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over a year ago
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Question one: I arrive dressed in thigh boots a short dress and soaked to the skin what is your first reaction.
Question two: there are two people at the bar waiting on someone, one is slim, sexy but is treating the staff like servants, the other is a bbw chatting away happily to everyone which one do you go for.
Question three: you are given a choice of a nice home cooked meal followed by a movie and some fun or taking a girl to a restaurant and drinks with the possibility of fun if you pick up the bill which do you choose |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Does your da own a brewery ?
Do you fuck on the 1st date?
And how many questions is that  
Straight to the point lol
Tongue firmly in cheek lolol"
Damn I was expecting it to be somewhere a bit more exciting |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Does your da own a brewery ?
Do you fuck on the 1st date?
And how many questions is that
Straight to the point lol
Tongue firmly in cheek lolol
Damn I was expecting it to be somewhere a bit more exciting"
He didn't say which cheek   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Does your da own a brewery ?
Do you fuck on the 1st date?
And how many questions is that
Straight to the point lol
Tongue firmly in cheek lolol
Damn I was expecting it to be somewhere a bit more exciting
He didn't say which cheek "
Very true Indeed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do you like Led Zeppelin?
Whats your favourite Led zeppelin album?
Who's your favourite Led Zeppelin member?
Obviously if question one is no its just not meant to be |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Do you like Led Zeppelin?
Whats your favourite Led zeppelin album?
Who's your favourite Led Zeppelin member?
Obviously if question one is no its just not meant to be "
Sorry who is Led Zeppelin lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Question one: I arrive dressed in thigh boots a short dress and soaked to the skin what is your first reaction.
Question two: there are two people at the bar waiting on someone, one is slim, sexy but is treating the staff like servants, the other is a bbw chatting away happily to everyone which one do you go for.
Question three: you are given a choice of a nice home cooked meal followed by a movie and some fun or taking a girl to a restaurant and drinks with the possibility of fun if you pick up the bill which do you choose"
A1: Jasus did you fall into a bog hole or what?
A2: The slim sexy one of course.
A3: The restaurant and bill and charm. |
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By *andytownMan
over a year ago
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"Does your da own a brewery ?
Do you fuck on the 1st date?
And how many questions is that
Straight to the point lol
Tongue firmly in cheek lolol
Damn I was expecting it to be somewhere a bit more exciting
He didn't say which cheek
Very true Indeed"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you like Led Zeppelin?
Whats your favourite Led zeppelin album?
Who's your favourite Led Zeppelin member?
Obviously if question one is no its just not meant to be
Sorry who is Led Zeppelin lol"
like i said its just not meant to be |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Question one: I arrive dressed in thigh boots a short dress and soaked to the skin what is your first reaction.
Question two: there are two people at the bar waiting on someone, one is slim, sexy but is treating the staff like servants, the other is a bbw chatting away happily to everyone which one do you go for.
Question three: you are given a choice of a nice home cooked meal followed by a movie and some fun or taking a girl to a restaurant and drinks with the possibility of fun if you pick up the bill which do you choose"
Q1 do you need a hand out of them wet clothes.
Q2 the friendly bbw .
Q3 the home cooked meal and company.
Bill
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By *umpsMan
over a year ago
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"Question one: I arrive dressed in thigh boots a short dress and soaked to the skin what is your first reaction.
Question two: there are two people at the bar waiting on someone, one is slim, sexy but is treating the staff like servants, the other is a bbw chatting away happily to everyone which one do you go for.
Question three: you are given a choice of a nice home cooked meal followed by a movie and some fun or taking a girl to a restaurant and drinks with the possibility of fun if you pick up the bill which do you choose"
1: tell you to go into the bathroom and get dried up... And out of your wet clothes and I will run down the costume shop and get you something new and dry to wear.
2: i would talk to the bbw.. And get into her jolly spirit... And then start chatting to everyone too...in turn having a ball..where then in good humour i would approach the girl at the counter and introduce her to the group.. And failing on that... I would go back to the group and carry on having a good time.
3: i would take the option of staying in ...cook up a meal... Sit in front of the tv for a good film... And when the mood comes to hanky panky... I would call some of you guys to join.... Lol... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you like Led Zeppelin?
Whats your favourite Led zeppelin album?
Who's your favourite Led Zeppelin member?
Obviously if question one is no its just not meant to be "
fkn led zepplin talk at 2am...lol hard core rockers us.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you like Led Zeppelin?
Whats your favourite Led zeppelin album?
Who's your favourite Led Zeppelin member?
Obviously if question one is no its just not meant to be
fkn led zepplin talk at 2am...lol hard core rockers us.... "
anytime is zeppelin time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Question one: I arrive dressed in thigh boots a short dress and soaked to the skin what is your first reaction.
Question two: there are two people at the bar waiting on someone, one is slim, sexy but is treating the staff like servants, the other is a bbw chatting away happily to everyone which one do you go for.
Question three: you are given a choice of a nice home cooked meal followed by a movie and some fun or taking a girl to a restaurant and drinks with the possibility of fun if you pick up the bill which do you choose
A1: Jasus did you fall into a bog hole or what?
A2: The slim sexy one of course.
A3: The restaurant and bill and charm."
lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Question one: I arrive dressed in thigh boots a short dress and soaked to the skin what is your first reaction.
Question two: there are two people at the bar waiting on someone, one is slim, sexy but is treating the staff like servants, the other is a bbw chatting away happily to everyone which one do you go for.
Question three: you are given a choice of a nice home cooked meal followed by a movie and some fun or taking a girl to a restaurant and drinks with the possibility of fun if you pick up the bill which do you choose
A1: Jasus did you fall into a bog hole or what?
A2: The slim sexy one of course.
A3: The restaurant and bill and charm."
Lol that's if you actually turn up lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Question one: I arrive dressed in thigh boots a short dress and soaked to the skin what is your first reaction.
Question two: there are two people at the bar waiting on someone, one is slim, sexy but is treating the staff like servants, the other is a bbw chatting away happily to everyone which one do you go for.
Question three: you are given a choice of a nice home cooked meal followed by a movie and some fun or taking a girl to a restaurant and drinks with the possibility of fun if you pick up the bill which do you choose
A1: Jasus did you fall into a bog hole or what?
A2: The slim sexy one of course.
A3: The restaurant and bill and charm.
Lol that's if you actually turn up lol"
If the slim sexy bird wasn't there I probably wouldn't lol |
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1. Works every time. ...the ultimate chat up line. ..
"Who's that gorgeous yoke over there? Dya know that guy/girl? ? If he/ she was half as good looking as he/she thinks he/she thinks they are, I'd still rather dance with you! "
eg..
who's that georgous guy over there? D'ya know that guy?? If he was half as good looking as i think you are I'd still rather dance with you. .
mix up the I and you anyway you like...
who's that georgous girl over there? If I was half as good looking as I think you are, I'd still
rather dance with you. ..
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1. Works every time. ...the ultimate chat up line. ..
"Who's that gorgeous yoke over there? Dya know that guy/girl? ? If he/ she was half as good looking as he/she thinks he/she thinks they are, I'd still rather dance with you! "
eg..
who's that georgous guy over there? D'ya know that guy?? If he was half as good looking as i think you are I'd still rather dance with you. .
mix up the I and you anyway you like...
who's that georgous girl over there? If I was half as good looking as I think you are, I'd still
rather dance with you. ..
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wudnt work with me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Question one: I arrive dressed in thigh boots a short dress and soaked to the skin what is your first reaction.
Question two: there are two people at the bar waiting on someone, one is slim, sexy but is treating the staff like servants, the other is a bbw chatting away happily to everyone which one do you go for.
Question three: you are given a choice of a nice home cooked meal followed by a movie and some fun or taking a girl to a restaurant and drinks with the possibility of fun if you pick up the bill which do you choose
A1: Jasus did you fall into a bog hole or what?
A2: The slim sexy one of course.
A3: The restaurant and bill and charm.
Lol that's if you actually turn up lol
If the slim sexy bird wasn't there I probably wouldn't lol"
Lol shallow men are so not sexy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If I was half as good looking as I think she is I'd still rather dance with you with you...
you need to be able to carry it off lol...  "
dont u mean carry her off?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Question one: I arrive dressed in thigh boots a short dress and soaked to the skin what is your first reaction.
Question two: there are two people at the bar waiting on someone, one is slim, sexy but is treating the staff like servants, the other is a bbw chatting away happily to everyone which one do you go for.
Question three: you are given a choice of a nice home cooked meal followed by a movie and some fun or taking a girl to a restaurant and drinks with the possibility of fun if you pick up the bill which do you choose
A1: Jasus did you fall into a bog hole or what?
A2: The slim sexy one of course.
A3: The restaurant and bill and charm.
Lol that's if you actually turn up lol
If the slim sexy bird wasn't there I probably wouldn't lol
Lol shallow men are so not sexy "
But the slim sexy one at the bar is lol |
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Ok. Thinking all day about this...
You must be freezing you poor thing! Let's get you in the shower and I hope it's a tight fit for the two of us in there! Cause I'm dying to show you off in public, but really looking forward to waking up beside you in the morning.
3 for 3 ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok. Thinking all day about this...
You must be freezing you poor thing! Let's get you in the shower and I hope it's a tight fit for the two of us in there! Cause I'm dying to show you off in public, but really looking forward to waking up beside you in the morning.
3 for 3 ?"
jaysus if u said tht to me id think u were a serial killer or sumthin lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ummm on this site, I think you need to ask if the person is a time waster? then ask seriosuly? And finally are you a dude (that last one more for the straight guys rather than anyone else lol |
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I'd ask:
How would you use a giant sugar dummy, if I bought you one off Brighton Pier?
Do you like 3sums?
What is your favourite sexual word?
Ps. A sexy lady suggested I go on the blind date thread so here I am |
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