After a conversation with a female co-worker, she detailed her past weekend at a hen party in Liverpool...and it sounded boring (I don't believe for a second she told me what really happened, at least not all of it)...so it has me wondering does anyone have any funny or wild hen stories or is it all standard drinking from penis straws? |
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By *ingetMan 8 weeks ago
West Cork |
In fairness, what happens in Stags stays in Stags, unless you are a creep, so what happens in Hens stays in Hens unless you are a Bitch that wants to cause trouble and then you you are a so called friend that should not have been invited in the first place. |
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"In fairness, what happens in Stags stays in Stags, unless you are a creep, so what happens in Hens stays in Hens unless you are a Bitch that wants to cause trouble and then you you are a so called friend that should not have been invited in the first place."
I think stags are a bit over hyped, generally it's just drinking |
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A number of years ago I was involved in arranging activities for hen parties which I thought would have brought out the wildness in the ladies but they were absolute angels which leads me to think that it is a load of hype to say that the girls loose the run of themselves. |
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Hens are one of the worst trials that occasionally you have to endure for a good friend. Thankfully those days are long gone and I'd never accept an invite now. Forced 'fun' with a gang of girls who aren't your mates. And because you're at a hen, it automatically invites guys over who think you're out to get your hole.
No amount of alcohol or jelly shots can make the wearing of matching t shirts, pink lady outfits, willy straws/whistles, dancing to Rihanna etc any less painful. Kill-me-now is the mantra till you can finally ditch them. |
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"More women go looking for the ride/ cheat on hen nights than men on stag nights. "
This is kinda what I heard about from various sources (mainly friends who work in pubs and hotels). Stags are always painted as the wild ones but it's definitely the opposite |
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Only ever been to one stag do about 25 years ago and we went for a meal and sat quietly in the pub afterwards.
In a previous job I used to be in 10-15 pubs a day and hen parties always seemed to much louder and rowdier than any stag party.
I actually got physically assaulted by a group of women who assumed I was the stripper and the woman who owned the pub had to turn the lights out to get their attention and tell them to calm the fuck down.
She threatened to bar every one of them.
In the same place a week later the groom was having his stag and they were having a pool competition.
The landlady said she would have 10 stag dos before she would have another hen do because they were just feral. |
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Used to work as a doorman years ago in a cabaret pub that specialised in Hen and Stag parties.
I can categorically say that the women were always wilder than the men. The men focused way too much on power drinking and ego.
Women on the other hand have longevity and purpose. I saw some raw old sights in those days. Especially when the male strippers came on.
It was like a pride of female lions feasting on a carcass. No quarter given at all!
I even felt sorry for the strippers sometimes...but not too much. |
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Definitely true in the early 00's at least. I only ever saw a handful of stags "sneaking" a girl back to the room on their stag night but it was maybe 5-10% of hens enjoying their "last night of freedom" with male company... |
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By *rRiosMan 8 weeks ago
dublin |
"Hens are one of the worst trials that occasionally you have to endure for a good friend. Thankfully those days are long gone and I'd never accept an invite now. Forced 'fun' with a gang of girls who aren't your mates. And because you're at a hen, it automatically invites guys over who think you're out to get your hole.
No amount of alcohol or jelly shots can make the wearing of matching t shirts, pink lady outfits, willy straws/whistles, dancing to Rihanna etc any less painful. Kill-me-now is the mantra till you can finally ditch them."
I feel this |
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