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Just wondering if anyone gets a giggle from insults received on here, whether funny or just bizarre, or words you've not heard for a long time?
Here's one from yesterday
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I refused a guy into the bar I was working at one night. In front of a queue of about 70-80 people he said "aah f**k you, you're only a fat Brian O'Driscoll anyway"
I didn't know whether to be insulted or complimented, but the people in the queue thought it was hilarious  |
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Got a message from a guy one day that read as follows "straight here, would love to drain your cock". I very politely declined and he replied... OK but by the way if you will meet MF couples you're gay! |
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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"Just wondering if anyone gets a giggle from insults received on here, whether funny or just bizarre, or words you've not heard for a long time?
Here's one from yesterday
Message: Hey
Reply: No thank you
Message: Fab Minger
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Fab minger is an Oxymoron, or maybe just the person who sent is |
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"I refused a guy into the bar I was working at one night. In front of a queue of about 70-80 people he said "aah f**k you, you're only a fat Brian O'Driscoll anyway"
I didn't know whether to be insulted or complimented, but the people in the queue thought it was hilarious "
Compliment I'd say |
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* Hey SexyBuoy I'm horny send me a face pic
* Sorry I don't send face pics after first message
* F*** you so you f***** pussy!!
I laughed and then realised this "female" profile was actually some bloke |
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"Some are hilarious
Him...wanna meet
Me... No thanks
Him...."Get over yer self love your a slapper on fab swinnger"
You have to laugh "
I can see him now wasted down the local disco at 2am, reeking of piss, the "I shot JR" tshirt over the dirty jeans and he grabbing anyone that moves.. what a charmer! |
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The mention of Dubs and northsiders reminds me of a southside bloke being arsey with a northise bloke when the northsider put down the southsider with " Northside women have more balls than southside men"
I thought it was hilarious  |
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By *astelloWoman 38 weeks ago
Tír na nÓg |
Met a lad in a pub in macroom one...
Tis rural there...a fine big farmer lad says....
Him: "Do you want me to talk dirty"
Me: Ahem
Him: "I haven't washed in a week"
I actually spilled my drink laughing |
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By * VaWoman 38 weeks ago
Dublin |
These are great! My favourite so far isn't an insult per se but it still makes me laugh, years later:
"hay bbe u do anl"
I'm still not sure if it was a question, statement, suggestion, instruction or other! |
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By *ohnFKMan 38 weeks ago
Where the Streets Have No Name |
"I just post them all on my profile, they’re gas ...You must have chuffed to be called a stuck up cockeyed c*nt 
My fav was when he said he’d rather wank hahaha "
Oh good There are some new ones
Jesus!!  The one about your future lineage is a bit 'out there'
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"I just post them all on my profile, they’re gas ...You must have chuffed to be called a stuck up cockeyed c*nt
My fav was when he said he’d rather wank hahaha
Oh good There are some new ones
Jesus!! The one about your future lineage is a bit 'out there'
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That is from my biggest fan. He keeps making new profiles to tell me how useless I am as I don’t have children, I’m not really sure why he thinks I don’t have kids. But sure look, I’d love to have the time he does |
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"These are great! My favourite so far isn't an insult per se but it still makes me laugh, years later:
"hay bbe u do anl"
I'm still not sure if it was a question, statement, suggestion, instruction or other!"
I'm keeping this. It's so efficient! |
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Paraphrasing here...
"Tim you are obviously gay and looking for men because you're showing your bum on your profile pic"
Him
"No, it's a creative cheeky photo. Anyway, best of luck with the new album there Bieber"
Me 
(...with his sun glasses on, he was a dead ringer for JB  ) |
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By *om TangoMan 32 weeks ago
aughnacloy monaghan area |
Few have called me a wanker ??. Had to check if they were watching me in the window. Unfortunately never caught them yet but I still watch out for them. Some day I will catch who’s watching me |
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“Youse are only frigid queers anyway!”
Still laugh when I think about it 
Love how toxic “nice” guys turn when told, “You are not the sex droid we’re looking for”. If only the Jedi mind trick worked  |
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