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By *ackandsasha OP   Couple 23 weeks ago

West Dublin

Besides the your and date of birth and death, what would like written on your gravestone ?

Spike Milligan famously had "I told you I was ill".

I would love "Hated people, loved dogs."

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By *arahtv1960TV/TS 23 weeks ago

Newtownabbey

Fuck the Tories

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By *ilderMan 23 weeks ago

dublin

Look it, it was what it was....

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By *DSGCouple 23 weeks ago

That place in

Not planning to have a gravestone

Plans to be scattered into the four winds,

He want to leave his body to science

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By *og-ManMan 23 weeks ago

somewhere

It's the circle of life

And it moves us all

Through despair and hope

Through faith and love

'Til we find our place

On the path unwinding

In the circle

The circle of life

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By *urious39Man 23 weeks ago

castlebar

Don’t be sad. I always liked going down

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By *ipstick KissesWoman 23 weeks ago

South Down, Northern Ireland

Is that it?

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By *xstevenxxMan 23 weeks ago

Ashbourne

Reliable

Help out anyone

And very punctual

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By *ealitybitesMan 23 weeks ago

Belfast

Elvis has left the building

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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago

Bless her little soul

She went with a smile

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By *otownkid1967Man 23 weeks ago

Portlaoise

He was some hoor in his day

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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago

"It was worse than I thought"

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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago

I did it my way

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By *alvin.Man 23 weeks ago

Cork/Dublin

Youre standing on my balls!

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By *untimecouple36Couple 23 weeks ago

allover

Fooled you all im in Barbados

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By *og-ManMan 23 weeks ago

somewhere


"Youre standing on my balls! "

How big are your balls

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By *alvin.Man 23 weeks ago

Cork/Dublin


"Youre standing on my balls!

How big are your balls "

Think of two mister potato heads in a football sock, and you would be over calculating

Stop laughing Bog

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By *og-ManMan 23 weeks ago

somewhere


"Youre standing on my balls!

How big are your balls

Think of two mister potato heads in a football sock, and you would be over calculating

Stop laughing Bog "

Im thinking of our two heads together

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By *alvin.Man 23 weeks ago

Cork/Dublin


"Youre standing on my balls!

How big are your balls

Think of two mister potato heads in a football sock, and you would be over calculating

Stop laughing Bog

Im thinking of our two heads together "

That would be one hairy ball and one baldy ball so

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By *og-ManMan 23 weeks ago

somewhere


"Youre standing on my balls!

How big are your balls

Think of two mister potato heads in a football sock, and you would be over calculating

Stop laughing Bog

Im thinking of our two heads together

That would be one hairy ball and one baldy ball so

"

Like a bad waxing

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By *alvin.Man 23 weeks ago

Cork/Dublin

Op.. If possible id like to change my answer to your question that I posted above.

My new answer would be... 'you're standing on bogs head'

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By *uddlyBear1972Man 23 weeks ago

Just inside the Pale

I am recultant to post this but my favourite has always been

"Be to my virtues a little kind, be to my faults a little blind" You use this before me I will haunt you to the end of existence.

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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago

"What a cunt"

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By *ackandsasha OP   Couple 23 weeks ago

West Dublin


"Op.. If possible id like to change my answer to your question that I posted above.

My new answer would be... 'you're standing on bogs head' "

You can change, but you'll be charged double.

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By *ackandsasha OP   Couple 23 weeks ago

West Dublin


"I am recultant to post this but my favourite has always been

"Be to my virtues a little kind, be to my faults a little blind" You use this before me I will haunt you to the end of existence. "

The winner !

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man 23 weeks ago

Tip Meath, Louth border of..Monaghan..

'this lad is going nowhere fast,

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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago

Doggy please

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By *og-ManMan 23 weeks ago

somewhere

Dont forget to put the bins out

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple 23 weeks ago

kinkytown

He was an asshole

Jay

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By *UBGUY8Man 23 weeks ago

Dublin

......now do you believe me?....

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By *easingTimMan 23 weeks ago

Loughlinstown

"He came, he saw, he verified"

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By *panishRebelMan 23 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

I don't want a grave stone.

Give me ashes, a beautiful view from a hillside into the west with a tree planted over ashes and a big comfortable bench where the thoughtful and the horny can sit, look and enjoy for years to come.

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By *panishRebelMan 23 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland


"It's the circle of life

And it moves us all

Through despair and hope

Through faith and love

'Til we find our place

On the path unwinding

In the circle

The circle of life"

Nice

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man 23 weeks ago

Tip Meath, Louth border of..Monaghan..

'Life's a journey

Not a destination,

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By *igglefunWoman 23 weeks ago

Cork

She was some CUNT

But a lovely CUNT

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By *astelloWoman 23 weeks ago

Tír na nÓg

Live like no ones watching,

Dance cos no one cares,

Smile, laugh every day,

A memory of me to share.

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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago


"'Life's a journey

Not a destination,

"

Mine would read.....

Destination reached

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By *s LollyWoman 23 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Turn Off The Bloody Immersion Heater"

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man 23 weeks ago

Tip Meath, Louth border of..Monaghan..


""Turn Off The Bloody Immersion Heater" "

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man 23 weeks ago

Tip Meath, Louth border of..Monaghan..


"'Life's a journey

Not a destination,

Mine would read.....

Destination reached"

Destination Donegal!! D OD

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By *eralt80Man 23 weeks ago

cork

Genuine deceased single male seeks NSA fun in the afterlife with hot single women. Can’t travel, can accommodate albeit a little tight

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman 23 weeks ago

Naughty Lane

Joke's over!!!let me out now

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By *andytownMan 23 weeks ago

Gods Own Country

I'm dead....the end.

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By *ex coupleCouple 23 weeks ago

wexford

Sure look it

Isn’t that it

Who’s horny anyway

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By *urfdudeMan 23 weeks ago

WEXFORD

I dont know who owns that hard-drive

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By *leasuremax 3000Man 23 weeks ago

Galway

He tried his best, and when his best wasn't good enough he tried to learn the new bit

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By *ural delightMan 23 weeks ago

Enniskillen

I've moved two graves down

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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago


"I've moved two graves down"

Feck off that's mine leave me alone

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By *iSi74Man 23 weeks ago

Mayo 26th - 28th

"Not the biggest hole I've been in"

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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago


""Not the biggest hole I've been in""

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