Spotify Unwrapped popped up recently and had the absolute cheek to judge my music.
Which got me thinking… if Fab did one, I’d probably delete my account and move counties.
But sure look isn't accountability is overrated
So here it is my Fab Unwrapped
Unsolicited Pics Received:
Total received: 273
Quality control: Lacking
That said one was truly outstanding looked like a baby’s arm holding a boxing glove credit where it’s due..
Granny Emergency Index:
“She’s not great”
“She’s after taking a bad turn”
Five different men’s grannies died suddenly on Saturday night alone.Truly tragic rip granny's
Parties Attended: 5
Knickers lost: 1
Shoes recovered: Eventually
Cheese Boards Demolished at Sex Parties 4
Nothing brings people together like nudity, wine, and the realisation that meat and cheese pair exceptionally well in all settings especially Fab ones! Thanks to all those party hosts keeping us fed this year come for the dick stay for the cheese board!
Achievements Unlocked:
Personally responsible for shares rising in coconut oil
Right — I’ve exposed myself enough now
Over to the rest of you…Where’s your Fab Unwrapped?
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By *og-ManMan 23 weeks ago
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Another great year
Socials attended...4
Donuts bought for socials ....96
Boob pics received from giving donuts to ladies.......5
Blow jobs offered from straight men ....11
Number of sunshine holidays with Toxic.....2
Number of friends on holidays in same resort in PDI ...can't count that high
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Parties attended: 17
Parties I drank too much at: 2
Messages that referred to me as Mommy; 2 😭
Private meets: excellent 😈
Coffee meet no shows: 50/50
Naked sunbathing days: 14 (14 more than last year)
Fab achievements: Good effort B+
2026
More sun
More naked sunbathing
More sleep
More 💃 and 🥳
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Messages received: 4376
Dick pics attached: 3479
Unsuspecting wives attached: 2658
Interesting possibilities: 17
Conversions: 0 (I'm shit at keeping communication going - sorry!)
Coffee meets: 1 (sort it out woman fgs!)
Socials attended: 4
Rides: more than last year but still don't need to take my other hand out of my pocket to count
Time out on the forum naughty step: 0 
Fabulous people I've met: Too many to mention
Laughs and good times: immeasurable |
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Number of forum posts.....some might say too many.
Number of sojourns on the naughty step.....some might think not enough.
Number of coffee meets....quite a few.
Number of "no shows"....1
Number of good friends made....many.
Number of socials attend....not nearly enough.
Number of naughty lists I ended up on.....a few.
Number of reasons why....I will never know.
Number of Fab walks attended...5.
Number of Fab walks planned for next year.....lots hopefully.
Number on my "fuckit" list...5.... Ykwya
Number of days without a gallbladder....368.
Number of days without icecream....not sure....but I do miss it sometimes.
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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Forum posts = not enough.
Messages Sent = not enough
Messages Received = Not Enough
Meets = not Enough
Admin Suspensions = 1 ( on a forum post l told the truth to a certain couple & got suspended for it .. truth hurts )
Fab Enjoyment= Loads
Fab logging on time = not enough
.. overall Fab is absolutely brilliant once you have that little Word called RESPECT.👊💪👍
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By *hynot xCouple 23 weeks ago
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No of coffees... Plenty
No of socials... A good few
No of parties... Lots
No of new friends made... Many
No of old friends seen... Loads
No of meets... Don't kiss & tell
Amount of Craic... AWESOME!
Are you Mungo the Evasive...
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