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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Any ladies heard of yoni massage?

It's an Indian vaginal massage, interested and wanna know more?

Let me know on this thread

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think everyone knows what a yoni massage is.

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By *ebjonnsonMan  over a year ago

Maldon

I didn’t until I joined Fab. Very educational this site

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By *eliciousladyWoman  over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

I didn’t know either.

Yes this site really is full of ‘things I never knew’

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We didn't

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By *ebjonnsonMan  over a year ago

Maldon

Fab has been so educational. There was a thread on Yoni a few weeks back, even recommending what oil to use (organic coconut) as even us enthusiastic amateurs know that oil and a pussy is not a good combination

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Yea coconut oil is really good, the oil is very healthy for a vagina plus the smell would make the lady relax more.

Being tense can stop a lady from having a good orgasm during a yoni massage. It's very good for a lady to take a warm shower before it.

When done properly in the right condition, atmosphere, a lady can be in a trance eyes rolled back, that's when it is important for us guys to be gentle, caring and loving with the vagina and body.

It really is amazing, yoni can build that sexual bond as the g spot expands to a size of a golf ball.

Remember yoni massage is not just for fun/pleasure, it is a ritual between 2 entities the man and the woman and also for health benefits, for a healthy vagina.

Has anyone used any essential oil rather than coconut oil?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've been wanting a tantric massage for a while. But would like to learn how to give a yoni. Massage.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sounds amazing

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By *hatterley64Couple  over a year ago

Hertford


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Has anyone used any essential oil rather than coconut oil? "

Vitamin E oil

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

I would love one.....with the right person which probably rules out Fab men

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I would love one.....with the right person which probably rules out Fab men "

Yes I wouldn't think this would be at the top of most men's interests on here. Need a more soulful/ spiritual environment.

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By *roovytwoCouple  over a year ago

burnley


"Yea coconut oil is really good, the oil is very healthy for a vagina plus the smell would make the lady relax more.

Being tense can stop a lady from having a good orgasm during a yoni massage. It's very good for a lady to take a warm shower before it.

When done properly in the right condition, atmosphere, a lady can be in a trance eyes rolled back, that's when it is important for us guys to be gentle, caring and loving with the vagina and body.

It really is amazing, yoni can build that sexual bond as the g spot expands to a size of a golf ball.

Remember yoni massage is not just for fun/pleasure, it is a ritual between 2 entities the man and the woman and also for health benefits, for a healthy vagina.

Has anyone used any essential oil rather than coconut oil? "

We used fractionated coconut oil at the last massage we both had ....nice and light but excellent massage lubricant properties and non irritant in the sensitive areas

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"I would love one.....with the right person which probably rules out Fab men

Yes I wouldn't think this would be at the top of most men's interests on here. Need a more soulful/ spiritual environment. "

I agree. This is the wrong place to find such a massage

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Theres a good book

Urban tantra

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You should read my profile...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Yes vitamin E helps strengthens the vaginal tissue, also olive oil is good and jojoba

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By *ebjonnsonMan  over a year ago

Maldon


"I would love one.....with the right person which probably rules out Fab men

Yes I wouldn't think this would be at the top of most men's interests on here. Need a more soulful/ spiritual environment. "

You underestimate us

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Yoni massage opens up a lot of emotions, has anyone had a bad experience?

When the woman is showing a lot of tense or worried during, thats when us men have to step it up by showing love and affection to calm her down, being gentle with the vagina.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I would love one.....with the right person which probably rules out Fab men

Yes I wouldn't think this would be at the top of most men's interests on here. Need a more soulful/ spiritual environment.

You underestimate us"

We should create our own community of Tantric sex... Never judge a book by its cover

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sounds amazing "

Sex after is mind blowing

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I didn’t know either.

Yes this site really is full of ‘things I never knew’ "

You learn new things everyday, the beauty of life, the other is mind blowing yoni massage

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Yoni massage opens up a lot of emotions, has anyone had a bad experience?

When the woman is showing a lot of tense or worried during, thats when us men have to step it up by showing love and affection to calm her down, being gentle with the vagina."

Fab men showing love and affection? That would be couples who are ‘together’. Not men with a random woman. This will only work with couples who are in tune with each other which is probably quite a few on here

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By *he RingmasterMan  over a year ago

Canford Cliffs


"I didn’t know either.

Yes this site really is full of ‘things I never knew’

You learn new things everyday, the beauty of life, the other is mind blowing yoni massage"

When I read your posts for some reason I hear them being read out in the voice of an American 1980s self help tape narrator.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is it not just a fancy way to get your fanny rubbed?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I didn’t know either.

Yes this site really is full of ‘things I never knew’

You learn new things everyday, the beauty of life, the other is mind blowing yoni massage

When I read your posts for some reason I hear them being read out in the voice of an American 1980s self help tape narrator.

"

Lool

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Is it not just a fancy way to get your fanny rubbed? "

Proper luxury

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Is it not just a fancy way to get your fanny rubbed? "

Apparently not! It’s all spiritual and the men doing it have to show us love during it. Does that mean offering us a diamond ring?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Is it not just a fancy way to get your fanny rubbed?

Apparently not! It’s all spiritual and the men doing it have to show us love during it. Does that mean offering us a diamond ring? "

Nothing materialistic, all to do with body and mind

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Is it not just a fancy way to get your fanny rubbed?

Apparently not! It’s all spiritual and the men doing it have to show us love during it. Does that mean offering us a diamond ring?

Nothing materialistic, all to do with body and mind"

I really can’t see it working on here, only for the couples! You mentioned ‘love’?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is it not just a fancy way to get your fanny rubbed?

Apparently not! It’s all spiritual and the men doing it have to show us love during it. Does that mean offering us a diamond ring?

Nothing materialistic, all to do with body and mind

I really can’t see it working on here, only for the couples! You mentioned ‘love’? "

Don't most of the men here love a bit of fanny?

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Is it not just a fancy way to get your fanny rubbed?

Apparently not! It’s all spiritual and the men doing it have to show us love during it. Does that mean offering us a diamond ring?

Nothing materialistic, all to do with body and mind

I really can’t see it working on here, only for the couples! You mentioned ‘love’?

Don't most of the men here love a bit of fanny?"

I hadn’t noticed.....lol don’t I’m gonna spit my tea out with laughing soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Is it not just a fancy way to get your fanny rubbed?

Apparently not! It’s all spiritual and the men doing it have to show us love during it. Does that mean offering us a diamond ring?

Nothing materialistic, all to do with body and mind

I really can’t see it working on here, only for the couples! You mentioned ‘love’?

Don't most of the men here love a bit of fanny?"

Most women here love a bit of cock too!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is it not just a fancy way to get your fanny rubbed?

Apparently not! It’s all spiritual and the men doing it have to show us love during it. Does that mean offering us a diamond ring?

Nothing materialistic, all to do with body and mind

I really can’t see it working on here, only for the couples! You mentioned ‘love’?

Don't most of the men here love a bit of fanny?

Most women here love a bit of cock too! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've had some great massages off fab contacts. Trying to find a professional local yoni massage.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've had some great massages off fab contacts. Trying to find a professional local yoni massage. "

It'll probably come under male escorts.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The Urban Tantra text is excellent.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The Urban Tantra text is excellent."

What's that fancy pants name for?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've had some great massages off fab contacts. Trying to find a professional local yoni massage.

It'll probably come under male escorts. "

Maybe not then!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've had some great massages off fab contacts. Trying to find a professional local yoni massage.

It'll probably come under male escorts.

Maybe not then! "

Masseuse and male escort there's a difference

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've had some great massages off fab contacts. Trying to find a professional local yoni massage.

It'll probably come under male escorts.

Maybe not then!

Masseuse and male escort there's a difference"

One of them isn't male

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've had some great massages off fab contacts. Trying to find a professional local yoni massage.

It'll probably come under male escorts.

Maybe not then!

Masseuse and male escort there's a difference"

But a masseuse is for a massage. What you're talking about a sexual service.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've had some great massages off fab contacts. Trying to find a professional local yoni massage.

It'll probably come under male escorts.

Maybe not then!

Masseuse and male escort there's a difference

One of them isn't male"

You can get both as a male.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A masseuse is female , not male....something a staggering majority of male 'experts' seem to be confused by on here...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A masseuse is female , not male....something a staggering majority of male 'experts' seem to be confused by on here..."

Thats bull. There are both male and female masseuses. But the males tend to become physios.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Yea coconut oil is really good, the oil is very healthy for a vagina plus the smell would make the lady relax more.

Being tense can stop a lady from having a good orgasm during a yoni massage. It's very good for a lady to take a warm shower before it.

When done properly in the right condition, atmosphere, a lady can be in a trance eyes rolled back, that's when it is important for us guys to be gentle, caring and loving with the vagina and body.

It really is amazing, yoni can build that sexual bond as the g spot expands to a size of a golf ball.

Remember yoni massage is not just for fun/pleasure, it is a ritual between 2 entities the man and the woman and also for health benefits, for a healthy vagina.

Has anyone used any essential oil rather than coconut oil? "

You would never use essential oils internally OP. I think you must mean carrier oils?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A masseuse is female , not male....something a staggering majority of male 'experts' seem to be confused by on here...

Thats bull. There are both male and female masseuses. But the males tend to become physios. "

no, i'm afraid you are wrong. Its a handy clue when men on here are trying to tout so called professional training etc.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"A masseuse is female , not male....something a staggering majority of male 'experts' seem to be confused by on here...

Thats bull. There are both male and female masseuses. But the males tend to become physios.

no, i'm afraid you are wrong. Its a handy clue when men on here are trying to tout so called professional training etc."

Some of us are professionally trained

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A masseuse is female , not male....something a staggering majority of male 'experts' seem to be confused by on here...

Thats bull. There are both male and female masseuses. But the males tend to become physios.

no, i'm afraid you are wrong. Its a handy clue when men on here are trying to tout so called professional training etc."

I'm not talking about on here. I'm talking about in general and I doubt any legitimate masseuse will do it. As I've said. Its a sexual service. So its classed as prostitution.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A masseuse is female , not male....something a staggering majority of male 'experts' seem to be confused by on here...

Thats bull. There are both male and female masseuses. But the males tend to become physios.

no, i'm afraid you are wrong. Its a handy clue when men on here are trying to tout so called professional training etc.

Some of us are professionally trained "

thankfully!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

masseuse is female not male.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" masseuse is female not male. "

Ok. So shes looking for a masseur. Same concept.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" masseuse is female not male.

Ok. So shes looking for a masseur. Same concept. "

the difference is pretty vital when some men on here claim to be 'professional masseuses'...it's a pretty good clue as to their complete ignorance of the subject.

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By *esparate danMan  over a year ago

glasgow


"Yoni massage opens up a lot of emotions, has anyone had a bad experience?

When the woman is showing a lot of tense or worried during, thats when us men have to step it up by showing love and affection to calm her down, being gentle with the vagina."

Is that like when these females get the vapours?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yoni massage opens up a lot of emotions, has anyone had a bad experience?

When the woman is showing a lot of tense or worried during, thats when us men have to step it up by showing love and affection to calm her down, being gentle with the vagina.

Is that like when these females get the vapours?"

exactly! a large glass of wine is probably a more practical response most of the time though...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yoni massage opens up a lot of emotions, has anyone had a bad experience?

When the woman is showing a lot of tense or worried during, thats when us men have to step it up by showing love and affection to calm her down, being gentle with the vagina.

Is that like when these females get the vapours?

exactly! a large glass of wine is probably a more practical response most of the time though..."

Is that when a certain smell comes from the girl?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yoni massage opens up a lot of emotions, has anyone had a bad experience?

When the woman is showing a lot of tense or worried during, thats when us men have to step it up by showing love and affection to calm her down, being gentle with the vagina.

Is that like when these females get the vapours?

exactly! a large glass of wine is probably a more practical response most of the time though...

Is that when a certain smell comes from the girl? "

no, the 'vapours' is nothing to do with smelly genitals. It's an old historical term for fainting, hysteria etc..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yoni massage opens up a lot of emotions, has anyone had a bad experience?

When the woman is showing a lot of tense or worried during, thats when us men have to step it up by showing love and affection to calm her down, being gentle with the vagina.

Is that like when these females get the vapours?

exactly! a large glass of wine is probably a more practical response most of the time though...

Is that when a certain smell comes from the girl?

no, the 'vapours' is nothing to do with smelly genitals. It's an old historical term for fainting, hysteria etc.."

I get it. You're talking about the bdsm term free space.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yoni massage opens up a lot of emotions, has anyone had a bad experience?

When the woman is showing a lot of tense or worried during, thats when us men have to step it up by showing love and affection to calm her down, being gentle with the vagina.

Is that like when these females get the vapours?

exactly! a large glass of wine is probably a more practical response most of the time though...

Is that when a certain smell comes from the girl?

no, the 'vapours' is nothing to do with smelly genitals. It's an old historical term for fainting, hysteria etc..

I get it. You're talking about the bdsm term free space."

no, im talking about a term for fainting used in the past..

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Yoni massage opens up a lot of emotions, has anyone had a bad experience?

When the woman is showing a lot of tense or worried during, thats when us men have to step it up by showing love and affection to calm her down, being gentle with the vagina.

Is that like when these females get the vapours?

exactly! a large glass of wine is probably a more practical response most of the time though...

Is that when a certain smell comes from the girl? "

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Any ladies heard of yoni massage?

It's an Indian vaginal massage, interested and wanna know more?

Let me know on this thread "

So what is it you want to tell us?

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By *abulously curiousCouple  over a year ago

manchester

I want to know details

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I want to know details "

I want to know about free space

Is it something to do with advertising?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I would love one.....with the right person which probably rules out Fab men

Yes I wouldn't think this would be at the top of most men's interests on here. Need a more soulful/ spiritual environment.

I agree. This is the wrong place to find such a massage "

But Id love to massage your yoni with my cock

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By *abulously curiousCouple  over a year ago

manchester


"I want to know details

I want to know about free space

Is it something to do with advertising?

"

free space??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I want to know details

I want to know about free space

Is it something to do with advertising?

free space??"

It was funny at the time

I'm easily amused

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By *abulously curiousCouple  over a year ago

manchester


"I want to know details

I want to know about free space

Is it something to do with advertising?

free space??

It was funny at the time

I'm easily amused"

well it was wasted on me dude x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We very much enjoy Yoni and Lingham massage with each other. Wouldn't use the oils mentioned internally though. Proper lube is more than sufficient.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yea coconut oil is really good, the oil is very healthy for a vagina plus the smell would make the lady relax more.

Being tense can stop a lady from having a good orgasm during a yoni massage. It's very good for a lady to take a warm shower before it.

When done properly in the right condition, atmosphere, a lady can be in a trance eyes rolled back, that's when it is important for us guys to be gentle, caring and loving with the vagina and body.

It really is amazing, yoni can build that sexual bond as the g spot expands to a size of a golf ball.

Remember yoni massage is not just for fun/pleasure, it is a ritual between 2 entities the man and the woman and also for health benefits, for a healthy vagina.

Has anyone used any essential oil rather than coconut oil? "

For us it's not about 'chasing the orgasm'.

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By *abulously curiousCouple  over a year ago

manchester

Still lost

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"We very much enjoy Yoni and Lingham massage with each other. Wouldn't use the oils mentioned internally though. Proper lube is more than sufficient. "

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By *witch4Fun24Couple  over a year ago

Leicester


"We used fractionated coconut oil at the last massage we both had ....nice and light but excellent massage lubricant properties and non irritant in the sensitive areas "

I use fractionated coconut oil for so many things :D it is freaking awesome and plus it doesn't make you smell like a Bounty for hours after a massage lol. Not used it for Yoni massage yet but I shall certainly be trying it now

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By *oan of DArcCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow


"

Thats bull. There are both male and female masseuses. But the males tend to become physios. "

Males tend to become physios? How do you work that out?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Can we steer back to talking about yoni massage, would like to know the experience you have giving or receiving yoni.

We kinda gone off topic

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By *juk72Man  over a year ago

Reading

Just following the thread

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

what is it anyway.......

You Only Need Insertion.....

ive no idea

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By *londieddWoman  over a year ago

fife


" masseuse is female not male.

Ok. So shes looking for a masseur. Same concept.

the difference is pretty vital when some men on here claim to be 'professional masseuses'...it's a pretty good clue as to their complete ignorance of the subject."

EXACTLY!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I would love one.....with the right person which probably rules out Fab men

Yes I wouldn't think this would be at the top of most men's interests on here. Need a more soulful/ spiritual environment.

You underestimate us

We should create our own community of Tantric sex... Never judge a book by its cover "

Yes I agree and am generalising. Would be interested in a tantra-based community.

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By *juk72Man  over a year ago

Reading

I've commented on previous Yoni threads but feel it relevant (based on some of the comments here) to copy it to this thread too.

Yoni Massage, when done properly can be healing, emotional, and even potentially traumatic (as it can release trapped emotions and past trauma) therefore ensuring you have the correct support following it is (in my opinion important) and on the other side can be beautifully pleasurable, orgasmic, freeing, exciting. Trouble is you never really know which side (if not both) is going to show up until the session begins.

Also the actual Yoni massage is only a fraction of what should be considered within a session (healing or play) and while it may be the intention to include it, it should not be a goal that ‘has’ to be achieved. (From a 2-3 hour session maybe only 15-20 mins would be purely focused on the Yoni, the rest would be relaxing the body and mind and creating the connection to open up to the vulnerability of the Yoni massage)

There are also plenty of techniques that can be taken from Yoni massage and incorporated into play, but avoid confusing these with what an actual healing session can be.

Don’t get me wrong here, there is plenty of tantra inspired play that I have done, but only some of them would I consider a true Yoni massage.

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By *entleman JayMan  over a year ago

Wakefield


"I've had some great massages off fab contacts. Trying to find a professional local yoni massage. "

Yes it can work. I’ve also enjoyed massaging members of Fab. I’ve met some lovely people through Massage.

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

The word yoni is just a no for me.

It puts my teeth on edge.

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By *ebjonnsonMan  over a year ago

Maldon


"The word yoni is just a no for me.

It puts my teeth on edge."

Let’s call it for what it is then - Fannie massage and a good fingering. In the vain hope that this enthusiastic and willing amateur can really impress his date and get a shag. Oops, given my game away there

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I always think this is just a ruse guys use to get sex. Am I wrong???

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By *juk72Man  over a year ago

Reading


"I always think this is just a ruse guys use to get sex. Am I wrong??? "

Some do.

I don't. Have invested heavily (time , energy, money) in my tantric practice.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The word yoni is just a no for me.

It puts my teeth on edge.

Let’s call it for what it is then - Fannie massage and a good fingering. In the vain hope that this enthusiastic and willing amateur can really impress his date and get a shag. Oops, given my game away there "

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By *09309309Woman  over a year ago

Dublin


"The word yoni is just a no for me.

It puts my teeth on edge."

Agreed. It's horrendous.

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By *arnayguyMan  over a year ago

Durham Tees


"I would love one.....with the right person which probably rules out Fab men

Yes I wouldn't think this would be at the top of most men's interests on here. Need a more soulful/ spiritual environment. "

Remember ladies that the power of the tantra force can change from region to region. So, a bit like lay lines and such like, what may feel weak in one region may result in a far more powerful reaction if you are in a more tantra positive place. So if either of you are seriously thinking of trying and want to improve your chances of getting a really powerful response from your massage, I suggest you go to the area east of London, which is renowned for its powerful tantra force. For some unexplained and mystical reason

The Yoni Way Is Essex

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By *juk72Man  over a year ago

Reading


"The Yoni Way Is Essex"

Bravo!!!

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By *ishopstippleMan  over a year ago

Purley


"Any ladies heard of yoni massage?

"

I understand these are very popular at Rio's Spa.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The word yoni is just a no for me.

It puts my teeth on edge.

Let’s call it for what it is then - Fannie massage and a good fingering. In the vain hope that this enthusiastic and willing amateur can really impress his date and get a shag. Oops, given my game away there "

Thank goodness that is not what it is.

The difference between a Yoni massage and what you've described is akin to the difference between a peck on the cheek from a stranger and the first kiss you ever gave to the partner you love.

....but yes, let's just call a kiss for what it is.

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By *omox077Couple  over a year ago

grays

We would love one with the right person or friends

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I would love one.....with the right person which probably rules out Fab men

Yes I wouldn't think this would be at the top of most men's interests on here. Need a more soulful/ spiritual environment.

Remember ladies that the power of the tantra force can change from region to region. So, a bit like lay lines and such like, what may feel weak in one region may result in a far more powerful reaction if you are in a more tantra positive place. So if either of you are seriously thinking of trying and want to improve your chances of getting a really powerful response from your massage, I suggest you go to the area east of London, which is renowned for its powerful tantra force. For some unexplained and mystical reason

The Yoni Way Is Essex"

finally a man who sounds like he knows what he's talking about!

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By *arnayguyMan  over a year ago

Durham Tees


"Is that like when these females get the vapours?"

I think that's when they are 'Turning Japanese'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yoni massage opens up a lot of emotions, has anyone had a bad experience?

When the woman is showing a lot of tense or worried during, thats when us men have to step it up by showing love and affection to calm her down, being gentle with the vagina.

Fab men showing love and affection? That would be couples who are ‘together’. Not men with a random woman. This will only work with couples who are in tune with each other which is probably quite a few on here "

This is a big misconception. I understand why people think this however there does not need to be any form of relationship with the one doing the massage. Similarly with Tantric, Yoni and Lingam need not be done with anyone you have previously met, actually in most cases it may help if you don't know them. It's about setting the ambuance and knowing how to do mindfulness effectively. Trust can be given fully if you know about the other person. I've experienced tantric and Lingam massage with complete strangers and have also pacticed Yoni on a few.

Your concern about whether fab guys are the right ones to do it with may have some truth, however don't rule it out. There are some who have more interest in giving than just taking the fruit on offer here. Don't let it put you off.

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By *litzy-Red-DevilWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Sounds amazing

Sex after is mind blowing "

I'm obviously missing out on something here

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By *litzy-Red-DevilWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Is it not just a fancy way to get your fanny rubbed? "

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By *litzy-Red-DevilWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Is it not just a fancy way to get your fanny rubbed?

Apparently not! It’s all spiritual and the men doing it have to show us love during it. Does that mean offering us a diamond ring?

Nothing materialistic, all to do with body and mind

I really can’t see it working on here, only for the couples! You mentioned ‘love’?

Don't most of the men here love a bit of fanny?"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ve had a couple of ‘yoni’ massages and they were amazing. Want to learn how to give a ‘Lingam’ massage properly. Very powerful stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve had a couple of ‘yoni’ massages and they were amazing. Want to learn how to give a ‘Lingam’ massage properly. Very powerful stuff. "

Willing test subject here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just on Saturday I gave the massage to the lady that I met from fab, she enjoyed it. Very relaxing but can be very horny for 20 mins.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just on Saturday I gave the massage to the lady that I met from fab, she enjoyed it. Very relaxing but can be very horny for 20 mins. "

Only 20 minutes?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just on Saturday I gave the massage to the lady that I met from fab, she enjoyed it. Very relaxing but can be very horny for 20 mins.

Only 20 minutes?"

It depends on ones self control . In my case massage quickly turned into cuddling and sex lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just on Saturday I gave the massage to the lady that I met from fab, she enjoyed it. Very relaxing but can be very horny for 20 mins.

Only 20 minutes?

It depends on ones self control . In my case massage quickly turned into cuddling and sex lol"

Lightweight!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just on Saturday I gave the massage to the lady that I met from fab, she enjoyed it. Very relaxing but can be very horny for 20 mins.

Only 20 minutes?

It depends on ones self control . In my case massage quickly turned into cuddling and sex lol"

Oh dear...yes, you need more control as that’s not what the end result should be.

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By *litterbabeWoman  over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

On your profile it says you use your tongue to give her the tantric massage. I haven't heard of anything but hands being used before.

Could you let me have more information on how you incorporate your tongue?

Sounds interesting, although it would for me have to be with somebody I knew very well and felt the right connection with.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"On your profile it says you use your tongue to give her the tantric massage. I haven't heard of anything but hands being used before.

Could you let me have more information on how you incorporate your tongue?

Sounds interesting, although it would for me have to be with somebody I knew very well and felt the right connection with."

I have never heard of a yoni massage using tongue before and would not be interested as it doesn't sound very authentic and in my case wouldn't be effective.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"On your profile it says you use your tongue to give her the tantric massage. I haven't heard of anything but hands being used before.

Could you let me have more information on how you incorporate your tongue?

Sounds interesting, although it would for me have to be with somebody I knew very well and felt the right connection with."

You are correct, a proper yoni would not include a tongue or any sexual organ.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"On your profile it says you use your tongue to give her the tantric massage. I haven't heard of anything but hands being used before.

Could you let me have more information on how you incorporate your tongue?

Sounds interesting, although it would for me have to be with somebody I knew very well and felt the right connection with.

You are correct, a proper yoni would not include a tongue or any sexual organ. "

or essential oils on genitals either..these 'experts' often dont seem so expert after all...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"On your profile it says you use your tongue to give her the tantric massage. I haven't heard of anything but hands being used before.

Could you let me have more information on how you incorporate your tongue?

Sounds interesting, although it would for me have to be with somebody I knew very well and felt the right connection with.

You are correct, a proper yoni would not include a tongue or any sexual organ.

or essential oils on genitals either..these 'experts' often dont seem so expert after all..."

Yes, no essential oils. It’s usually natural products like organic coconut oil.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"On your profile it says you use your tongue to give her the tantric massage. I haven't heard of anything but hands being used before.

Could you let me have more information on how you incorporate your tongue?

Sounds interesting, although it would for me have to be with somebody I knew very well and felt the right connection with.

You are correct, a proper yoni would not include a tongue or any sexual organ. "

For some it will only ever be foreplay. They miss so much as a result.

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By *asiskoCouple  over a year ago

Torquay

I am having my first trantric massage this evening and very much looking forward to it , any tips

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am having my first trantric massage this evening and very much looking forward to it , any tips "

Just relax and enjoy. It won’t be your first.

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By *juk72Man  over a year ago

Reading


"I am having my first trantric massage this evening and very much looking forward to it , any tips "

The person giving it should lead you through the ritual/ceremony/process. (And hopefully will have already discussed it with you)

But my advice would be clearly communication around desires, intentions and boundaries from both of you before it even starts. (And throughout)

Then you can just relax into the experience.

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By *asiskoCouple  over a year ago

Torquay

I am a little on edge as not sure but looking forward to it , the guy has been doing this for 18 years and has great reviews

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am having my first trantric massage this evening and very much looking forward to it , any tips "

Spend as long as you can relaxing your body and most importantly your mind.

Try to quieten your thoughts and mentally stay in the 'now' as opposed to thinking or wondering about whats coming next.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"On your profile it says you use your tongue to give her the tantric massage. I haven't heard of anything but hands being used before.

Could you let me have more information on how you incorporate your tongue?

Sounds interesting, although it would for me have to be with somebody I knew very well and felt the right connection with.

You are correct, a proper yoni would not include a tongue or any sexual organ.

or essential oils on genitals either..these 'experts' often dont seem so expert after all..."

Using the tongue is more for doing this for your partner but if you was to do it professionally then obviously you won't

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"On your profile it says you use your tongue to give her the tantric massage. I haven't heard of anything but hands being used before.

Could you let me have more information on how you incorporate your tongue?

Sounds interesting, although it would for me have to be with somebody I knew very well and felt the right connection with."

Thank you for reading my profile, I mentioned tongue because I want to find someone where we could build a bond over yoni massage.

You would use your tongue on the clit doing circular motions

I'm just a data analyst and if I chose giving yoni massage as a profession then I would start charging for the services, but I'm learning more about it, the mind and body is fascinating stuff plus I'm trying to learn more about my roots as my ancestors may have practised this on a daily basis.

But couples can perform yoni massage as you don't have to be a priest to do it.

It's a ritual, a ceremony between the 2 ppl building the sexual bond and also healing your partner as it unclogs and gets rid of bad bacteria inside the vagina.

It doesn't have to be your profession to give yoni massage as it is practiced in India (you all know it originated from there), yoni in the old language Sanskrit means Vagina.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I am having my first trantric massage this evening and very much looking forward to it , any tips

Spend as long as you can relaxing your body and most importantly your mind.

Try to quieten your thoughts and mentally stay in the 'now' as opposed to thinking or wondering about whats coming next."

Yes exactly and also to add, maybe you could meditate for few mins closing your eyes and chanting slowly the word 'OM'or OM shanti

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

could you pls explain what you mean by 'unclog' and 'bad bacteria in the vagina'?

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By *ebjonnsonMan  over a year ago

Maldon


"could you pls explain what you mean by 'unclog' and 'bad bacteria in the vagina'?"

I was wondering that. Could be a cultural thing? I was on a flight last week with lots of Orthodox Jews, they didn’t want to sit next to women as they may be on a period so in their belief - unclean. Unbelievably Ryanair did everyone accommodate them.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"could you pls explain what you mean by 'unclog' and 'bad bacteria in the vagina'?

I was wondering that. Could be a cultural thing? I was on a flight last week with lots of Orthodox Jews, they didn’t want to sit next to women as they may be on a period so in their belief - unclean. Unbelievably Ryanair did everyone accommodate them.

"

that is completely different! i am asking exactly how a vagina becomes 'clogged', and also how sticking potentially dangerous essential oils up yer chuff is going to remove 'bad' bacteria. That is utter nonsense.

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By *ebjonnsonMan  over a year ago

Maldon


"could you pls explain what you mean by 'unclog' and 'bad bacteria in the vagina'?

I was wondering that. Could be a cultural thing? I was on a flight last week with lots of Orthodox Jews, they didn’t want to sit next to women as they may be on a period so in their belief - unclean. Unbelievably Ryanair did everyone accommodate them.

that is completely different! i am asking exactly how a vagina becomes 'clogged', and also how sticking potentially dangerous essential oils up yer chuff is going to remove 'bad' bacteria. That is utter nonsense."

Even as just an ‘enthusiastic amateur ‘ I know that oil and a vagina is not a good mix

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"could you pls explain what you mean by 'unclog' and 'bad bacteria in the vagina'?

I was wondering that. Could be a cultural thing? I was on a flight last week with lots of Orthodox Jews, they didn’t want to sit next to women as they may be on a period so in their belief - unclean. Unbelievably Ryanair did everyone accommodate them.

that is completely different! i am asking exactly how a vagina becomes 'clogged', and also how sticking potentially dangerous essential oils up yer chuff is going to remove 'bad' bacteria. That is utter nonsense."

I answered your question when you messaged me privately on using essential oil, it was a long text I was writing and missed out to mention using essential oil only for the body, but if you follow the thread properly I mentioned I use coconut oil I'm not sure why your still tripping on this.

How it gets clogged is not for me to answer, but the massage itself is for health reasons.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"could you pls explain what you mean by 'unclog' and 'bad bacteria in the vagina'?"

Could be by putting a foreign object in there

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"could you pls explain what you mean by 'unclog' and 'bad bacteria in the vagina'?

I was wondering that. Could be a cultural thing? I was on a flight last week with lots of Orthodox Jews, they didn’t want to sit next to women as they may be on a period so in their belief - unclean. Unbelievably Ryanair did everyone accommodate them.

that is completely different! i am asking exactly how a vagina becomes 'clogged', and also how sticking potentially dangerous essential oils up yer chuff is going to remove 'bad' bacteria. That is utter nonsense.

I answered your question when you messaged me privately on using essential oil, it was a long text I was writing and missed out to mention using essential oil only for the body, but if you follow the thread properly I mentioned I use coconut oil I'm not sure why your still tripping on this.

How it gets clogged is not for me to answer, but the massage itself is for health reasons."

so you are unable to say what you mean by 'clogged' or bad bacteria?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Foreplay and cunniligus are different acts to a traditional Yoni massage.

That doesn't mean that people have to stick to traditions but calling foreplay a yoni massage can mislead and leave a women who thinks she's having a proper yoni massage (when she's only getting extended foreplay) wondering what all the fuss was about.

It's not transactional, it's not about a means to intercourse, it's not about chasing the orgasm.

That's our experience of it anyway.

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By *oloandsaabWoman  over a year ago

Essex


"could you pls explain what you mean by 'unclog' and 'bad bacteria in the vagina'?

I was wondering that. Could be a cultural thing? I was on a flight last week with lots of Orthodox Jews, they didn’t want to sit next to women as they may be on a period so in their belief - unclean. Unbelievably Ryanair did everyone accommodate them.

that is completely different! i am asking exactly how a vagina becomes 'clogged', and also how sticking potentially dangerous essential oils up yer chuff is going to remove 'bad' bacteria. That is utter nonsense.

Even as just an ‘enthusiastic amateur ‘ I know that oil and a vagina is not a good mix"

it's fine if you chant a wee shanty whilst you do it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"could you pls explain what you mean by 'unclog' and 'bad bacteria in the vagina'?

I was wondering that. Could be a cultural thing? I was on a flight last week with lots of Orthodox Jews, they didn’t want to sit next to women as they may be on a period so in their belief - unclean. Unbelievably Ryanair did everyone accommodate them.

that is completely different! i am asking exactly how a vagina becomes 'clogged', and also how sticking potentially dangerous essential oils up yer chuff is going to remove 'bad' bacteria. That is utter nonsense.

Even as just an ‘enthusiastic amateur ‘ I know that oil and a vagina is not a good mix

it's fine if you chant a wee shanty whilst you do it!"

that sounds about as plausible!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"could you pls explain what you mean by 'unclog' and 'bad bacteria in the vagina'?

Could be by putting a foreign object in there "

'Scuse me? Can you elaborate please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"could you pls explain what you mean by 'unclog' and 'bad bacteria in the vagina'?

Could be by putting a foreign object in there

'Scuse me? Can you elaborate please?"

Honestly there maybe soo many different ways an organ can attract bacteria, I'm not here to tell everyone how, everyone has different hygiene level.

But the main purpose of this thread was to learn and understand the experiences people had with yoni. Knowledge is power and its good to know these things.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"could you pls explain what you mean by 'unclog' and 'bad bacteria in the vagina'?

I was wondering that. Could be a cultural thing? I was on a flight last week with lots of Orthodox Jews, they didn’t want to sit next to women as they may be on a period so in their belief - unclean. Unbelievably Ryanair did everyone accommodate them.

"

I'm not sure if that's anything to do with yoni or a cultural thing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"could you pls explain what you mean by 'unclog' and 'bad bacteria in the vagina'?

I was wondering that. Could be a cultural thing? I was on a flight last week with lots of Orthodox Jews, they didn’t want to sit next to women as they may be on a period so in their belief - unclean. Unbelievably Ryanair did everyone accommodate them.

that is completely different! i am asking exactly how a vagina becomes 'clogged', and also how sticking potentially dangerous essential oils up yer chuff is going to remove 'bad' bacteria. That is utter nonsense.

I answered your question when you messaged me privately on using essential oil, it was a long text I was writing and missed out to mention using essential oil only for the body, but if you follow the thread properly I mentioned I use coconut oil I'm not sure why your still tripping on this.

How it gets clogged is not for me to answer, but the massage itself is for health reasons.

so you are unable to say what you mean by 'clogged' or bad bacteria? "

In fairness I don't think the Op is trying to present himself as an expert.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"could you pls explain what you mean by 'unclog' and 'bad bacteria in the vagina'?

I was wondering that. Could be a cultural thing? I was on a flight last week with lots of Orthodox Jews, they didn’t want to sit next to women as they may be on a period so in their belief - unclean. Unbelievably Ryanair did everyone accommodate them.

that is completely different! i am asking exactly how a vagina becomes 'clogged', and also how sticking potentially dangerous essential oils up yer chuff is going to remove 'bad' bacteria. That is utter nonsense.

I answered your question when you messaged me privately on using essential oil, it was a long text I was writing and missed out to mention using essential oil only for the body, but if you follow the thread properly I mentioned I use coconut oil I'm not sure why your still tripping on this.

How it gets clogged is not for me to answer, but the massage itself is for health reasons.

so you are unable to say what you mean by 'clogged' or bad bacteria?

In fairness I don't think the Op is trying to present himself as an expert."

maybe so, but he has stated several completely incorrect things as 'facts', and has made the most wildy daft assertions about 'clogged vagina', 'bad bacteria' etc. I dont care what people choose to belive, but i do object to people making pronouncements that are at best ridiculous, at worst, potentially harmful, as if they were fact.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"could you pls explain what you mean by 'unclog' and 'bad bacteria in the vagina'?

I was wondering that. Could be a cultural thing? I was on a flight last week with lots of Orthodox Jews, they didn’t want to sit next to women as they may be on a period so in their belief - unclean. Unbelievably Ryanair did everyone accommodate them.

that is completely different! i am asking exactly how a vagina becomes 'clogged', and also how sticking potentially dangerous essential oils up yer chuff is going to remove 'bad' bacteria. That is utter nonsense.

I answered your question when you messaged me privately on using essential oil, it was a long text I was writing and missed out to mention using essential oil only for the body, but if you follow the thread properly I mentioned I use coconut oil I'm not sure why your still tripping on this.

How it gets clogged is not for me to answer, but the massage itself is for health reasons.

so you are unable to say what you mean by 'clogged' or bad bacteria?

In fairness I don't think the Op is trying to present himself as an expert."

Thank you at least someone understands and not to explain millions of times.

Not sure how many times I have mentioned this but I created this thread for learning and or other to share knowledge.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"could you pls explain what you mean by 'unclog' and 'bad bacteria in the vagina'?

I was wondering that. Could be a cultural thing? I was on a flight last week with lots of Orthodox Jews, they didn’t want to sit next to women as they may be on a period so in their belief - unclean. Unbelievably Ryanair did everyone accommodate them.

that is completely different! i am asking exactly how a vagina becomes 'clogged', and also how sticking potentially dangerous essential oils up yer chuff is going to remove 'bad' bacteria. That is utter nonsense.

I answered your question when you messaged me privately on using essential oil, it was a long text I was writing and missed out to mention using essential oil only for the body, but if you follow the thread properly I mentioned I use coconut oil I'm not sure why your still tripping on this.

How it gets clogged is not for me to answer, but the massage itself is for health reasons.

so you are unable to say what you mean by 'clogged' or bad bacteria?

In fairness I don't think the Op is trying to present himself as an expert.

maybe so, but he has stated several completely incorrect things as 'facts', and has made the most wildy daft assertions about 'clogged vagina', 'bad bacteria' etc. I dont care what people choose to belive, but i do object to people making pronouncements that are at best ridiculous, at worst, potentially harmful, as if they were fact."

Lol so in your view the vagina which is an organ won't be exposed to bacteria? Not sure at what century you did science.

But yea if you have nothing to bring to this thread e.g talking and sharing experiences then I'm afraid this thread is not for you although I respect your opinion.

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"could you pls explain what you mean by 'unclog' and 'bad bacteria in the vagina'?

I was wondering that. Could be a cultural thing? I was on a flight last week with lots of Orthodox Jews, they didn’t want to sit next to women as they may be on a period so in their belief - unclean. Unbelievably Ryanair did everyone accommodate them.

that is completely different! i am asking exactly how a vagina becomes 'clogged', and also how sticking potentially dangerous essential oils up yer chuff is going to remove 'bad' bacteria. That is utter nonsense.

I answered your question when you messaged me privately on using essential oil, it was a long text I was writing and missed out to mention using essential oil only for the body, but if you follow the thread properly I mentioned I use coconut oil I'm not sure why your still tripping on this.

How it gets clogged is not for me to answer, but the massage itself is for health reasons.

so you are unable to say what you mean by 'clogged' or bad bacteria?

In fairness I don't think the Op is trying to present himself as an expert.

Thank you at least someone understands and not to explain millions of times.

Not sure how many times I have mentioned this but I created this thread for learning and or other to share knowledge. "

exactly! that is why i am asking you to clarify things you have said that make no sense at all, but you havent answered them. thats fine, but don't assume people will all just accept statements without any actual facts to back them up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"could you pls explain what you mean by 'unclog' and 'bad bacteria in the vagina'?

I was wondering that. Could be a cultural thing? I was on a flight last week with lots of Orthodox Jews, they didn’t want to sit next to women as they may be on a period so in their belief - unclean. Unbelievably Ryanair did everyone accommodate them.

that is completely different! i am asking exactly how a vagina becomes 'clogged', and also how sticking potentially dangerous essential oils up yer chuff is going to remove 'bad' bacteria. That is utter nonsense.

I answered your question when you messaged me privately on using essential oil, it was a long text I was writing and missed out to mention using essential oil only for the body, but if you follow the thread properly I mentioned I use coconut oil I'm not sure why your still tripping on this.

How it gets clogged is not for me to answer, but the massage itself is for health reasons.

so you are unable to say what you mean by 'clogged' or bad bacteria?

In fairness I don't think the Op is trying to present himself as an expert.

Thank you at least someone understands and not to explain millions of times.

Not sure how many times I have mentioned this but I created this thread for learning and or other to share knowledge.

exactly! that is why i am asking you to clarify things you have said that make no sense at all, but you havent answered them. thats fine, but don't assume people will all just accept statements without any actual facts to back them up."

But that quote I made which I missed out few things has been tripping you ever since and now your nit picking everything I'm saying, I know I'm not an expert and God knows how many times I have mentioned this but I'm getting quite frustrated at why I always have to explain myself to you. Follow the posts on the thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"could you pls explain what you mean by 'unclog' and 'bad bacteria in the vagina'?

I was wondering that. Could be a cultural thing? I was on a flight last week with lots of Orthodox Jews, they didn’t want to sit next to women as they may be on a period so in their belief - unclean. Unbelievably Ryanair did everyone accommodate them.

that is completely different! i am asking exactly how a vagina becomes 'clogged', and also how sticking potentially dangerous essential oils up yer chuff is going to remove 'bad' bacteria. That is utter nonsense.

I answered your question when you messaged me privately on using essential oil, it was a long text I was writing and missed out to mention using essential oil only for the body, but if you follow the thread properly I mentioned I use coconut oil I'm not sure why your still tripping on this.

How it gets clogged is not for me to answer, but the massage itself is for health reasons.

so you are unable to say what you mean by 'clogged' or bad bacteria?

In fairness I don't think the Op is trying to present himself as an expert.

Thank you at least someone understands and not to explain millions of times.

Not sure how many times I have mentioned this but I created this thread for learning and or other to share knowledge.

exactly! that is why i am asking you to clarify things you have said that make no sense at all, but you havent answered them. thats fine, but don't assume people will all just accept statements without any actual facts to back them up."

Plus you can get vaginal bacteria, read about it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"could you pls explain what you mean by 'unclog' and 'bad bacteria in the vagina'?

I was wondering that. Could be a cultural thing? I was on a flight last week with lots of Orthodox Jews, they didn’t want to sit next to women as they may be on a period so in their belief - unclean. Unbelievably Ryanair did everyone accommodate them.

that is completely different! i am asking exactly how a vagina becomes 'clogged', and also how sticking potentially dangerous essential oils up yer chuff is going to remove 'bad' bacteria. That is utter nonsense.

I answered your question when you messaged me privately on using essential oil, it was a long text I was writing and missed out to mention using essential oil only for the body, but if you follow the thread properly I mentioned I use coconut oil I'm not sure why your still tripping on this.

How it gets clogged is not for me to answer, but the massage itself is for health reasons.

so you are unable to say what you mean by 'clogged' or bad bacteria?

In fairness I don't think the Op is trying to present himself as an expert.

Thank you at least someone understands and not to explain millions of times.

Not sure how many times I have mentioned this but I created this thread for learning and or other to share knowledge.

exactly! that is why i am asking you to clarify things you have said that make no sense at all, but you havent answered them. thats fine, but don't assume people will all just accept statements without any actual facts to back them up.

But that quote I made which I missed out few things has been tripping you ever since and now your nit picking everything I'm saying, I know I'm not an expert and God knows how many times I have mentioned this but I'm getting quite frustrated at why I always have to explain myself to you. Follow the posts on the thread. "

i have read the thread. You mention sharing knowledge? well that is why i am asking you a couple of very simple questions about statements you have made that i do not understand...if you don't know the answer, just say so, and i can pose my questions elsewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"could you pls explain what you mean by 'unclog' and 'bad bacteria in the vagina'?

I was wondering that. Could be a cultural thing? I was on a flight last week with lots of Orthodox Jews, they didn’t want to sit next to women as they may be on a period so in their belief - unclean. Unbelievably Ryanair did everyone accommodate them.

that is completely different! i am asking exactly how a vagina becomes 'clogged', and also how sticking potentially dangerous essential oils up yer chuff is going to remove 'bad' bacteria. That is utter nonsense.

I answered your question when you messaged me privately on using essential oil, it was a long text I was writing and missed out to mention using essential oil only for the body, but if you follow the thread properly I mentioned I use coconut oil I'm not sure why your still tripping on this.

How it gets clogged is not for me to answer, but the massage itself is for health reasons.

so you are unable to say what you mean by 'clogged' or bad bacteria?

In fairness I don't think the Op is trying to present himself as an expert.

Thank you at least someone understands and not to explain millions of times.

Not sure how many times I have mentioned this but I created this thread for learning and or other to share knowledge.

exactly! that is why i am asking you to clarify things you have said that make no sense at all, but you havent answered them. thats fine, but don't assume people will all just accept statements without any actual facts to back them up.

Plus you can get vaginal bacteria, read about it! "

if you mean bactrerial vaginosois, of course im aware of it. Im also aware a massage is not going to cure it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"could you pls explain what you mean by 'unclog' and 'bad bacteria in the vagina'?

I was wondering that. Could be a cultural thing? I was on a flight last week with lots of Orthodox Jews, they didn’t want to sit next to women as they may be on a period so in their belief - unclean. Unbelievably Ryanair did everyone accommodate them.

that is completely different! i am asking exactly how a vagina becomes 'clogged', and also how sticking potentially dangerous essential oils up yer chuff is going to remove 'bad' bacteria. That is utter nonsense.

I answered your question when you messaged me privately on using essential oil, it was a long text I was writing and missed out to mention using essential oil only for the body, but if you follow the thread properly I mentioned I use coconut oil I'm not sure why your still tripping on this.

How it gets clogged is not for me to answer, but the massage itself is for health reasons.

so you are unable to say what you mean by 'clogged' or bad bacteria?

In fairness I don't think the Op is trying to present himself as an expert.

Thank you at least someone understands and not to explain millions of times.

Not sure how many times I have mentioned this but I created this thread for learning and or other to share knowledge.

exactly! that is why i am asking you to clarify things you have said that make no sense at all, but you havent answered them. thats fine, but don't assume people will all just accept statements without any actual facts to back them up.

Plus you can get vaginal bacteria, read about it!

if you mean bactrerial vaginosois, of course im aware of it. Im also aware a massage is not going to cure it!"

OMG, have you honestly have nothing to do? Have I said anywhere that yoni massage is the cure, stop making assumptions in your head making me sound like a crook doctor lol

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By *oan of DArcCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow


"could you pls explain what you mean by 'unclog' and 'bad bacteria in the vagina'?

I was wondering that. Could be a cultural thing? I was on a flight last week with lots of Orthodox Jews, they didn’t want to sit next to women as they may be on a period so in their belief - unclean. Unbelievably Ryanair did everyone accommodate them.

that is completely different! i am asking exactly how a vagina becomes 'clogged', and also how sticking potentially dangerous essential oils up yer chuff is going to remove 'bad' bacteria. That is utter nonsense.

I answered your question when you messaged me privately on using essential oil, it was a long text I was writing and missed out to mention using essential oil only for the body, but if you follow the thread properly I mentioned I use coconut oil I'm not sure why your still tripping on this.

How it gets clogged is not for me to answer, but the massage itself is for health reasons.

so you are unable to say what you mean by 'clogged' or bad bacteria?

In fairness I don't think the Op is trying to present himself as an expert.

Thank you at least someone understands and not to explain millions of times.

Not sure how many times I have mentioned this but I created this thread for learning and or other to share knowledge.

exactly! that is why i am asking you to clarify things you have said that make no sense at all, but you havent answered them. thats fine, but don't assume people will all just accept statements without any actual facts to back them up.

Plus you can get vaginal bacteria, read about it! "

Don't think anyone was doubting that, it was the 'cure' that raised eyebrows!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If my yoni was clogged,it'd be the gum clinic for me

With the levels of clog I produce, lavender oil just aint gonna cut it

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By *oan of DArcCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow


"

OMG, have you honestly have nothing to do? Have I said anywhere that yoni massage is the cure, stop making assumptions in your head making me sound like a crook doctor lol"

You could forgive us for thinking that's just what you said, this was your earlier comment:

"But couples can perform yoni massage as you don't have to be a priest to do it.

It's a ritual, a ceremony between the 2 ppl building the sexual bond and also healing your partner as it unclogs and gets rid of bad bacteria inside the vagina."

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By *ebjonnsonMan  over a year ago

Maldon


"If my yoni was clogged,it'd be the gum clinic for me

With the levels of clog I produce, lavender oil just aint gonna cut it

"

Fanny clog? I’ve peeked at your profile many times and I really fancy you. Just wish you would stretch your age limit , even if just for a social. However, all this talk of ‘clog’ is starting to put me off.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If my yoni was clogged,it'd be the gum clinic for me

With the levels of clog I produce, lavender oil just aint gonna cut it

Fanny clog? I’ve peeked at your profile many times and I really fancy you. Just wish you would stretch your age limit , even if just for a social. However, all this talk of ‘clog’ is starting to put me off."

Lightweight

Whats a bit of clog between friends?

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By *ebjonnsonMan  over a year ago

Maldon


"If my yoni was clogged,it'd be the gum clinic for me

With the levels of clog I produce, lavender oil just aint gonna cut it

Fanny clog? I’ve peeked at your profile many times and I really fancy you. Just wish you would stretch your age limit , even if just for a social. However, all this talk of ‘clog’ is starting to put me off.

Lightweight

Whats a bit of clog between friends?"

Between friends - no problem. If it’s a Dutch shoe or ‘ an accumulation of thick wet matter ‘, who cares, we would laugh it off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If my yoni was clogged,it'd be the gum clinic for me

With the levels of clog I produce, lavender oil just aint gonna cut it

Fanny clog? I’ve peeked at your profile many times and I really fancy you. Just wish you would stretch your age limit , even if just for a social. However, all this talk of ‘clog’ is starting to put me off.

Lightweight

Whats a bit of clog between friends?

Between friends - no problem. If it’s a Dutch shoe or ‘ an accumulation of thick wet matter ‘, who cares, we would laugh it off"

Exactly! People make too much fuss about a bit of clog

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If my yoni was clogged,it'd be the gum clinic for me

With the levels of clog I produce, lavender oil just aint gonna cut it

Fanny clog? I’ve peeked at your profile many times and I really fancy you. Just wish you would stretch your age limit , even if just for a social. However, all this talk of ‘clog’ is starting to put me off.

Lightweight

Whats a bit of clog between friends?"

You're my new favourite person. So now you know xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Clog?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Clog? "

there's no such thing, which is why several have queried the statement.Please dont think that remarks about clogged vags, and getting rid of 'bad' bacteria with a massage are fact. they are nonsense. It also seems to be promoting the medaeval notion that women are somehow 'unclean'.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Clog? "

There on the stair

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By *ebjonnsonMan  over a year ago

Maldon


"Clog?

There on the stair"

Right there

Now look what you’ve started. I can’t stop thinking of Max Bygraves now.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Clog?

there's no such thing, which is why several have queried the statement.Please dont think that remarks about clogged vags, and getting rid of 'bad' bacteria with a massage are fact. they are nonsense. It also seems to be promoting the medaeval notion that women are somehow 'unclean'."

So she's playing about?

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By *arnayguyMan  over a year ago

Durham Tees


"Clog?

There on the stair"

Clip clippity clop!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Clog?

There on the stair

Right there

Now look what you’ve started. I can’t stop thinking of Max Bygraves now."

And there was you tryin' to make out you are 22

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Clog?

there's no such thing, which is why several have queried the statement.Please dont think that remarks about clogged vags, and getting rid of 'bad' bacteria with a massage are fact. they are nonsense. It also seems to be promoting the medaeval notion that women are somehow 'unclean'.

So she's playing about? "

yes.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So basically it's a quick finger blast

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So basically it's a quick finger blast "

more of a slow one...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've always seen a yoni massage as a prolonged orgasm. Am I right?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've always seen a yoni massage as a prolonged orgasm. Am I right? "

if i were you, i'd google it, and read a few different sites, there are some that have good, simple descriptions..though none mention vag clog...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Foreplay and cunniligus are different acts to a traditional Yoni massage.

That doesn't mean that people have to stick to traditions but calling foreplay a yoni massage can mislead and leave a women who thinks she's having a proper yoni massage (when she's only getting extended foreplay) wondering what all the fuss was about.

It's not transactional, it's not about a means to intercourse, it's not about chasing the orgasm.

That's our experience of it anyway.

You are correct and speak sense. It’s definitely not about climaxing and sex should be kept separate to this.

"

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By *londieddWoman  over a year ago

fife

bet the OP

can't wait on this thread getting to 175!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"bet the OP

can't wait on this thread getting to 175! "

If only I could monetise it, could have taken you out to a fancy dinner lol

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By *londieddWoman  over a year ago

fife


"bet the OP

can't wait on this thread getting to 175!

If only I could monetise it, could have taken you out to a fancy dinner lol"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"bet the OP

can't wait on this thread getting to 175!

If only I could monetise it, could have taken you out to a fancy dinner lol

"

Nice feet btw

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"could you pls explain what you mean by 'unclog' and 'bad bacteria in the vagina'?

I was wondering that. Could be a cultural thing? I was on a flight last week with lots of Orthodox Jews, they didn’t want to sit next to women as they may be on a period so in their belief - unclean. Unbelievably Ryanair did everyone accommodate them.

that is completely different! i am asking exactly how a vagina becomes 'clogged', and also how sticking potentially dangerous essential oils up yer chuff is going to remove 'bad' bacteria. That is utter nonsense."

It doesn't. It's tosh!

Yoni as with Lingham and Trantric massage are healing technics... dealing with inner healing and helping to remove blockages of mental, emotional and spiritual.

Too much reading of Google with little practice and experience creates dangerous knowledge.

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By *londieddWoman  over a year ago

fife

we not there yet?

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By *lack AlanMan  over a year ago

Birmingham

I have found this thread very interesting as I already have a passion for massage this is something I definitely want to look into and learn more about .

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By *rManyhandsMan  over a year ago

Narberth

Tantra massage training is available in Bristol and London, Divine Devotion is a good introduction to the spiritual and ritual delights of the sacred intimate connections made in Tantra.

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