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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If u woke up 1 morning and saw me in ur bed what would you do?

1. Go bk 2 sleep

2. Slap me

3. Tease me

4. Push me out the bed.

5. Tell me 2 leave

6. Climb on top me and cuddle

7. Make me moan with pleasure with soft and passionate sex

8. Make me scream with hard rough sex

9. Make me breakfast

10. Call de cops

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Call the cops lol

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By *ottie00Woman over a year ago

Dublin

2. Slap you....on the butt... and say "Shouldn't you be in room 4"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Feeling the love

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By *asual777Man over a year ago

i travel all over

Message loads and loads of fab ladies

Say the jock is here

I am going back to sleep

But if they get here in 2 hours we can have an mmfffffffffffff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Feeling the love

Calling the cops to join in of course Jock lol.

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By * la carteCouple over a year ago

Dublin

"If u woke up 1 morning and saw me in ur bed what would you do?

1. Go bk 2 sleep

2. Slap me

3. Tease me

4. Push me out the bed.

5. Tell me 2 leave

6. Climb on top me and cuddle

7. Make me moan with pleasure with soft and passionate sex

8. Make me scream with hard rough sex

9. Make me breakfast

10. Call de cops

11. Roll my eyes and say "wishful thinking" or should that be "nice try"

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

I woke up once and you were in the bed next to me

Thank God for single beds

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If u woke up 1 morning and saw me in ur bed what would you do?

1. Go bk 2 sleep

2. Slap me

3. Tease me

4. Push me out the bed.

5. Tell me 2 leave

6. Climb on top me and cuddle

7. Make me moan with pleasure with soft and passionate sex

8. Make me scream with hard rough sex

9. Make me breakfast

10. Call de cops

11. Roll my eyes and say "wishful thinking" or should that be "nice try"

Takin postive from that response...the fact ya didn't call the cops means there is a chance

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I woke up once and you were in the bed next to me

Thank God for single beds

Aka Cock Blocker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If u woke up 1 morning and saw me in ur bed what would you do?

1. Go bk 2 sleep

2. Slap me

3. Tease me

4. Push me out the bed.

5. Tell me 2 leave

6. Climb on top me and cuddle

7. Make me moan with pleasure with soft and passionate sex

8. Make me scream with hard rough sex

9. Make me breakfast

10. Call de cops

Hopefully wake up!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh and depending how many cops turn up it could be a four for you lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh and depending how many cops turn up it could be a four for you lol.

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By *DSGCouple over a year ago

That place in

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By *DSGCouple over a year ago

That place in

"I woke up once and you were in the bed next to me

Thank God for single beds

And l had breakfast already sorted for you

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"I woke up once and you were in the bed next to me

Thank God for single beds

And l had breakfast already sorted for you

Big fry if I remember

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By *murphMan over a year ago

drogheda

Die of shock ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Die of shock ?? "

Have that effect on people

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By *ottie00Woman over a year ago

Dublin

"I woke up once and you were in the bed next to me

Thank God for single beds

And l had breakfast already sorted for you

Big fry if I remember "

Oh a lucky lady

and of course the boys being spoilt

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By *entleman PoliteMan over a year ago

Mars

You again!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I woke up once and you were in the bed next to me

Thank God for single beds

And l had breakfast already sorted for you

Big fry if I remember

Oh a lucky lady

and of course the boys being spoilt

She got great rendition of " Flowers of Scotland "

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By *ottie00Woman over a year ago

Dublin

"I woke up once and you were in the bed next to me

Thank God for single beds

And l had breakfast already sorted for you

Big fry if I remember

Oh a lucky lady

and of course the boys being spoilt

She got great rendition of " Flowers of Scotland "

Oh I imagine she did

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I woke up once and you were in the bed next to me

Thank God for single beds

And l had breakfast already sorted for you

You do a great breakfast

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If u woke up 1 morning and saw me in ur bed what would you do?

1. Go bk 2 sleep

2. Slap me

3. Tease me

4. Push me out the bed.

5. Tell me 2 leave

6. Climb on top me and cuddle

7. Make me moan with pleasure with soft and passionate sex

8. Make me scream with hard rough sex

9. Make me breakfast

10. Call de cops

11. Roll my eyes and say "wishful thinking" or should that be "nice try"

12. Make you be a big spoon and let one rip

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By *organ DeanWoman over a year ago

Belfast

6 and if its a good cuddle then 7

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"6 and if its a good cuddle then 7

Best response so far

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If u woke up 1 morning and saw me in ur bed what would you do?

1. Go bk 2 sleep

2. Slap me

3. Tease me

4. Push me out the bed.

5. Tell me 2 leave

6. Climb on top me and cuddle

7. Make me moan with pleasure with soft and passionate sex

8. Make me scream with hard rough sex

9. Make me breakfast

10. Call de cops

11. Roll my eyes and say "wishful thinking" or should that be "nice try"

12. Make you be a big spoon and let one rip "

Hawd yer cheeks tight ta the chair

Tae Try stop the Leakin Air

Shift yir arse from Cheek Tae Cheek

And pray to Gawd , it Disnae Reek

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It depends on what is poking my back from behind. If it's a good stiff poke then I would climb on top and ride

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By *organ DeanWoman over a year ago

Belfast

"6 and if its a good cuddle then 7

Best response so far

Yay! Do I get a cuddle as a prize?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"6 and if its a good cuddle then 7

Best response so far

Yay! Do I get a cuddle as a prize?"

I give great hugs

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By *organ DeanWoman over a year ago

Belfast

"6 and if its a good cuddle then 7

Best response so far

Yay! Do I get a cuddle as a prize?

I give great hugs

That might be worth the 200+miles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Option 11, check my asshole fir firced entry!!

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By *t777Woman over a year ago

close by

3,6,7,8,9

If I really have to answer lol

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By *ollypop9Woman over a year ago

wouldn't you like to know

"If u woke up 1 morning and saw me in ur bed what would you do?

1. Go bk 2 sleep

2. Slap me

3. Tease me

4. Push me out the bed.

5. Tell me 2 leave

6. Climb on top me and cuddle

7. Make me moan with pleasure with soft and passionate sex

8. Make me scream with hard rough sex

9. Make me breakfast

10. Call de cops

I wouldn't be able to do anything, because I would be tied up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"3,6,7,8,9

If I really have to answer lol"

You not meant to be a Good Girl ???

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If u woke up 1 morning and saw me in ur bed what would you do?

1. Go bk 2 sleep

2. Slap me

3. Tease me

4. Push me out the bed.

5. Tell me 2 leave

6. Climb on top me and cuddle

7. Make me moan with pleasure with soft and passionate sex

8. Make me scream with hard rough sex

9. Make me breakfast

10. Call de cops

I wouldn't be able to do anything, because I would be tied up.

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By *t777Woman over a year ago

close by

"3,6,7,8,9

If I really have to answer lol

You not meant to be a Good Girl ???

Always

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By *asual777Man over a year ago

i travel all over

"6 and if its a good cuddle then 7

Best response so far

Closely followed by a group meet with 13 women and two men surely ???!!

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By *t777Woman over a year ago

close by

"6 and if its a good cuddle then 7

Best response so far

Closely followed by a group meet with 13 women and two men surely ???!! "

Where was my invite??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"6 and if its a good cuddle then 7

Best response so far

Closely followed by a group meet with 13 women and two men surely ???!!

Where was my invite??"

Yeah what happen to her invite

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By *asual777Man over a year ago

i travel all over

"6 and if its a good cuddle then 7

Best response so far

Closely followed by a group meet with 13 women and two men surely ???!!

Where was my invite??

Yeah what happen to her invite

This is a hypothetical situation , right ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"6 and if its a good cuddle then 7

Best response so far

Closely followed by a group meet with 13 women and two men surely ???!!

Where was my invite??

Yeah what happen to her invite

This is a hypothetical situation , right ?"

Hypothetically Robert Downey JR speaking " MAYYYYYBBEEE "

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By * la carteCouple over a year ago

Dublin

"Option 11, check my asshole fir firced entry!!

That must be one experienced and loose asshole if you need to check, rather than being able to feel the pain

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Option 11, check my asshole fir firced entry!!

That must be one experienced and loose asshole if you need to check, rather than being able to feel the pain

Or might be saying mines so small that doesn't even feel it going in

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By * la carteCouple over a year ago

Dublin

"Option 11, check my asshole fir firced entry!!

That must be one experienced and loose asshole if you need to check, rather than being able to feel the pain

Or might be saying mines so small that doesn't even feel it going in

I didn't want to attract attention to your micropenis

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Option 11, check my asshole fir firced entry!!

That must be one experienced and loose asshole if you need to check, rather than being able to feel the pain

Or might be saying mines so small that doesn't even feel it going in

I didn't want to attract attention to your micropenis

Lucky I have soft strong hands and great kisser

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By *he Vanilla ClubCouple over a year ago

DUBLIN

3 then some 7 followed by some 8 then back to 7, more 8 than a little 6 and hopefully after all that you will be doing number 9 for me

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By *asual777Man over a year ago

i travel all over

"6 and if its a good cuddle then 7

Best response so far

Closely followed by a group meet with 13 women and two men surely ???!!

Where was my invite??

Yeah what happen to her invite

This is a hypothetical situation , right ?

Hypothetically Robert Downey JR speaking " MAYYYYYBBEEE "

Don’t RDJ me again lol

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By *he Vanilla ClubCouple over a year ago

DUBLIN

Mrs vanilla by the way hahaha

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By *ndienaughtyMan over a year ago

Dun Laoghaire

Omg

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mrs vanilla by the way hahaha"

Glad that was cleared up

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By *ensualnFunCouple over a year ago

Midlands

"3 then some 7 followed by some 8 then back to 7, more 8 than a little 6 and hopefully after all that you will be doing number 9 for me

Exactly that lol

And if we do it right… go back to sleep and do it all over again

And it’s Mrs too talking

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"3 then some 7 followed by some 8 then back to 7, more 8 than a little 6 and hopefully after all that you will be doing number 9 for me

Exactly that lol

And if we do it right… go back to sleep and do it all over again

And it’s Mrs too talking

Yes yes yes please

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By *unsigntwoCouple over a year ago

athlone

Call the cops as I don't know sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Call the cops as I don't know sorry

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By *lameBoyMan over a year ago

Enfield & Dublin

I’d give you a great big elbow in the ribs pal and ask how you ended up in my tent #CarryOnCamping

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’d give you a great big elbow in the ribs pal and ask how you ended up in my tent #CarryOnCamping"

Would say sorry thought this was the Bathroom

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By *lameBoyMan over a year ago

Enfield & Dublin

"I’d give you a great big elbow in the ribs pal and ask how you ended up in my tent #CarryOnCamping

Would say sorry thought this was the Bathroom

Well played pal, well played

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

2 from me Jock you cheeky thing, but more likely an elbow in the ribs to stop you snoring

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By *DSGCouple over a year ago

That place in

"I woke up once and you were in the bed next to me

Thank God for single beds

And l had breakfast already sorted for you

Big fry if I remember

Oh a lucky lady

and of course the boys being spoilt

She got great rendition of " Flowers of Scotland "

Oh I imagine she did

And I still have the proff

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By *adforsexMan over a year ago

Santry

Call the fbi

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