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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago
Meath/Dublin/Birmingham |
My newest one covers both men and women... people who still cannot grasp how to stand in a queue properly. Literally fucking markers on the ground now telling them where to place their feet, and they still can't seem to wrap their heads around it |
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over a year ago
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When going through a drive thru and the car in the middle between the paying window and the collection window doesn't pull up far enough. Drives me mad. That and when going through a toll and u get stuck behind somebody with no money or paying with a card. By the time you pay to get through you would nearly end up being quicker going around it.  |
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"Men - Don't know how to arrange the dishwasher!
Women - Do know how to arrange the dishwasher!
....and it's all downhill from there, lol
Lee"
ah Lee, it's something I take pride in, arrabging the dishwasher properly. Are you a "just fuck it in any way" guy? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who dont stand on the right hand side of the escalator.
The left hand side is for walking!
The right hand side is for standing!
If you're gonna stand, don't do it 2 people side by side and force everyone to wait behind you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men - Don't know how to arrange the dishwasher!
Women - Do know how to arrange the dishwasher!
....and it's all downhill from there, lol
Leeah Lee, it's something I take pride in, arrabging the dishwasher properly. Are you a "just fuck it in any way" guy?"
Oh no, when I fuck it in, I fuck it in right man! |
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"Men - Don't know how to arrange the dishwasher!
Women - Do know how to arrange the dishwasher!
....and it's all downhill from there, lol
Leeah Lee, it's something I take pride in, arrabging the dishwasher properly. Are you a "just fuck it in any way" guy?
Oh no, when I fuck it in, I fuck it in right man!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men - Don't know how to arrange the dishwasher!
Women - Do know how to arrange the dishwasher!
....and it's all downhill from there, lol
Leeah Lee, it's something I take pride in, arrabging the dishwasher properly. Are you a "just fuck it in any way" guy?
Oh no, when I fuck it in, I fuck it in right man!"
I add a bit of fun to it by singing the Tetris tune in my head. |
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"People who dont stand on the right hand side of the escalator.
The left hand side is for walking!
The right hand side is for standing!
If you're gonna stand, don't do it 2 people side by side and force everyone to wait behind you!"
What about left handed people who instinctively hold the left rail with their dominant hand? Also who made the rules for which side is for walking? by right you're actually supposed to walk on them no matter what side you're on. The movement is to assist your walking not for you to stand. Although most people will just stand. |
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People whom seem to think because they have been isolated and their friends have been isolated. That it's perfectly acceptable for them to hang out with each other. without need for social distancing.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who assume that because they've had bad experiences with the opposite sex, it's down to every single man/woman on the planet being a shitty person, and nothing to do with their own poor choices  |
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"People who dont stand on the right hand side of the escalator.
The left hand side is for walking!
The right hand side is for standing!
If you're gonna stand, don't do it 2 people side by side and force everyone to wait behind you!"
Why DO so many people lose their ability to walk once they step on an escalator anyway? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gobshites who can't park to save their lives and park over two spots
Idiots who during a pandemic message asking did you do anything exciting at the weekend
Fuckwits who don't read your profile and ask will you watch them knock one off on Snapchat
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By *etergemmaCouple
over a year ago
South Dublin Area |
Toxic parenting and generally people who are obsessed with their kids..
Yknow the memes.. "My kids are my world" etc.
Does my head in, you should love your kids and they should come first but jaysus dont let them rule your life completely. Its like that line from Chris Rock = "I take care of my kids" eh you are suppose too...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Toxic parenting and generally people who are obsessed with their kids..
Yknow the memes.. "My kids are my world" etc.
Does my head in, you should love your kids and they should come first but jaysus dont let them rule your life completely. Its like that line from Chris Rock = "I take care of my kids" eh you are suppose too...
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Oh I know the ones you mean always
#feelingblessed over their little angels and have to document it on social media or it didn't happen |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
I hate rudeness especially people who are rude when they know the other person can't answer them back like in shops to shop assistants etc.
Littering and fly tipping. Stop being lazy and bring your crap to the dump or put it in a bin.
People who just live for drama and agro and blame everyone else but just don't look at themselves as the cause.
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
Right I'm going to be a bad parent and complain about my kids
My pet hate is the way they wont sort out the rubbish properly
Food gets scrapped into the normal rubbish bin instead of the food bin
Stuff that can't be
recycled gets put into the feckin recycling bin like pizza boxes
They never wash out stuff for the recycling bin so I take it out and wash it out like yogurt pots and tin cans
They genuinely do it out of laziness and not to annoy me but i feckin hate it.( maybe they also do it to annoy me the little shits ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right I'm going to be a bad parent and complain about my kids
My pet hate is the way they wont sort out the rubbish properly
Food gets scrapped into the normal rubbish bin instead of the food bin
Stuff that can't be
recycled gets put into the feckin recycling bin like pizza boxes
They never wash out stuff for the recycling bin so I take it out and wash it out like yogurt pots and tin cans
They genuinely do it out of laziness and not to annoy me but i feckin hate it.( maybe they also do it to annoy me the little shits )"
They do it out of laziness, the fact that it annoys you is just a bonus! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men who refer to "babysitting" their own kids.
It's parenting, guys, not a huge favour you're doing for their mother"
Oh that's exactly what my ex says when he very occasionally minds the kids. I feel like saying if that's the case I babysit 24/7 |
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"My pet hate is gone since social distancing. I can empty now my trolley and no one behind me starts putting their stuff on the conveyor belt.  "
do u not put your stuff up on the best and then one of those blockers behind so the next person can start loading theirs? |
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"My pet hate is gone since social distancing. I can empty now my trolley and no one behind me starts putting their stuff on the conveyor belt. do u not put your stuff up on the best and then one of those blockers behind so the next person can start loading theirs?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Feeders!
People who try to force you to accept food and treats that you don't want, so they can feel generous or justify their own unhealthy eating habits. |
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"Morons who park up in front of petrol pumps when not getting fuel - Then come back out from the deli 20 mins later & Sit in their van EATING THEIR BREAKFAST ROLL!!!! "
Oh Jesus, yep that’s totally one of mine too, see that all the time, hate those feckers
Especially the ones who park and have lunch at the air hose bay!  |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
A pet hate because of one of my jobs
Dealing with a d*unk aggressive woman at a concert can be an absolute nightmare...going from crying to laughing at you to spitting at you and finally trying to hit you and get you fired....nightmare and it happens at totally unexpected gigs
I've never had to deal with a d*unk man as bad as that to be honest |
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By *oo32Man
over a year ago
tipperary |
"or people who can't distinguish between there, they're and their. Rant over. "
There their they're....deep breath....count backwards from ten...and 3....2....1....exhale...
A lad in work yesterday nearly got a cup of coffee fired at him....he chewed...and...chewed...then slurped his tea...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who dont stand on the right hand side of the escalator.
The left hand side is for walking!
The right hand side is for standing!
If you're gonna stand, don't do it 2 people side by side and force everyone to wait behind you!
What about left handed people who instinctively hold the left rail with their dominant hand? Also who made the rules for which side is for walking? by right you're actually supposed to walk on them no matter what side you're on. The movement is to assist your walking not for you to stand. Although most people will just stand. "
I dont think the left hand thing is really an issue. Either way, walking left or standing right, you should be holding the rail.
Dunno who made the rule, but somehow it developed.
But I agree that it's supposed to assist your walking, not replace it. It drives me absolutely insane when people stop and stand on busy travelators in airports with their bags blocking the whole lane. and block the entire queue of people behind them rushing to their gate. |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"People who dont stand on the right hand side of the escalator.
The left hand side is for walking!
The right hand side is for standing!
If you're gonna stand, don't do it 2 people side by side and force everyone to wait behind you!
What about left handed people who instinctively hold the left rail with their dominant hand? Also who made the rules for which side is for walking? by right you're actually supposed to walk on them no matter what side you're on. The movement is to assist your walking not for you to stand. Although most people will just stand.
I dont think the left hand thing is really an issue. Either way, walking left or standing right, you should be holding the rail.
Dunno who made the rule, but somehow it developed.
But I agree that it's supposed to assist your walking, not replace it. It drives me absolutely insane when people stop and stand on busy travelators in airports with their bags blocking the whole lane. and block the entire queue of people behind them rushing to their gate. "
Dont worry Gary....you won't get that problem for a while in Airports |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who dont stand on the right hand side of the escalator.
The left hand side is for walking!
The right hand side is for standing!
If you're gonna stand, don't do it 2 people side by side and force everyone to wait behind you!
What about left handed people who instinctively hold the left rail with their dominant hand? Also who made the rules for which side is for walking? by right you're actually supposed to walk on them no matter what side you're on. The movement is to assist your walking not for you to stand. Although most people will just stand.
I dont think the left hand thing is really an issue. Either way, walking left or standing right, you should be holding the rail.
Dunno who made the rule, but somehow it developed.
But I agree that it's supposed to assist your walking, not replace it. It drives me absolutely insane when people stop and stand on busy travelators in airports with their bags blocking the whole lane. and block the entire queue of people behind them rushing to their gate.
Dont worry Gary....you won't get that problem for a while in Airports"
Haha, be careful what you wish for 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you’re going to shop in Aldi or Lidl please do not try and pack your shopping while it’s being scanned . Dump it back in the trolley and do it at the packing counter in your own time unless you are a competitive pro and are willing to pack at speed .......
Also you will have to pay for your shopping so why not have your purse/wallet ready for this instead of searching for it once the total bill is announced |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
Ive a new one
I hit the same petrol station every morning for coffee on the way to work
Follow the signs and one way system on the floor keeping social distance in the queue
The fucker in front of me always turns towards me and trys to walk out the way he came in
How feckin hard is it to follow the signs |
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By *P_80Man
over a year ago
Waterford |
Women not having the money ready in their hands at a checkout till.
Why do ye have to wait for all the items to be scanned and told the cost first before you venture into your massive bag, proceed to take out a purse and then take out the money?
It's ridiculous |
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"Women not having the money ready in their hands at a checkout till.
Why do ye have to wait for all the items to be scanned and told the cost first before you venture into your massive bag, proceed to take out a purse and then take out the money?
It's ridiculous "
men are worse |
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"Women not having the money ready in their hands at a checkout till.
Why do ye have to wait for all the items to be scanned and told the cost first before you venture into your massive bag, proceed to take out a purse and then take out the money?
It's ridiculous "
Don’t forget, they have to put their purse away before they’re given their change.... then they have to route around their bag again to find their purse (again), then proceed to place their change correctly in different compartments in their purse before carefully placing it back in their bag!! |
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"If you’re going to shop in Aldi or Lidl please do not try and pack your shopping while it’s being scanned . Dump it back in the trolley and do it at the packing counter in your own time unless you are a competitive pro and are willing to pack at speed .......
Also you will have to pay for your shopping so why not have your purse/wallet ready for this instead of searching for it once the total bill is announced "
Tap n go, that’s us  |
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"If you’re going to shop in Aldi or Lidl please do not try and pack your shopping while it’s being scanned . Dump it back in the trolley and do it at the packing counter in your own time unless you are a competitive pro and are willing to pack at speed .......
Also you will have to pay for your shopping so why not have your purse/wallet ready for this instead of searching for it once the total bill is announced
Tap n go, that’s us "
The new fab protocol |
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"If you’re going to shop in Aldi or Lidl please do not try and pack your shopping while it’s being scanned . Dump it back in the trolley and do it at the packing counter in your own time unless you are a competitive pro and are willing to pack at speed .......
Also you will have to pay for your shopping so why not have your purse/wallet ready for this instead of searching for it once the total bill is announced
Tap n go, that’s us
The new fab protocol "
 You said it |
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By *P_80Man
over a year ago
Waterford |
"Women not having the money ready in their hands at a checkout till.
Why do ye have to wait for all the items to be scanned and told the cost first before you venture into your massive bag, proceed to take out a purse and then take out the money?
It's ridiculous
Don’t forget, they have to put their purse away before they’re given their change.... then they have to route around their bag again to find their purse (again), then proceed to place their change correctly in different compartments in their purse before carefully placing it back in their bag!! "
And all this before they even start to put the items in the shopping bag |
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By *P_80Man
over a year ago
Waterford |
"Women not having the money ready in their hands at a checkout till.
Why do ye have to wait for all the items to be scanned and told the cost first before you venture into your massive bag, proceed to take out a purse and then take out the money?
It's ridiculous
men are worse "
I only ever see it with women
And me standing behind them waiting to get home to munch on my pack of Kinder Buenos |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a new COVID-era pet hate, and thats people who don't stand on the 2 metre markings on the floor/footpath.
Just makes no sense!"
Kaizer koncurs
It's there on the fucking ground just look down and don't dare move unless Kaizer does first |
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"Women not having the money ready in their hands at a checkout till.
Why do ye have to wait for all the items to be scanned and told the cost first before you venture into your massive bag, proceed to take out a purse and then take out the money?
It's ridiculous
men are worse
I only ever see it with women
And me standing behind them waiting to get home to munch on my pack of Kinder Buenos "
You have kinder buenos and youre not sharing???????????? |
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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago
North West, Outer Letterkenny area |
"No manners or respect...
Ignoring a text message,noone is that busy they cant reply ...
Def....it takes 2 mins to send a "I'll text you later""
exactly this ,especially if you know the person, and you know their phone is never out of their hand. Imagine having a conversation face to face and you said "how are you?" And they looked at you but didn't reply until 3 hours later with "fine yourself " .
I'll add my own. People that take absolutely ages at a atm machine. Like its some new technology that boggles the mind. And just as they finish. Pull out another card and start the whole ,how does this marvel work all over again. |
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By *P_80Man
over a year ago
Waterford |
"Women not having the money ready in their hands at a checkout till.
Why do ye have to wait for all the items to be scanned and told the cost first before you venture into your massive bag, proceed to take out a purse and then take out the money?
It's ridiculous
men are worse
I only ever see it with women
And me standing behind them waiting to get home to munch on my pack of Kinder Buenos
You have kinder buenos and youre not sharing????????????"
Hell No woman it's Lockdown!! |
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"Women not having the money ready in their hands at a checkout till.
Why do ye have to wait for all the items to be scanned and told the cost first before you venture into your massive bag, proceed to take out a purse and then take out the money?
It's ridiculous
men are worse
I only ever see it with women
And me standing behind them waiting to get home to munch on my pack of Kinder Buenos
You have kinder buenos and youre not sharing????????????
Hell No woman it's Lockdown!!"
you can still throw one to me. unbelievable |
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By *oo32Man
over a year ago
tipperary |
Pet hate....judgemental folks...peoples first impressions....just because your from somewhere that might be an undesirable spot...or because of how you might look....I suppose everyone does it... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Covers both, people driving to close to the car in front but i know when u sit back a bit the edjit behind passes you and all he /she gains is the length of the fking car, if this is any of u reading this please please stop it cause when u have ure hand in ure passengers knickers obviously ure gonna need more road.. |
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"Men - Don't know how to arrange the dishwasher!
Women - Do know how to arrange the dishwasher!
....and it's all downhill from there, lol
Lee"
This
Drives me mad! Feckin not raised with a dishwasher in house, dragged up by the sink washing up dishes |
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By *ab34Woman
over a year ago
Cavan |
"Ive a new one
I hit the same petrol station every morning for coffee on the way to work
Follow the signs and one way system on the floor keeping social distance in the queue
The fucker in front of me always turns towards me and trys to walk out the way he came in
How feckin hard is it to follow the signs "
hmmm do we have the same petrol station!? |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"People when in there cars sit at at green light and wont move and ur behind them...they move off and then light goes back 2 red on u....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Cause the fuckers are on their phones....agree with this |
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