We had favourites, now give your worst. The ones you hate, the ones you took a chance on, the ones you fell out of love with, the unwanted Xmas gifted ones ...etc
For me , although I like joop, I could never own and wear it. It was the original lavatory attendants choice. Any lad who visited the jacks after 10pm always came back reeking of it lol
And Paco robanne poor homme in the green bottle, pretty much bought it blind when young, didn't Evan get half way through the bottle before lay Thier gathering dust for years |
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By *og-ManMan 26 weeks ago
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My Granny used to wear a lavender smelling perfume when I was a child
Hated having to give her a hug and kiss when leaving every week
So thats the one that if anyone is wearing something that smells similar I just couldnt  |
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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago
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A work colleague wore Poison which I thought was nice. I bought a bottle and we were all ready to go out for a night out only to be told by my hubby it smelled like cats piss!
Had to reshower and redress
Threw it in the bin. |
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I don't spend big money on fragrances.
Over the years I've been gifted Invictus which was horrible on me.
Same with Fahrenheit.
I bought Cool Water a couple of years ago and didn't like it at all. I tried it a couple of months later and really like it now. |
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"My Granny used to wear a lavender smelling perfume when I was a child
Hated having to give her a hug and kiss when leaving every week
So thats the one that if anyone is wearing something that smells similar I just couldnt "
That's stressful for a young lad, only beaten by two other granny related events...
1) You're kissing your granny goodnight and she slips the tongue in
2) You're kissing your granny goodnight and she drops the hand.
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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago
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"My Granny used to wear a lavender smelling perfume when I was a child
Hated having to give her a hug and kiss when leaving every week
So thats the one that if anyone is wearing something that smells similar I just couldnt
That's stressful for a young lad, only beaten by two other granny related events...
1) You're kissing your granny goodnight and she slips the tongue in
2) You're kissing your granny goodnight and she drops the hand.
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"My Granny used to wear a lavender smelling perfume when I was a child
Hated having to give her a hug and kiss when leaving every week
So thats the one that if anyone is wearing something that smells similar I just couldnt
That's stressful for a young lad, only beaten by two other granny related events...
1) You're kissing your granny goodnight and she slips the tongue in
2) You're kissing your granny goodnight and she drops the hand.
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That's a whole different level of counselling. Please someone get this thread back on track quick lol |
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"A work colleague wore Poison which I thought was nice. I bought a bottle and we were all ready to go out for a night out only to be told by my hubby it smelled like cats piss!
Had to reshower and redress
Threw it in the bin. "
I am pissing myself laughing here with that comment. |
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"A work colleague wore Poison which I thought was nice. I bought a bottle and we were all ready to go out for a night out only to be told by my hubby it smelled like cats piss!
Had to reshower and redress
Threw it in the bin.
I am pissing myself laughing here with that comment. "
Yep, gonna be hard to beat that lol |
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Has to be poison, I've always hated the strength of its smell and it's sickly aroma.
A women at work used to bathe in the stuff and it used to make my stomach churn. One particular morning I was dieing of hangover and I actually got sick still to this day if I get a wiff passing by it conjures up that sickly feeling. |
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"My arse.
I didn't think it was possible to smell your own arse, regardless of how much yoga you do 
Think that one through
Using third party integers is cheating "
What if you're smelling someone else's nose? |
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"Joop
Lynx
Poison
Alien
Migraine inducing stenches
Alien is awful...and remember Eden in the green bottle. You could almost taste that "
Legend for men is cool , Sarah Jessica Parker honey is nice too |
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"Joop
Lynx
Poison
Alien
Migraine inducing stenches
Alien is awful...and remember Eden in the green bottle. You could almost taste that Legend for men is cool , Sarah Jessica Parker honey is nice too "
Sorry no room in here for good fragrances lol |
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My nose does a weird thing lately where one same perfume will smell completely goddamn different to me from week to week. I once smelled La vie est belle on a lady and it was so gorgeous i almost went and bought it right away. Instead I went and gave it a sniff in Boots, and was like meh, whatever. Next time I loved it. Last time it was meh again. Then one day ill be absolutely in love with YSL libre after trying it out, next time all i can smell is vinegar?? |
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"My nose does a weird thing lately where one same perfume will smell completely goddamn different to me from week to week. I once smelled La vie est belle on a lady and it was so gorgeous i almost went and bought it right away. Instead I went and gave it a sniff in Boots, and was like meh, whatever. Next time I loved it. Last time it was meh again. Then one day ill be absolutely in love with YSL libre after trying it out, next time all i can smell is vinegar?? "
Could you be pregnant?  |
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By *og-ManMan 26 weeks ago
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"I remember having to wash a dress 3 times to get rid of his fragrance
What about poor Monica Lewinsky
'Poor' Monica Lewinsky could have been a wealthy woman had she kept that dress "
In fairness to her she owns that whole story now
Shes funny on Twitter |
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"I remember having to wash a dress 3 times to get rid of his fragrance
What about poor Monica Lewinsky
'Poor' Monica Lewinsky could have been a wealthy woman had she kept that dress
In fairness to her she owns that whole story now
Shes funny on Twitter "
Good for her  |
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