"The little pieces inside club orange are actually shredded turnips
Same as mc Donald's apple pie's. Turnips . The dirty scoundrels
And horse meat in the burgers 🤣"
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"The little pieces inside club orange are actually shredded turnips
They’re not 
This was debunked
I know but I only have one crazy fact  "
Damn I really liked telling people that one. I think I'll just keep as spreading the rumour. |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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"The skin on your anus is the same as the skin on your lips..... it's called mucous membrane.
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Well pucker my posterior.
I often wondered how I was able to fart a tune so well. "
Lol. |
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"men have erections even during sleep "
The classic test for diagnosing physical problems vs mental ones for ED was to attach postage stamps down below. And if the perforated lines tore during the night then you were physically ok and it was all in your head |
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"A Planck Length, the smallest measurement we know of so far, is so small that it is to a grain of silt what a grain of silt is to the observable universe.
It's quite small."
I got blocked when I told a lady my penis was like a plank. I think she wasn't good at spelling.  |
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By *P_80Man 12 weeks ago
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If you go back just ten generations, parents, grandparents etc., you are the result of up to 2,084 people, 1,042 pairs, who have met and had sex at the right time.
1,042 men, with an average of 100,000,000 sperm, out of which a particular single one made the connection to the right egg in 1,042 women.
The odds are virtually zero that you exist. And yet here you are reading this.
Enjoy your day folks. And remember, you actually are pretty special. |
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By *P_80Man 12 weeks ago
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"A Planck Length, the smallest measurement we know of so far, is so small that it is to a grain of silt what a grain of silt is to the observable universe.
It's quite small.
I got blocked when I told a lady my penis was like a plank. I think she wasn't good at spelling. "
After chatting with a woman for an hour or so, I finished up by saying I was going for a walk. Never heard from her again. After a few days I looked back at the message and had wrote wank. |
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"A Planck Length, the smallest measurement we know of so far, is so small that it is to a grain of silt what a grain of silt is to the observable universe.
It's quite small.
I got blocked when I told a lady my penis was like a plank. I think she wasn't good at spelling.
After chatting with a woman for an hour or so, I finished up by saying I was going for a walk. Never heard from her again. After a few days I looked back at the message and had wrote wank."
😂😂😂 |
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By *P_80Man 12 weeks ago
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"A Planck Length, the smallest measurement we know of so far, is so small that it is to a grain of silt what a grain of silt is to the observable universe.
It's quite small.
I got blocked when I told a lady my penis was like a plank. I think she wasn't good at spelling.
After chatting with a woman for an hour or so, I finished up by saying I was going for a walk. Never heard from her again. After a few days I looked back at the message and had wrote wank.
😂😂😂"
I messaged back to explain, but the hole was already well and truly dug so I left it at that.
I'm smart enough to know that when you've put a woman off, for whatever reason, you're pissing against the wind |
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The Germans tried to make hydrogen peroxide work as fuel for their subs in WW2. The Russians later made at least one submarine out of titanium. Oh and the torpedoes for the US during the start of the war were ridiculously unreliable, so much so that there is a saying that the greatest enemy of the US navy in WW2 was their bureau of ordinance. |
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"Did you know lucan people have the shortest arms in europe?"
People born in Belfast in the 60s and 70s have the longest arms which allowed them to run, pick up bricks and petrol bombs and throw them without having to bend over. |
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Kellogg's developed cornflakes in a bid to curb people's masturbation urges. Kellogg himself was an incredibly prudish and conservative type of guy. The idea was that the corn flakes were such a bland tasting food so that in turn wouldn't act as a stimulant to make the customer have urges for masturbation. |
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