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"Is there a secret code to use like you can with some sites that gets you balls deep?
Thomas cook you use "summer" for 150 off so is there a code here to get you in in not just in?  "
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"2 weeks in and had a meet already. Just stick with what you are doing "
LOL, you're a couple, of course you won't have any trouble getting meets.
I think the ratios on FAB must be something like 1000 guys to every couple of single girl. |
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"2 weeks in and had a meet already. Just stick with what you are doing
LOL, you're a couple, of course you won't have any trouble getting meets.
I think the ratios on FAB must be something like 1000 guys to every couple of single girl. "
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"I'm thinking about those convoluted cheat codes like for Nintendo 64 or something. "
If I waggle my joystick up, down. left, left, right, button 2, button 2, down, up I will blow my load and would have to have 30 mins rest before starting again.
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up, down, square, circle, rb, lb, up, up, left, right
Should work for ya |
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"up, down, square, circle, rb, lb, up, up, left, right
Should work for ya "
Tried it all you get doing that is a bloke messaging you offing to blow you!  |
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"Is there a secret code to use like you can with some sites that gets you balls deep?
Thomas cook you use "summer" for 150 off so is there a code here to get you in in not just in? "
Ask the Diddymen they’ll know !!!  |
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"Is there a secret code to use like you can with some sites that gets you balls deep?
Thomas cook you use "summer" for 150 off so is there a code here to get you in in not just in?
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Ask the Diddymen they’ll know !!! "
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"Is there a secret code to use like you can with some sites that gets you balls deep?
Thomas cook you use "summer" for 150 off so is there a code here to get you in in not just in? "
Yes there is, but only Platinum members know it  |
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"Is there a secret code to use like you can with some sites that gets you balls deep?
Thomas cook you use "summer" for 150 off so is there a code here to get you in in not just in?
Yes there is, but only Platinum members know it "
Apparently that only gets you a guy in a frock on tap I have just found out you need palladium membership and that the same cost yearly as a Darcia Duster.
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Forget my last post, got a better one....
Yes there is, it's newperson3, guarantees instant shag, but it only works for the first 3 minutes of membership
Or was that seconds? |
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"Forget my last post, got a better one....
Yes there is, it's newperson3, guarantees instant shag, but it only works for the first 3 minutes of membership
Or was that seconds? "
How sure are you that works? I think you might be fibbing.  |
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"Forget my last post, got a better one....
Yes there is, it's newperson3, guarantees instant shag, but it only works for the first 3 minutes of membership
Or was that seconds?
How sure are you that works? I think you might be fibbing. "
You may possibly be right |
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"Forget my last post, got a better one....
Yes there is, it's newperson3, guarantees instant shag, but it only works for the first 3 minutes of membership
Or was that seconds?
How sure are you that works? I think you might be fibbing.
You may possibly be right "
Bugger I was just about to delete and re-put up my profile too. |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
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"Forget my last post, got a better one....
Yes there is, it's newperson3, guarantees instant shag, but it only works for the first 3 minutes of membership
Or was that seconds?
How sure are you that works? I think you might be fibbing.
You may possibly be right
Bugger I was just about to delete and re-put up my profile too. "
Actually, it's nano seconds. Better be quick.....  |
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You have to type as your status:
"Iv elephantitis of the bollox, need 2 unload now, any of use whores want my beefy length?"
Case sensitive, it unlocks Fabs Secret levels |
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"Is there a secret code to use like you can with some sites that gets you balls deep?
Thomas cook you use "summer" for 150 off so is there a code here to get you in in not just in? "
yes it's a codeword. ......penis .......put that at top of first message they'll give you priority ,it's like a fast pass at Disney |
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When I was young and single I got laid at least twice a weekend when out Fri and Sat night, find girl you like the look of, make eye contact, approach and start conversation.
If unsuccessful move on |
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"2 weeks in and had a meet already. Just stick with what you are doing
LOL, you're a couple, of course you won't have any trouble getting meets.
I think the ratios on FAB must be something like 1000 guys to every couple of single girl. "
Think you will find your wrong couples and single ladies struggle to get meets on here ... its not what it used to be there are too many kids thinking they are men and when the offer is there they get chicken i really dont know what going on with the single guys atm |
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"2 weeks in and had a meet already. Just stick with what you are doing
LOL, you're a couple, of course you won't have any trouble getting meets.
I think the ratios on FAB must be something like 1000 guys to every couple of single girl.
Think you will find your wrong couples and single ladies struggle to get meets on here ... its not what it used to be there are too many kids thinking they are men and when the offer is there they get chicken i really dont know what going on with the single guys atm "
Some young single males on do know how to do it right |
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"2 weeks in and had a meet already. Just stick with what you are doing
LOL, you're a couple, of course you won't have any trouble getting meets.
I think the ratios on FAB must be something like 1000 guys to every couple of single girl.
Think you will find your wrong couples and single ladies struggle to get meets on here ... its not what it used to be there are too many kids thinking they are men and when the offer is there they get chicken i really dont know what going on with the single guys atm "
The exuberance of youth alas maturity has the odd advantage. |
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"Is there a secret code to use like you can with some sites that gets you balls deep?
Thomas cook you use "summer" for 150 off so is there a code here to get you in in not just in? "
Have you tried snapping your fingers?
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"Is there a secret code to use like you can with some sites that gets you balls deep?
Thomas cook you use "summer" for 150 off so is there a code here to get you in in not just in? yes it's a codeword. ......penis .......put that at top of first message they'll give you priority ,it's like a fast pass at Disney "
Tried that too all I got was guys grabbing their crotch messaging me singing thriller ad asking me if they wanted to take me up the neverland |
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"Is there a secret code to use like you can with some sites that gets you balls deep?
Thomas cook you use "summer" for 150 off so is there a code here to get you in in not just in?
Have you tried snapping your fingers?
Mrs"
I wouldn't dare thats rude John Wayne Bobbit did that to his Mrs and look what happened to him.  |
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"Is there a secret code to use like you can with some sites that gets you balls deep?
Thomas cook you use "summer" for 150 off so is there a code here to get you in in not just in? "
Women get voucher codes for making the site owners lives easier.
Introduce 20 female pals £150
Reply sweetly to every message in one day £300
Shag a whinger so he stops moaning about going incel £priceless |
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"Is there a secret code to use like you can with some sites that gets you balls deep?
Thomas cook you use "summer" for 150 off so is there a code here to get you in in not just in?
Have you tried snapping your fingers?
Mrs"
There's no place like fab, there's no place like fab...
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"2 weeks in and had a meet already. Just stick with what you are doing
LOL, you're a couple, of course you won't have any trouble getting meets.
I think the ratios on FAB must be something like 1000 guys to every couple of single girl.
Think you will find your wrong couples and single ladies struggle to get meets on here ... its not what it used to be there are too many kids thinking they are men and when the offer is there they get chicken i really dont know what going on with the single guys atm
The exuberance of youth alas maturity has the odd advantage. "
Never meant youth in that way lol have 50 odd year olds on here acting like children in fact I'm now thinking the younger ones on here can show them a thing or 2 |
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"Is there a secret code to use like you can with some sites that gets you balls deep?
Thomas cook you use "summer" for 150 off so is there a code here to get you in in not just in? "
Say what now? |
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"Is there a secret code to use like you can with some sites that gets you balls deep?
Thomas cook you use "summer" for 150 off so is there a code here to get you in in not just in?
Say what now? "
I got that secret code aswell.I had my first meet in less than 24 hours of joining fab. 90 odd varifications later. I'm doing ok for a newbie .. lol
Would anyone else like to know the same secret code?  |
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"Is there a secret code to use like you can with some sites that gets you balls deep?
Thomas cook you use "summer" for 150 off so is there a code here to get you in in not just in?
Say what now?
I got that secret code aswell.I had my first meet in less than 24 hours of joining fab. 90 odd varifications later. I'm doing ok for a newbie .. lol
Would anyone else like to know the same secret code? "
Yes! |
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"Is there a secret code to use like you can with some sites that gets you balls deep?
Thomas cook you use "summer" for 150 off so is there a code here to get you in in not just in?
Say what now?
I got that secret code aswell.I had my first meet in less than 24 hours of joining fab. 90 odd varifications later. I'm doing ok for a newbie .. lol
Would anyone else like to know the same secret code?
Yes! "
Your secret code is:
https://m.fabswingers.com/profile/fever_tree |
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"Is there a secret code to use like you can with some sites that gets you balls deep?
Thomas cook you use "summer" for 150 off so is there a code here to get you in in not just in?
Say what now?
I got that secret code aswell.I had my first meet in less than 24 hours of joining fab. 90 odd varifications later. I'm doing ok for a newbie .. lol
Would anyone else like to know the same secret code?
Yes! Your secret code is:
https://m.fabswingers.com/profile/fever_tree "
I got you boy! |
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"Is there a secret code to use like you can with some sites that gets you balls deep?
Thomas cook you use "summer" for 150 off so is there a code here to get you in in not just in?
Say what now?
I got that secret code aswell.I had my first meet in less than 24 hours of joining fab. 90 odd varifications later. I'm doing ok for a newbie .. lol
Would anyone else like to know the same secret code?
Yes! Your secret code is:
https://m.fabswingers.com/profile/fever_tree "
He is looking for a woman not a wrinkly middle aged fella. |
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"Is there a secret code to use like you can with some sites that gets you balls deep?
Thomas cook you use "summer" for 150 off so is there a code here to get you in in not just in?
Say what now?
I got that secret code aswell.I had my first meet in less than 24 hours of joining fab. 90 odd varifications later. I'm doing ok for a newbie .. lol
Would anyone else like to know the same secret code? "
Player code lol xx |
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"Is there a secret code to use like you can with some sites that gets you balls deep?
Thomas cook you use "summer" for 150 off so is there a code here to get you in in not just in?
Say what now?
I got that secret code aswell.I had my first meet in less than 24 hours of joining fab. 90 odd varifications later. I'm doing ok for a newbie .. lol
Would anyone else like to know the same secret code? "
Ps tried to get admins to unblock you ... can't find your name on my block list xx so maybe if you want unblock you need to do same x |
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"Is there a secret code to use like you can with some sites that gets you balls deep?
Thomas cook you use "summer" for 150 off so is there a code here to get you in in not just in?
Say what now?
I got that secret code aswell.I had my first meet in less than 24 hours of joining fab. 90 odd varifications later. I'm doing ok for a newbie .. lol
Would anyone else like to know the same secret code?
Yes! Your secret code is:
https://m.fabswingers.com/profile/fever_tree
He is looking for a woman not a wrinkly middle aged fella. "
That was Suzuki...
And who are you calling wrinkly |
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"Is there a secret code to use like you can with some sites that gets you balls deep?
Thomas cook you use "summer" for 150 off so is there a code here to get you in in not just in?
Say what now?
I got that secret code aswell.I had my first meet in less than 24 hours of joining fab. 90 odd varifications later. I'm doing ok for a newbie .. lol
Would anyone else like to know the same secret code?
Yes! Your secret code is:
https://m.fabswingers.com/profile/fever_tree
He is looking for a woman not a wrinkly middle aged fella.
That was Suzuki...
And who are you calling wrinkly "
Awwww FT your not wrinkly to me just a bit worn .... |
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"Is there a secret code to use like you can with some sites that gets you balls deep?
Thomas cook you use "summer" for 150 off so is there a code here to get you in in not just in?
Say what now?
I got that secret code aswell.I had my first meet in less than 24 hours of joining fab. 90 odd varifications later. I'm doing ok for a newbie .. lol
Would anyone else like to know the same secret code?
Ps tried to get admins to unblock you ... can't find your name on my block list xx so maybe if you want unblock you need to do same x "
I don't have a long blocked list and you're not on it. I've just had a look. x |
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"Is there a secret code to use like you can with some sites that gets you balls deep?
Thomas cook you use "summer" for 150 off so is there a code here to get you in in not just in?
Say what now?
I got that secret code aswell.I had my first meet in less than 24 hours of joining fab. 90 odd varifications later. I'm doing ok for a newbie .. lol
Would anyone else like to know the same secret code?
Yes! Your secret code is:
https://m.fabswingers.com/profile/fever_tree
He is looking for a woman not a wrinkly middle aged fella.
That was Suzuki...
And who are you calling wrinkly
Awwww FT your not wrinkly to me just a bit worn .... "
Weathered perhaps... |
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"Is there a secret code to use like you can with some sites that gets you balls deep?
Thomas cook you use "summer" for 150 off so is there a code here to get you in in not just in?
Say what now?
I got that secret code aswell.I had my first meet in less than 24 hours of joining fab. 90 odd varifications later. I'm doing ok for a newbie .. lol
Would anyone else like to know the same secret code?
Yes! Your secret code is:
https://m.fabswingers.com/profile/fever_tree
He is looking for a woman not a wrinkly middle aged fella.
That was Suzuki...
And who are you calling wrinkly
Awwww FT your not wrinkly to me just a bit worn ....
Weathered perhaps..."
Handsome as hell though |
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"Is there a secret code to use like you can with some sites that gets you balls deep?
Thomas cook you use "summer" for 150 off so is there a code here to get you in in not just in?
Say what now?
I got that secret code aswell.I had my first meet in less than 24 hours of joining fab. 90 odd varifications later. I'm doing ok for a newbie .. lol
Would anyone else like to know the same secret code?
Yes! Your secret code is:
https://m.fabswingers.com/profile/fever_tree
He is looking for a woman not a wrinkly middle aged fella.
That was Suzuki...
And who are you calling wrinkly
Awwww FT your not wrinkly to me just a bit worn ....
Weathered perhaps...
Handsome as hell though "
Shhhhh. Its a secret  |
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"Is there a secret code to use like you can with some sites that gets you balls deep?
Thomas cook you use "summer" for 150 off so is there a code here to get you in in not just in?
Say what now?
I got that secret code aswell.I had my first meet in less than 24 hours of joining fab. 90 odd varifications later. I'm doing ok for a newbie .. lol
Would anyone else like to know the same secret code?
Ps tried to get admins to unblock you ... can't find your name on my block list xx so maybe if you want unblock you need to do same x
I don't have a long blocked list and you're not on it. I've just had a look. x"
I cant find you went through it all I think it's a glitch x if you want removing you will have to ask admin I've already did it but they wont remove unless both ask x |
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"Is there a secret code to use like you can with some sites that gets you balls deep?
Thomas cook you use "summer" for 150 off so is there a code here to get you in in not just in?
I've requested the same x
Say what now?
I got that secret code aswell.I had my first meet in less than 24 hours of joining fab. 90 odd varifications later. I'm doing ok for a newbie .. lol
Would anyone else like to know the same secret code?
Ps tried to get admins to unblock you ... can't find your name on my block list xx so maybe if you want unblock you need to do same x
I don't have a long blocked list and you're not on it. I've just had a look. x
I cant find you went through it all I think it's a glitch x if you want removing you will have to ask admin I've already did it but they wont remove unless both ask x "
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"Is there a secret code to use like you can with some sites that gets you balls deep?
Thomas cook you use "summer" for 150 off so is there a code here to get you in in not just in?
I've requested the same x
Say what now?
I got that secret code aswell.I had my first meet in less than 24 hours of joining fab. 90 odd varifications later. I'm doing ok for a newbie .. lol
Would anyone else like to know the same secret code?
Ps tried to get admins to unblock you ... can't find your name on my block list xx so maybe if you want unblock you need to do same x
I don't have a long blocked list and you're not on it. I've just had a look. x
I cant find you went through it all I think it's a glitch x if you want removing you will have to ask admin I've already did it but they wont remove unless both ask x "
Sorry I put you on it but so many on there you fell of the radar lol x plz forgive me Haha didn't think we would meet again or become friends x |
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"Is there a secret code to use like you can with some sites that gets you balls deep?
Thomas cook you use "summer" for 150 off so is there a code here to get you in in not just in?
I've requested the same x
Say what now?
I got that secret code aswell.I had my first meet in less than 24 hours of joining fab. 90 odd varifications later. I'm doing ok for a newbie .. lol
Would anyone else like to know the same secret code?
Ps tried to get admins to unblock you ... can't find your name on my block list xx so maybe if you want unblock you need to do same x
I don't have a long blocked list and you're not on it. I've just had a look. x
I cant find you went through it all I think it's a glitch x if you want removing you will have to ask admin I've already did it but they wont remove unless both ask x
Sorry I put you on it but so many on there you fell of the radar lol x plz forgive me Haha didn't think we would meet again or become friends x "
It's ok .. I've asked admin to look into it xx |
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"Is there a secret code to use like you can with some sites that gets you balls deep?
Thomas cook you use "summer" for 150 off so is there a code here to get you in in not just in?
I've requested the same x
Say what now?
I got that secret code aswell.I had my first meet in less than 24 hours of joining fab. 90 odd varifications later. I'm doing ok for a newbie .. lol
Would anyone else like to know the same secret code?
Ps tried to get admins to unblock you ... can't find your name on my block list xx so maybe if you want unblock you need to do same x
I don't have a long blocked list and you're not on it. I've just had a look. x
I cant find you went through it all I think it's a glitch x if you want removing you will have to ask admin I've already did it but they wont remove unless both ask x
Sorry I put you on it but so many on there you fell of the radar lol x plz forgive me Haha didn't think we would meet again or become friends x "
it's OK I forgive you |
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"2 weeks in and had a meet already. Just stick with what you are doing
LOL, you're a couple, of course you won't have any trouble getting meets.
I think the ratios on FAB must be something like 1000 guys to every couple of single girl. "
the ratio is 1567/1 |
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"Surely the magic code is sending messages consisting of " fancy a shag?". Guaranteed to work isn't it??
Ahhh thats where I've been going wrong all these years "
Hey Sharif.. You know me .. I like the gentle approach be polite and respectful with a cheeky grin |
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over a year ago
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"Surely the magic code is sending messages consisting of " fancy a shag?". Guaranteed to work isn't it??
Ahhh thats where I've been going wrong all these years
Hey Sharif.. You know me .. I like the gentle approach be polite and respectful with a cheeky grin"
how does it go? It's nice to be nice to the nice and naughty?
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"Surely the magic code is sending messages consisting of " fancy a shag?". Guaranteed to work isn't it??
Ahhh thats where I've been going wrong all these years
Hey Sharif.. You know me .. I like the gentle approach be polite and respectful with a cheeky grin
how does it go? It's nice to be nice to the nice and naughty?
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It's nice to be nice, but its nicer to be naughty  |
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"Is there a secret code to use like you can with some sites that gets you balls deep?
Thomas cook you use "summer" for 150 off so is there a code here to get you in in not just in? "
The secret is definitely .....cock pics.... make all your profiles pics ...cock pics , and don’t forget to send one with each message ...
If you do this , you will be beating those single women away with a stick.. |
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"Is there a secret code to use like you can with some sites that gets you balls deep?
Thomas cook you use "summer" for 150 off so is there a code here to get you in in not just in?
The secret is definitely .....cock pics.... make all your profiles pics ...cock pics , and don’t forget to send one with each message ...
If you do this , you will be beating those single women away with a stick.. "
Your meaty man-stick |
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"2 weeks in and had a meet already. Just stick with what you are doing
LOL, you're a couple, of course you won't have any trouble getting meets.
I think the ratios on FAB must be something like 1000 guys to every couple of single girl.
Think you will find your wrong couples and single ladies struggle to get meets on here ... its not what it used to be there are too many kids thinking they are men and when the offer is there they get chicken i really dont know what going on with the single guys atm "
They are fucking it up for the genuine ones that's what |
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"MARCH20 gets you 20% off the waiting time for a new meet.
FASTTRACK gives you a free upgrade from social to play date.
MOREKINK allows you to add a custom "interest" to a partner's list.
ENDOW8 gives 8 inches for the price of 6.
BSFILTER allows translation of one single profile from "fab speak" into English. Now includes genuine relationship status and translation of body types Curvy and Fabulous.
NOMOREDICK converts all close up cock pictures into cute ickle kittens and bunny rabbits, for a limited time.
LOOKIAMHEREFFS gives one free guaranteed read* of a message.
Just enter the appropriate code in the box under "voucher codes" on your Account Settings. No need to thank me.
* Message may not be read by the person to which it was originally sent. Specially trained bats employed for this purpose during busy periods."
What an entertaining thread and this has to be one of the funniest replies good to see some guys with a sense of humour on here. |
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"MARCH20 gets you 20% off the waiting time for a new meet.
FASTTRACK gives you a free upgrade from social to play date.
MOREKINK allows you to add a custom "interest" to a partner's list.
ENDOW8 gives 8 inches for the price of 6.
BSFILTER allows translation of one single profile from "fab speak" into English. Now includes genuine relationship status and translation of body types Curvy and Fabulous.
NOMOREDICK converts all close up cock pictures into cute ickle kittens and bunny rabbits, for a limited time.
LOOKIAMHEREFFS gives one free guaranteed read* of a message.
Just enter the appropriate code in the box under "voucher codes" on your Account Settings. No need to thank me.
* Message may not be read by the person to which it was originally sent. Specially trained bats employed for this purpose during busy periods.
What an entertaining thread and this has to be one of the funniest replies good to see some guys with a sense of humour on here. "
You have to have a good sense of humour on here . It's nice to be nice but its nicer to be naughty |
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"Is there a secret code to use like you can with some sites that gets you balls deep?
Thomas cook you use "summer" for 150 off so is there a code here to get you in in not just in? "
quickest way for you gay sauna it'll be seconds I bet |
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"Is there a secret code to use like you can with some sites that gets you balls deep?
Thomas cook you use "summer" for 150 off so is there a code here to get you in in not just in? "
The new code for April will be "hornycock25" but it will only work on the first of next month. |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"2 weeks in and had a meet already. Just stick with what you are doing
LOL, you're a couple, of course you won't have any trouble getting meets.
I think the ratios on FAB must be something like 1000 guys to every couple of single girl.
Think you will find your wrong couples and single ladies struggle to get meets on here ... its not what it used to be there are too many kids thinking they are men and when the offer is there they get chicken i really dont know what going on with the single guys atm "
Actually, neither do I. If I post meets, I dont get the ones I'm looking for messaging me it's quite the opposite. They must realise that I wont want to meet them surely, or are they just fantasists looking for wank fodder with no intention of meeting anyway?! |
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"Is there a secret code to use like you can with some sites that gets you balls deep?
Thomas cook you use "summer" for 150 off so is there a code here to get you in in not just in?
The new code for April will be "hornycock25" but it will only work on the first of next month. "
really so if he used it he would be an April fool is that what you're saying lol |
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"Is there a secret code to use like you can with some sites that gets you balls deep?
Thomas cook you use "summer" for 150 off so is there a code here to get you in in not just in? "
Yes there is. Just type in your bank card number and pin lol |
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"op has a vile impression of women and of the scene"
I don't actually but I feel your pain and anger. If you can't see the irony and how people react on this thread then I really feel sorry for you. To go through life casting aspersions and hate must be really hard but its your choice to do so. So Have a nice day! |
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"Noooo all those other codes won't get you balls deep!
You need to use 'walla-walla-bing-bang', legs unlock on the 'bang'.
You're welcome  "
I wish I had know that when we had that coffee.
The elephant still needs stealing! |
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"Noooo all those other codes won't get you balls deep!
You need to use 'walla-walla-bing-bang', legs unlock on the 'bang'.
You're welcome I wish I had know that when we had that coffee.
The elephant still needs stealing!"
We had a few That elephant is mine! |
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"Noooo all those other codes won't get you balls deep!
You need to use 'walla-walla-bing-bang', legs unlock on the 'bang'.
You're welcome I wish I had know that when we had that coffee.
The elephant still needs stealing!
We had a few That elephant is mine!"
As long as I get a coffee pot out of it... |
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, i ve just been to my partners funeral, he /she meant the world to me , in our last weeks together he /she told me i shouldnt wait to try and find solace in a new relationship, life is too short! I told him / ill her never find anyone as living and attentive and as sexually adventurous as him /her, to them it was just sex but it was the world to me. I just feel a need to hold him/her one more time . Worked for me dozens of times , sadly not with the gender my partner was! |
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"Noooo all those other codes won't get you balls deep!
You need to use 'walla-walla-bing-bang', legs unlock on the 'bang'.
You're welcome I wish I had know that when we had that coffee.
The elephant still needs stealing!
We had a few That elephant is mine!
As long as I get a coffee pot out of it..."
I might want that too |
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Remove your clothes before she comes in room ,think dirty thoughts make sure youre erect then she can slide straight down you ,wear a stop watch and tell me how quick you achieved docking and I'll ring norris |
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"Is there a secret code to use like you can with some sites that gets you balls deep?
Thomas cook you use "summer" for 150 off so is there a code here to get you in in not just in? "
drop me a email x your just my type x |
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"up, down, square, circle, rb, lb, up, up, left, right
Should work for ya "
Gta? San Andreas? |
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By *ngelina4uWoman
over a year ago
Camberley/Middleton |
"up, down, square, circle, rb, lb, up, up, left, right
Should work for ya
Gta? San Andreas?"
I think he is after pussy not a stolen car.  |
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"Noooo all those other codes won't get you balls deep!
You need to use 'walla-walla-bing-bang', legs unlock on the 'bang'.
You're welcome I wish I had know that when we had that coffee.
The elephant still needs stealing!
We had a few That elephant is mine!
As long as I get a coffee pot out of it...
I might want that too "
We'll grab one each then... |
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"up, down, square, circle, rb, lb, up, up, left, right
Should work for ya
Gta? San Andreas?
I think he is after pussy not a stolen car. "
Some people have their priorities all muddled up |
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"up, down, square, circle, rb, lb, up, up, left, right
Should work for ya
Gta? San Andreas?"
Please tell me you're thinking of the lowrider sequence with 'Hollywood Swingin' by Kool and The Gang! |
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"up, down, square, circle, rb, lb, up, up, left, right
Should work for ya
Gta? San Andreas?
Please tell me you're thinking of the lowrider sequence with 'Hollywood Swingin' by Kool and The Gang! "
Just tried the joy stick code. Well, I made myself cum, so don't need a shag now.
Oh, and I've actually pretty much given up on messaging single women as up till now they have been the rudest of all! ?? |
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By *ngelina4uWoman
over a year ago
Camberley/Middleton |
"up, down, square, circle, rb, lb, up, up, left, right
Should work for ya
Gta? San Andreas?
Please tell me you're thinking of the lowrider sequence with 'Hollywood Swingin' by Kool and The Gang!
Just tried the joy stick code. Well, I made myself cum, so don't need a shag now.
Oh, and I've actually pretty much given up on messaging single women as up till now they have been the rudest of all! ??"
That's one to avoid by the looks of it as it deletes your profile.  |
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"up, down, square, circle, rb, lb, up, up, left, right
Should work for ya
Gta? San Andreas?
Please tell me you're thinking of the lowrider sequence with 'Hollywood Swingin' by Kool and The Gang!
Just tried the joy stick code. Well, I made myself cum, so don't need a shag now.
Oh, and I've actually pretty much given up on messaging single women as up till now they have been the rudest of all! ??
That's one to avoid by the looks of it as it deletes your profile. "
Please note cheats may affect your chances, cancel saves and delete your profile im not liable for any loss of data you may experience |
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"Is there a secret code to use like you can with some sites that gets you balls deep?
Thomas cook you use "summer" for 150 off so is there a code here to get you in in not just in? "
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"Is there a secret code to use like you can with some sites that gets you balls deep?
Thomas cook you use "summer" for 150 off so is there a code here to get you in in not just in?
A FAB VoucherCode???? Brilliant!"
Possibly like mcDonalds collect 6 shag good boy stickers and get the 7th free? Well, a free pick of whomever you desire. |
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"Is there a secret code to use like you can with some sites that gets you balls deep?
Thomas cook you use "summer" for 150 off so is there a code here to get you in in not just in? "
There is but you have to ask ken Dodd oops sorry he took it to his grave with him |
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"Is there a secret code to use like you can with some sites that gets you balls deep?
Thomas cook you use "summer" for 150 off so is there a code here to get you in in not just in?
There is but you have to ask ken Dodd oops sorry he took it to his grave with him "
He couldn't take his tax free cash with him though. |
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"Just blanket message every woman on fab with a "Fancy a fuck?""
Or the rarely used “suck my cock” Always guaranteed to get 100% satisfaction, so I’m surprised it’s so rarely used.
Perhaps the guys have a secret society? Like the Free Masons, but for cock Gods, and only they’re allowed to say it? xx |
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"Just blanket message every woman on fab with a "Fancy a fuck?"
Or the rarely used “suck my cock” Always guaranteed to get 100% satisfaction, so I’m surprised it’s so rarely used.
Perhaps the guys have a secret society? Like the Free Masons, but for cock Gods, and only they’re allowed to say it? xx "
So it's like there looking for the female secret society counter parts who then initiate with said message |
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"Is there a secret code to use like you can with some sites that gets you balls deep?
Thomas cook you use "summer" for 150 off so is there a code here to get you in in not just in? "
Love it |
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"Is there a secret code to use like you can with some sites that gets you balls deep?
Thomas cook you use "summer" for 150 off so is there a code here to get you in in not just in? "
Yeah called get a escort or hooker.
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"Is there a secret code to use like you can with some sites that gets you balls deep?
Thomas cook you use "summer" for 150 off so is there a code here to get you in in not just in? "
Alter your profile to ‘Bi curious’, and add a status post along the lines of “Want to be topped for the first time tonight”. Should get you laid no problem |
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"Just blanket message every woman on fab with a "Fancy a fuck?"
Or the rarely used “suck my cock” Always guaranteed to get 100% satisfaction, so I’m surprised it’s so rarely used.
Perhaps the guys have a secret society? Like the Free Masons, but for cock Gods, and only they’re allowed to say it? xx
So it's like there looking for the female secret society counter parts who then initiate with said message "
Yep! Obviously I’m not part of any society, but I’ve heard rumours that if they respond with “with or without a cracker?” you’ve found one xx |
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"Mate this isn’t an instashag site
Wow you are slow you just don't get it do you.
Excuse me that’s very insensitive OP"
Haha yeah you get him.... this just might be a site where women have standards and choose their partners.. but he is pretty ripped and ripped induces impatience lol |
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"God help us gamer mentality is everywhere these days even on here! "
Haha don't worry if it disturbs you just turn off your computer and await further instruction |
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"2 weeks in and had a meet already. Just stick with what you are doing
I might but I would be gutted if there is a secret code like Wowcher or hot deals and I missed out "
I think your question is funny, even see no harm in maybe, a direct fuck tick box when sending a message perhaps hahaha! who knows
I'm the female & sometimes, just want 'Bang' - crazily, I don't ask for it though?!
What's that about ha!! x |
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"2 weeks in and had a meet already. Just stick with what you are doing
LOL, you're a couple, of course you won't have any trouble getting meets.
I think the ratios on FAB must be something like 1000 guys to every couple of single girl.
Think you will find your wrong couples and single ladies struggle to get meets on here ... its not what it used to be there are too many kids thinking they are men and when the offer is there they get chicken i really dont know what going on with the single guys atm "
Wow heehee, what a funny change in view. I like your comment x |
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"God help us gamer mentality is everywhere these days even on here!
Haha don't worry if it disturbs you just turn off your computer and await further instruction"
It dosn't disturb me its guts twiddling left then right up and down with little nobs makes me feel sorry for them. |
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"God help us gamer mentality is everywhere these days even on here!
Haha don't worry if it disturbs you just turn off your computer and await further instruction
It dosn't disturb me its guts twiddling left then right up and down with little nobs makes me feel sorry for them. "
But think of all that finger and thumb dexterity they could clit euphoria! |
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