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Who will wake up, despite not drinking and despite never smoking the devils lettuce, and find I have sent messages to various profiles I think are hot , full of bad spelling and grammar, and generally ruining any chance I may have had .. 
There must be a name for this condition.. and I can’t attend my GP till Monday so I turn to my Fab peers for guidance  |
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Many time I have done that. Send the message just to realise that I forgot to type one or two words, typed "if" instead of "of" and whatnot. Funny as it mostly happens on fab. My theory is that I'm using my dick to type rather than my brain :D |
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"Who will wake up, despite not drinking and despite never smoking the devils lettuce, and find I have sent messages to various profiles I think are hot , full of bad spelling and grammar, and generally ruining any chance I may have had ..
There must be a name for this condition.. and I can’t attend my GP till Monday so I turn to my Fab peers for guidance "
I am sure the son of the emperor always gets replies, regardless of lifestyle habits or spelling and grammatical errors 
And what kind of an emperor's son are you having to wait out the weekend for a GPs appointment   |
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To save on this embarrassing faux paux have a selection of copy and paste messages to choose from such as "Hello beautiful lady you have nice bosoms" or " nice posterior can I ejaculate inside it"
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The answer is pretty obvious, and obviously pretty as well..
COCK PIC!
That's all that's required.
There's no risk of typos or spelling mistakes.
Then just watch as you're inbox gets flooded by messages from ladies who are themselves dealing with their own flooding issues as a result of seeing your love pole.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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"To save on this embarrassing faux paux have a selection of copy and paste messages to choose from such as "Hello beautiful lady you have nice bosoms" or " nice posterior can I ejaculate inside it"
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Sage advice my lady… and maybe just snap a few pics of my flaccid giggle stick that I can attach while doing so? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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"The answer is pretty obvious, and obviously pretty as well..
COCK PIC!
That's all that's required.
There's no risk of typos or spelling mistakes.
Then just watch as you're inbox gets flooded by messages from ladies who are themselves dealing with their own flooding issues as a result of seeing your love pole. "
See I bloody knew it, I knew all those women who say no cock pics, sick of cock pics , stop showing me your wiener etc were lying, and secretly wanted to see it .. thanks Mike  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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"When you're holding your cock in one hand and typing with the other you're creating a short circuit. It cuts out the brain, that's why you've no recollection.  "
It can’t be that, I don’t have the dexterity to type one handed .. might be happening when I take a mid message Willy squeeze break tho..  |
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"Who will wake up, despite not drinking and despite never smoking the devils lettuce, and find I have sent messages to various profiles I think are hot , full of bad spelling and grammar, and generally ruining any chance I may have had ..
There must be a name for this condition.. and I can’t attend my GP till Monday so I turn to my Fab peers for guidance "
Maybe try q splif and a few drinks... at least you won't give a fuck about it then |
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"Many time I have done that. Send the message just to realise that I forgot to type one or two words, typed "if" instead of "of" and whatnot. Funny as it mostly happens on fab. My theory is that I'm using my dick to type rather than my brain :D"
Do you tell people that before you lend them your phone  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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"Who will wake up, despite not drinking and despite never smoking the devils lettuce, and find I have sent messages to various profiles I think are hot , full of bad spelling and grammar, and generally ruining any chance I may have had ..
There must be a name for this condition.. and I can’t attend my GP till Monday so I turn to my Fab peers for guidance
I am sure the son of the emperor always gets replies, regardless of lifestyle habits or spelling and grammatical errors
And what kind of an emperor's son are you having to wait out the weekend for a GPs appointment "
Long story short, he was an emperor in Nigeria and I need to smuggle some of his money out of the country, so if I DM you my bank details can you send me €50k just to cover the bank fees and then obviously I’ll split the 100 million with you guys after it’s out? 
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"Who will wake up, despite not drinking and despite never smoking the devils lettuce, and find I have sent messages to various profiles I think are hot , full of bad spelling and grammar, and generally ruining any chance I may have had ..
There must be a name for this condition.. and I can’t attend my GP till Monday so I turn to my Fab peers for guidance
I am sure the son of the emperor always gets replies, regardless of lifestyle habits or spelling and grammatical errors
And what kind of an emperor's son are you having to wait out the weekend for a GPs appointment
Long story short, he was an emperor in Nigeria and I need to smuggle some of his money out of the country, so if I DM you my bank details can you send me €50k just to cover the bank fees and then obviously I’ll split the 100 million with you guys after it’s out?
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50k in bank fees is extortion . Renegotiate with the bank and get back to me
Welcome back, by the way |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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"Who will wake up, despite not drinking and despite never smoking the devils lettuce, and find I have sent messages to various profiles I think are hot , full of bad spelling and grammar, and generally ruining any chance I may have had ..
There must be a name for this condition.. and I can’t attend my GP till Monday so I turn to my Fab peers for guidance
I am sure the son of the emperor always gets replies, regardless of lifestyle habits or spelling and grammatical errors
And what kind of an emperor's son are you having to wait out the weekend for a GPs appointment
Long story short, he was an emperor in Nigeria and I need to smuggle some of his money out of the country, so if I DM you my bank details can you send me €50k just to cover the bank fees and then obviously I’ll split the 100 million with you guys after it’s out?
50k in bank fees is extortion . Renegotiate with the bank and get back to me
Welcome back, by the way "
I’ll call them right after I get through to the ever engaged GPs..
And thank you, it’s nice to be back |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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"We've been getting loads of messages...well the Mrs has, completely oblivious to the fact it's a couples profile and there's two of us! Lol
I kind of get a kick out of that tho. Lol"
Surely that’s just shitty Fab manners though..?? |
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"Many time I have done that. Send the message just to realise that I forgot to type one or two words, typed "if" instead of "of" and whatnot. Funny as it mostly happens on fab. My theory is that I'm using my dick to type rather than my brain :D
Do you tell people that before you lend them your phone "
I used to but I don't say anything anymore as they would usually lick the screen in the hope that they would taste my cock |
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By *ogladyWoman 45 weeks ago
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"Many time I have done that. Send the message just to realise that I forgot to type one or two words, typed "if" instead of "of" and whatnot. Funny as it mostly happens on fab. My theory is that I'm using my dick to type rather than my brain :D
Do you tell people that before you lend them your phone
I used to but I don't say anything anymore as they would usually lick the screen in the hope that they would taste my cock "
Send on a pic so I need to clean me screen |
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"Many time I have done that. Send the message just to realise that I forgot to type one or two words, typed "if" instead of "of" and whatnot. Funny as it mostly happens on fab. My theory is that I'm using my dick to type rather than my brain :D
Do you tell people that before you lend them your phone
I used to but I don't say anything anymore as they would usually lick the screen in the hope that they would taste my cock
Send on a pic so I need to clean me screen "
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"We've been getting loads of messages...well the Mrs has, completely oblivious to the fact it's a couples profile and there's two of us! Lol
I kind of get a kick out of that tho. Lol
Surely that’s just shitty Fab manners though..?? "
It probably is, but it's almost entertaining watching them squirm when the "You're gorgeous, Would love to meet you for a coffee, maybe more?" Gets "Thanks, I'm more of a tea guy" response lol |
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