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Like all red blooded males, I get hard when an episode of The Golden Girls is on the telly.
Like you, my mind wanders as I begin to pleasure myself while imagining that I’m back in the late 80s and in Miami and about the knock on the door of the sexiest geriatrics since Cocoon.
But then the problem arises, who am I there to visit, who is my fantasy Golden Gal!
Not Blanche. While fun and naughty with a reputation for her sexy ways, it’s too much of a cliched selection.
Not Dorothy. The voice alone would make my doodle droop and give me flashbacks to her appearance in Malcom in the Middle.
Not Sophia. Tempting sure, as she looks a little like that female gremlin frim G2 (don’t pretend you don’t remember) and seems to have a dominant side. However, unless she is package deal with Dorothy, then the clear winner for me...
Rose, sweet Rose. Innocent, but you can also tell she’d be playful. Plus, she was a farm girl and the milking experience would come in handy ( pun intended and provided she moisturises those dry liver spotted hands first).
So, lads and ladies (it is 2020 after all), who is your choice?
Don’t be greedy and say all fours, because when I play that fantasy in my head my willy barely hits fresh air before the girls look like they’ve been attacked by the Stuff Puff Marshmallow man! |
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"Like all red blooded males, I get hard when an episode of The Golden Girls is on the telly.
Like you, my mind wanders as I begin to pleasure myself while imagining that I’m back in the late 80s and in Miami and about the knock on the door of the sexiest geriatrics since Cocoon.
But then the problem arises, who am I there to visit, who is my fantasy Golden Gal!
Not Blanche. While fun and naughty with a reputation for her sexy ways, it’s too much of a cliched selection.
Not Dorothy. The voice alone would make my doodle droop and give me flashbacks to her appearance in Malcom in the Middle.
Not Sophia. Tempting sure, as she looks a little like that female gremlin frim G2 (don’t pretend you don’t remember) and seems to have a dominant side. However, unless she is package deal with Dorothy, then the clear winner for me...
Rose, sweet Rose. Innocent, but you can also tell she’d be playful. Plus, she was a farm girl and the milking experience would come in handy ( pun intended and provided she moisturises those dry liver spotted hands first).
So, lads and ladies (it is 2020 after all), who is your choice?
Don’t be greedy and say all fours, because when I play that fantasy in my head my willy barely hits fresh air before the girls look like they’ve been attacked by the Stuff Puff Marshmallow man!"
ok im waaaay behind here. who are the golden girls |
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"Like all red blooded males, I get hard when an episode of The Golden Girls is on the telly.
Like you, my mind wanders as I begin to pleasure myself while imagining that I’m back in the late 80s and in Miami and about the knock on the door of the sexiest geriatrics since Cocoon.
But then the problem arises, who am I there to visit, who is my fantasy Golden Gal!
Not Blanche. While fun and naughty with a reputation for her sexy ways, it’s too much of a cliched selection.
Not Dorothy. The voice alone would make my doodle droop and give me flashbacks to her appearance in Malcom in the Middle.
Not Sophia. Tempting sure, as she looks a little like that female gremlin frim G2 (don’t pretend you don’t remember) and seems to have a dominant side. However, unless she is package deal with Dorothy, then the clear winner for me...
Rose, sweet Rose. Innocent, but you can also tell she’d be playful. Plus, she was a farm girl and the milking experience would come in handy ( pun intended and provided she moisturises those dry liver spotted hands first).
So, lads and ladies (it is 2020 after all), who is your choice?
Don’t be greedy and say all fours, because when I play that fantasy in my head my willy barely hits fresh air before the girls look like they’ve been attacked by the Stuff Puff Marshmallow man!
ok im waaaay behind here. who are the golden girls"
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"Stuff Puff Marshmallow man!
Stay Puft Marshmellow Man ffs....you should have kept your hands off your proton pack watching golden girls!!!"
Your heading into crossing the streams territory there. That sounds like a Blanche party  |
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"Like all red blooded males, I get hard when an episode of The Golden Girls is on the telly.
Like you, my mind wanders as I begin to pleasure myself while imagining that I’m back in the late 80s and in Miami and about the knock on the door of the sexiest geriatrics since Cocoon.
But then the problem arises, who am I there to visit, who is my fantasy Golden Gal!
Not Blanche. While fun and naughty with a reputation for her sexy ways, it’s too much of a cliched selection.
Not Dorothy. The voice alone would make my doodle droop and give me flashbacks to her appearance in Malcom in the Middle.
Not Sophia. Tempting sure, as she looks a little like that female gremlin frim G2 (don’t pretend you don’t remember) and seems to have a dominant side. However, unless she is package deal with Dorothy, then the clear winner for me...
Rose, sweet Rose. Innocent, but you can also tell she’d be playful. Plus, she was a farm girl and the milking experience would come in handy ( pun intended and provided she moisturises those dry liver spotted hands first).
So, lads and ladies (it is 2020 after all), who is your choice?
Don’t be greedy and say all fours, because when I play that fantasy in my head my willy barely hits fresh air before the girls look like they’ve been attacked by the Stuff Puff Marshmallow man!
ok im waaaay behind here. who are the golden girls
You have to google it, then thank me "
what in the name of jaysus. yeah im just gonna stick with my dreams of travis fimmel, tom hardy and henry cavill thanks lol |
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"Stuff Puff Marshmallow man!
Stay Puft Marshmellow Man ffs....you should have kept your hands off your proton pack watching golden girls!!!
Your heading into crossing the streams territory there. That sounds like a Blanche party "
Here you're obviously an 80s expert in the golden girls but don't even think you're able to challenge me on ghostbusters when you just called it the "Stuff Puff Marshmallow man"!! That sounds like a bad name for a dominoes pizza nevermind an epic fail on ghostbusters characters! |
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"Stuff Puff Marshmallow man!
Stay Puft Marshmellow Man ffs....you should have kept your hands off your proton pack watching golden girls!!!
Your heading into crossing the streams territory there. That sounds like a Blanche party
Here you're obviously an 80s expert in the golden girls but don't even think you're able to challenge me on ghostbusters when you just called it the "Stuff Puff Marshmallow man"!! That sounds like a bad name for a dominoes pizza nevermind an epic fail on ghostbusters characters! "
Very true, I should hang my head in shame and smash my phone for the mortal embarrassment that predictive text has cause me.
At least you have something new in the world of GB to look forward to in 2021! |
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"Like all red blooded males, I get hard when an episode of The Golden Girls is on the telly.
Like you, my mind wanders as I begin to pleasure myself while imagining that I’m back in the late 80s and in Miami and about the knock on the door of the sexiest geriatrics since Cocoon.
But then the problem arises, who am I there to visit, who is my fantasy Golden Gal!
Not Blanche. While fun and naughty with a reputation for her sexy ways, it’s too much of a cliched selection.
Not Dorothy. The voice alone would make my doodle droop and give me flashbacks to her appearance in Malcom in the Middle.
Not Sophia. Tempting sure, as she looks a little like that female gremlin frim G2 (don’t pretend you don’t remember) and seems to have a dominant side. However, unless she is package deal with Dorothy, then the clear winner for me...
Rose, sweet Rose. Innocent, but you can also tell she’d be playful. Plus, she was a farm girl and the milking experience would come in handy ( pun intended and provided she moisturises those dry liver spotted hands first).
So, lads and ladies (it is 2020 after all), who is your choice?
Don’t be greedy and say all fours, because when I play that fantasy in my head my willy barely hits fresh air before the girls look like they’ve been attacked by the Stuff Puff Marshmallow man!
ok im waaaay behind here. who are the golden girls
You have to google it, then thank me
what in the name of jaysus. yeah im just gonna stick with my dreams of travis fimmel, tom hardy and henry cavill thanks lol"
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Loved the golden girls 
Yeah, but which one did you REALLY love? 
I've actually started to think which lady on here could play each character 
Careful there BM, your walking a slippery slope  "
I'm definitely not naming names Ger...staying inside my head only |
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"Loved the golden girls
Yeah, but which one did you REALLY love?
I've actually started to think which lady on here could play each character
Careful there BM, your walking a slippery slope "
To be fair, in a house with that many old ladies, there wouldn't be too many slippery slopes. I'd say they moved to Florida for the humidity... if you catch my drift. And more power to them. |
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over a year ago
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Golden Girls...not a program I watched much... these days they would be in the category of GILF & i do like a GILF ... So being greedy...i would have them all, the ultimate FFFFM |
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"Stuff Puff Marshmallow man!
Stay Puft Marshmellow Man ffs....you should have kept your hands off your proton pack watching golden girls!!!
Your heading into crossing the streams territory there. That sounds like a Blanche party
Here you're obviously an 80s expert in the golden girls but don't even think you're able to challenge me on ghostbusters when you just called it the "Stuff Puff Marshmallow man"!! That sounds like a bad name for a dominoes pizza nevermind an epic fail on ghostbusters characters!
Very true, I should hang my head in shame and smash my phone for the mortal embarrassment that predictive text has cause me.
At least you have something new in the world of GB to look forward to in 2021!"
Your phone's predictive text thinks stay will be stuff? 
Very weird....unless you are constantly texting about stuffing things....because you're a taxidermist and you get excited watching golden girls because you see them as 4 meal tickets you can soon cash in on? |
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"Like all red blooded males, I get hard when an episode of The Golden Girls is on the telly.
Like you, my mind wanders as I begin to pleasure myself while imagining that I’m back in the late 80s and in Miami and about the knock on the door of the sexiest geriatrics since Cocoon.
But then the problem arises, who am I there to visit, who is my fantasy Golden Gal!
Not Blanche. While fun and naughty with a reputation for her sexy ways, it’s too much of a cliched selection.
Not Dorothy. The voice alone would make my doodle droop and give me flashbacks to her appearance in Malcom in the Middle.
Not Sophia. Tempting sure, as she looks a little like that female gremlin frim G2 (don’t pretend you don’t remember) and seems to have a dominant side. However, unless she is package deal with Dorothy, then the clear winner for me...
Rose, sweet Rose. Innocent, but you can also tell she’d be playful. Plus, she was a farm girl and the milking experience would come in handy ( pun intended and provided she moisturises those dry liver spotted hands first).
So, lads and ladies (it is 2020 after all), who is your choice?
Don’t be greedy and say all fours, because when I play that fantasy in my head my willy barely hits fresh air before the girls look like they’ve been attacked by the Stuff Puff Marshmallow man!
ok im waaaay behind here. who are the golden girls
You have to google it, then thank me
what in the name of jaysus. yeah im just gonna stick with my dreams of travis fimmel, tom hardy and henry cavill thanks lol
So repressed. Don't kink shame and lay your conflicted feelings of GG love one me. "
ha ha ha ill leave you with your fantasies of the GG and ill stick with mine |
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By *ornyfireCouple
over a year ago
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"Like all red blooded males, I get hard when an episode of The Golden Girls is on the telly.
Like you, my mind wanders as I begin to pleasure myself while imagining that I’m back in the late 80s and in Miami and about the knock on the door of the sexiest geriatrics since Cocoon.
But then the problem arises, who am I there to visit, who is my fantasy Golden Gal!
Not Blanche. While fun and naughty with a reputation for her sexy ways, it’s too much of a cliched selection.
Not Dorothy. The voice alone would make my doodle droop and give me flashbacks to her appearance in Malcom in the Middle.
Not Sophia. Tempting sure, as she looks a little like that female gremlin frim G2 (don’t pretend you don’t remember) and seems to have a dominant side. However, unless she is package deal with Dorothy, then the clear winner for me...
Rose, sweet Rose. Innocent, but you can also tell she’d be playful. Plus, she was a farm girl and the milking experience would come in handy ( pun intended and provided she moisturises those dry liver spotted hands first).
So, lads and ladies (it is 2020 after all), who is your choice?
Don’t be greedy and say all fours, because when I play that fantasy in my head my willy barely hits fresh air before the girls look like they’ve been attacked by the Stuff Puff Marshmallow man!"
Seriously????? OK I guess whatever floats ur boat |
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"Stuff Puff Marshmallow man!
Stay Puft Marshmellow Man ffs....you should have kept your hands off your proton pack watching golden girls!!!
Your heading into crossing the streams territory there. That sounds like a Blanche party
Here you're obviously an 80s expert in the golden girls but don't even think you're able to challenge me on ghostbusters when you just called it the "Stuff Puff Marshmallow man"!! That sounds like a bad name for a dominoes pizza nevermind an epic fail on ghostbusters characters!
Very true, I should hang my head in shame and smash my phone for the mortal embarrassment that predictive text has cause me.
At least you have something new in the world of GB to look forward to in 2021!
Your phone's predictive text thinks stay will be stuff?
Very weird....unless you are constantly texting about stuffing things....because you're a taxidermist and you get excited watching golden girls because you see them as 4 meal tickets you can soon cash in on?"
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Loved the golden girls
Yeah, but which one did you REALLY love?
I've actually started to think which lady on here could play each character
Can I apply for Sophia? "
The best character and always found it funny that in real life she was younger than the actress that played her daughter |
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"Like all red blooded males, I get hard when an episode of The Golden Girls is on the telly.
Like you, my mind wanders as I begin to pleasure myself while imagining that I’m back in the late 80s and in Miami and about the knock on the door of the sexiest geriatrics since Cocoon.
But then the problem arises, who am I there to visit, who is my fantasy Golden Gal!
Not Blanche. While fun and naughty with a reputation for her sexy ways, it’s too much of a cliched selection.
Not Dorothy. The voice alone would make my doodle droop and give me flashbacks to her appearance in Malcom in the Middle.
Not Sophia. Tempting sure, as she looks a little like that female gremlin frim G2 (don’t pretend you don’t remember) and seems to have a dominant side. However, unless she is package deal with Dorothy, then the clear winner for me...
Rose, sweet Rose. Innocent, but you can also tell she’d be playful. Plus, she was a farm girl and the milking experience would come in handy ( pun intended and provided she moisturises those dry liver spotted hands first).
So, lads and ladies (it is 2020 after all), who is your choice?
Don’t be greedy and say all fours, because when I play that fantasy in my head my willy barely hits fresh air before the girls look like they’ve been attacked by the Stuff Puff Marshmallow man!
ok im waaaay behind here. who are the golden girls
You have to google it, then thank me
what in the name of jaysus. yeah im just gonna stick with my dreams of travis fimmel, tom hardy and henry cavill thanks lol
So repressed. Don't kink shame and lay your conflicted feelings of GG love one me.
ha ha ha ill leave you with your fantasies of the GG and ill stick with mine "
I’m a bit pissed that I wasn’t on your list. I thought we were pals.  |
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"Like all red blooded males, I get hard when an episode of The Golden Girls is on the telly.
Like you, my mind wanders as I begin to pleasure myself while imagining that I’m back in the late 80s and in Miami and about the knock on the door of the sexiest geriatrics since Cocoon.
But then the problem arises, who am I there to visit, who is my fantasy Golden Gal!
Not Blanche. While fun and naughty with a reputation for her sexy ways, it’s too much of a cliched selection.
Not Dorothy. The voice alone would make my doodle droop and give me flashbacks to her appearance in Malcom in the Middle.
Not Sophia. Tempting sure, as she looks a little like that female gremlin frim G2 (don’t pretend you don’t remember) and seems to have a dominant side. However, unless she is package deal with Dorothy, then the clear winner for me...
Rose, sweet Rose. Innocent, but you can also tell she’d be playful. Plus, she was a farm girl and the milking experience would come in handy ( pun intended and provided she moisturises those dry liver spotted hands first).
So, lads and ladies (it is 2020 after all), who is your choice?
Don’t be greedy and say all fours, because when I play that fantasy in my head my willy barely hits fresh air before the girls look like they’ve been attacked by the Stuff Puff Marshmallow man!
ok im waaaay behind here. who are the golden girls
You have to google it, then thank me
what in the name of jaysus. yeah im just gonna stick with my dreams of travis fimmel, tom hardy and henry cavill thanks lol
So repressed. Don't kink shame and lay your conflicted feelings of GG love one me.
ha ha ha ill leave you with your fantasies of the GG and ill stick with mine
I’m a bit pissed that I wasn’t on your list. I thought we were pals. "
Cant be telling you all my secrets my dear rhett. Wouldnt want you getting a (ahem) big head |
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"Like all red blooded males, I get hard when an episode of The Golden Girls is on the telly.
Like you, my mind wanders as I begin to pleasure myself while imagining that I’m back in the late 80s and in Miami and about the knock on the door of the sexiest geriatrics since Cocoon.
But then the problem arises, who am I there to visit, who is my fantasy Golden Gal!
Not Blanche. While fun and naughty with a reputation for her sexy ways, it’s too much of a cliched selection.
Not Dorothy. The voice alone would make my doodle droop and give me flashbacks to her appearance in Malcom in the Middle.
Not Sophia. Tempting sure, as she looks a little like that female gremlin frim G2 (don’t pretend you don’t remember) and seems to have a dominant side. However, unless she is package deal with Dorothy, then the clear winner for me...
Rose, sweet Rose. Innocent, but you can also tell she’d be playful. Plus, she was a farm girl and the milking experience would come in handy ( pun intended and provided she moisturises those dry liver spotted hands first).
So, lads and ladies (it is 2020 after all), who is your choice?
Don’t be greedy and say all fours, because when I play that fantasy in my head my willy barely hits fresh air before the girls look like they’ve been attacked by the Stuff Puff Marshmallow man!
Seriously????? OK I guess whatever floats ur boat "
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"Loved the golden girls
Yeah, but which one did you REALLY love?
I've actually started to think which lady on here could play each character
Can I apply for Sophia? "
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"Like all red blooded males, I get hard when an episode of The Golden Girls is on the telly.
Like you, my mind wanders as I begin to pleasure myself while imagining that I’m back in the late 80s and in Miami and about the knock on the door of the sexiest geriatrics since Cocoon.
But then the problem arises, who am I there to visit, who is my fantasy Golden Gal!
Not Blanche. While fun and naughty with a reputation for her sexy ways, it’s too much of a cliched selection.
Not Dorothy. The voice alone would make my doodle droop and give me flashbacks to her appearance in Malcom in the Middle.
Not Sophia. Tempting sure, as she looks a little like that female gremlin frim G2 (don’t pretend you don’t remember) and seems to have a dominant side. However, unless she is package deal with Dorothy, then the clear winner for me...
Rose, sweet Rose. Innocent, but you can also tell she’d be playful. Plus, she was a farm girl and the milking experience would come in handy ( pun intended and provided she moisturises those dry liver spotted hands first).
So, lads and ladies (it is 2020 after all), who is your choice?
Don’t be greedy and say all fours, because when I play that fantasy in my head my willy barely hits fresh air before the girls look like they’ve been attacked by the Stuff Puff Marshmallow man!
ok im waaaay behind here. who are the golden girls
You have to google it, then thank me
what in the name of jaysus. yeah im just gonna stick with my dreams of travis fimmel, tom hardy and henry cavill thanks lol
So repressed. Don't kink shame and lay your conflicted feelings of GG love one me.
ha ha ha ill leave you with your fantasies of the GG and ill stick with mine
I’m a bit pissed that I wasn’t on your list. I thought we were pals.
Cant be telling you all my secrets my dear rhett. Wouldnt want you getting a (ahem) big head "
Looks like I’ll be buying a superman costume and you’ll be getting a perm and a blue rinse. |
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By *ornyfireCouple
over a year ago
Middle Earth |
"I actually loved Golden girls but they were like soooooooo old lol and I'm still only 21
Jesus, the show premiered before you were born. Your just making me feel old now. Thanks "
That's 21 "fab" years |
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"Like all red blooded males, I get hard when an episode of The Golden Girls is on the telly.
Like you, my mind wanders as I begin to pleasure myself while imagining that I’m back in the late 80s and in Miami and about the knock on the door of the sexiest geriatrics since Cocoon.
But then the problem arises, who am I there to visit, who is my fantasy Golden Gal!
Not Blanche. While fun and naughty with a reputation for her sexy ways, it’s too much of a cliched selection.
Not Dorothy. The voice alone would make my doodle droop and give me flashbacks to her appearance in Malcom in the Middle.
Not Sophia. Tempting sure, as she looks a little like that female gremlin frim G2 (don’t pretend you don’t remember) and seems to have a dominant side. However, unless she is package deal with Dorothy, then the clear winner for me...
Rose, sweet Rose. Innocent, but you can also tell she’d be playful. Plus, she was a farm girl and the milking experience would come in handy ( pun intended and provided she moisturises those dry liver spotted hands first).
So, lads and ladies (it is 2020 after all), who is your choice?
Don’t be greedy and say all fours, because when I play that fantasy in my head my willy barely hits fresh air before the girls look like they’ve been attacked by the Stuff Puff Marshmallow man!
ok im waaaay behind here. who are the golden girls
You have to google it, then thank me
what in the name of jaysus. yeah im just gonna stick with my dreams of travis fimmel, tom hardy and henry cavill thanks lol
So repressed. Don't kink shame and lay your conflicted feelings of GG love one me.
ha ha ha ill leave you with your fantasies of the GG and ill stick with mine
I’m a bit pissed that I wasn’t on your list. I thought we were pals.
Cant be telling you all my secrets my dear rhett. Wouldnt want you getting a (ahem) big head
Looks like I’ll be buying a superman costume and you’ll be getting a perm and a blue rinse. "
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"I actually loved Golden girls but they were like soooooooo old lol and I'm still only 21
Jesus, the show premiered before you were born. Your just making me feel old now. Thanks
That's 21 "fab" years "
Those fab ages are the best, aren’t they. Sucks they can’t be redeemed in real life |
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"Like all red blooded males, I get hard when an episode of The Golden Girls is on the telly.
Like you, my mind wanders as I begin to pleasure myself while imagining that I’m back in the late 80s and in Miami and about the knock on the door of the sexiest geriatrics since Cocoon.
But then the problem arises, who am I there to visit, who is my fantasy Golden Gal!
Not Blanche. While fun and naughty with a reputation for her sexy ways, it’s too much of a cliched selection.
Not Dorothy. The voice alone would make my doodle droop and give me flashbacks to her appearance in Malcom in the Middle.
Not Sophia. Tempting sure, as she looks a little like that female gremlin frim G2 (don’t pretend you don’t remember) and seems to have a dominant side. However, unless she is package deal with Dorothy, then the clear winner for me...
Rose, sweet Rose. Innocent, but you can also tell she’d be playful. Plus, she was a farm girl and the milking experience would come in handy ( pun intended and provided she moisturises those dry liver spotted hands first).
So, lads and ladies (it is 2020 after all), who is your choice?
Don’t be greedy and say all fours, because when I play that fantasy in my head my willy barely hits fresh air before the girls look like they’ve been attacked by the Stuff Puff Marshmallow man!
ok im waaaay behind here. who are the golden girls
You have to google it, then thank me
what in the name of jaysus. yeah im just gonna stick with my dreams of travis fimmel, tom hardy and henry cavill thanks lol
So repressed. Don't kink shame and lay your conflicted feelings of GG love one me.
ha ha ha ill leave you with your fantasies of the GG and ill stick with mine
I’m a bit pissed that I wasn’t on your list. I thought we were pals.
Cant be telling you all my secrets my dear rhett. Wouldnt want you getting a (ahem) big head
Looks like I’ll be buying a superman costume and you’ll be getting a perm and a blue rinse.
Well my hair is a shade of silver now will that do?"
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By *ornyfireCouple
over a year ago
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"I actually loved Golden girls but they were like soooooooo old lol and I'm still only 21
Jesus, the show premiered before you were born. Your just making me feel old now. Thanks
That's 21 "fab" years
Those fab ages are the best, aren’t they. Sucks they can’t be redeemed in real life "
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"I actually loved Golden girls but they were like soooooooo old lol and I'm still only 21
Jesus, the show premiered before you were born. Your just making me feel old now. Thanks
That's 21 "fab" years
Those fab ages are the best, aren’t they. Sucks they can’t be redeemed in real life
Just wish we'd know known before we signed up, naively did the whole honest thing "
Some people use fab like a delorian |
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By *ornyfireCouple
over a year ago
Middle Earth |
"I actually loved Golden girls but they were like soooooooo old lol and I'm still only 21
Jesus, the show premiered before you were born. Your just making me feel old now. Thanks
That's 21 "fab" years
Those fab ages are the best, aren’t they. Sucks they can’t be redeemed in real life
Just wish we'd know known before we signed up, naively did the whole honest thing
Some people use fab like a delorian "
Had to Google Delorian.... I really am only 21 trapped in 40 Yr old body |
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Anyone ever see the episode, or at least the footage, of Tarantino in GG doing an Elvis dance?
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"I actually loved Golden girls but they were like soooooooo old lol and I'm still only 21
Jesus, the show premiered before you were born. Your just making me feel old now. Thanks
That's 21 "fab" years
Those fab ages are the best, aren’t they. Sucks they can’t be redeemed in real life
Just wish we'd know known before we signed up, naively did the whole honest thing
Some people use fab like a delorian
Had to Google Delorian.... I really am only 21 trapped in 40 Yr old body "
These is a while ‘film’ genre dedicated to a variation of that predicament
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"Anyone ever see the episode, or at least the footage, of Tarantino in GG doing an Elvis dance?
Weird....very very weird even by Tarantino's standards of weird."
I actually hated the show. Was too young to get the references and bored me, but I’m going to have to YouTube that. Random AF |
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"Like all red blooded males, I get hard when an episode of The Golden Girls is on the telly.
Like you, my mind wanders as I begin to pleasure myself while imagining that I’m back in the late 80s and in Miami and about the knock on the door of the sexiest geriatrics since Cocoon.
But then the problem arises, who am I there to visit, who is my fantasy Golden Gal!
Not Blanche. While fun and naughty with a reputation for her sexy ways, it’s too much of a cliched selection.
Not Dorothy. The voice alone would make my doodle droop and give me flashbacks to her appearance in Malcom in the Middle.
Not Sophia. Tempting sure, as she looks a little like that female gremlin frim G2 (don’t pretend you don’t remember) and seems to have a dominant side. However, unless she is package deal with Dorothy, then the clear winner for me...
Rose, sweet Rose. Innocent, but you can also tell she’d be playful. Plus, she was a farm girl and the milking experience would come in handy ( pun intended and provided she moisturises those dry liver spotted hands first).
So, lads and ladies (it is 2020 after all), who is your choice?
Don’t be greedy and say all fours, because when I play that fantasy in my head my willy barely hits fresh air before the girls look like they’ve been attacked by the Stuff Puff Marshmallow man!
ok im waaaay behind here. who are the golden girls"
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"I actually loved Golden girls but they were like soooooooo old lol and I'm still only 21
Jesus, the show premiered before you were born. Your just making me feel old now. Thanks
That's 21 "fab" years
Those fab ages are the best, aren’t they. Sucks they can’t be redeemed in real life
Just wish we'd know known before we signed up, naively did the whole honest thing
Some people use fab like a delorian
Had to Google Delorian.... I really am only 21 trapped in 40 Yr old body
These is a while ‘film’ genre dedicated to a variation of that predicament
Seriously, you didn’t get the BTTF reference? Your the perfect age!"
I was going to say a blonde moment but wouldn't want to offend the other blondes....so I'm blaming a senior moment |
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"I actually loved Golden girls but they were like soooooooo old lol and I'm still only 21
Jesus, the show premiered before you were born. Your just making me feel old now. Thanks
That's 21 "fab" years
Those fab ages are the best, aren’t they. Sucks they can’t be redeemed in real life
Just wish we'd know known before we signed up, naively did the whole honest thing
Some people use fab like a delorian
Had to Google Delorian.... I really am only 21 trapped in 40 Yr old body
These is a while ‘film’ genre dedicated to a variation of that predicament
Seriously, you didn’t get the BTTF reference? Your the perfect age!
I was going to say a blonde moment but wouldn't want to offend the other blondes....so I'm blaming a senior moment "
Yeah, it’s tough to trying to walk the PC tightrope now!
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"Like all red blooded males, I get hard when an episode of The Golden Girls is on the telly.
Like you, my mind wanders as I begin to pleasure myself while imagining that I’m back in the late 80s and in Miami and about the knock on the door of the sexiest geriatrics since Cocoon.
But then the problem arises, who am I there to visit, who is my fantasy Golden Gal!
Not Blanche. While fun and naughty with a reputation for her sexy ways, it’s too much of a cliched selection.
Not Dorothy. The voice alone would make my doodle droop and give me flashbacks to her appearance in Malcom in the Middle.
Not Sophia. Tempting sure, as she looks a little like that female gremlin frim G2 (don’t pretend you don’t remember) and seems to have a dominant side. However, unless she is package deal with Dorothy, then the clear winner for me...
Rose, sweet Rose. Innocent, but you can also tell she’d be playful. Plus, she was a farm girl and the milking experience would come in handy ( pun intended and provided she moisturises those dry liver spotted hands first).
So, lads and ladies (it is 2020 after all), who is your choice?
Don’t be greedy and say all fours, because when I play that fantasy in my head my willy barely hits fresh air before the girls look like they’ve been attacked by the Stuff Puff Marshmallow man!"
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"Like all red blooded males, I get hard when an episode of The Golden Girls is on the telly.
Like you, my mind wanders as I begin to pleasure myself while imagining that I’m back in the late 80s and in Miami and about the knock on the door of the sexiest geriatrics since Cocoon.
But then the problem arises, who am I there to visit, who is my fantasy Golden Gal!
Not Blanche. While fun and naughty with a reputation for her sexy ways, it’s too much of a cliched selection.
Not Dorothy. The voice alone would make my doodle droop and give me flashbacks to her appearance in Malcom in the Middle.
Not Sophia. Tempting sure, as she looks a little like that female gremlin frim G2 (don’t pretend you don’t remember) and seems to have a dominant side. However, unless she is package deal with Dorothy, then the clear winner for me...
Rose, sweet Rose. Innocent, but you can also tell she’d be playful. Plus, she was a farm girl and the milking experience would come in handy ( pun intended and provided she moisturises those dry liver spotted hands first).
So, lads and ladies (it is 2020 after all), who is your choice?
Don’t be greedy and say all fours, because when I play that fantasy in my head my willy barely hits fresh air before the girls look like they’ve been attacked by the Stuff Puff Marshmallow man!
Mrs prefers compo from last of the summer wine "
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"Anyone ever see the episode, or at least the footage, of Tarantino in GG doing an Elvis dance?
Weird....very very weird even by Tarantino's standards of weird.
I actually hated the show. Was too young to get the references and bored me, but I’m going to have to YouTube that. Random AF"
I heard about it during a QT interview and he was asked about it. Basically said it was before he got a break and he needed money. Sounded like anything within the tv/movie business would interest him if it paid.....and when I say anything he was always closely linked to weinstein's company  |
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