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Hi Aunty Wendi.
Why do people join a swinging site if all they seem to do is meet for coffee at social meets, I know we Irish are a bit backwards in all in anyways but why do they not just join the local golf club, The difference between Irish and English fabbers is so many long poles apart. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi Aunty Wendi.
Why do people join a swinging site if all they seem to do is meet for coffee at social meets, I know we Irish are a bit backwards in all in anyways but why do they not just join the local golf club, The difference between Irish and English fabbers is so many long poles apart."
Everyone joins fab for their own reasons, if it's just to meet other people for socials and chat to like minded people who get them and the lifestyle they enjoy.
We're all own are own personal journey in life, just worry about you and what you want to take out of fab, your reasons you joined and have fun with it.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago
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Hi Auntie Wendy
I love fab in terms of the amount of people and input good and bad. I find it to be more open than Facebook and less bitter than Twitter. I take the good , observe the negative and enjoy the experience. What is your take on forums?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hi Auntie Wendy
I love fab in terms of the amount of people and input good and bad. I find it to be more open than Facebook and less bitter than Twitter. I take the good , observe the negative and enjoy the experience. What is your take on forums?
JB "
I've only discovered the forums the last couple of weeks.
I was going to leave fab as I wasn't enjoying it anymore(the usual constant stupid messages)
Until a friend said start using the forums.
They're quit good, but as you said there can be negative it's good to observe too, as you can see different points if views and educate yourself on different topics and even people's opinions.
Al in all fab is what it is, we all come here for one reason or another. As long as you enjoy ot and you're having fun that's all that matters.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago
North West, Outer Letterkenny area |
"Hi Auntie Wendy
I love fab in terms of the amount of people and input good and bad. I find it to be more open than Facebook and less bitter than Twitter. I take the good , observe the negative and enjoy the experience. What is your take on forums?
JB
I've only discovered the forums the last couple of weeks.
I was going to leave fab as I wasn't enjoying it anymore(the usual constant stupid messages)
Until a friend said start using the forums.
They're quit good, but as you said there can be negative it's good to observe too, as you can see different points if views and educate yourself on different topics and even people's opinions.
Al in all fab is what it is, we all come here for one reason or another. As long as you enjoy ot and you're having fun that's all that matters.
Love Auntie Wendi x "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Ok folks this thread is for Auntie Wendi.
Questions for me to answer.
Anyone jumping on the band wagon attacking other people or commenting on their questions.
Will be reported to admin.
I make these threads for them to be a fun safe place.
None of that shit or negativity will go down on my threads yous can take it somewhere else.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok folks this thread is for Auntie Wendi.
Questions for me to answer.
Anyone jumping on the band wagon attacking other people or commenting on their questions.
Will be reported to admin.
I make these threads for them to be a fun safe place.
None of that shit or negativity will go down on my threads yous can take it somewhere else.
Love Auntie Wendi x"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi
How long does it take you to transform from your vanilla life into your fab profile
Like the positively by the way "
Thank you.
It depends on what I'm doing, it can be anything from 30mins to an hour or longer.
I sometimes stick on some tunes have a drink do my makeup let it set, bake, just chill and get ready.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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"Ok boys and girls and all those in-between. It's time again for your favourite Agony Aunt, so anything you need help with ask away."
If you were given an opportunity to make fab a better place. What changes would you make and why ? |
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"Ok boys and girls and all those in-between. It's time again for your favourite Agony Aunt, so anything you need help with ask away.
If you were given an opportunity to make fab a better place. What changes would you make and why ? "
Fab will always be fab unfortunately.
There's alot of decent people and also alot that aren't.
Same as the time wasters amd fantasist.
The key is to enjoy it, don't get sucked into the rabbit hole, it's easy to get caught up in the negativity in forums, people messaging the same drivel or wasting your time.
But always remember it's the Internet alot of people are here for their own pleasure and reasons, just stay focused why you're here.
Love Auntie Wendi |
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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago
North West, Outer Letterkenny area |
"Hello Aunty Wendy. I burnt my helmet whilst attempting to have sex with a poptart. Should I use a higher quality product such as a M+S lasagne for example?"
Aunt Wendi I'll field this one. Yes a breville at least |
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"Hello Aunty Wendy. I burnt my helmet whilst attempting to have sex with a poptart. Should I use a higher quality product such as a M+S lasagne for example?
Aunt Wendi I'll field this one. Yes a breville at least "
Thanks but no thanks, I need proper advice from Aunty Wendy. |
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"Hello Aunty Wendy. I burnt my helmet whilst attempting to have sex with a poptart. Should I use a higher quality product such as a M+S lasagne for example?"
Well if going to be a lasagne it has to be the best and be an M+S lasagne.
But remember they do a wide selection of food.
Why dont you treat yourself get yourself something to drink and grab their dine in for two deal and make a night of it.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Thank you Aunty Wendi, are we limited to one question only?"
No remember this is my Agony Aunt forum for you to ask me questions and me to help you out. You might not always get the serious reply you want but I'll always reply and make you laugh.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hi Aunty wendi will the boys still want to play with me after they see my new HRT patch on my bum "
Tell them it's a quit smoking patch you put it there so you can't take it off.
Boys are dumb they'll be to busy looking at your ass to realise what it is.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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This is a difficult one as it is about my best mate who died recently. He had a huge stash of porn mags hidden in his attic. A few nights ago while he was asleep in bed a ton of magazines crashed through the ceiling killing him instantly. How do we attend the memorial mass and all pretend he was a great fella? |
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"Hi Aunty wendi will the boys still want to play with me after they see my new HRT patch on my bum
Tell them it's a quit smoking patch you put it there so you can't take it off.
Boys are dumb they'll be to busy looking at your ass to realise what it is.
Love Auntie Wendi x "
Boys are dumb ??
Explain yourself on that comment please?
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"This is a difficult one as it is about my best mate who died recently. He had a huge stash of porn mags hidden in his attic. A few nights ago while he was asleep in bed a ton of magazines crashed through the ceiling killing him instantly. How do we attend the memorial mass and all pretend he was a great fella?"
There's nothing wrong with having a healthy sexual appetite, as long as it was legal porn(you know what I talking about)
Does it really matter, remember the good things about him. So he looked at porn, don't you.
Yes he was killed by something he loved not a bad way to go, if my louboutin collection fell through the roof it'd be a sore way to go.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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Aunty Wendi. We all know the Queen bailed out Andy. Recently I was in court for sniffing the saddle of every ladies bicycle I came across and fined 50 euro and my mother refused to lend me the money to pay the fine, does this mean my even my own mother does not love me? |
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"Aunty Wendi. We all know the Queen bailed out Andy. Recently I was in court for sniffing the saddle of every ladies bicycle I came across and fined 50 euro and my mother refused to lend me the money to pay the fine, does this mean my even my own mother does not love me?"
Not at all, your mother is trying to learn you a lesson in life.
Your actions have consequences, if she bailed you out everytime you done something wrong. How are you ever going to learn, also shed never have a penny if she did.
So of you pay they €50 it's a lesson learned, have to pay a couple of €50 and you'll learn really quickly.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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Aunty Wendi. I was at a wedding a few weeks ago. I was hit on the head by a dildo I think was thrown from the top table. Should I sue the bride or her mother for compo, who was it most likely from? |
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"Aunty Wendi. I was at a wedding a few weeks ago. I was hit on the head by a dildo I think was thrown from the top table. Should I sue the bride or her mother for compo, who was it most likely from?"
Never you've no luck woth that sort of money.
Do you really want to be know as that dickhead?
I've had many a dildo hit me over the head,face and various body parts over the years, they're not a dangerous weapon.
I'd put it the memory bank and use it at parties for one of those unbelievable anecdotes and everyone will think you're hilarious.
Love Auntie Wendi x
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Aunty Wendi you are a fountain of knowledge and I will sleep easy tonight as you have solved all my prediciments for now, thank you x"
You're welcome
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Aunty Wendi. Can't sleep I'm exhausted. Any idea home to get to sleep?"
Try camomile tea if you have any, calm app os a good one for relaxing.
Have a wank that should tire you out.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By *abeWMan
over a year ago
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Hi aunty wendi
Im new to both swinging parties and munches. Both sound fun but i feel swinging parties would be a dive in the deep end while a munch is more of an ease into the whole thing. What's your take? |
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"Hi aunty wendi
Im new to both swinging parties and munches. Both sound fun but i feel swinging parties would be a dive in the deep end while a munch is more of an ease into the whole thing. What's your take?"
Well you've sort if answered your own question.
Try a few munches get a feel for it, see what you get out of them.
Remember every munch will be different as you'll be meeting different people.
Swinging parties are just that,a party Remember of you go to one you don't have to do anything, it's your choice amd what you choose, never rush into anything.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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