little dears
Arm in arm with ugly men
With cauliflower ears
Well, if women like them like men like those
Why don't women like me
What can the attraction be
That's the thing that always starts to worry me
Although I haven't got a bean
I've got a lot of things the girls have never seen
Well, if women like them like men like those
Why don't women like me, hey-hey
Why don't women like me
Now, I went on my holidays
Down to the gay seaside
I saw a lot of things there
Being hidden by the tide
The way the women jumped around
The men there in the sea
Made me think that there
Is still a good chance left for me
'Cause if women like them like men like those
Why don't women like me
Of all the shapes and sizes there
I've got a chance of clicking yet, I do declare
Oh, I don't want to be a nark
I saw a lot of things below the water mark
Well, if women like them like men like those
Why don't women like me, hey-hey
Why don't women like me
Well, if women like them like men like those
Why don't women like me
Take Lord Nelson with one limb
Lady William Hamilton, she fell for him
With one eye and one arm gone west
She ran like the devil and she grabbed the rest
Well, if women like them like men like those
Why don't women like me, hey-hey
Why don't women like me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No time wasters"... maybe they think if they reply to a message or contact you that they're somehow entering into a contract to fuck you?
People are allowed to change their mind - it doesn't mean they have just set out to waste your time in the first place.
Other than that, and the fact you're competing with thousands and thousands of other single guys, it aint too bad.
Then again, our profile is crap, so what do we know? Lol |
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"Hi all been here a while and seem to struggle with getting replies. Advice on profile or how to attract a reply.
I always send a nice message introduction and always polite
What can I do?? Or am I just to ugly. ! Arghhhh frustrated. "
Your profile text says nothing about you and contains bad grammar. |
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"Looks OK to us. Maybe give an accurate cock size. No need to show cock pic. Spelling mistake on discrete. Clean shaven face pic would be better, with a smile. As it is we would go for you."
Actually the spelling of discreet is correct on his profile. |
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