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"Kaizer is a virgin
Kaizer is not a virgin
Kaizer is a virgin
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All lies, obviously
I've been tied up and fingered in public
I've had a gangbang organised by a past boyfriend
I've masturbated in the back seat of a Bus Eireann bus |
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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago
North West, Outer Letterkenny area |
"Kaizer is a virgin
Kaizer is not a virgin
Kaizer is a virgin
All lies, obviously
I've been tied up and fingered in public
I've had a gangbang organised by a past boyfriend
I've masturbated in the back seat of a Bus Eireann bus "
I'm going to go with the gangbang as a lie. Though I wonder if the fingering is true but the tied up part may be a lie. |
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"Kaizer is a virgin
Kaizer is not a virgin
Kaizer is a virgin
All lies, obviously
I've been tied up and fingered in public
I've had a gangbang organised by a past boyfriend
I've masturbated in the back seat of a Bus Eireann bus
I'm going to go with the gangbang as a lie. Though I wonder if the fingering is true but the tied up part may be a lie. "
Correct! Gangbang is a lie  |
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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago
North West, Outer Letterkenny area |
"Kaizer is a virgin
Kaizer is not a virgin
Kaizer is a virgin
All lies, obviously
I've been tied up and fingered in public
I've had a gangbang organised by a past boyfriend
I've masturbated in the back seat of a Bus Eireann bus
I'm going to go with the gangbang as a lie. Though I wonder if the fingering is true but the tied up part may be a lie.
Correct! Gangbang is a lie "
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over a year ago
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1 - I once slipped during sex in the shower and knocked myself out.
2 - I used to have a job that was essentially rating porn.
3 - I had sex in the zoo (not with an animal, with a person) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1 - I once slipped during sex in the shower and knocked myself out.
2 - I used to have a job that was essentially rating porn.
3 - I had sex in the zoo (not with an animal, with a person)"
I'm going with the first one as false? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1 - I once slipped during sex in the shower and knocked myself out.
2 - I used to have a job that was essentially rating porn.
3 - I had sex in the zoo (not with an animal, with a person)
I'm going with the first one as false? "
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Gretel here,
I've had an orgasm driving a motorbike at 160mph
I've had sex on a diving board on a public pier.
I'm a member of the mile high club.
Hansel,
I've had sex with more men than Gretel has.
I've been in an all male threesome.
I've been to more sex clubs than Gretel has.
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Gretel here,
I've had an orgasm driving a motorbike at 160mph
I've had sex on a diving board on a public pier.
I'm a member of the mile high club.
Hansel,
I've had sex with more men than Gretel has.
I've been in an all male threesome.
I've been to more sex clubs than Gretel has.
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Gretel...motorbike at 160 mph but only because Id wet myself at that speed on a motorbike so not in a good way
Hansel....sex clubs |
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
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1.Got caught up in a duvet as I went to get outa bed and broke two toes..
2.Caught in the state of undress by a priest in a church carpark..
3.Use Chocolate body paint once and he'd a bad allergic reaction..  |
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"1.Got caught up in a duvet as I went to get outa bed and broke two toes..
2.Caught in the state of undress by a priest in a church carpark..
3.Use Chocolate body paint once and he'd a bad allergic reaction.. "
2 is a lie |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"1.Got caught up in a duvet as I went to get outa bed and broke two toes..
2.Caught in the state of undress by a priest in a church carpark..
3.Use Chocolate body paint once and he'd a bad allergic reaction.. "
I'm trying to imagine your boobs covered in chocolate body paint....possibly the biggest Easter eggs you could ever see |
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
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"1.Got caught up in a duvet as I went to get outa bed and broke two toes..
2.Caught in the state of undress by a priest in a church carpark..
3.Use Chocolate body paint once and he'd a bad allergic reaction.. "
1. Is the lie I actually broke my wrist  |
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By *oserMan
over a year ago
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1. Ended up with 5 stitches on my cock caused by a diamond ring
2. During my college years I once Woke up with a face covered in blood having had d*unken sex/oral during the night and didn't realise until at breakfast with her and my flatmate
3. Got locked out of my car naked after having sex and we both got out to pee |
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
The pub then supermacs ... |
"1. Ended up with 5 stitches on my cock caused by a diamond ring
2. During my college years I once Woke up with a face covered in blood having had d*unken sex/oral during the night and didn't realise until at breakfast with her and my flatmate
3. Got locked out of my car naked after having sex and we both got out to pee"
Going to go with the lie is 3 |
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By *oserMan
over a year ago
where the wild roses grow |
"1. Ended up with 5 stitches on my cock caused by a diamond ring
2. During my college years I once Woke up with a face covered in blood having had d*unken sex/oral during the night and didn't realise until at breakfast with her and my flatmate
3. Got locked out of my car naked after having sex and we both got out to pee
Going to go with the lie is 3"
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"1. Ended up with 5 stitches on my cock caused by a diamond ring
2. During my college years I once Woke up with a face covered in blood having had d*unken sex/oral during the night and didn't realise until at breakfast with her and my flatmate
3. Got locked out of my car naked after having sex and we both got out to pee"
Oh I thought it was number 1 as I didn't think you would fit 5 stitches there |
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By *oserMan
over a year ago
where the wild roses grow |
"1. Ended up with 5 stitches on my cock caused by a diamond ring
2. During my college years I once Woke up with a face covered in blood having had d*unken sex/oral during the night and didn't realise until at breakfast with her and my flatmate
3. Got locked out of my car naked after having sex and we both got out to pee
Oh I thought it was number 1 as I didn't think you would fit 5 stitches there "
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"1. Ended up with 5 stitches on my cock caused by a diamond ring
2. During my college years I once Woke up with a face covered in blood having had d*unken sex/oral during the night and didn't realise until at breakfast with her and my flatmate
3. Got locked out of my car naked after having sex and we both got out to pee
Oh I thought it was number 1 as I didn't think you would fit 5 stitches there
Cheeky mare "
Ouch re diamond ring btw |
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By *oserMan
over a year ago
where the wild roses grow |
1. got thrown out of a bnb for being too noisy
2. Went out with a twin, didn't shag her. Had a one nighter with her sis a few months later and shagged.
Met an older lady a few years previous and shagged, discovered she was their mum about a year later when my pal told me
3. Got caught by guards receiving a bj while parked in a layby |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"1. got thrown out of a bnb for being too noisy
2. Went out with a twin, didn't shag her. Had a one nighter with her sis a few months later and shagged.
Met an older lady a few years previous and shagged, discovered she was their mum about a year later when my pal told me
3. Got caught by guards receiving a bj while parked in a layby"
2 couldn't be made up so 1 is the lie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"During intimate relations I was asked to be the following....call it role play.
1. A farmer
2. A fireman.
3. A priest.
????
1 is the lie "
Nope...50/50 left... |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"During intimate relations I was asked to be the following....call it role play.
1. A farmer
2. A fireman.
3. A priest.
????
1 is the lie
Nope...50/50 left... "
3 has to be the lie..unless they like fleabag |
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By *oserMan
over a year ago
where the wild roses grow |
"1. got thrown out of a bnb for being too noisy
2. Went out with a twin, didn't shag her. Had a one nighter with her sis a few months later and shagged.
Met an older lady a few years previous and shagged, discovered she was their mum about a year later when my pal told me
3. Got caught by guards receiving a bj while parked in a layby
2 couldn't be made up so 1 is the lie "
Nope |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"1. got thrown out of a bnb for being too noisy
2. Went out with a twin, didn't shag her. Had a one nighter with her sis a few months later and shagged.
Met an older lady a few years previous and shagged, discovered she was their mum about a year later when my pal told me
3. Got caught by guards receiving a bj while parked in a layby
2 couldn't be made up so 1 is the lie
Nope"
3 is the lie |
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
The pub then supermacs ... |
"1. got thrown out of a bnb for being too noisy
2. Went out with a twin, didn't shag her. Had a one nighter with her sis a few months later and shagged.
Met an older lady a few years previous and shagged, discovered she was their mum about a year later when my pal told me
3. Got caught by guards receiving a bj while parked in a layby
2 couldn't be made up so 1 is the lie
Nope"
2 is the lie |
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By *oserMan
over a year ago
where the wild roses grow |
"1. got thrown out of a bnb for being too noisy
2. Went out with a twin, didn't shag her. Had a one nighter with her sis a few months later and shagged.
Met an older lady a few years previous and shagged, discovered she was their mum about a year later when my pal told me
3. Got caught by guards receiving a bj while parked in a layby
2 couldn't be made up so 1 is the lie
Nope
3 is the lie "
Yep |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"1. got thrown out of a bnb for being too noisy
2. Went out with a twin, didn't shag her. Had a one nighter with her sis a few months later and shagged.
Met an older lady a few years previous and shagged, discovered she was their mum about a year later when my pal told me
3. Got caught by guards receiving a bj while parked in a layby
2 couldn't be made up so 1 is the lie
Nope
3 is the lie
Yep "
2 is so unusual you couldn't make it up |
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"During intimate relations I was asked to be the following....call it role play.
1. A farmer
2. A fireman.
3. A priest.
????
1 is the lie
Nope...50/50 left...
3 is the lie"
So near but yet so far away...lol
Fireman was to Porky lolly... |
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
The pub then supermacs ... |
1.Had a one night stand with a lad id met in a club didn't find out till the next morning he didn't speak english he was german..
2.Broke the leg off a bed in a b&b during sex and had to pay..
3.Had sex in the woods with a fellow fabber and got bit all over by ant's..
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
The pub then supermacs ... |
"Got caught by my father in law getting horny with his daughter
Got caught by my mother in law have sex with her daughter
Got caught by my dad having sex with my girlfriend "
2 is the lie |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1.Had a one night stand with a lad id met in a club didn't find out till the next morning he didn't speak english he was german..
2.Broke the leg off a bed in a b&b during sex and had to pay..
3.Had sex in the woods with a fellow fabber and got bit all over by ant's..
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3 is the fib... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"During intimate relations I've been called the following in the throws of passion.
1. My little Sissy sex thing.
2. Daddy.
3. Pat Mustard.
???
3 is the lie "
Nope...lol. 50/50 again for you... |
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
The pub then supermacs ... |
"During intimate relations I've been called the following in the throws of passion.
1. My little Sissy sex thing.
2. Daddy.
3. Pat Mustard.
???
3 is the lie
Nope...lol. 50/50 again for you..."
2 is the lie |
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
The pub then supermacs ... |
"1.Had a one night stand with a lad id met in a club didn't find out till the next morning he didn't speak english he was german..
2.Broke the leg off a bed in a b&b during sex and had to pay..
3.Had sex in the woods with a fellow fabber and got bit all over by ant's..
3 is the fib..."
Nope 2 is the lie |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Got caught by my father in law getting horny with his daughter
Got caught by my mother in law have sex with her daughter
Got caught by my dad having sex with my girlfriend
2 is the lie "
Correct |
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"During intimate relations I've been called the following in the throws of passion.
1. My little Sissy sex thing.
2. Daddy.
3. Pat Mustard.
???
3 is the lie
Nope...lol. 50/50 again for you...
2 is the lie "
She shots she scores and the criwd goes wild...
2 was the lie.... |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"1.Had a one night stand with a lad id met in a club didn't find out till the next morning he didn't speak english he was german..
2.Broke the leg off a bed in a b&b during sex and had to pay..
3.Had sex in the woods with a fellow fabber and got bit all over by ant's..
3 is the fib...
Nope 2 is the lie "
How did he not speak....that must have been some shock when you tried having a conversation the next day |
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
The pub then supermacs ... |
"1.Had a one night stand with a lad id met in a club didn't find out till the next morning he didn't speak english he was german..
2.Broke the leg off a bed in a b&b during sex and had to pay..
3.Had sex in the woods with a fellow fabber and got bit all over by ant's..
3 is the fib...
Nope 2 is the lie
How did he not speak....that must have been some shock when you tried having a conversation the next day "
Don't laugh I taught he was from kerry cause I couldn't understand him |
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"1.Had a one night stand with a lad id met in a club didn't find out till the next morning he didn't speak english he was german..
2.Broke the leg off a bed in a b&b during sex and had to pay..
3.Had sex in the woods with a fellow fabber and got bit all over by ant's..
3 is the fib...
Nope 2 is the lie
How did he not speak....that must have been some shock when you tried having a conversation the next day "
lol... |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"1.Had a one night stand with a lad id met in a club didn't find out till the next morning he didn't speak english he was german..
2.Broke the leg off a bed in a b&b during sex and had to pay..
3.Had sex in the woods with a fellow fabber and got bit all over by ant's..
3 is the fib...
Nope 2 is the lie
How did he not speak....that must have been some shock when you tried having a conversation the next day
Don't laugh I taught he was from kerry cause I couldn't understand him "
I'm fuckin crying laughing falling asleep...funniest story and excuse ever |
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"Gretel here,
I've had an orgasm driving a motorbike at 160mph
I've had sex on a diving board on a public pier.
I'm a member of the mile high club.
Hansel,
I've had sex with more men than Gretel has.
I've been in an all male threesome.
I've been to more sex clubs than Gretel has.
Gretel...motorbike at 160 mph but only because Id wet myself at that speed on a motorbike so not in a good way
Hansel....sex clubs "
Wrong on both counts! |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Gretel here,
I've had an orgasm driving a motorbike at 160mph
I've had sex on a diving board on a public pier.
I'm a member of the mile high club.
Hansel,
I've had sex with more men than Gretel has.
I've been in an all male threesome.
I've been to more sex clubs than Gretel has.
Gretel...motorbike at 160 mph but only because Id wet myself at that speed on a motorbike so not in a good way
Hansel....sex clubs
Wrong on both counts!"
Diving board on a pier
All male 3sum
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"Gretel here,
I've had an orgasm driving a motorbike at 160mph
I've had sex on a diving board on a public pier.
I'm a member of the mile high club.
Hansel,
I've had sex with more men than Gretel has.
I've been in an all male threesome.
I've been to more sex clubs than Gretel has.
Gretel...motorbike at 160 mph but only because Id wet myself at that speed on a motorbike so not in a good way
Hansel....sex clubs
Wrong on both counts!
Diving board on a pier
All male 3sum
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Wrong on both again. No prizes for getting them right third time |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Gretel here,
I've had an orgasm driving a motorbike at 160mph
I've had sex on a diving board on a public pier.
I'm a member of the mile high club.
Hansel,
I've had sex with more men than Gretel has.
I've been in an all male threesome.
I've been to more sex clubs than Gretel has.
Gretel...motorbike at 160 mph but only because Id wet myself at that speed on a motorbike so not in a good way
Hansel....sex clubs
Wrong on both counts!
Diving board on a pier
All male 3sum
Wrong on both again. No prizes for getting them right third time "
Ffs ...no prize ...where's the fun in that |
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"Gretel here,
I've had an orgasm driving a motorbike at 160mph
I've had sex on a diving board on a public pier.
I'm a member of the mile high club.
Hansel,
I've had sex with more men than Gretel has.
I've been in an all male threesome.
I've been to more sex clubs than Gretel has.
Gretel...motorbike at 160 mph but only because Id wet myself at that speed on a motorbike so not in a good way
Hansel....sex clubs
Wrong on both counts!
Diving board on a pier
All male 3sum
Wrong on both again. No prizes for getting them right third time
Ffs ...no prize ...where's the fun in that "
It's a game of skill & intuition.. not a processes of random elimination |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1 I have just one testicle
2. I once had some finger fun
With a lady while she
ordered lunch
3. I list my virginity to a
Woman that was nearly
twice my age.
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"1 I have just one testicle
2. I once had some finger fun
With a lady while she
ordered lunch
3. I list my virginity to a
Woman that was nearly
twice my age.
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Hmm I'm going with 1 as the lie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1 I have just one testicle
2. I once had some finger fun
With a lady while she
ordered lunch
3. I list my virginity to a
Woman that was nearly
twice my age.
Hmm I'm going with 1 as the lie"
Correctamondo |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1 I have just one testicle
2. I once had some finger fun
With a lady while she
ordered lunch
3. I list my virginity to a
Woman that was nearly
twice my age.
Hmm I'm going with 1 as the lie
Correctamondo "
I knew I'd seen them in a pic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1. I only got circumcised last year
2. I haven’t had sex in 3 years
3. My first sexual experience was a threesome
Go!
2 is the lie? "
Wrong! 3 is the lie! |
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When i lived in Newyork years ago on my way home after a night out i recieved a blowjob from a lady sitting in her car while i stood on a fire hydrant(Its illegal to park at a fire hydrant so I think she broke the law lol).
Been with two of my ex sister in laws, fucked one a good few times and when other one was babysitting for us one night when she was 18 she sucked me off and swallowed like a pro.
I have the names of two of my ex girlfriend's tattooed on my chest and one on my back. |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"When i lived in Newyork years ago on my way home after a night out i recieved a blowjob from a lady sitting in her car while i stood on a fire hydrant(Its illegal to park at a fire hydrant so I think she broke the law lol).
Been with two of my ex sister in laws, fucked one a good few times and when other one was babysitting for us one night when she was 18 she sucked me off and swallowed like a pro.
I have the names of two of my ex girlfriend's tattooed on my chest and one on my back. "
Since you show your chest in a picture it looks more you're a man utd fan ...so 3 is the lie |
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
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"When i lived in Newyork years ago on my way home after a night out i recieved a blowjob from a lady sitting in her car while i stood on a fire hydrant(Its illegal to park at a fire hydrant so I think she broke the law lol).
Been with two of my ex sister in laws, fucked one a good few times and when other one was babysitting for us one night when she was 18 she sucked me off and swallowed like a pro.
I have the names of two of my ex girlfriend's tattooed on my chest and one on my back. "
3 is the lie who in there right mind would tattoo someones name on them |
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
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1. While having some naughty fun in the sea in spain late one night we had our wallets stolen..
2.Having some hot n steamy shower sex broke the curtain rail in the hotel and had to pay..
3.Got an ice burn once from playing with icecubes in the bedroom... |
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"1. While having some naughty fun in the sea in spain late one night we had our wallets stolen..
2.Having some hot n steamy shower sex broke the curtain rail in the hotel and had to pay..
3.Got an ice burn once from playing with icecubes in the bedroom... "
I’m going to go with number 1 |
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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago
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"1. I only got circumcised last year
2. I haven’t had sex in 3 years
3. My first sexual experience was a threesome
Go!
2 is the lie?
Wrong! 3 is the lie!"
Yours is the only one I'd have gotten right  |
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
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"1. While having some naughty fun in the sea in spain late one night we had our wallets stolen..
2.Having some hot n steamy shower sex broke the curtain rail in the hotel and had to pay..
3.Got an ice burn once from playing with icecubes in the bedroom...
I’m going to go with number 1"
Nope 2 is the lie |
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over a year ago
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"1. I only got circumcised last year
2. I haven’t had sex in 3 years
3. My first sexual experience was a threesome
Go!
2 is the lie?
Wrong! 3 is the lie!
Yours is the only one I'd have gotten right "
Only because I had already told you |
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"1. While having some naughty fun in the sea in spain late one night we had our wallets stolen..
2.Having some hot n steamy shower sex broke the curtain rail in the hotel and had to pay..
3.Got an ice burn once from playing with icecubes in the bedroom...
I’m going to go with number 1
Nope 2 is the lie "
Damn I’m not a good detective
1 - I was burned after using a candle during sex.
2 - I’ve been farted on while performing down there.
3 - My first sexual experience was when I was abroad. |
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
The pub then supermacs ... |
"1. While having some naughty fun in the sea in spain late one night we had our wallets stolen..
2.Having some hot n steamy shower sex broke the curtain rail in the hotel and had to pay..
3.Got an ice burn once from playing with icecubes in the bedroom...
I’m going to go with number 1
Nope 2 is the lie
Damn I’m not a good detective
1 - I was burned after using a candle during sex.
2 - I’ve been farted on while performing down there.
3 - My first sexual experience was when I was abroad. "
1. Is the lie |
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"1 - I was burned after using a candle during sex.
2 - I’ve been farted on while performing down there.
3 - My first sexual experience was when I was abroad.
1. Is the lie "
You’re correct. And I took a while to think of that one. |
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"When i lived in Newyork years ago on my way home after a night out i recieved a blowjob from a lady sitting in her car while i stood on a fire hydrant(Its illegal to park at a fire hydrant so I think she broke the law lol).
Been with two of my ex sister in laws, fucked one a good few times and when other one was babysitting for us one night when she was 18 she sucked me off and swallowed like a pro.
I have the names of two of my ex girlfriend's tattooed on my chest and one on my back.
3 is the lie who in there right mind would tattoo someones name on them "
Ya 3 is a lie, although I was asked by an ex years ago to get her name tattooed on me but thankfully didnt. |
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