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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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HELP!!
I've tried waxing with candle wax now my bits are stuck to the bed.
I'm afraid to reheat the wax not only because of the damage I've done and I could make worse but also I'm afraid I'll set the matress alite ........ any ideas ...HELP !  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Rub your legs together and the friction generated heat will melt the wax.
Might burn the bollocks off you too mind  "
I cant it's the back of my sack stuck to the matress , I've tried to lift myself up but I cant it's a king size one ...... the matress that is  |
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"jaysus dont be a beeotch and just yank em off
Sounds like most would be left behind he must have used a lot of wax #hairyasagoat "
well at least hell have a nice smooth patch after the skin graft |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is there anyone around maybe if someone could scrap the wax with a kitchen knife that might work ? 
I'd volunteer but you're not looking for single men  "
It's a delicate job ..... definitely needs a ladys touch  |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
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"Is there anyone around maybe if someone could scrap the wax with a kitchen knife that might work ?
I'd volunteer but you're not looking for single men
It's a delicate job ..... definitely needs a ladys touch "
I've a very blunt rusty knife if that's any good. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is there anyone around maybe if someone could scrap the wax with a kitchen knife that might work ?
I'd volunteer but you're not looking for single men
It's a delicate job ..... definitely needs a ladys touch
I've a very blunt rusty knife if that's any good. "
Once you have a steady hand that what matters most  |
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"Is there anyone around maybe if someone could scrap the wax with a kitchen knife that might work ?
i have a viking neck knife
Why does that not surprise me?  "
Im getting himself a handforged one for anniversary present |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Is there anyone around maybe if someone could scrap the wax with a kitchen knife that might work ?
I'd volunteer but you're not looking for single men
It's a delicate job ..... definitely needs a ladys touch
I've a very blunt rusty knife if that's any good.
Once you have a steady hand that what matters most "
Hmm just a slight tremor |
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"Is there anyone around maybe if someone could scrap the wax with a kitchen knife that might work ?
I'd volunteer but you're not looking for single men
It's a delicate job ..... definitely needs a ladys touch
I've a very blunt rusty knife if that's any good.
Once you have a steady hand that what matters most "
I've a steady handy and a cheese grater |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Is there anyone around maybe if someone could scrap the wax with a kitchen knife that might work ?
I'd volunteer but you're not looking for single men
It's a delicate job ..... definitely needs a ladys touch
I've a very blunt rusty knife if that's any good.
Once you have a steady hand that what matters most
I've a steady handy and a cheese grater "
Ouchhhhh |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Not sure if this let's have fun thread is healthy, only a question of time and we have a stuck cucumber due to a anal cramp thread.
Actually DH funny you should said that "
Now a grater could definitely help you with that BM or an apple corer might be even better |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sure if this let's have fun thread is healthy, only a question of time and we have a stuck cucumber due to a anal cramp thread. "
What's funniest for me is the number of angry people |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"Not sure if this let's have fun thread is healthy, only a question of time and we have a stuck cucumber due to a anal cramp thread.
Actually DH funny you should said that
Now a grater could definitely help you with that BM or an apple corer might be even better "
Yeah you've to be careful with the latter not to push it in further. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So your status says your off to donabate ...how did you get the matress and yer hairy ball sack in the car ? And have you gone to the beach to try the chinese burn method in the sand dunes ? So many unanswered questions ... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So your status says your off to donabate ...how did you get the matress and yer hairy ball sack in the car ? And have you gone to the beach to try the chinese burn method in the sand dunes ? So many unanswered questions ..."
I picked away at the wax , it took time but I just about managed it ... I feel like Andy Dufresne now and know how he felt on that stormy night when he climb through that pipe .
Unlike Andy there was no lake near by so I've headed out to Donabate to throw my arms in the air and scream " Freedom" just like Mel Gibson in Trim Castle
Hope that answers all your questions |
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