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So, we are seeing so many posts about not getting past that vital first message. Or other men ruining it for others.
So after last weekends auction antics, its inspired me.
Sell yourself via an opening message. You can make it as comical or straight forward as you like.
You never know you might inspire someone's next message to be more creative. |
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Im an easy going guy, separated, open minded always a casual coffee/tea chat. Slight OCD(not slight over small things) enjoy cooking, and relaxing with a few tunes on, kinda have a unhealthy need for lego mini figures |
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"Hey lady C you need to open up your profile so we can see what your statistics is, your age limits abs your interests 
Its a message to all, im not fit for purpose at the moment."
I know youre exhausted from your recent antics but I can safety say you're definitely fit for purpose |
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Good Day Lady C,
Gamekeeper seeks "lady" who speaks fluent poetry, wears mud eloquently and isn’t afraid to ruin a perfectly good garden bench.
Love letters are best written on skin with lips and tongues so best skip the salon talk with tea and crumpets and straight to the bit where we forget titles and remember our urges 
(Lord) Mellors  |
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"So, we are seeing so many posts about not getting past that vital first message. Or other men ruining it for others.
So after last weekends auction antics, its inspired me.
Sell yourself via an opening message. You can make it as comical or straight forward as you like.
You never know you might inspire someone's next message to be more creative. "
depends on the person's profile but my personal preference is if I send a face pic and interested I'd get one back, after having a read at your profile you don't return one so i wouldn't send a first msg in the first place. So my point is I'd like to see a bit about a person on a profile rather than nothing obviously same as females. So that would depend on what type of first message I sent. |
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"So, we are seeing so many posts about not getting past that vital first message. Or other men ruining it for others.
So after last weekends auction antics, its inspired me.
Sell yourself via an opening message. You can make it as comical or straight forward as you like.
You never know you might inspire someone's next message to be more creative. "
To use the movie quote reversed " Just a boy looking for a girl " ..don't know the name of the Movie atm but it starred Julie Roberts & Huge Grant , & the song " Nothing at all " was in the Soundtrack, used when they saw the couple's name on the bench ..ahh yes...l have it now ..Notting Hill... |
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Just a hetero flexible guy looking for couples, women and men. I'm friendly to chat to and I do go to socials when I can. I'm a little concerned when it comes to sending pics but if you are patient with me I think you'll enjoy what you get😏😉 |
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Great post Lady Chatterly
I think I’m too mannerful in opening messages for my own good?
Sample text~
Hello (Fab Name)
I’m from Donegal and I’ve been on fab about a year now, gaining experience in this lifestyle through fairly regular meets
I’m single, live alone, can accommodate, have transport and as stated on my profile, I’m willing to travel…… |
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By *om TangoMan 4 days ago
aughnacloy monaghan area |
I’m single and can accommodate. I’d want you like a guitar, I’d sit you on my knee and gently hold you by the neck, play with you and listened to the beautiful sounds you will make.
It doesn’t work lads so don’t try it. |
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I’m single and can accommodate. I’d want you like a guitar, I’d sit you on my knee and gently hold you by the neck, play with you and listened to the beautiful sounds you will make.
It doesn’t work lads so don’t try it."
It would be worse if you had said bagpipes.
Sit them on your knee, squeezing & fingering until they wail  |
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Lot 69 (obviously) One gently used, 48 single male, vintage model, still starts first time in the morning, mostly original parts (a few upgrades through experience), and comes fully house trained.
Features include
A smoth tongue with a dirty twist
Strong hands for massages or mischief
A sense of humour sharp enough to cut clothes off
No baggage, no drama just a one-man funfair looking for willing thrill seekers.can cook, can cuddle, and can definitely corrupt.
Will accept offers of interest in the form of saucy messages,or pics that raise eyebrows (and other things).
Going once going twice …….sold to the devilish woman with a glint in her eye and an itch that needs scratching. |
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"“Women/Men wanted for hazardous journey. Low wages, bitter cold, long hours of complete darkness. Safe return doubtful. Honour and recognition in event of success.”"
I'm in ! Sounds mighty craic. |
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By *ealmc1973Man 4 days ago
Limerick, Clare, Tipperary |
Are you looking for experience to last you alifetime?
Look no further:
I am unique.
I am old.
I am bold.
I have saggy belly.
I haven't shaved for a few weeks now.
I am shoite in bed.
...and I have no clue what I am doing, not only here, but in general.
Try me - I am one of a kind!
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"So, we are seeing so many posts about not getting past that vital first message. Or other men ruining it for others.
So after last weekends auction antics, its inspired me.
Sell yourself via an opening message. You can make it as comical or straight forward as you like.
You never know you might inspire someone's next message to be more creative. "
I think I'm more person get to know then read a profile there boring I get bored filling them out I like have lot banter don't take things seriously and am laid back and open minded what's not to love lol |
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