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Ahaha. Brilliant folks. We off to a great start. O.P.
You know you’re ugly when parents take off your leash and tell you to chase the cars lol.
When you go to the beach and others ask your parents what they used for bait lol
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By *oo32Man 36 weeks ago
tipperary |
You were fed with a catapult
The tide wouldn't take ya out
You'd haunt houses
They slapped your mother when you were born
Onions cry around you
You've to sneak up on the mirror
Head on ya like a bulldog lickin piss off a nettle |
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I was so ugly when I was born not only did my mammy slap me she also feed me through a straw lol
At church the priest used his boot to baptise me.
I was so ugly my proctologist stuck his finger in my mouth and told to cough lol
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When your parents only have the Negatives saved of you in your family album. Lol.
When you go to the zoo and the monkeys throw bananas at you. Lol.
When you go to the Zoo and they try and hold on to you lol.
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When your born and the hospital tells your parents to keep your receipt lol And then you see plastic surgeon rubbing his hand in the background and saying he’s going to be busy in the future lol.
When you look in the mirror and your teeth resemble a wind beaten picket fence lol |
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"Lucky for me, I have no idea how to answer this question. 
I'll leave it up to you professionals
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Ahaha. Now now. Brad Pitt has joined fab lol but that won’t save you from a Roast -
I’ve often seen more meat on butchers apron  |
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