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"Im washing my hair. "Haha | |||
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"I'm licking my eyebrows " Interesting, have we met?  | |||
"My dog ate my car keys" As an aside, can't find mine this morning, and my dog does have a sheepish head on her! | |||
"I'm licking my eyebrows Interesting, have we met? "In your dreams | |||
"My dog ate my car keys As an aside, can't find mine this morning, and my dog does have a sheepish head on her! " See, it can happen | |||
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"I’m at the hospital, I swallowed Casey’s car keys "  | |||
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"Because I'm deemed to handsome "That's a terrible burden | |||
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"I'm braiding my leg hair" | |||
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"The good women are too far away" keep telling yourself that  | |||
"Because you don't deserve what I bring to the table "Either way one looks at it.... | |||
"I couldn't be bothered with all the pre meet preparation and my bush trimmers are broken "I like a bit of honesty | |||
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"My dog ate my car keys" I got a new car in October and to this day I'm convinced our dog ate the key to it as I lost it after a week. Lucky I had a spare | |||
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"My dog ate my car keys I got a new car in October and to this day I'm convinced our dog ate the key to it as I lost it after a week. Lucky I had a spare "Dog or key? | |||
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"Im doing the ironing " I'm on my way with mine to sneakily add to yours | |||
"Im doing the ironing " Oh Bog man I don't envy you, I learned to just iron as I go and it works a treat now an I realised the amount of things I was ironing that didn't need ironing at all, just fold up after being on the rads and it's good to go. Makes life much easier I think anyway. | |||
"Because I'm deemed to handsome
That's a terrible burden "Also because I tell the odd fib lol. | |||
"My dog ate my car keys I got a new car in October and to this day I'm convinced our dog ate the key to it as I lost it after a week. Lucky I had a spare
Dog or key? "Oh that wee frigger is still about haha | |||
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"Can't get anyone to actually meet me "Il meet you | |||
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"Can't get anyone to actually meet me
Il meet you "INCOMING!!! | |||
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"Can't get anyone to actually meet me
Il meet you
INCOMING!!!"No success yet | |||
"I accidentally used the deep heat instead of veet on my lady parts " | |||
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"I failed to get parole.....again " Are you sharing with DoubleU B? | |||
"I accidentally used the deep heat instead of veet on my lady parts " I think we all just sucked in a deep breath for this one | |||
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"I failed to get parole.....again Are you sharing with DoubleU B? "He on a different wing | |||
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"Cos i like to pull my own willy "That made me LOL | |||
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"You didn't offer to buy me slice of cake ". That is just outrageous. How dare he! . What do you prefer cheese cake or chocolate fudge? | |||
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"My dog step on a bee.. " Nooooooo | |||
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"I'm.happier with me myself and I " I cut my ball(s) shaving...  | |||
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