"Clean the house, shopping, getting dinner ready, have a cup of tea in blessed peace
Apart from the obvious, anyone do meets while the house is empty! "
We personally wouldnt have random strangers in our house |
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"Clean the house, shopping, getting dinner ready, have a cup of tea in blessed peace
Apart from the obvious, anyone do meets while the house is empty! "
What was the point in asking what they get up to if you're just going to disregard the first answer you get?
Maybe ask the question you actually want answered first next time.  |
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Once I’m shot of the rugrats I strip naked and have a long leisurely soak in a bubble bath, sipping a mimosa and using the shower attachment to reach every single part of me. It’s simply devine. Once that’s done I oil myself all over with the most seductively spicy and fragrant oils. Then it’s full sexy make up and hair. On then to trying a few looks for the day, preening and posing in front of the mirror. Normally I settle on something simple like a push up bra, lacy thong, stockings, suspenders and heels wrapped in a slinky chemise. Once thats all done I recline on my bed made with fresh silk sheets waiting to be pleasured by some fab friend or other. As the influencers might say, living my best life  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Once I’m shot of the rugrats I strip naked and have a long leisurely soak in a bubble bath, sipping a mimosa and using the shower attachment to reach every single part of me. It’s simply devine. Once that’s done I oil myself all over with the most seductively spicy and fragrant oils. Then it’s full sexy make up and hair. On then to trying a few looks for the day, preening and posing in front of the mirror. Normally I settle on something simple like a push up bra, lacy thong, stockings, suspenders and heels wrapped in a slinky chemise. Once thats all done I recline on my bed made with fresh silk sheets waiting to be pleasured by some fab friend or other. As the influencers might say, living my best life "
Deeeelicious sarcasm
Also sounds exactly like my day once they pop off.  |
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"Once I’m shot of the rugrats I strip naked and have a long leisurely soak in a bubble bath, sipping a mimosa and using the shower attachment to reach every single part of me. It’s simply devine. Once that’s done I oil myself all over with the most seductively spicy and fragrant oils. Then it’s full sexy make up and hair. On then to trying a few looks for the day, preening and posing in front of the mirror. Normally I settle on something simple like a push up bra, lacy thong, stockings, suspenders and heels wrapped in a slinky chemise. Once thats all done I recline on my bed made with fresh silk sheets waiting to be pleasured by some fab friend or other. As the influencers might say, living my best life "
you looking a scrubber  |
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By *edknobsMan
over a year ago
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"Once I’m shot of the rugrats I strip naked and have a long leisurely soak in a bubble bath, sipping a mimosa and using the shower attachment to reach every single part of me. It’s simply devine. Once that’s done I oil myself all over with the most seductively spicy and fragrant oils. Then it’s full sexy make up and hair. On then to trying a few looks for the day, preening and posing in front of the mirror. Normally I settle on something simple like a push up bra, lacy thong, stockings, suspenders and heels wrapped in a slinky chemise. Once thats all done I recline on my bed made with fresh silk sheets waiting to be pleasured by some fab friend or other. As the influencers might say, living my best life "
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What does Bea get up to when you're at that |
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"Once I’m shot of the rugrats I strip naked and have a long leisurely soak in a bubble bath, sipping a mimosa and using the shower attachment to reach every single part of me. It’s simply devine. Once that’s done I oil myself all over with the most seductively spicy and fragrant oils. Then it’s full sexy make up and hair. On then to trying a few looks for the day, preening and posing in front of the mirror. Normally I settle on something simple like a push up bra, lacy thong, stockings, suspenders and heels wrapped in a slinky chemise. Once thats all done I recline on my bed made with fresh silk sheets waiting to be pleasured by some fab friend or other. As the influencers might say, living my best life "
The sarcasm award goes to |
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By *ateniteCouple
over a year ago
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"Clean the house, shopping, getting dinner ready, have a cup of tea in blessed peace
Apart from the obvious, anyone do meets while the house is empty!
What was the point in asking what they get up to if you're just going to disregard the first answer you get?
Maybe ask the question you actually want answered first next time. "
Yep, I think he has a fantasy in his head rather than the reality of what actually happens. |
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"So what do all the mothers get up to while kids are at school
Chat to Kaizer 
There ya go again
Swelled head and not the lower one "
you jealous he's not chatting to you . You do like to give digs....if you don't like what he says slide on.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So what do all the mothers get up to while kids are at school
Chat to Kaizer
There ya go again
Swelled head and not the lower one "
Seriously!? Again???
Do you just come onto this forum to troll Kaizer?
Your posts smack of jealously and small man syndrome!
Now play Kaizer's goddam music  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So what do all the mothers get up to while kids are at school
Chat to Kaizer
There ya go again
Swelled head and not the lower one
Ahh youre fan club is here kaizer lol"
It's so fucking weird!
The Count wakes up....
(in a transylvanian accent)
"Ah I must check Kaizer's posts. One ah ha ha ha. Two ah ha ha ha. Three ah ha ha ha"
Mammy count shouts up the stairs.
"How many soldiers do you want with your eggs Countie?"
"One ah ha ha ha. Two ah ha ha ha."
*Types Kaizer is sad.
And toddles off to the local park to wank off on the pigeons!
Get home from a hard day's masterbation
"Ah I must check Kaizer's posts again. One ah ha ha ha. Two ah ha ha ha. Three ah ha ha ha. Four ah ha ha ha"
*Mulls to himself - "Some day when I grow up I wanna be awesome just like the Manbeast!"
*Types again and inserts emojis
Part of this is so goddam weird, the rest is comical  |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"So what do all the mothers get up to while kids are at school
Chat to Kaizer
There ya go again
Swelled head and not the lower one "
Count do you target women like this or just a man
It's actual harassment and I'm embarrassed for you |
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"So what do all the mothers get up to while kids are at school
Chat to Kaizer
There ya go again
Swelled head and not the lower one
Ahh youre fan club is here kaizer lol
It's so fucking weird!
The Count wakes up....
(in a transylvanian accent)
"Ah I must check Kaizer's posts. One ah ha ha ha. Two ah ha ha ha. Three ah ha ha ha"
Mammy count shouts up the stairs.
"How many soldiers do you want with your eggs Countie?"
"One ah ha ha ha. Two ah ha ha ha."
*Types Kaizer is sad.
And toddles off to the local park to wank off on the pigeons!
Get home from a hard day's masterbation
"Ah I must check Kaizer's posts again. One ah ha ha ha. Two ah ha ha ha. Three ah ha ha ha. Four ah ha ha ha"
*Mulls to himself - "Some day when I grow up I wanna be awesome just like the Manbeast!"
*Types again and inserts emojis
Part of this is so goddam weird, the rest is comical "
You forgot the blah blah blah |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So what do all the mothers get up to while kids are at school
Chat to Kaizer
There ya go again
Swelled head and not the lower one you jealous he's not chatting to you . You do like to give digs....if you don't like what he says slide on.... "
The lady knows!
If a female user was subject to this constant trolling said troll would be banned!
It is weird beyond belief |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So what do all the mothers get up to while kids are at school
Chat to Kaizer
There ya go again
Swelled head and not the lower one
Count do you target women like this or just a man
It's actual harassment and I'm embarrassed for you "
It's insane behaviour from a middle aged man! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So what do all the mothers get up to while kids are at school
Chat to Kaizer
There ya go again
Swelled head and not the lower one
Ahh youre fan club is here kaizer lol
It's so fucking weird!
The Count wakes up....
(in a transylvanian accent)
"Ah I must check Kaizer's posts. One ah ha ha ha. Two ah ha ha ha. Three ah ha ha ha"
Mammy count shouts up the stairs.
"How many soldiers do you want with your eggs Countie?"
"One ah ha ha ha. Two ah ha ha ha."
*Types Kaizer is sad.
And toddles off to the local park to wank off on the pigeons!
Get home from a hard day's masterbation
"Ah I must check Kaizer's posts again. One ah ha ha ha. Two ah ha ha ha. Three ah ha ha ha. Four ah ha ha ha"
*Mulls to himself - "Some day when I grow up I wanna be awesome just like the Manbeast!"
*Types again and inserts emojis
Part of this is so goddam weird, the rest is comical
You forgot the blah blah blah "
One blah blah blah
Two blah blah blah
And so on  |
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"So what do all the mothers get up to while kids are at school
Chat to Kaizer
There ya go again
Swelled head and not the lower one
Ahh youre fan club is here kaizer lol
It's so fucking weird!
The Count wakes up....
(in a transylvanian accent)
"Ah I must check Kaizer's posts. One ah ha ha ha. Two ah ha ha ha. Three ah ha ha ha"
Mammy count shouts up the stairs.
"How many soldiers do you want with your eggs Countie?"
"One ah ha ha ha. Two ah ha ha ha."
*Types Kaizer is sad.
And toddles off to the local park to wank off on the pigeons!
Get home from a hard day's masterbation
"Ah I must check Kaizer's posts again. One ah ha ha ha. Two ah ha ha ha. Three ah ha ha ha. Four ah ha ha ha"
*Mulls to himself - "Some day when I grow up I wanna be awesome just like the Manbeast!"
*Types again and inserts emojis
Part of this is so goddam weird, the rest is comical
You forgot the blah blah blah
One blah blah blah
Two blah blah blah
And so on "
Ha ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So what do all the mothers get up to while kids are at school
Chat to Kaizer
There ya go again
Swelled head and not the lower one
Ahh youre fan club is here kaizer lol
It's so fucking weird!
The Count wakes up....
(in a transylvanian accent)
"Ah I must check Kaizer's posts. One ah ha ha ha. Two ah ha ha ha. Three ah ha ha ha"
Mammy count shouts up the stairs.
"How many soldiers do you want with your eggs Countie?"
"One ah ha ha ha. Two ah ha ha ha."
*Types Kaizer is sad.
And toddles off to the local park to wank off on the pigeons!
Get home from a hard day's masterbation
"Ah I must check Kaizer's posts again. One ah ha ha ha. Two ah ha ha ha. Three ah ha ha ha. Four ah ha ha ha"
*Mulls to himself - "Some day when I grow up I wanna be awesome just like the Manbeast!"
*Types again and inserts emojis
Part of this is so goddam weird, the rest is comical
You forgot the blah blah blah
One blah blah blah
Two blah blah blah
And so on "
Ahhh come on now lads.... Poor fella has his room wall papered in kaizer pics.... He's got little pleasure in life... Let him have his wee min of satisfaction... :0 obv joking... Wank off somewhere else count... jade |
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