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My first time went a little like this
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By *on655 OP Man
over a year ago
Zetland |
We’ve all had moments when doing the deed that at the time may be embarrassing but when you look back at it you can laugh so to start us off here’s one of mine and it happened to be the first time I’d done anal with a girl.
I was 19 in Santa ponsa and pulled this girl, we went back to hers and started getting down to it and we were just going for ages. Both sweating like mad. Just steamy d*unken sex. Anyways we somehow end up on the floor at the foot of the bed doing doggy and it goes in her ass by accident. We were too d*unk and horny to think what we were at so I was hammering it into this poor girls ass how’d also never done anal before. Anyways we both fall asleep, next morning I go back to my apartment to shower. I look down and my dick is literally purple with bruises and swollen like a gorillas finger! In sheer panic I shout my mates to assess the damage. There I am standing in my apartment with my bruised swollen dick on show for 5 of my mates to stare at like I’m giving a power point presentation.
I was mortified and genuinely thought at the time my dick was broken for good. Thankfully after a week or two I made a full recovery but that’s a story I can look back on now and laugh.
P.S. I also checked in on the girl the next day and although she was sore she was fine lol |
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By *asual777Man
over a year ago
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"We’ve all had moments when doing the deed that at the time may be embarrassing but when you look back at it you can laugh so to start us off here’s one of mine and it happened to be the first time I’d done anal with a girl.
I was 19 in Santa ponsa and pulled this girl, we went back to hers and started getting down to it and we were just going for ages. Both sweating like mad. Just steamy d*unken sex. Anyways we somehow end up on the floor at the foot of the bed doing doggy and it goes in her ass by accident. We were too d*unk and horny to think what we were at so I was hammering it into this poor girls ass how’d also never done anal before. Anyways we both fall asleep, next morning I go back to my apartment to shower. I look down and my dick is literally purple with bruises and swollen like a gorillas finger! In sheer panic I shout my mates to assess the damage. There I am standing in my apartment with my bruised swollen dick on show for 5 of my mates to stare at like I’m giving a power point presentation.
I was mortified and genuinely thought at the time my dick was broken for good. Thankfully after a week or two I made a full recovery but that’s a story I can look back on now and laugh.
P.S. I also checked in on the girl the next day and although she was sore she was fine lol"
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By *azzuMan
over a year ago
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Had a friend who ended up with similar injuries after setting a girl up on a fence when walking her home and I think she came down on him hard during their activities. He shat himself his was broken as well for a few weeks.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I met a girl off here a year and a half ago. We went back to her place and ended up in bed. After multiple positions we ended up with her on all fours. Instead of putting it in her pussy I ended up in her ass. I never even felt the difference nor did she even say anything to me. When we were done she told me what had happened. Me being very embarrassed apologised and asked her why she said nothing. She just said that she thought that’s what I wanted. Needless to say we laughed about it and after 30 mins we just did it again but the right way this time. Embarrassing or what 
Thankfully my chap was fully functional afterwards with no purple discolouration |
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"We’ve all had moments when doing the deed that at the time may be embarrassing but when you look back at it you can laugh so to start us off here’s one of mine and it happened to be the first time I’d done anal with a girl.
I was 19 in Santa ponsa and pulled this girl, we went back to hers and started getting down to it and we were just going for ages. Both sweating like mad. Just steamy d*unken sex. Anyways we somehow end up on the floor at the foot of the bed doing doggy and it goes in her ass by accident. We were too d*unk and horny to think what we were at so I was hammering it into this poor girls ass how’d also never done anal before. Anyways we both fall asleep, next morning I go back to my apartment to shower. I look down and my dick is literally purple with bruises and swollen like a gorillas finger! In sheer panic I shout my mates to assess the damage. There I am standing in my apartment with my bruised swollen dick on show for 5 of my mates to stare at like I’m giving a power point presentation.
I was mortified and genuinely thought at the time my dick was broken for good. Thankfully after a week or two I made a full recovery but that’s a story I can look back on now and laugh.
P.S. I also checked in on the girl the next day and although she was sore she was fine lol"
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