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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

A bit controversial maybe but fuck it. One of my favourites would be

"She/He is as dull as dishwater"

And yes it would apply for some folks on this site.

Any for yourselves?

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast

Thick as pigshit

Gobshite

Thick as two short planks

Not the full shilling

Nutty as a fruitcake

Lift doesn't go to the top floor

Thundering bitch

Few slices short of a loaf

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Thick as pigshit

Gobshite

Thick as two short planks

Not the full shilling

Nutty as a fruitcake

Lift doesn't go to the top floor

Thundering bitch

Few slices short of a loaf

"

Never heard the last one before lol that's brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If brains were bird shit you would have a very clean cage...... The mouth was in gear but the brain was in neutral...... The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some Bollox!

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast

As useless as tits on a bull

Wouldn't work in a fit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If there was work in the bed, you'd sleep on the floor.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Creepy dipshit is Kaizer's new favourite

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By *lavemale66Man  over a year ago

Cap d'Agde

The light is on but nobody is at home

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When I lived in the US there was this crazy old guy that was always in our local bar. One day he said to us...

"you irish... You're just young, dumb and full of cum!"

I still remember it nearly 25 years later!!

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast


"When I lived in the US there was this crazy old guy that was always in our local bar. One day he said to us...

"you irish... You're just young, dumb and full of cum!"

I still remember it nearly 25 years later!! "

That's what the Irish and Brits said about the Yanks stationed over here during WWII. It's that old

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If brains were bird shit you would have a very clean cage...... The mouth was in gear but the brain was in neutral...... The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead... "

Never heard of the clean cage one before!

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By *rmrs1234Couple  over a year ago

Waterford

Absolute cuntwaffle

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan  over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

Few cards short of a deck

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When I lived in the US there was this crazy old guy that was always in our local bar. One day he said to us...

"you irish... You're just young, dumb and full of cum!"

I still remember it nearly 25 years later!!

That's what the Irish and Brits said about the Yanks stationed over here during WWII. It's that old"

it's one of those insults that can be passed from generation to generation!!

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By *P_80Man  over a year ago

Waterford

Dehydrated sperm bubble

Ingrown wart on a camel's bollocks

Two classics that have stuck with me since primary school

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By *ed_AliceWoman  over a year ago

Belfast

As useful as a chocolate teapot/fireguard

Cockwomble

Douchecanoe

Wankstain

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As useful as a chocolate teapot/fireguard

Cockwomble

Douchecanoe

Wankstain"

Wankstain is amazing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

As tick as bottled shit

She has a face like a melted Wellington

As tick as 2 ditches

You're about as useful as a lighthouse in a bog

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By *heeky_BudgieMan  over a year ago

Belfast

If beauty’s skin deep, you must be inside out.

I coulda been yer da, but a wee dug beat me up the stairs.

As thick as shit in the neck of a bottle.

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