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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Tipperary is a long way to go to see her in fairness
Worth the diesel surely  "
Sure I've already had the pleasure of escorting her and Shakira through a crowd I'm hardly going to drive down the road |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is..is she still the epitome of utter shite in acting..is she??
She acts???  
In the very loosest and I do mean loosest sense of the word. "
Let's hope she performs her own stunts!  |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Is..is she still the epitome of utter shite in acting..is she??
She acts???
In the very loosest and I do mean loosest sense of the word.
Let's hope she performs her own stunts! "
Her veris should be interesting to read at least  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"J-Lo just joined Fab 
Don't be fooled by the rocks that she got 
Johnny Logan just joined Fab ?!? Well I never...
(Johnny being the original and real J-Lo...)"
Where? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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According to Wikipedia, Miss Lopez is multi talented, she can sing, act, dance and suck 4 titanium filled golf balls through a standard 20 metre garden hose pipe.
It also says she's 51 and residing in New York!!
Not 42 and in Tipperary  |
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"According to Wikipedia, Miss Lopez is multi talented, she can sing, act, dance and suck 4 titanium filled golf balls through a standard 20 metre garden hose pipe.
It also says she's 51 and residing in New York!!
Not 42 and in Tipperary "
Wikipedia is known to be wrong from time to time, don’t give up hope |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"According to Wikipedia, Miss Lopez is multi talented, she can sing, act, dance and suck 4 titanium filled golf balls through a standard 20 metre garden hose pipe.
It also says she's 51 and residing in New York!!
Not 42 and in Tipperary
Wikipedia is known to be wrong from time to time, don’t give up hope"
Sweet mother of Christ!
Serenity now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hope you sent her a well thought out, whitty off the cuff email welcoming her to fab and add in at the end "Passing your way in the evening if you wanna fuck"... That'll stand out from the barrage of thirsty lads  |
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