Fab (and kinky sex in general) seems to have a strange effect on peoples' minds, leading them to believe things that are simply not true.
For example, there's a pervasive myth that women and couples are fucking all the time. This is not reality but some still tend to believe (or fantasise) that it is.
So.. what are some myths you see or hear about on Fab?
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By *og-ManMan 35 weeks ago
somewhere |
Junction 14
A few years ago a young man actually drove down there late one evening to meet a woman who made a joke about giving out free blowjobs
He messaged me to ask where he should meet her and sent her a message saying he was there |
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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago
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Fab Straight/Bi , doesn't mean you want to fuck dudes , it could mean you are situationally bi, maybe you like pegging, maybe oral , it definitely doesn't mean like the ladies said , your just waiting for someone to either suck you off or you them.
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"That us women are just waiting for a text from a blank profile to drop our knickers and invite a complete over to our home for bareback sex"
Because we're sitting around in our fancy undies with legs shaved and full makeup done at 7am on a Tuesday morning |
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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago
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"Here now bog, a mistake is a mistake, I got carried away with myself...
Robbing the car to drive there eas a bit much "
Hey , those kids weren't supposed to be there |
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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago
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"That us women are just waiting for a text from a blank profile to drop our knickers and invite a complete over to our home for bareback sex
Because we're sitting around in our fancy undies with legs shaved and full makeup done at 7am on a Tuesday morning "
Mondays too ?
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"Sydney University and fab being a publicly owned company
Blowing out someones else's candle make your light shine brighter ....no it doesn't "
I love thats last one, I'm going to use that in thr future lol |
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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago
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It's laughing at the absurdity of some guys thinking that women are as horny and easy as they are , fuck anyone kind of thing, one lady from here has dialaride and she constantly waits at j14 for faceless profiles to come fuck her.
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"It's laughing at the absurdity of some guys thinking that women are as horny and easy as they are , fuck anyone kind of thing, one lady from here has dialaride and she constantly waits at j14 for faceless profiles to come fuck her.
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They are building a new slip road to ease the traffic leading to a carpark the lay by just isn't big enough.called the rosy red carpark |
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"That us women are just waiting for a text from a blank profile to drop our knickers and invite a complete over to our home for bareback sex
Because we're sitting around in our fancy undies with legs shaved and full makeup done at 7am on a Tuesday morning "
And rightly so, sure ye women have nothing else to do anyway
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By *ustBoWoman 35 weeks ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
That all women get 100's of messages daily and there is nothing they can do to stop them.
That men are the only abusive ones on here.
That fanny blindness is not a thing on here. |
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"And everyone looks exactly like their photos as they do in real life!! I promise I don't use filters!!!
I know you don't "
...oh course you do Inq! One myth we can dispell is neither of use filters! A filter is for your car...not for fab!! |
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"Great body means a face to match
Great face means a body to match
body off baywatch = face off crime watch "
...they think they are in Sex in the City but the rest of us think they belong in Fair City!  |
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The existence of a clique of elite swinger gatekeepers who hold the keys to the true secret of swinging.
Long has it been hidden in plain sight of the unworthy peasants.
Only the chosen ones shall find the true fountain of youth, the vesica, the holy grail.
Yet if you are the gate keeper
Then I am the key master . |
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By *affa31Woman 35 weeks ago
Galway |
"That getting a coffee veri from the help a fabber thread is going to unlock the gates to pussyville.
Now bringing a box of Jaffas to the veri, that opens the gates."
Vicious rumour! I will accept jaffas though |
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"That getting a coffee veri from the help a fabber thread is going to unlock the gates to pussyville.
Now bringing a box of Jaffas to the veri, that opens the gates.
Vicious rumour! I will accept jaffas though "
Who wouldn't? But I do think there would be something far more appetizing if we were to ever meet  |
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"The existence of a clique of elite swinger gatekeepers who hold the keys to the true secret of swinging.
Long has it been hidden in plain sight of the unworthy peasants.
Only the chosen ones shall find the true fountain of youth, the vesica, the holy grail.
Yet if you are the gate keeper
Then I am the key master ."
Are you a GOD?? |
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"That getting a coffee veri from the help a fabber thread is going to unlock the gates to pussyville. "
It actually worked a treat for me.
Haven't had time to look back since my fab angel met me for my first coffee social and gave me a veri.
So indeed myth can become reality.  |
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By *s LollyWoman 35 weeks ago
The pub then supermacs ... |
"The sky remote control is a valid measurement device
(I’m glad the new ones are smaller )
It will always be the Lynx Deodorant Bottle
Only the finest Lynx Africa will do."
Gives me the fanny flutters |
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"The sky remote control is a valid measurement device
(I’m glad the new ones are smaller )
It will always be the Lynx Deodorant Bottle
Only the finest Lynx Africa will do.
Gives me the fanny flutters "
Oh by God, let me look in the attic for an old gift set, I'll stink of it |
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By *s LollyWoman 35 weeks ago
The pub then supermacs ... |
"The sky remote control is a valid measurement device
(I’m glad the new ones are smaller )
It will always be the Lynx Deodorant Bottle
Only the finest Lynx Africa will do.
Gives me the fanny flutters
Oh by God, let me look in the attic for an old gift set, I'll stink of it "
Send me a pic if you find it  |
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"All women are bi
That’s wat it appears like
Very very small percentage are str8 on here according to their profile "
Another myth is that all of the ladies indicated as bicurious ARE actually bicurious. |
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By *orny4UtwoCouple 35 weeks ago
N County Dublin/Meath |
When someone with no profile pics messages "Hi" at stupid o clock gets my juices flowing enough to wake the hubby and drive 20 miles to meet them at the side of the road for a discreet meet while their wife sleeps |
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People that believe that a verification is an acknowledgment or receipt of sexual activity happened between yourself and the person(s) who wrote it, despite the verification saying something different.
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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago
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Fab myth's?... Fab itself is a myth...There are some that think women on fab is dial a ride ..it's far from that..the women here love sex ..and lots of it.. but they won't have sex with people that don't interest them ..that's not a myth..that's the truth. |
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By *og-ManMan 35 weeks ago
somewhere |
"Fab myth's?... Fab itself is a myth...There are some that think women on fab is dial a ride ..it's far from that..the women here love sex ..and lots of it.. but they won't have sex with people that don't interest them ..that's not a myth..that's the truth. "
Do you delete your profile and start again every month |
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By *acyoneWoman 35 weeks ago
Donegal |
"Fab myth's?... Fab itself is a myth...There are some that think women on fab is dial a ride ..it's far from that..the women here love sex ..and lots of it.. but they won't have sex with people that don't interest them ..that's not a myth..that's the truth.
Do you delete your profile and start again every month "
Do you keep notes on everyone?.. |
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By *og-ManMan 35 weeks ago
somewhere |
"Fab myth's?... Fab itself is a myth...There are some that think women on fab is dial a ride ..it's far from that..the women here love sex ..and lots of it.. but they won't have sex with people that don't interest them ..that's not a myth..that's the truth.
Do you delete your profile and start again every month
Do you keep notes on everyone?.."
No its only a myth |
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By *asual777Man 35 weeks ago
i travel all over |
1. Because you got invited to something once, organisers have a lifetime duty to keep inviting you to all future events forever more.
2. There is no expectation of any reciprocation when it comes to organising small group meets . Some people merely exist to facilitate your re-invitations and are delighted to always organise things for you. inviting guests , booking venues and carrying all the risks are never your role. You’re way too important for that kind of donkey work .
3. Fabbers don’t talk to each other . You can get angry if rejected and send messages showing your true nature and nobody other than the recipient will find out . |
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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago
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Fab is full of liberal, straight -talking, well-adjusted individuals and there's no back-biting, gossip, manipulation or passive-aggression
Just to emphasise that point  |
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"That a profile full of dick pics will turn a lady on 
That a profile full of pics of you playing with a ton of different women unprotected will get you a meet 
B x"
Dido!!!! I do feel slightly bad for some of the guys on here though. The majority ruins it for the few. |
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That nobody is judged on here. Never judge a book by its cover is a million miles away from what occurs on fab.
That gossip doesn’t happen. - it’s rife
That veris are the be all and end all - they actually mean nothing and many reasons why a person hasn’t/ isn’t meeting. |
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By *eijaWoman 35 weeks ago
City Centre |
"That a profile full of dick pics will turn a lady on
That a profile full of pics of you playing with a ton of different women unprotected will get you a meet
B x
Dido!!!! I do feel slightly bad for some of the guys on here though. The majority ruins it for the few. "
Don't feel sorry the great single guys always do well. They treat women with respect, attend events and make an effort!
B x |
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"That a profile full of dick pics will turn a lady on
That a profile full of pics of you playing with a ton of different women unprotected will get you a meet
B x
Dido!!!! I do feel slightly bad for some of the guys on here though. The majority ruins it for the few.
Don't feel sorry the great single guys always do well. They treat women with respect, attend events and make an effort!
B x"
I think the bad bunch have an effect on the good bunch. Many make an effort on here through mail etc but struggle to get anywhere. That’s the nature of the website. I don’t believe for one minute on here you should have to attend events to be successful, as in getting meets. |
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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago
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"Fab myth's?... Fab itself is a myth...There are some that think women on fab is dial a ride ..it's far from that..the women here love sex ..and lots of it.. but they won't have sex with people that don't interest them ..that's not a myth..that's the truth.
Do you delete your profile and start again every month "
Do you lose sleep thinking about matters that don't concern you ? |
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