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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

When I win the lotto this Saturday I'm gonna recruit a woman to come stay with me.I will name her Betty. I will pay her 200 a week. And I will throw banana sandwiches and the gherkins from me McDonald's cheeseburgers. Ladies pm me if you wanna be Betty

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By *ollypop9Woman over a year ago

wouldn't you like to know

"When I win the lotto this Saturday I'm gonna recruit a woman to come stay with me.I will name her Betty. I will pay her 200 a week. And I will throw banana sandwiches and the gherkins from me McDonald's cheeseburgers. Ladies pm me if you wanna be Betty"

That depends.

Are you throwing them at Betty or into the deal ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Negotiable

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By *ollypop9Woman over a year ago

wouldn't you like to know

"Negotiable"

Banana sandwiches I don't mind, but those nasty Gherkins from McD's, I don't like. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Negotiable

Banana sandwiches I don't mind, but those nasty Gherkins from McD's, I don't like. Lol

Ok Betty you can have my banana then

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By *ollypop9Woman over a year ago

wouldn't you like to know

"Negotiable

Banana sandwiches I don't mind, but those nasty Gherkins from McD's, I don't like. Lol

Ok Betty you can have my banana then

Deal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Negotiable

Banana sandwiches I don't mind, but those nasty Gherkins from McD's, I don't like. Lol

Ok Betty you can have my banana then

Deal"

Will Betty be cooking Eggs for Breakfast as well

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By *ollypop9Woman over a year ago

wouldn't you like to know

"Negotiable

Banana sandwiches I don't mind, but those nasty Gherkins from McD's, I don't like. Lol

Ok Betty you can have my banana then

Deal

Will Betty be cooking Eggs for Breakfast as well

All depends, I mean eggs Benedict are a bit of a stretch

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By *ttephenMan over a year ago

Dublin

I quite like the Macdonald gerkins

Now saying that I wouldnt have them on a banana sandwich

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"Negotiable

Banana sandwiches I don't mind, but those nasty Gherkins from McD's, I don't like. Lol

Ok Betty you can have my banana then

Deal

Will Betty be cooking Eggs for Breakfast as well

All depends, I mean eggs Benedict are a bit of a stretch

Think they're gorgeous myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Negotiable

Banana sandwiches I don't mind, but those nasty Gherkins from McD's, I don't like. Lol

Ok Betty you can have my banana then

Deal

Will Betty be cooking Eggs for Breakfast as well

All depends, I mean eggs Benedict are a bit of a stretch

I'm a man of simple pleasures. I like mashed eggs in a cup with butter and salt and my toast cut up into soldiers. Now Betty come sit on my knee

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By *asual777Man over a year ago

i travel all over

If you'll be my bodyguard

I can be your long lost pal

I can call you Betty

And Betty, when you call me, you can call me Al

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman over a year ago

South County Dublin

When I win the Euromillions on Friday I'll recruit a man to stay with me. I'll name him Barney

. I will pay him 400 a week. He can have creamy coffee, chocolate cake and the pineapple from my pizza. Lads, don't try pm'ing me - I will find my suitable candidate for Barney

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I win the Euromillions on Friday I'll recruit a man to stay with me. I'll name him Barney

. I will pay him 400 a week. He can have creamy coffee, chocolate cake and the pineapple from my pizza. Lads, don't try pm'ing me - I will find my suitable candidate for Barney

400 a day and may be interested

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman over a year ago

South County Dublin

When I win the Euromillions on Friday I'll recruit a man to stay with me. I'll name him Barney

. I will pay him 400 a week. He can have creamy coffee, chocolate cake and the pineapple from my pizza. Lads, don't try pm'ing me - I will find my suitable candidate for Barney

400 a day and may be interested

Greed just makes me meaner

. Offer now at 300 a week, no chocolate cake - I might allow you to lick my fingers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I win the Euromillions on Friday I'll recruit a man to stay with me. I'll name him Barney

. I will pay him 400 a week. He can have creamy coffee, chocolate cake and the pineapple from my pizza. Lads, don't try pm'ing me - I will find my suitable candidate for Barney

swap coffee for tea will ya

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I win the Euromillions on Friday I'll recruit a man to stay with me. I'll name him Barney

. I will pay him 400 a week. He can have creamy coffee, chocolate cake and the pineapple from my pizza. Lads, don't try pm'ing me - I will find my suitable candidate for Barney

400 a day and may be interested

Greed just makes me meaner

. Offer now at 300 a week, no chocolate cake - I might allow you to lick my fingers

Numbers way off to even enter negotiations

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

Sorry to burst your bubble but I bought the winning ticket earlier. The jackpot is coming to Cork

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry to burst your bubble but I bought the winning ticket earlier. The jackpot is coming to Cork"

How much you offering?

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman over a year ago

South County Dublin

When I win the Euromillions on Friday I'll recruit a man to stay with me. I'll name him Barney

. I will pay him 400 a week. He can have creamy coffee, chocolate cake and the pineapple from my pizza. Lads, don't try pm'ing me - I will find my suitable candidate for Barney

swap coffee for tea will ya

Tea it is

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By *ollypop9Woman over a year ago

wouldn't you like to know

"Negotiable

Banana sandwiches I don't mind, but those nasty Gherkins from McD's, I don't like. Lol

Ok Betty you can have my banana then

Deal

Will Betty be cooking Eggs for Breakfast as well

All depends, I mean eggs Benedict are a bit of a stretch

I'm a man of simple pleasures. I like mashed eggs in a cup with butter and salt and my toast cut up into soldiers. Now Betty come sit on my knee"

But I'm the kind of Betty who prefers to be put across your knees.

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman over a year ago

South County Dublin

When I win the Euromillions on Friday I'll recruit a man to stay with me. I'll name him Barney

. I will pay him 400 a week. He can have creamy coffee, chocolate cake and the pineapple from my pizza. Lads, don't try pm'ing me - I will find my suitable candidate for Barney

400 a day and may be interested

Greed just makes me meaner

. Offer now at 300 a week, no chocolate cake - I might allow you to lick my fingers

Numbers way off to even enter negotiations"

Your loss

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

"Sorry to burst your bubble but I bought the winning ticket earlier. The jackpot is coming to Cork

How much you offering?"

Feck all. It’s mine, all mine hahahahahahaha

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman over a year ago

South County Dublin

"Sorry to burst your bubble but I bought the winning ticket earlier. The jackpot is coming to Cork"

We'll see about that

I might send in an application, should I elegantly have to admit defeat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry to burst your bubble but I bought the winning ticket earlier. The jackpot is coming to Cork

How much you offering?

Feck all. It’s mine, all mine hahahahahahaha"

Proper business man there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I win the Euromillions on Friday I'll recruit a man to stay with me. I'll name him Barney

. I will pay him 400 a week. He can have creamy coffee, chocolate cake and the pineapple from my pizza. Lads, don't try pm'ing me - I will find my suitable candidate for Barney

swap coffee for tea will ya

Tea it is

I'll then supply the cream

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

"Sorry to burst your bubble but I bought the winning ticket earlier. The jackpot is coming to Cork

We'll see about that

I might send in an application, should I elegantly have to admit defeat

I’m not that easily swayed

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman over a year ago

South County Dublin

When I win the Euromillions on Friday I'll recruit a man to stay with me. I'll name him Barney

. I will pay him 400 a week. He can have creamy coffee, chocolate cake and the pineapple from my pizza. Lads, don't try pm'ing me - I will find my suitable candidate for Barney

swap coffee for tea will ya

Tea it is

I'll then supply the cream

I don't drink tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

When I win the Euromillions on Friday I'll recruit a man to stay with me. I'll name him Barney

. I will pay him 400 a week. He can have creamy coffee, chocolate cake and the pineapple from my pizza. Lads, don't try pm'ing me - I will find my suitable candidate for Barney

Oi!! I have trademarked that plan. I will seek legal advice if you win the euro millions. P.s nice arse

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman over a year ago

South County Dublin

"Sorry to burst your bubble but I bought the winning ticket earlier. The jackpot is coming to Cork

We'll see about that

I might send in an application, should I elegantly have to admit defeat

I’m not that easily swayed

Note emphasis on "might"

You didn't put out an add, I'd have to see if I'm interested in any position you may be posting

- might be too "dodgy" and considering your team of professionals has still not fixed your error page...well, things aren't exactly in your favour

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman over a year ago

South County Dublin

When I win the Euromillions on Friday I'll recruit a man to stay with me. I'll name him Barney

. I will pay him 400 a week. He can have creamy coffee, chocolate cake and the pineapple from my pizza. Lads, don't try pm'ing me - I will find my suitable candidate for Barney

Oi!! I have trademarked that plan. I will seek legal advice if you win the euro millions. P.s nice arse"

Nah, didn't see the trademark or the small print

You go waste your measly national lottery win on lawyers...my euromillions lawyers will kick your ass

PS I know

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

"Sorry to burst your bubble but I bought the winning ticket earlier. The jackpot is coming to Cork

We'll see about that

I might send in an application, should I elegantly have to admit defeat

I’m not that easily swayed

Note emphasis on "might"

You didn't put out an add, I'd have to see if I'm interested in any position you may be posting

- might be too "dodgy" and considering your team of professionals has still not fixed your error page...well, things aren't exactly in your favour

Your right, I didn’t put out an add and you still showed interest

. In a negotiation those who speak first have already lost

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I win the Euromillions on Friday I'll recruit a man to stay with me. I'll name him Barney

. I will pay him 400 a week. He can have creamy coffee, chocolate cake and the pineapple from my pizza. Lads, don't try pm'ing me - I will find my suitable candidate for Barney

swap coffee for tea will ya

Tea it is

I'll then supply the cream

I don't drink tea

tea is for me cream is for you to find

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman over a year ago

South County Dublin

"Sorry to burst your bubble but I bought the winning ticket earlier. The jackpot is coming to Cork

We'll see about that

I might send in an application, should I elegantly have to admit defeat

I’m not that easily swayed

Note emphasis on "might"

You didn't put out an add, I'd have to see if I'm interested in any position you may be posting

- might be too "dodgy" and considering your team of professionals has still not fixed your error page...well, things aren't exactly in your favour

Your right, I didn’t put out an add and you still showed interest

. In a negotiation those who speak first have already lost

I was merely preempting a consolation to your upcoming defeat

No negotiation entered

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman over a year ago

South County Dublin

When I win the Euromillions on Friday I'll recruit a man to stay with me. I'll name him Barney

. I will pay him 400 a week. He can have creamy coffee, chocolate cake and the pineapple from my pizza. Lads, don't try pm'ing me - I will find my suitable candidate for Barney

swap coffee for tea will ya

Tea it is

I'll then supply the cream

I don't drink tea

tea is for me cream is for you to find

Avonmore is in the fridge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I win the Euromillions on Friday I'll recruit a man to stay with me. I'll name him Barney

. I will pay him 400 a week. He can have creamy coffee, chocolate cake and the pineapple from my pizza. Lads, don't try pm'ing me - I will find my suitable candidate for Barney

swap coffee for tea will ya

Tea it is

I'll then supply the cream

I don't drink tea

tea is for me cream is for you to find

Avonmore is in the fridge

I best get whipping so

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman over a year ago

South County Dublin

When I win the Euromillions on Friday I'll recruit a man to stay with me. I'll name him Barney

. I will pay him 400 a week. He can have creamy coffee, chocolate cake and the pineapple from my pizza. Lads, don't try pm'ing me - I will find my suitable candidate for Barney

swap coffee for tea will ya

Tea it is

I'll then supply the cream

I don't drink tea

tea is for me cream is for you to find

Avonmore is in the fridge

I best get whipping so

Hand whisk in the drawer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I win the Euromillions on Friday I'll recruit a man to stay with me. I'll name him Barney

. I will pay him 400 a week. He can have creamy coffee, chocolate cake and the pineapple from my pizza. Lads, don't try pm'ing me - I will find my suitable candidate for Barney

swap coffee for tea will ya

Tea it is

I'll then supply the cream

I don't drink tea

tea is for me cream is for you to find

Avonmore is in the fridge

I best get whipping so

Hand whisk in the drawer

Oh it's them deep drawers and just happens to be at the back reach in there & grab it for me

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

"Sorry to burst your bubble but I bought the winning ticket earlier. The jackpot is coming to Cork

We'll see about that

I might send in an application, should I elegantly have to admit defeat

I’m not that easily swayed

Note emphasis on "might"

You didn't put out an add, I'd have to see if I'm interested in any position you may be posting

- might be too "dodgy" and considering your team of professionals has still not fixed your error page...well, things aren't exactly in your favour

Your right, I didn’t put out an add and you still showed interest

. In a negotiation those who speak first have already lost

I was merely preempting a consolation to your upcoming defeat

No negotiation entered

Oh is that what it was

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman over a year ago

South County Dublin

When I win the Euromillions on Friday I'll recruit a man to stay with me. I'll name him Barney

. I will pay him 400 a week. He can have creamy coffee, chocolate cake and the pineapple from my pizza. Lads, don't try pm'ing me - I will find my suitable candidate for Barney

swap coffee for tea will ya

Tea it is

I'll then supply the cream

I don't drink tea

tea is for me cream is for you to find

Avonmore is in the fridge

I best get whipping so

Hand whisk in the drawer

Oh it's them deep drawers and just happens to be at the back reach in there & grab it for me

Think I'm giving the orders here, careful overstepping the mark... might getcha a flogging

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman over a year ago

South County Dublin

"Sorry to burst your bubble but I bought the winning ticket earlier. The jackpot is coming to Cork

We'll see about that

I might send in an application, should I elegantly have to admit defeat

I’m not that easily swayed

Note emphasis on "might"

You didn't put out an add, I'd have to see if I'm interested in any position you may be posting

- might be too "dodgy" and considering your team of professionals has still not fixed your error page...well, things aren't exactly in your favour

Your right, I didn’t put out an add and you still showed interest

. In a negotiation those who speak first have already lost

I was merely preempting a consolation to your upcoming defeat

No negotiation entered

Oh is that what it was

Aye

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I win the Euromillions on Friday I'll recruit a man to stay with me. I'll name him Barney

. I will pay him 400 a week. He can have creamy coffee, chocolate cake and the pineapple from my pizza. Lads, don't try pm'ing me - I will find my suitable candidate for Barney

swap coffee for tea will ya

Tea it is

I'll then supply the cream

I don't drink tea

tea is for me cream is for you to find

Avonmore is in the fridge

I best get whipping so

Hand whisk in the drawer

Oh it's them deep drawers and just happens to be at the back reach in there & grab it for me

Think I'm giving the orders here, careful overstepping the mark... might getcha a flogging

Meeehhh I like to overstep, be a good Saint and grab the whisk and be a good sinner and grab the flogger

never tried it but if ya ask nicely I might let ya

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman over a year ago

South County Dublin

When I win the Euromillions on Friday I'll recruit a man to stay with me. I'll name him Barney

. I will pay him 400 a week. He can have creamy coffee, chocolate cake and the pineapple from my pizza. Lads, don't try pm'ing me - I will find my suitable candidate for Barney

swap coffee for tea will ya

Tea it is

I'll then supply the cream

I don't drink tea

tea is for me cream is for you to find

Avonmore is in the fridge

I best get whipping so

Hand whisk in the drawer

Oh it's them deep drawers and just happens to be at the back reach in there & grab it for me

Think I'm giving the orders here, careful overstepping the mark... might getcha a flogging

Meeehhh I like to overstep, be a good Saint and grab the whisk and be a good sinner and grab the flogger

never tried it but if ya ask nicely I might let ya

Think you're not getting that I am your Master

No whisk - a good flogging, and you'll be begging me for tea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I win the Euromillions on Friday I'll recruit a man to stay with me. I'll name him Barney

. I will pay him 400 a week. He can have creamy coffee, chocolate cake and the pineapple from my pizza. Lads, don't try pm'ing me - I will find my suitable candidate for Barney

swap coffee for tea will ya

Tea it is

I'll then supply the cream

I don't drink tea

tea is for me cream is for you to find

Avonmore is in the fridge

I best get whipping so

Hand whisk in the drawer

Oh it's them deep drawers and just happens to be at the back reach in there & grab it for me

Think I'm giving the orders here, careful overstepping the mark... might getcha a flogging

Meeehhh I like to overstep, be a good Saint and grab the whisk and be a good sinner and grab the flogger

never tried it but if ya ask nicely I might let ya

Think you're not getting that I am your Master

No whisk - a good flogging, and you'll be begging me for tea

Oh I'm getting what you want but where's the fun giving in straight away

also if it is a good flogging I'd be doubtful it's tea I'd be begging for

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