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Not a first date embarrassing story but a third date embarrassing story. I went out for drinks with a really nice guy but I wasn't properly over an ex of mine. Anyways, went out with the guy again, he was sweet and I really wanted to like him & get over the ex. Gave him a little kiss at the end of the night but felt nothing. I then proceeded (tipsy) to text the ex and say I was on a date, but that I'd thought about him all night and that the kiss with the guy wasn't good etc.....
But I sent it the guy I'd just been out with! I felt absolutely awful. I just apologised and went to bed with a very red face. |
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I met a guy on pof 13 years ago and he came down for the weekend and stayed in a hotel. On the Friday night we went for dinner pub and club had a great night. Next day I brought him to a lovely beach. I was sitting on the rocks by the water and he was besides me.. I’m looking out to sea and I hear sniffling… I turned towards him and it was him sobbing like a child.. I was feeling kinda awkward but asked what was wrong.. he looked at me and said I reminded him soo much of his ex.. in my head I said f**k my life. The drive back was the most awkward to date. Total silence with the odd whinge from him  |
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Had a fella comment how absolutely i resembled his dead mother.  he kept on about how i even spoke like her, weirded me the hrll out when he tried to kiss me... With tongue  |
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First time I met my ex fiancé, I had gone home from a night club with her younger sis.. first date was sitting at their table all night absolutely enraptured with her, while her sister who had brought me home went to bed very annoyed   |
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
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A guy whom I casually engaged in a conversation sought my opinion about a technical issue; I agreed to go back to his home to look at the documents.
When he stood in front of me undoing his zipper, I knew it was time to exit rapidly, as he chased after me down the stairs.
He had mistakenly assumed we were on our first date; my naivete about his repeated references to 'snowballing' had landed me in it.
There was no second 'date'
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Had been chatting to a girl for a while, exchanged a few pics, arranged to meet her in a bar, she got there before me and text me to say she was just by the door. When I went in I saw her sitting there and went over and sat beside her and said hello, I knew from the expression of horror on her face that it wasn't her, the right girl was sitting the other side of the door!
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In my younger day met a lad while out clubbing. Took my number and we texted all week before smartphones . Following weekend we arranged to meet again but forgot what he looked like. So was with my friends and ending up dancing away with this lad and chatting away. I asked him his name he looked at me rather pissed saying I met you last week And been texting all week and you don’t remember me |
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"In my younger day met a lad while out clubbing. Took my number and we texted all week before smartphones . Following weekend we arranged to meet again but forgot what he looked like. So was with my friends and ending up dancing away with this lad and chatting away. I asked him his name he looked at me rather pissed saying I met you last week And been texting all week and you don’t remember me "
Brilliant
Did he forgive ya? |
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"Not a first date embarrassing story but a third date embarrassing story. I went out for drinks with a really nice guy but I wasn't properly over an ex of mine. Anyways, went out with the guy again, he was sweet and I really wanted to like him & get over the ex. Gave him a little kiss at the end of the night but felt nothing. I then proceeded (tipsy) to text the ex and say I was on a date, but that I'd thought about him all night and that the kiss with the guy wasn't good etc.....
But I sent it the guy I'd just been out with! I felt absolutely awful. I just apologised and went to bed with a very red face."
A red arse is what you should have gone to bed with   |
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"I fell on my ass on a first date. Slipped on a bowling alley floor and up ended myself "
Oh no….  and not like you would be clumsy or anything
Hope he helped you up like a gentleman .. |
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"I fell on my ass on a first date. Slipped on a bowling alley floor and up ended myself
Oh no…. and not like you would be clumsy or anything
Hope he helped you up like a gentleman .."
Lolol no definitely not like me.
He did after he stopped laughing |
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"I fell on my ass on a first date. Slipped on a bowling alley floor and up ended myself
Oh no…. and not like you would be clumsy or anything
Hope he helped you up like a gentleman ..
Lolol no definitely not like me.
He did after he stopped laughing "
‘‘Twas a good icebreaker so.. did you proceed to whoop him at bowling afterwards?? |
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"I fell on my ass on a first date. Slipped on a bowling alley floor and up ended myself
Oh no…. and not like you would be clumsy or anything
Hope he helped you up like a gentleman ..
Lolol no definitely not like me.
He did after he stopped laughing
‘‘Twas a good icebreaker so.. did you proceed to whoop him at bowling afterwards??"
No  totally the other way round |
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On a date from POF.
It was going well texting back and forth on the site. We decided to meet in a pub. We got our drinks.
Went to a table in the corner and sat.
She then went into her handbag. Pulled out 3 to 4 A4 sheets of paper.
Full of questions, basically giving me a full interview about my life.
Sitting there confused and answering the questions.
After about 10 questions in and no slip of her drink.
She turns to me and said thanks very much for your time. Got up and walked away. |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"On a date from POF.
It was going well texting back and forth on the site. We decided to meet in a pub. We got our drinks.
Went to a table in the corner and sat.
She then went into her handbag. Pulled out 3 to 4 A4 sheets of paper.
Full of questions, basically giving me a full interview about my life.
Sitting there confused and answering the questions.
After about 10 questions in and no slip of her drink.
She turns to me and said thanks very much for your time. Got up and walked away."
What question did you fail on 
Wow...that woman was organised |
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"On a date from POF.
It was going well texting back and forth on the site. We decided to meet in a pub. We got our drinks.
Went to a table in the corner and sat.
She then went into her handbag. Pulled out 3 to 4 A4 sheets of paper.
Full of questions, basically giving me a full interview about my life.
Sitting there confused and answering the questions.
After about 10 questions in and no slip of her drink.
She turns to me and said thanks very much for your time. Got up and walked away."
Lol.. I guess you have to kinda respect that she knew exactly what she's looking for. Not the most romantic of approaches though |
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"In my younger day met a lad while out clubbing. Took my number and we texted all week before smartphones . Following weekend we arranged to meet again but forgot what he looked like. So was with my friends and ending up dancing away with this lad and chatting away. I asked him his name he looked at me rather pissed saying I met you last week And been texting all week and you don’t remember me "
You haven’t changed a bit Letme
I’m guessing your glasses were on your head when you didn’t recognise him? |
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"On a date from POF.
It was going well texting back and forth on the site. We decided to meet in a pub. We got our drinks.
Went to a table in the corner and sat.
She then went into her handbag. Pulled out 3 to 4 A4 sheets of paper.
Full of questions, basically giving me a full interview about my life.
Sitting there confused and answering the questions.
After about 10 questions in and no slip of her drink.
She turns to me and said thanks very much for your time. Got up and walked away.
Lol.. I guess you have to kinda respect that she knew exactly what she's looking for. Not the most romantic of approaches though "
Completely agree with that.
But still laugh at it. |
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"On a date from POF.
It was going well texting back and forth on the site. We decided to meet in a pub. We got our drinks.
Went to a table in the corner and sat.
She then went into her handbag. Pulled out 3 to 4 A4 sheets of paper.
Full of questions, basically giving me a full interview about my life.
Sitting there confused and answering the questions.
After about 10 questions in and no slip of her drink.
She turns to me and said thanks very much for your time. Got up and walked away.
Lol.. I guess you have to kinda respect that she knew exactly what she's looking for. Not the most romantic of approaches though
Completely agree with that.
But still laugh at it."
Sounds more like you stumbled upon a table quiz |
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"On a date from POF.
It was going well texting back and forth on the site. We decided to meet in a pub. We got our drinks.
Went to a table in the corner and sat.
She then went into her handbag. Pulled out 3 to 4 A4 sheets of paper.
Full of questions, basically giving me a full interview about my life.
Sitting there confused and answering the questions.
After about 10 questions in and no slip of her drink.
She turns to me and said thanks very much for your time. Got up and walked away.
Lol.. I guess you have to kinda respect that she knew exactly what she's looking for. Not the most romantic of approaches though
Completely agree with that.
But still laugh at it.
Sounds more like you stumbled upon a table quiz "
Ah now the odd questions make a bit of sense  .
Pity I didn't get the prize. |
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"In my younger day met a lad while out clubbing. Took my number and we texted all week before smartphones . Following weekend we arranged to meet again but forgot what he looked like. So was with my friends and ending up dancing away with this lad and chatting away. I asked him his name he looked at me rather pissed saying I met you last week And been texting all week and you don’t remember me
You haven’t changed a bit Letme
I’m guessing your glasses were on your head when you didn’t recognise him? "
bahaaaa well I didn’t wear glasses then maybe I should of |
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"I fell on my ass on a first date. Slipped on a bowling alley floor and up ended myself
Oh no…. and not like you would be clumsy or anything
Hope he helped you up like a gentleman ..
Lolol no definitely not like me.
He did after he stopped laughing
‘‘Twas a good icebreaker so.. did you proceed to whoop him at bowling afterwards??
No totally the other way round "
 I couldn’t do bowling as a first date, reckon asking for the sides to be put up would be pretty off putting |
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This is long sorry.
Met this really hot older than me guy in the passport queue and he asked to meet for a drink. I was late-20s, he was early 50s. I was seeing someone but wanted to end it as he was fully full on. Did the deed via text (my bad) when on the way to meet hot guy for a drink a couple of days later. Half way through the date, he took a call and then reported to me that his sons bitch of a girlfriend had dumped him VIA TEXT. Then spent 10mins going on about how he hadn’t met her but apparently she was right up her own ass. Then “she has a name similar to yours” and the look on my face told it all.
Never been so mortified in all my life.
Interestingly tho, I ended up shaggjng the dad and we are still good mates to this day. The son never found out. His Dad was a much better ride tho |
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Was working with this girl , we were attracted to each other ,,, went out for night away from the work crowd .... we had a few drinks like 3 or 4 ,,, she wanted to go back to my place puked all the way there and all night ....... not the best first date ..... she said she was nervous about her boyfriend (news to me in the morning) |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"This is long sorry.
Met this really hot older than me guy in the passport queue and he asked to meet for a drink. I was late-20s, he was early 50s. I was seeing someone but wanted to end it as he was fully full on. Did the deed via text (my bad) when on the way to meet hot guy for a drink a couple of days later. Half way through the date, he took a call and then reported to me that his sons bitch of a girlfriend had dumped him VIA TEXT. Then spent 10mins going on about how he hadn’t met her but apparently she was right up her own ass. Then “she has a name similar to yours” and the look on my face told it all.
Never been so mortified in all my life.
Interestingly tho, I ended up shaggjng the dad and we are still good mates to this day. The son never found out. His Dad was a much better ride tho "
You should write a book.... ...brilliant |
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"This is long sorry.
Met this really hot older than me guy in the passport queue and he asked to meet for a drink. I was late-20s, he was early 50s. I was seeing someone but wanted to end it as he was fully full on. Did the deed via text (my bad) when on the way to meet hot guy for a drink a couple of days later. Half way through the date, he took a call and then reported to me that his sons bitch of a girlfriend had dumped him VIA TEXT. Then spent 10mins going on about how he hadn’t met her but apparently she was right up her own ass. Then “she has a name similar to yours” and the look on my face told it all.
Never been so mortified in all my life.
Interestingly tho, I ended up shaggjng the dad and we are still good mates to this day. The son never found out. His Dad was a much better ride tho "
Wow Red he must be almost 80 now . That's hilarious |
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"On a date from POF.
It was going well texting back and forth on the site. We decided to meet in a pub. We got our drinks.
Went to a table in the corner and sat.
She then went into her handbag. Pulled out 3 to 4 A4 sheets of paper.
Full of questions, basically giving me a full interview about my life.
Sitting there confused and answering the questions.
After about 10 questions in and no slip of her drink.
She turns to me and said thanks very much for your time. Got up and walked away.
Lol.. I guess you have to kinda respect that she knew exactly what she's looking for. Not the most romantic of approaches though
Completely agree with that.
But still laugh at it.
Sounds more like you stumbled upon a table quiz
Ah now the odd questions make a bit of sense .
Pity I didn't get the prize. "
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The first date with Ms Magical was on Christmas eve 2018. Met for coffee in Belfast and all went well. Until we parted ways that is. I crossed the road and clipped the kerb with the front of my wheelchair and kissed the pavement, splitting my eyebrow and knocking myself silly. So there I was sitting on a wet pavement, bleeding and not 100% compus mentus and I heard someone say "are you with him?" and a reply of "errmmm, yeah I guess so".
Yep, she'd seen the whole thing
At least I've had 2 and a half years of sympathy shags out of it |
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"The first date with Ms Magical was on Christmas eve 2018. Met for coffee in Belfast and all went well. Until we parted ways that is. I crossed the road and clipped the kerb with the front of my wheelchair and kissed the pavement, splitting my eyebrow and knocking myself silly. So there I was sitting on a wet pavement, bleeding and not 100% compus mentus and I heard someone say "are you with him?" and a reply of "errmmm, yeah I guess so".
Yep, she'd seen the whole thing
At least I've had 2 and a half years of sympathy shags out of it "
Awwwwwww |
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"The first date with Ms Magical was on Christmas eve 2018. Met for coffee in Belfast and all went well. Until we parted ways that is. I crossed the road and clipped the kerb with the front of my wheelchair and kissed the pavement, splitting my eyebrow and knocking myself silly. So there I was sitting on a wet pavement, bleeding and not 100% compus mentus and I heard someone say "are you with him?" and a reply of "errmmm, yeah I guess so".
Yep, she'd seen the whole thing
At least I've had 2 and a half years of sympathy shags out of it "
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"The first date with Ms Magical was on Christmas eve 2018. Met for coffee in Belfast and all went well. Until we parted ways that is. I crossed the road and clipped the kerb with the front of my wheelchair and kissed the pavement, splitting my eyebrow and knocking myself silly. So there I was sitting on a wet pavement, bleeding and not 100% compus mentus and I heard someone say "are you with him?" and a reply of "errmmm, yeah I guess so".
Yep, she'd seen the whole thing
At least I've had 2 and a half years of sympathy shags out of it "
Hahah!! Brilliant!! |
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Soo not exactly first date story.. but first sleepover ..
My ex lived with her mother and sister .. house full of women.. and first time I ever stayed over , I was nervous because SonOfTheEmperor loves his own bed and had previously walked home 30km because of said love for said bed ..
Anyways I decided I would swallow 4 night nurse tablets to help me doze off, I’m a big lad and 2 is for pussies, I’m guessing was 23year old men’s logic..
So all was well and I was throwing up zzzz’s till about 2am … when I awoke to hear my stomach growling and gurgling like a Honda 50 and immediately thought “oh no, fuck no no no..” ..
After 10 minutes of trying to psychically will diarrhoea away, I realised it was no use and began to creep to the toilet.. my beloved stirred and I made shh noises and said just going to the loo .. I opened doors that have never known the touch of wd40 and creeked like a motherfluffer.. made it in and began to try and silently shite my intestines out..
Alas , I suddenly heard her mother knocking on the door to ask if I was alright.. soon joined by my beloved to also ask if I was alright and what was going on…
So basically had to explain to all that I had violent diarrhoea, and to not use their toilet for at least 8 hours..
Which fucking sucked … |
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"This is long sorry.
Met this really hot older than me guy in the passport queue and he asked to meet for a drink. I was late-20s, he was early 50s. I was seeing someone but wanted to end it as he was fully full on. Did the deed via text (my bad) when on the way to meet hot guy for a drink a couple of days later. Half way through the date, he took a call and then reported to me that his sons bitch of a girlfriend had dumped him VIA TEXT. Then spent 10mins going on about how he hadn’t met her but apparently she was right up her own ass. Then “she has a name similar to yours” and the look on my face told it all.
Never been so mortified in all my life.
Interestingly tho, I ended up shaggjng the dad and we are still good mates to this day. The son never found out. His Dad was a much better ride tho
Wow Red he must be almost 80 now . That's hilarious "
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On holidays in Oz with the lads we had a bet to see who would be first to get the ride. Winner getting $100 and bragging rights.
On the first night I got chatting to a lady at the bar of the pub we were in.
My charm (or just pure luck) was on point that night and we went back to the apartment we were all sharing.
Not being prepared I had to take a quick visit to the vending machine in the jacks. Not really paying much attention - money in, pull the tray, condoms in pocket. Even an idiot couldnt fuck that up. Right?.
So fast forward to the deed. Clothes off, getting all hot and sweaty.
"Do you have condoms"
"Why, yes of course I do )
Only to open the box of condoms, rip the foil wrapper to find I had actually bought a box of pheromone wipes.
I went out to the lads to get one, and not one fucker would oblige. One eventually gave in as long as I have him my winnings |
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"On holidays in Oz with the lads we had a bet to see who would be first to get the ride. Winner getting $100 and bragging rights.
On the first night I got chatting to a lady at the bar of the pub we were in.
My charm (or just pure luck) was on point that night and we went back to the apartment we were all sharing.
Not being prepared I had to take a quick visit to the vending machine in the jacks. Not really paying much attention - money in, pull the tray, condoms in pocket. Even an idiot couldnt fuck that up. Right?.
So fast forward to the deed. Clothes off, getting all hot and sweaty.
"Do you have condoms"
"Why, yes of course I do)
Only to open the box of condoms, rip the foil wrapper to find I had actually bought a box of pheromone wipes.
I went out to the lads to get one, and not one fucker would oblige. One eventually gave in as long as I have him my winnings "
 That was the easiest money he ever made
At least had you the bragging rights? |
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I met a woman for a coffee social in Belfast one Christmas eve. Went really well, even with a bit of a kiss as we left. I crossed the road (in my wheelchair) and instead of popping a wheelie and bumping up onto the opposite pavement, I ploughed the front wheels into the kerb and tipped out of the chair, promptly head butting the deck. Hard!
I dazed myself pretty badly and tore my face up, but worse was the usual clamour to help me up. In the middle of it I heard someone say "is this man with you?"
Yep, she'd saw the whole thing! |
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Reading all this nonsense makes me think we’ve chosen a wrong country to settle, the main thing is to understand why everything happened do way it happened, but you are so lazy that i think you will never get to the point that everything that happens to us in this life is attracted by us for a reason |
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"Reading all this nonsense makes me think we’ve chosen a wrong country to settle, the main thing is to understand why everything happened do way it happened, but you are so lazy that i think you will never get to the point that everything that happens to us in this life is attracted by us for a reason "
You chose the wrong country to settle in did you?
Thankfully planes carry passengers in AND out of here so you've got options.... |
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"Reading all this nonsense makes me think we’ve chosen a wrong country to settle, the main thing is to understand why everything happened do way it happened, but you are so lazy that i think you will never get to the point that everything that happens to us in this life is attracted by us for a reason
You chose the wrong country to settle in did you?
Thankfully planes carry passengers in AND out of here so you've got options.... "
Could always just toss em in a dinghy and give it a good hard push Con  |
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"Seek psychiatric help "
A group of like minded people sharing funny stories, making others smile at their own expense. Showing that no one is perfect. Pretty normal, sound people if you ask me. Psychiatric help??? I think I speak for everyone here when I say you are on your own with that opinion. Psychiatric help!! |
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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Dates ??? Some people love them ...others not so much ..they can be brilliant and beautiful or they can be like an interview ... personally l don't really like them as they're full of nervousness to me...there's nothing as bad to know after 10 seconds of meeting that there won't be a 2nd one..and that goes for both sides ..not my type Jumps into it straight away..the eyes tell everything. |
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I met up with someone i night for abit of a meal and drinks afterwards we were mutual friend beforehand. we had the meal then moved onto the pub then after headed to a nightclub all going good until i got distracted outside the nightclub the woman i was with headed in and i was to meet her inside so i go to the door to pay to get in until i realise i had gave her my wallet with my money and cards . I had to wait 2 and half hours outside the club until she came out and wanted to know where i ended up all i can say the taxi drive was a long quiet drive home. |
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