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"Can you invite her back to mines on the first meet what a question"
Establish before you meet if it's just a social or a social that might lead to more. If it's just a social be yourself, once you get home message to say you enjoyed yourself and ask if she would like to meet to play. If you don't want to take it further message to say you had a nice time but didn't feel a spark.
If it's a social possibly leading to play have a drink and a chat and ask her outright if she would like to take things further. Take a rejection calmly and politely  |
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over a year ago
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You know that scene from the most recent "How to train your dragon" movie. Where Toothless does a dance to impress the female White dragon.
That's what I do. |
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"You know that scene from the most recent "How to train your dragon" movie. Where Toothless does a dance to impress the female White dragon.
That's what I do."
I don't know the movie but you did make me laugh 
Does it work? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You know that scene from the most recent "How to train your dragon" movie. Where Toothless does a dance to impress the female White dragon.
That's what I do.
I don't know the movie but you did make me laugh
Does it work?"
I actually did it on my latest (not fab) date - the girl had asked me back to her place for coffee, I felt a sudden rush of panic as the conversation flowed and there was awkward silence.
So I did the dance as she put coffee on. Thankfully she got the reference, didn't think I was weird and I made her laugh so hard that she was laughing for a good 3 minutes. |
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"How do you impress her on the first social meet?
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Approach her like you see on the animal mating programmes where the male does a fancy dance usually ending with him baring his arse and then jumping on top of her for 15 seconds and then buggering off back to his male mates |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Most women don’t need to be impressed! That’s where most men go wrong just be yourself a person should like you for who you are not what you got "
I can only be me  |
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Single females on here get a lot of mail, Don't bombard them with messages and keep your messages on the same thread, That way they might have more time to play rather than being a full time secretary  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Be yourself, talk about something you are passionate about. Ask them what they are passionate about and find a middle ground to laugh and talk about for hours. Social time is just spending hours and not realising the time spent, it helps in the future when, if you do have sexy time. You won't sit in silence afterwards being like "So if you was stuck on an island...." |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
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"You know that scene from the most recent "How to train your dragon" movie. Where Toothless does a dance to impress the female White dragon.
That's what I do."
If someone did that for me I'd drop my knickers in a shot! |
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"How do you impress her on the first social meet?
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Ok the way I did it was
Mixed with ladies from early age , mixed with a wide range of ladies until now , listened observed and interacted with them , learned and remembered
It's taken approx 15000 days to understand and you're 45 and dont know
Dude my advice is dont advertise this conundrum  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't speak from experience, but I would think the best way would be. Be a gentleman, steer clear of talking about sex until she does (you both know it's the reason for the meet) but expecting, assuming and pushing for it, would, I'd think, be pretty off-putting.
Chat normally,but if you fancy her, undress her with your eyes, not your dialogue  "
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"You know that scene from the most recent "How to train your dragon" movie. Where Toothless does a dance to impress the female White dragon.
That's what I do."
I did that once.
Think I got the steps wrong though.
I didn't get a shag but it did rain for 7 days.......  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I still hold that cartoon dragon impressions increase the chance of head by 50%. Which I think is pretty good.
As a previous poster mentioned, out some Attenborough on, make notes from the animal Kingdom. |
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For me this how you impress me.
1) Read my profile
2) Think yes I can create a decent message as there is information in the profile to do that.
Ok so we now have something to go on..
Now this is the hard bit, how the hell do you get phone number and meet.
Ahhhh suggest the Costa Coffee meet, so that there is no chance of a meet, and if she wants you she will be gagging for it if you have clicked mentally.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Set yourself up in a hotel and send a message suggesting she joins you within the hour adding a room number and phone number goes the extra mile "
And keep lube and porn cds so if she cannot join you will have plenty of times to watch porn and use lube  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Turning up already puts you ahead of the curve..
Probably best not to try and impress on your first meet. I wouldn't even worry about it.. they may not turn up.
If they do, just be yourself and save the impressing for later. |
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By *lex D.Man
over a year ago
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"How do you impress her on the first social meet?
Approach her like you see on the animal mating programmes where the male does a fancy dance usually ending with him baring his arse and then jumping on top of her for 15 seconds and then buggering off back to his male mates "
LOL moment from me. I should test this out this evening in the Fox and Hound. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's no one size fits all here.
Just don't be dickhead, use your dick to think, and be a good human and I'm sure you'll be fine. Also good conversation is a must, no small talk. "
This ^ |
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Be charming, not cheesy!! Be polite, not a prick! Make her laugh and make her feel like she’s the only woman in the room.....you will be half way there!!
Oh and don’t be arrogant!! Nothing worse than a guy who thinks they are better than everyone else....
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There’s a massive list of things not to do but at your age, you should know them by now.
Establish what the first meet is for; social only, social with possible play or straight to play and then adjust expectations as required.
Think how you would like someone to treat a loved family member of yours.
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