Looking for a meet. Boring time guaranteed. Awkward small talk and even more awkward silences a must.
Clumsy attempts at contact, accidentally headbutting you when kissing cheek on meeting, holding hands while walking then tripping you by accident, definitely on the cards.
Unintentional insults, no sexual chemistry in our future.
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"Looking for a meet. Boring time guaranteed. Awkward small talk and even more awkward silences a must.
Clumsy attempts at contact, accidentally headbutting you when kissing cheek on meeting, holding hands while walking then tripping you by accident, definitely on the cards.
Unintentional insults, no sexual chemistry in our future.
Any ladies interested PM, neutral or unused verification for the right one."
You sound experienced at this eh  |
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"Looking for a meet. Boring time guaranteed. Awkward small talk and even more awkward silences a must.
Clumsy attempts at contact, accidentally headbutting you when kissing cheek on meeting, holding hands while walking then tripping you by accident, definitely on the cards.
Unintentional insults, no sexual chemistry in our future.
Any ladies interested PM, neutral or unused verification for the right one.
You sound experienced at this eh "
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