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Ladies: what unladylike activities do you proudly participate in
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I think it might be more prudent to list skills and proclivities that generally men wouldn’t expect women to be able to do.
Like DD carry a 40kg bag of coal!!
I can change a tyre or a windscreen wiper, plaster a wall, tile a floor, fit a power shower, fix a toilet, put together furniture from ikea, hang shelves, change the seal/gasket thing on a washing machine and probably a heap more stuff that’s unexpected for a woman to be able to do.
I used to also grow, birth and feed babies and then bleed every month without dying.  |
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By *indenMan
over a year ago
naas which is South West of Dublin |
"I'm well able to kick a Guys Ass when it is warranted... 
But can you do that while doing something else at the same time, ie, multitasking?…..
Of course I can "
I’m not sure if I’m aroused or scared…. |
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I can carry a full 50ltr keg of beer.
I can do pretty much anything with grp, fiberglass and carbon fibre.
I can open a bottle of beer with an A4 sheet of paper.
I can drink a pint of Guinness through a straw quicker than most men without a straw.
Oh, I mostly drink Guinness and whiskey.
I love playing pool.
Parallel parking is a piece of piss.
LOVE ikea flat packs.
Just the top of my head, wouldn't call myself very womanly or ladylike as usual things that interest women like kids, beauty procedures, shopping etc. don't really interest me at all and I quickly check out of those conversations...
Missus
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think it might be more prudent to list skills and proclivities that generally men wouldn’t expect women to be able to do.
Like DD carry a 40kg bag of coal!!
I can change a tyre or a windscreen wiper, plaster a wall, tile a floor, fit a power shower, fix a toilet, put together furniture from ikea, hang shelves, change the seal/gasket thing on a washing machine and probably a heap more stuff that’s unexpected for a woman to be able to do.
I used to also grow, birth and feed babies and then bleed every month without dying. "
You sound like a real man
Are you Sure you haven’t a pair of balls too |
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"I'm currently dealing with a rat infestation in my kitchen 
Ladies, anyone want to take over? "
And that after having cleared the drains which now are their entry point 
Fuck it, should have left that manjob be, shouldn't I?!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm currently dealing with a rat infestation in my kitchen
Ladies, anyone want to take over?
Get the grain rat bait...and leave out water too"
I have a big trap for catching them live in premises and removing them
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By *edknobsMan
over a year ago
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"I think it might be more prudent to list skills and proclivities that generally men wouldn’t expect women to be able to do.
Like DD carry a 40kg bag of coal!!
I can change a tyre or a windscreen wiper, plaster a wall, tile a floor, fit a power shower, fix a toilet, put together furniture from ikea, hang shelves, change the seal/gasket thing on a washing machine and probably a heap more stuff that’s unexpected for a woman to be able to do.
I used to also grow, birth and feed babies and then bleed every month without dying. "
But can you make a decent cup of tea? |
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"I'm currently dealing with a rat infestation in my kitchen
Ladies, anyone want to take over?
Get the grain rat bait...and leave out water too"
That's the stuff I'm using... what's the water for? Will it speed up the action of the poison in their bodies? |
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"I'm currently dealing with a rat infestation in my kitchen
Ladies, anyone want to take over?
Get the grain rat bait...and leave out water too
I have a big trap for catching them live in premises and removing them
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I'm considering putting down a trap too...at least then they won't rot in the house... where do you "remove" them to though? |
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"I think it might be more prudent to list skills and proclivities that generally men wouldn’t expect women to be able to do.
Like DD carry a 40kg bag of coal!!
I can change a tyre or a windscreen wiper, plaster a wall, tile a floor, fit a power shower, fix a toilet, put together furniture from ikea, hang shelves, change the seal/gasket thing on a washing machine and probably a heap more stuff that’s unexpected for a woman to be able to do.
I used to also grow, birth and feed babies and then bleed every month without dying.
But can you make a decent cup of tea?"
That's definitely "man" stuff in my house - I don't partake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm currently dealing with a rat infestation in my kitchen
Ladies, anyone want to take over?
Get the grain rat bait...and leave out water too
That's the stuff I'm using... what's the water for? Will it speed up the action of the poison in their bodies?"
For a drink
Did you ever eat your lunch without a cuppa ? |
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"I'm currently dealing with a rat infestation in my kitchen
Ladies, anyone want to take over?
Get the grain rat bait...and leave out water too
That's the stuff I'm using... what's the water for? Will it speed up the action of the poison in their bodies?
For a drink
Did you ever eat your lunch without a cuppa ? "
Always |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm currently dealing with a rat infestation in my kitchen
Ladies, anyone want to take over?
Get the grain rat bait...and leave out water too
I have a big trap for catching them live in premises and removing them
I'm considering putting down a trap too...at least then they won't rot in the house... where do you "remove" them to though?"
Your in trouble if they die and start rotting anywhere in the house… especially if they get into any cavities
The smell will be horrendous and be there for months
Bring them away in the cage |
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"I'm currently dealing with a rat infestation in my kitchen
Ladies, anyone want to take over? "
Fire in one of the neighbour's cats and watch the unfolding carnage. Your kitchen will look like a scene from Psycho afterwards, job done
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By *oo32Man
over a year ago
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"I'm currently dealing with a rat infestation in my kitchen
Ladies, anyone want to take over?
Get the grain rat bait...and leave out water too
That's the stuff I'm using... what's the water for? Will it speed up the action of the poison in their bodies?"
The water can help speed up the pellets giving off gas,use them outside with the water |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm currently dealing with a rat infestation in my kitchen
Ladies, anyone want to take over?
Get the grain rat bait...and leave out water too
That's the stuff I'm using... what's the water for? Will it speed up the action of the poison in their bodies?
The water can help speed up the pellets giving off gas,use them outside with the water"
Makes them fart is it |
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"I think it might be more prudent to list skills and proclivities that generally men wouldn’t expect women to be able to do.
Like DD carry a 40kg bag of coal!!
I can change a tyre or a windscreen wiper, plaster a wall, tile a floor, fit a power shower, fix a toilet, put together furniture from ikea, hang shelves, change the seal/gasket thing on a washing machine and probably a heap more stuff that’s unexpected for a woman to be able to do.
I used to also grow, birth and feed babies and then bleed every month without dying.
You sound like a real man
Are you Sure you haven’t a pair of balls too "
I wouldn’t want balls. Those things are far too delicate. I’m quite happy with my own set up, pussies birth children. Balls can’t even take a slap without whinging. |
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"I'm currently dealing with a rat infestation in my kitchen
Ladies, anyone want to take over?
Fire in one of the neighbour's cats and watch the unfolding carnage. Your kitchen will look like a scene from Psycho afterwards, job done
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I was able to create that scene from Psycho even without the neighbour's cat . The rat managed to free itself from the trap, I had to chase it through the kitchen whacking it with the kickboard which was to hand...I feel like Walter White from Breaking Bad cleaning up the blood bath  |
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"I'm currently dealing with a rat infestation in my kitchen
Ladies, anyone want to take over?
Fire in one of the neighbour's cats and watch the unfolding carnage. Your kitchen will look like a scene from Psycho afterwards, job done
I was able to create that scene from Psycho even without the neighbour's cat . The rat managed to free itself from the trap, I had to chase it through the kitchen whacking it with the kickboard which was to hand...I feel like Walter White from Breaking Bad cleaning up the blood bath "
Oh how unladylike of you! At least i'd be ladylike and stand on the chair screaming  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm currently dealing with a rat infestation in my kitchen
Ladies, anyone want to take over?
Fire in one of the neighbour's cats and watch the unfolding carnage. Your kitchen will look like a scene from Psycho afterwards, job done
I was able to create that scene from Psycho even without the neighbour's cat . The rat managed to free itself from the trap, I had to chase it through the kitchen whacking it with the kickboard which was to hand...I feel like Walter White from Breaking Bad cleaning up the blood bath
Oh how unladylike of you! At least i'd be ladylike and stand on the chair screaming "
Not using the proper rat trap
Can’t escape from the trap I have
If they start breeding inside your life n deep trouble lol
Could end up in the bedroom or anything  |
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I was able to create that scene from Psycho even without the neighbour's cat . The rat managed to free itself from the trap, I had to chase it through the kitchen whacking it with the kickboard which was to hand...I feel like Walter White from Breaking Bad cleaning up the blood bath
Oh how unladylike of you! At least i'd be ladylike and stand on the chair screaming "
If I had have had the choice - I would have packed my bags and moved house when I heard the trap go and the rat banging about in it . I most certainly screeched luring my pre-teen son in who then gave a running commentary to a friend via PlayStation gaming as the scene of my chase unfolded in the kitchen
It was an exciting Friday evening, to say the least  |
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Oh how unladylike of you! At least i'd be ladylike and stand on the chair screaming
Not using the proper rat trap
Can’t escape from the trap I have
If they start breeding inside your life n deep trouble lol
Could end up in the bedroom or anything "
Unfortunately I am limited by space for the "proper" rat trap.
I am hoping and praying that he/she didn't bring his family . Time will tell.
And I am fully aware that they'll get wherever they want once inside.
After yesterday's battle, I know I'll win the next one too |
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