Anyone ever hear his collection of alternative songs or ever see him live when he toured in Ireland?
I believe he’s retired now but I just listened to a few of his classics this week and they are as funny as ever.
“Do ya fuck in first dates”, “Hey Santa Claus you c**t” and Dicktaphone... you just can’t get good original wholesome songs like that any more...  |
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Hes brilliant, we had tickets booked to see him last March in Dublin but it got cancelled because of bloody Covid
My favourite one is "Don't Touch Your Sister Shes Mine"  |
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"Anyone ever hear his collection of alternative songs or ever see him live when he toured in Ireland?
I believe he’s retired now but I just listened to a few of his classics this week and they are as funny as ever.
“Do ya fuck in first dates”, “Hey Santa Claus you c**t” and Dicktaphone... you just can’t get good original wholesome songs like that any more... "
I have to say that I honestly never expected to see a post about Kevin ‘Bloody’ Wilson on an Irish swing site
As kids, one of my mates brothers would let us listen to his KBW cassettes and we would sit there howling because they are just so crude and rude. Honestly surprised his stuff can be played as it was not PC in the 90s and in Australia, which is saying something! |
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"Anyone ever hear his collection of alternative songs or ever see him live when he toured in Ireland?
I believe he’s retired now but I just listened to a few of his classics this week and they are as funny as ever.
“Do ya fuck in first dates”, “Hey Santa Claus you c**t” and Dicktaphone... you just can’t get good original wholesome songs like that any more...
I have to say that I honestly never expected to see a post about Kevin ‘Bloody’ Wilson on an Irish swing site
As kids, one of my mates brothers would let us listen to his KBW cassettes and we would sit there howling because they are just so crude and rude. Honestly surprised his stuff can be played as it was not PC in the 90s and in Australia, which is saying something!"
Kaizer koncurs.... He was funny 20 years ago surely its PC gone wrong now! |
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Saw him in UL a good few years back. A group of us went together and were a few mins late arriving with seats right down the front. It was a walk of shame he stopped everything when he saw us coming in, waited until we were seated ... stared for a minute and then said nice of you c**** to show up.. |
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"What a coincidence, I just heard "Double decker dog" for the first time today and I can't wait to use that phrase in public"
Lol what kind of conversations are you having where you're expecting to use the phrase. |
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"What a coincidence, I just heard "Double decker dog" for the first time today and I can't wait to use that phrase in public
Lol what kind of conversations are you having where you're expecting to use the phrase."
The kind where I change the topic very quickly by pointing and saying look at that double decker dog |
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"Anyone ever hear his collection of alternative songs or ever see him live when he toured in Ireland?
I believe he’s retired now but I just listened to a few of his classics this week and they are as funny as ever.
“Do ya fuck in first dates”, “Hey Santa Claus you c**t” and Dicktaphone... you just can’t get good original wholesome songs like that any more... "
Coarse and vulgar... Not a fan! |
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Never heard of him before but gave a listen on spotify.
Sounds like an Ozzy Richie Kavanagh
Although, that song "The Pubic Hair" has some Chinese impersonations that sound pretty racist today. But sure that was the 90's for ya |
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"Never heard of him before but gave a listen on spotify.
Sounds like an Ozzy Richie Kavanagh
Although, that song "The Pubic Hair" has some Chinese impersonations that sound pretty racist today. But sure that was the 90's for ya"
Yeah hes exactly like him lol.
If you think that was the low point you should have listened to "poofters" |
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"Anyone ever hear his collection of alternative songs or ever see him live when he toured in Ireland?
I believe he’s retired now but I just listened to a few of his classics this week and they are as funny as ever.
“Do ya fuck in first dates”, “Hey Santa Claus you c**t” and Dicktaphone... you just can’t get good original wholesome songs like that any more... "
“ Where’s me f~~~ink bike? Iv opened all the other shit and there’s nothing here I like “.
Bloody brilliant stuff. |
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Quite often when encountering an Aussie girl if out , would enquire if her father owned a brewery ?
Occasionally I would get a blank look...
Other occasions I'd be told no he doesnt. ..no I wont show you my tits and no I dont fuck on first dates.. |
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"Quite often when encountering an Aussie girl if out , would enquire if her father owned a brewery ?
Occasionally I would get a blank look...
Other occasions I'd be told no he doesnt. ..no I wont show you my tits and no I dont fuck on first dates.."
Brilliant..! |
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