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By *omethingnew41 OP Couple 2 weeks ago

City Centre

Give me your worst chat up lines, bad but funny. I love them.

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By *omethingnew41 OP Couple 2 weeks ago

City Centre

You walk up to very attractive person. You look them deep into there eyes and say.

I know we are not socks! But I think we would make a great pair.

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By *entlemanjack2Man 2 weeks ago

Midlands

Attracted to you like a moth to a flame, a fly to a sh..e , a tick to a hound dog.

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By *voidingboredomMan 2 weeks ago

around

New digital one is sending an emoji/gif/pic of a cute dog to someone and then the following message:

"Whoah there you are Rex. Sorry about that, he's always wandering off on me going hunting for the hottest women. Didn't mean to disturb you. But hey, now that I'm here, what's up?!"

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By *omethingnew41 OP Couple 2 weeks ago

City Centre

Oooo that would be a hard sell. Hi, just wanted to say I am attracted to you like a tick to a hound dog.

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By *unlinguyMan 2 weeks ago

South Dublin

Hey.. suppose a kebab and a ride is out of the question??

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By *ealmc1973Man 2 weeks ago

Clare, Tipperary

Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later?

or, abbreviation of said phrase, used by many blokes on here: Wanna fuck?

Always works

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By *ogday2181Man 2 weeks ago

Dublin

Wanna fuck?

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By *og-ManMan 2 weeks ago

somewhere

Fancy a donut

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By *rprotonMan 2 weeks ago

Dublin

Ah cmon the classic: Are you alright? I can only imagine the pain you are in after falling out of the heavens!

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By *ombikerMan 2 weeks ago

the right side of the river

I hear you are a good cook.

If you cook me dinner and it’s good I might let you cook me breakfast as well.

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By *voidingboredomMan 2 weeks ago

around

That dress looks great on you...

... but it would look better on my bedroom floor

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By *ammerdrill321Man 2 weeks ago

Glasnevin

I hope you know CPR because you've taken my breath away

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple 2 weeks ago

Kinda Dublin

I've got a boner, and it's pointing at you

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By *iny DelightWoman 2 weeks ago

City Centre

I enjoy watching sunsets but I'd prefer to see you go down.

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By *og-ManMan 2 weeks ago

somewhere

Ask your mate if she'd like a dance

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By *ot so needyMan 2 weeks ago

Galway

Before you ask. No it's not, I'm just happy to see you.

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By *ixie and dixie2022Couple 2 weeks ago

villiage

Are you good with numbers you be the 6 and i will be the 9

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By *ohnFKMan 2 weeks ago

Where the Streets Have No Name

- Do you like wine gums?

- Well wind your gums around this (Points to genitalia

)

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By *osyRedLipsWoman 2 weeks ago

Kildare

Can I sit on your face so you can guess my weight

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By *llie_xWoman 2 weeks ago

Town

If I flip this coin what are the chances of me getting head?

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By *of spadesMan 2 weeks ago

Kilkenny

Hiya, the name is Bond, Poly Bond, I'm here to fill your crack

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By *voidingboredomMan 2 weeks ago

around

"Hiya, the name is Bond, Poly Bond, I'm here to fill your crack

Jesus...

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By *BantsMan 2 weeks ago

Galway - Dublin - Cork

This is a bad one, definitely a mood killer.

You remind me of my mother...

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By *carlett!Woman 2 weeks ago

My usual d*unken pick up line to women is...

"You ever been fisted?"

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By *illbillMan 2 weeks ago

dublin

You remind me of a parking ticket....cause you've fine written all over u

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By *omethingnew41 OP Couple 2 weeks ago

City Centre

"I enjoy watching sunsets but I'd prefer to see you go down.

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By *unFellaMan 2 weeks ago

Derry

Are you a lamp? Cuz I wanna turn you on in the dark

Double edged sword, take it how you want to lmao

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By *astelloWoman 2 weeks ago

Tír na nÓg

Guy throws ice on the floor..

Look at him likes hes a loon

He says "just wanted to break the ice between us"

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By *s LollyWoman 2 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Your hotter than a junkies spoon

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By *filnikufecinMan 2 weeks ago

Dublin

You don't sweat much for a fat bird.

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By *avenotrealnameMan 2 weeks ago

City centre

Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk past again

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By *ot so needyMan 2 weeks ago

Galway

"Your hotter than a junkies spoon

Jesus that's wrong

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By *uddlyBear1972Man 2 weeks ago

Just inside the Pale

Your teeth are like stars, they come out at night.

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By *ot so needyMan 2 weeks ago

Galway

I have a very small cock but a really quick arse

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By *omethingnew41 OP Couple 2 weeks ago

City Centre

Some Terrible ones here

. Some are not bad and might actually work. Some are just mad

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By *panishRebelMan 2 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

Would you like to be buried with my people?

An old Kerry one.

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By *londyPrincessCouple 2 weeks ago

Carricmakross

If you sit on my face I would eat my way up to your heart

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By *onnieGWoman 2 weeks ago

Somewhere in

Remember my name cos you'll be screaming it later

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By *ichael McCarthyMan 2 weeks ago

Lucan

"I suppose a ride is out of the question?"

It worked once, kinda..

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By *BantsMan 2 weeks ago

Galway - Dublin - Cork

"My usual d*unken pick up line to women is...

"You ever been fisted?"

Does it work?

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By *osyRedLipsWoman 2 weeks ago

Kildare

Do you want to go halves on a bastard

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By *omethingnew41 OP Couple 2 weeks ago

City Centre

Dame!!!hard core

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