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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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For the first time in I don't know how long I'm going to have a completely dry weekend!!
Yes you heard right!!! No drink and no sex, I might even go to church on Sunday (ok that's pushing it).
I can't control the weather so don't blame me if it pisses down all weekend to make up for my lack of wetness |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For the first time in I don't know how long I'm going to have a completely dry weekend!!
Yes you heard right!!! No drink and no sex, I might even go to church on Sunday (ok that's pushing it).
I can't control the weather so don't blame me if it pisses down all weekend to make up for my lack of wetness "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I shall also have a dry wkend for the first time in a long time!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" I shall also have a dry wkend for the first time in a long time!!!"
Think we all are
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For the first time in I don't know how long I'm going to have a completely dry weekend!!
Yes you heard right!!! No drink and no sex, I might even go to church on Sunday (ok that's pushing it).
I can't control the weather so don't blame me if it pisses down all weekend to make up for my lack of wetness
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Jeez Duffer there are people who can help you , pills you can take , there is help  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For the first time in I don't know how long I'm going to have a completely dry weekend!!
Yes you heard right!!! No drink and no sex, I might even go to church on Sunday (ok that's pushing it).
I can't control the weather so don't blame me if it pisses down all weekend to make up for my lack of wetness
Jeez Duffer there are people who can help you , pills you can take , there is help "
True Fast Lad but all those people are drying out too and have swallowed all the pills! Cold turkey Duffer and I'll pop a wee rope on ya when you start the tremblings  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For the first time in I don't know how long I'm going to have a completely dry weekend!!
Yes you heard right!!! No drink and no sex, I might even go to church on Sunday (ok that's pushing it).
I can't control the weather so don't blame me if it pisses down all weekend to make up for my lack of wetness "
Ha ha just remembered a message I got the other think you've a "spiral addiction "  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For the first time in I don't know how long I'm going to have a completely dry weekend!!
Yes you heard right!!! No drink and no sex, I might even go to church on Sunday (ok that's pushing it).
I can't control the weather so don't blame me if it pisses down all weekend to make up for my lack of wetness
Jeez Duffer there are people who can help you , pills you can take , there is help
True Fast Lad but all those people are drying out too and have swallowed all the pills! Cold turkey Duffer and I'll pop a wee rope on ya when you start the tremblings "
Lol  |
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"For the first time in I don't know how long I'm going to have a completely dry weekend!!
Yes you heard right!!! No drink and no sex, I might even go to church on Sunday (ok that's pushing it).
I can't control the weather so don't blame me if it pisses down all weekend to make up for my lack of wetness
Jeez Duffer there are people who can help you , pills you can take , there is help
True Fast Lad but all those people are drying out too and have swallowed all the pills! Cold turkey Duffer and I'll pop a wee rope on ya when you start the tremblings
Lol "
sounds like you're going to be a little tied up this weekend Mr duffer  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll be joining you guys for a dry one! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For the first time in I don't know how long I'm going to have a completely dry weekend!!
Yes you heard right!!! No drink and no sex, I might even go to church on Sunday (ok that's pushing it).
I can't control the weather so don't blame me if it pisses down all weekend to make up for my lack of wetness
Jeez Duffer there are people who can help you , pills you can take , there is help
True Fast Lad but all those people are drying out too and have swallowed all the pills! Cold turkey Duffer and I'll pop a wee rope on ya when you start the tremblings
Lol
sounds like you're going to be a little tied up this weekend Mr duffer "
Oh it's a 'tremble only ' offer mrs s...no tremble no rope  |
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"For the first time in I don't know how long I'm going to have a completely dry weekend!!
Yes you heard right!!! No drink and no sex, I might even go to church on Sunday (ok that's pushing it).
I can't control the weather so don't blame me if it pisses down all weekend to make up for my lack of wetness
Jeez Duffer there are people who can help you , pills you can take , there is help
True Fast Lad but all those people are drying out too and have swallowed all the pills! Cold turkey Duffer and I'll pop a wee rope on ya when you start the tremblings
Lol
sounds like you're going to be a little tied up this weekend Mr duffer
Oh it's a 'tremble only ' offer mrs s...no tremble no rope "
Lmao ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm the same! No drink, no sex, minding children! Might even think about quitting the smokes seeing as they are now €10 a box!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For the first time in I don't know how long I'm going to have a completely dry weekend!!
Yes you heard right!!! No drink and no sex, I might even go to church on Sunday (ok that's pushing it).
I can't control the weather so don't blame me if it pisses down all weekend to make up for my lack of wetness
Ha ha just remembered a message I got the other think you've a "spiral addiction " "
A spiral addiction ???? WTF |
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"For the first time in I don't know how long I'm going to have a completely dry weekend!!
Yes you heard right!!! No drink and no sex, I might even go to church on Sunday (ok that's pushing it).
I can't control the weather so don't blame me if it pisses down all weekend to make up for my lack of wetness
Ha ha just remembered a message I got the other think you've a "spiral addiction "
A spiral addiction ???? WTF "
salt n vinegar spirals? ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For the first time in I don't know how long I'm going to have a completely dry weekend!!
Yes you heard right!!! No drink and no sex, I might even go to church on Sunday (ok that's pushing it).
I can't control the weather so don't blame me if it pisses down all weekend to make up for my lack of wetness
Ha ha just remembered a message I got the other think you've a "spiral addiction "
A spiral addiction ???? WTF
salt n vinegar spirals? ?"
Oooooooooo right pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yea can go to mass now sunday for been good ha.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fu@K....I need a drink after reading this!!!
And I'm never dry...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fu@K....I need a drink after reading this!!!
And I'm never dry... "
Annie I'm the same but I thought it was all the coughing I'm doing #incontinent!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm the same! No drink, no sex, minding children! Might even think about quitting the smokes seeing as they are now €10 a box!!! "
Yeah no sex or drink tho quitting smokes that's extreme Katie  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fu@K....I need a drink after reading this!!!
And I'm never dry...
Annie I'm the same but I thought it was all the coughing I'm doing #incontinent!! "
pmsl...literally  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fu@K....I need a drink after reading this!!!
And I'm never dry...
Annie I'm the same but I thought it was all the coughing I'm doing #incontinent!!
pmsl...literally "
Ha ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fu@K....I need a drink after reading this!!!
And I'm never dry...
Annie I'm the same but I thought it was all the coughing I'm doing #incontinent!!
pmsl...literally
Ha ha ha "
Lol! Years ago when I coughed I could have squeezed my legs together and stayed dry now I squeeze and wait for the drip!!  |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fu@K....I need a drink after reading this!!!
And I'm never dry...
Annie I'm the same but I thought it was all the coughing I'm doing #incontinent!!
pmsl...literally
Ha ha ha
Lol! Years ago when I coughed I could have squeezed my legs together and stayed dry now I squeeze and wait for the drip!! "
A drip between your legs so...mmmmmm  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fu@K....I need a drink after reading this!!!
And I'm never dry...
Annie I'm the same but I thought it was all the coughing I'm doing #incontinent!!
pmsl...literally
Ha ha ha
Lol! Years ago when I coughed I could have squeezed my legs together and stayed dry now I squeeze and wait for the drip!! "
Sounds familiar lol |
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"Fu@K....I need a drink after reading this!!!
And I'm never dry...
Annie I'm the same but I thought it was all the coughing I'm doing #incontinent!!
pmsl...literally
Ha ha ha
Lol! Years ago when I coughed I could have squeezed my legs together and stayed dry now I squeeze and wait for the drip!!
A drip between your legs so...mmmmmm "
No way to talk about mr duffer !! Lol  |
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Soz Mr duffer.. Couldn't resist  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fu@K....I need a drink after reading this!!!
And I'm never dry...
Annie I'm the same but I thought it was all the coughing I'm doing #incontinent!!
pmsl...literally
Ha ha ha
Lol! Years ago when I coughed I could have squeezed my legs together and stayed dry now I squeeze and wait for the drip!!
A drip between your legs so...mmmmmm
No way to talk about mr duffer !! Lol "
ROTFLMFAO |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fu@K....I need a drink after reading this!!!
And I'm never dry...
Annie I'm the same but I thought it was all the coughing I'm doing #incontinent!!
pmsl...literally
Ha ha ha
Lol! Years ago when I coughed I could have squeezed my legs together and stayed dry now I squeeze and wait for the drip!!
A drip between your legs so...mmmmmm
No way to talk about mr duffer !! Lol "
Lmao!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fu@K....I need a drink after reading this!!!
And I'm never dry...
Annie I'm the same but I thought it was all the coughing I'm doing #incontinent!!
pmsl...literally
Ha ha ha
Lol! Years ago when I coughed I could have squeezed my legs together and stayed dry now I squeeze and wait for the drip!!
A drip between your legs so...mmmmmm
No way to talk about mr duffer !! Lol
ROTFLMFAO "
Definately sounds familiar now Tina hehe!!  |
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What is it with all you guys and your dry weekends? I've had a dry week, the weekend is here and I'm going with the weather, wet and wild! You are all free to join in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fu@K....I need a drink after reading this!!!
And I'm never dry...
Annie I'm the same but I thought it was all the coughing I'm doing #incontinent!!
pmsl...literally
Ha ha ha
Lol! Years ago when I coughed I could have squeezed my legs together and stayed dry now I squeeze and wait for the drip!!
A drip between your legs so...mmmmmm
No way to talk about mr duffer !! Lol
ROTFLMFAO
Definately sounds familiar now Tina hehe!! "
Oh miss Hunnitoes so funny  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fu@K....I need a drink after reading this!!!
And I'm never dry...
Annie I'm the same but I thought it was all the coughing I'm doing #incontinent!!
pmsl...literally
Ha ha ha
Lol! Years ago when I coughed I could have squeezed my legs together and stayed dry now I squeeze and wait for the drip!!
A drip between your legs so...mmmmmm
No way to talk about mr duffer !! Lol
ROTFLMFAO
Definately sounds familiar now Tina hehe!!
Oh miss Hunnitoes so funny "
Take more than a drip between my legs to put out my sense of humour sexy girl!! The wind beating off my window is gettin me all feisty!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fu@K....I need a drink after reading this!!!
And I'm never dry...
Annie I'm the same but I thought it was all the coughing I'm doing #incontinent!!
pmsl...literally
Ha ha ha
Lol! Years ago when I coughed I could have squeezed my legs together and stayed dry now I squeeze and wait for the drip!!
A drip between your legs so...mmmmmm
No way to talk about mr duffer !! Lol
ROTFLMFAO
Definately sounds familiar now Tina hehe!!
Oh miss Hunnitoes so funny
Take more than a drip between my legs to put out my sense of humour sexy girl!! The wind beating off my window is gettin me all feisty!! "
You and me both so  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fu@K....I need a drink after reading this!!!
And I'm never dry...
Annie I'm the same but I thought it was all the coughing I'm doing #incontinent!!
pmsl...literally
Ha ha ha
Lol! Years ago when I coughed I could have squeezed my legs together and stayed dry now I squeeze and wait for the drip!!
A drip between your legs so...mmmmmm
No way to talk about mr duffer !! Lol
ROTFLMFAO
Definately sounds familiar now Tina hehe!!
Oh miss Hunnitoes so funny
Take more than a drip between my legs to put out my sense of humour sexy girl!! The wind beating off my window is gettin me all feisty!!
You and me both so "
ohhhhhhh.....needed that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did someone say premature ejaculation
God I don't see those words said anywhere in here
Just a leaky tap?
That must be it
If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it "
Now I wonder what that could be  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did someone say premature ejaculation
God I don't see those words said anywhere in here
Just a leaky tap?
That must be it
If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it
Now I wonder what that could be "
My adjustable spanner of course  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did someone say premature ejaculation
God I don't see those words said anywhere in here
Just a leaky tap?
That must be it
If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it
Now I wonder what that could be
My adjustable spanner of course "
That leak just got bigger
think your spanner can fix it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did someone say premature ejaculation
God I don't see those words said anywhere in here
Just a leaky tap?
That must be it
If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it
Now I wonder what that could be
My adjustable spanner of course
That leak just got bigger
think your spanner can fix it "
I'm not on call this weekend, do you think you could cross those legs till Monday morning?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did someone say premature ejaculation
God I don't see those words said anywhere in here
Just a leaky tap?
That must be it
If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it
Now I wonder what that could be
My adjustable spanner of course
That leak just got bigger
think your spanner can fix it "
Think his spanner can fix more than one leak at a time  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did someone say premature ejaculation
God I don't see those words said anywhere in here
Just a leaky tap?
That must be it
If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it
Now I wonder what that could be
My adjustable spanner of course
That leak just got bigger
think your spanner can fix it
I'm not on call this weekend, do you think you could cross those legs till Monday morning? "
Oh god what kind of friend are you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did someone say premature ejaculation
God I don't see those words said anywhere in here
Just a leaky tap?
That must be it
If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it
Now I wonder what that could be
My adjustable spanner of course
That leak just got bigger
think your spanner can fix it
Think his spanner can fix more than one leak at a time "
You think  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did someone say premature ejaculation
God I don't see those words said anywhere in here
Just a leaky tap?
That must be it
If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it
Now I wonder what that could be
My adjustable spanner of course
That leak just got bigger
think your spanner can fix it
I'm not on call this weekend, do you think you could cross those legs till Monday morning?
Oh god what kind of friend are you "
I'm not a friend, just the friendly local plumber  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did someone say premature ejaculation
God I don't see those words said anywhere in here
Just a leaky tap?
That must be it
If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it
Now I wonder what that could be
My adjustable spanner of course
That leak just got bigger
think your spanner can fix it
Think his spanner can fix more than one leak at a time "
I have more than one spanner  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did someone say premature ejaculation
God I don't see those words said anywhere in here
Just a leaky tap?
That must be it
If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it
Now I wonder what that could be
My adjustable spanner of course
That leak just got bigger
think your spanner can fix it
I'm not on call this weekend, do you think you could cross those legs till Monday morning?
Oh god what kind of friend are you
I'm not a friend, just the friendly local plumber "
Now that's a whole new ball game do you not work overtime  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did someone say premature ejaculation
God I don't see those words said anywhere in here
Just a leaky tap?
That must be it
If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it
Now I wonder what that could be
My adjustable spanner of course
That leak just got bigger
think your spanner can fix it
Think his spanner can fix more than one leak at a time
I have more than one spanner "
Have u a pink one?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did someone say premature ejaculation
God I don't see those words said anywhere in here
Just a leaky tap?
That must be it
If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it
Now I wonder what that could be
My adjustable spanner of course
That leak just got bigger
think your spanner can fix it
I'm not on call this weekend, do you think you could cross those legs till Monday morning?
Oh god what kind of friend are you
I'm not a friend, just the friendly local plumber
Now that's a whole new ball game do you not work overtime "
Not this weekend, unless it's a catastrophe and then I'm charging quadruple time  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did someone say premature ejaculation
God I don't see those words said anywhere in here
Just a leaky tap?
That must be it
If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it
Now I wonder what that could be
My adjustable spanner of course
That leak just got bigger
think your spanner can fix it
Think his spanner can fix more than one leak at a time
I have more than one spanner
Have u a pink one? "
No but I've got a pink.hammer  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did someone say premature ejaculation
God I don't see those words said anywhere in here
Just a leaky tap?
That must be it
If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it
Now I wonder what that could be
My adjustable spanner of course
That leak just got bigger
think your spanner can fix it
I'm not on call this weekend, do you think you could cross those legs till Monday morning?
Oh god what kind of friend are you
I'm not a friend, just the friendly local plumber
Now that's a whole new ball game do you not work overtime
Not this weekend, unless it's a catastrophe and then I'm charging quadruple time "
Quadruple you'd be lucky  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did someone say premature ejaculation
God I don't see those words said anywhere in here
Just a leaky tap?
That must be it
If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it
Now I wonder what that could be
My adjustable spanner of course
That leak just got bigger
think your spanner can fix it
Think his spanner can fix more than one leak at a time
I have more than one spanner
Have u a pink one? "
PMSL  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did someone say premature ejaculation
God I don't see those words said anywhere in here
Just a leaky tap?
That must be it
If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it
Now I wonder what that could be
My adjustable spanner of course
That leak just got bigger
think your spanner can fix it
I'm not on call this weekend, do you think you could cross those legs till Monday morning?
Oh god what kind of friend are you
I'm not a friend, just the friendly local plumber
Now that's a whole new ball game do you not work overtime
Not this weekend, unless it's a catastrophe and then I'm charging quadruple time
Quadruple you'd be lucky "
Better get crossing those legs then  |
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[Removed by poster at 17/10/14 20:56:34] |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did someone say premature ejaculation
God I don't see those words said anywhere in here
Just a leaky tap?
That must be it
If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it
Now I wonder what that could be
My adjustable spanner of course
That leak just got bigger
think your spanner can fix it
I'm not on call this weekend, do you think you could cross those legs till Monday morning?
Oh god what kind of friend are you
I'm not a friend, just the friendly local plumber
Now that's a whole new ball game do you not work overtime
Not this weekend, unless it's a catastrophe and then I'm charging quadruple time
Quadruple you'd be lucky
Better get crossing those legs then "
PMSL.....suppose I better  |
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"Did someone say premature ejaculation
God I don't see those words said anywhere in here
Just a leaky tap?
That must be it
If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it
Now I wonder what that could be
My adjustable spanner of course
That leak just got bigger
think your spanner can fix it
I'm not on call this weekend, do you think you could cross those legs till Monday morning?
Oh god what kind of friend are you
I'm not a friend, just the friendly local plumber
Now that's a whole new ball game do you not work overtime
Not this weekend, unless it's a catastrophe and then I'm charging quadruple time
Quadruple you'd be lucky
Better get crossing those legs then " typical tradesman |
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"[Removed by poster at 17/10/14 20:56:34]"
Hmmmmm yes I've seen that one...it darkens in colour as it throb.....oops! I mean thuds  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Did someone say premature ejaculation
God I don't see those words said anywhere in here
Just a leaky tap?
That must be it
If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it
Now I wonder what that could be
My adjustable spanner of course
That leak just got bigger
think your spanner can fix it
I'm not on call this weekend, do you think you could cross those legs till Monday morning?
Oh god what kind of friend are you
I'm not a friend, just the friendly local plumber
Now that's a whole new ball game do you not work overtime
Not this weekend, unless it's a catastrophe and then I'm charging quadruple time
Quadruple you'd be lucky
Better get crossing those legs then typical tradesman"
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"Did someone say premature ejaculation
God I don't see those words said anywhere in here
Just a leaky tap?
That must be it
If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it
Now I wonder what that could be
My adjustable spanner of course
That leak just got bigger
think your spanner can fix it
I'm not on call this weekend, do you think you could cross those legs till Monday morning?
Oh god what kind of friend are you
I'm not a friend, just the friendly local plumber
Now that's a whole new ball game do you not work overtime
Not this weekend, unless it's a catastrophe and then I'm charging quadruple time
Quadruple you'd be lucky
Better get crossing those legs then typical tradesman
I'm actually a salesman doing the double " i work with paint |
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Hmmmmm yes I've seen that one...it darkens in colour as it throb.....oops! I mean thuds "
Turning purple with each thrust  |
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"Did someone say premature ejaculation
God I don't see those words said anywhere in here
Just a leaky tap?
That must be it
If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it
Now I wonder what that could be
My adjustable spanner of course
That leak just got bigger
think your spanner can fix it
I'm not on call this weekend, do you think you could cross those legs till Monday morning?
Oh god what kind of friend are you
I'm not a friend, just the friendly local plumber
Now that's a whole new ball game do you not work overtime
Not this weekend, unless it's a catastrophe and then I'm charging quadruple time
Quadruple you'd be lucky
Better get crossing those legs then typical tradesman
I'm actually a salesman doing the double i work with paint"
I'd rather go in when the painters are finished  |
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"Did someone say premature ejaculation
God I don't see those words said anywhere in here
Just a leaky tap?
That must be it
If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it
Now I wonder what that could be
My adjustable spanner of course
That leak just got bigger
think your spanner can fix it
I'm not on call this weekend, do you think you could cross those legs till Monday morning?
Oh god what kind of friend are you
I'm not a friend, just the friendly local plumber
Now that's a whole new ball game do you not work overtime
Not this weekend, unless it's a catastrophe and then I'm charging quadruple time
Quadruple you'd be lucky
Better get crossing those legs then typical tradesman
I'm actually a salesman doing the double i work with paint
I'd rather go in when the painters are finished "
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Hmmmmm yes I've seen that one...it darkens in colour as it throb.....oops! I mean thuds
Turning purple with each thrust "
My favourite colour  |
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Aww time for me to brave the elements and head out! Hopefully wetlook leggings and knee high boots will take care of any drips between my legs tonight!!  |
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"Aww time for me to brave the elements and head out! Hopefully wetlook leggings and knee high boots will take care of any drips between my legs tonight!! "
Lol.
Fair play to you  |
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"Aww time for me to brave the elements and head out! Hopefully wetlook leggings and knee high boots will take care of any drips between my legs tonight!! "
Have fun and don't do anything I wouldn't do, I'm just pouring myself another cuppa  |
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"Did someone say premature ejaculation
God I don't see those words said anywhere in here
Just a leaky tap?
That must be it
If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it
Now I wonder what that could be
My adjustable spanner of course
That leak just got bigger
think your spanner can fix it
I'm not on call this weekend, do you think you could cross those legs till Monday morning? "
Only if you bring your snorkel  |
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"Aww time for me to brave the elements and head out! Hopefully wetlook leggings and knee high boots will take care of any drips between my legs tonight!!
Have fun and don't do anything I wouldn't do, I'm just pouring myself another cuppa "
Ya big drip ya!!  |
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"Aww time for me to brave the elements and head out! Hopefully wetlook leggings and knee high boots will take care of any drips between my legs tonight!!
Lol.
Fair play to you "
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"Aww time for me to brave the elements and head out! Hopefully wetlook leggings and knee high boots will take care of any drips between my legs tonight!!
Lol.
Fair play to you
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"Did someone say premature ejaculation
God I don't see those words said anywhere in here
Just a leaky tap?
That must be it
If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it
Now I wonder what that could be
My adjustable spanner of course
That leak just got bigger
think your spanner can fix it
I'm not on call this weekend, do you think you could cross those legs till Monday morning?
Oh god what kind of friend are you
I'm not a friend, just the friendly local plumber
Now that's a whole new ball game do you not work overtime
Not this weekend, unless it's a catastrophe and then I'm charging quadruple time
Quadruple you'd be lucky
Better get crossing those legs then typical tradesman
I'm actually a salesman doing the double i work with paint"
Toe paint??  |
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"Did someone say premature ejaculation
God I don't see those words said anywhere in here
Just a leaky tap?
That must be it
If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it
Now I wonder what that could be
My adjustable spanner of course
That leak just got bigger
think your spanner can fix it
I'm not on call this weekend, do you think you could cross those legs till Monday morning?
Oh god what kind of friend are you
I'm not a friend, just the friendly local plumber
Now that's a whole new ball game do you not work overtime
Not this weekend, unless it's a catastrophe and then I'm charging quadruple time
Quadruple you'd be lucky
Better get crossing those legs then typical tradesman
I'm actually a salesman doing the double i work with paint
Toe paint?? " no,but i've been told i'm good at applying nail varnish |
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"Aww time for me to brave the elements and head out! Hopefully wetlook leggings and knee high boots will take care of any drips between my legs tonight!!
Have fun and don't do anything I wouldn't do, I'm just pouring myself another cuppa
Ya big drip ya!! "
Hope ya end up soaked tonight  |
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"Aww time for me to brave the elements and head out! Hopefully wetlook leggings and knee high boots will take care of any drips between my legs tonight!!
Have fun and don't do anything I wouldn't do, I'm just pouring myself another cuppa
Ya big drip ya!!
Hope ya end up soaked tonight "
Have a ball or two  |
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"Aww time for me to brave the elements and head out! Hopefully wetlook leggings and knee high boots will take care of any drips between my legs tonight!!
Have fun and don't do anything I wouldn't do, I'm just pouring myself another cuppa
Ya big drip ya!!
Hope ya end up soaked tonight
Have a ball or two "
You may as well have them both, left first then the right. |
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U won't last a day! Haha I plan on gettin compleatly shit faced on Sunday I'm dreadin the hangover already |
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"I'm the same! No drink, no sex, minding children! Might even think about quitting the smokes seeing as they are now €10 a box!!!
Yeah no sex or drink tho quitting smokes that's extreme Katie
Yeah minute I see you again il be back on them!!
Lol you saying I'm a bad influence
Yes baby I am!!
You don't need led astray
Yeah I think she's really the one that's a bad influence I was such a innocent guy before like
The absolute cheek of you gents!! i am the innocent wee girl been led astray by all ye men! yeah yeah mister, innocent my hole!!
Gents ha ha ha.....they defos leading you astray lol "
Telling us Tina! I'm the innocent party in all this!! |
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"I'm the same! No drink, no sex, minding children! Might even think about quitting the smokes seeing as they are now €10 a box!!!
Yeah no sex or drink tho quitting smokes that's extreme Katie
Yeah minute I see you again il be back on them!!
Lol you saying I'm a bad influence
Yes baby I am!!
You don't need led astray
Yeah I think she's really the one that's a bad influence I was such a innocent guy before like
The absolute cheek of you gents!! i am the innocent wee girl been led astray by all ye men! yeah yeah mister, innocent my hole!!
Gents ha ha ha.....they defos leading you astray lol
Telling us Tina! I'm the innocent party in all this!! "
Oh hun I know sure I'm an  |
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Oh ill make up for ye. Actually am a free mum for tomorrow so I'm heading out for both drink n sex . I'm taking full advantage x |
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"I'm the same! No drink, no sex, minding children! Might even think about quitting the smokes seeing as they are now €10 a box!!!
Yeah no sex or drink tho quitting smokes that's extreme Katie
Yeah minute I see you again il be back on them!!
Lol you saying I'm a bad influence
Yes baby I am!!
You don't need led astray
Yeah I think she's really the one that's a bad influence I was such a innocent guy before like
The absolute cheek of you gents!! i am the innocent wee girl been led astray by all ye men! yeah yeah mister, innocent my hole!!
Gents ha ha ha.....they defos leading you astray lol
Telling us Tina! I'm the innocent party in all this!!
Oh hun I know sure I'm an
Lol Katie and Tina are and innocent is it opposit day on fab again and no one told me "
Ah ah you! Your the one that leads me astray!! |
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"I'm the same! No drink, no sex, minding children! Might even think about quitting the smokes seeing as they are now €10 a box!!!
Yeah no sex or drink tho quitting smokes that's extreme Katie
Yeah minute I see you again il be back on them!!
Lol you saying I'm a bad influence
Yes baby I am!!
You don't need led astray
Yeah I think she's really the one that's a bad influence I was such a innocent guy before like
The absolute cheek of you gents!! i am the innocent wee girl been led astray by all ye men! yeah yeah mister, innocent my hole!!
Gents ha ha ha.....they defos leading you astray lol "
I am a gent, I even hold the door open for ladies....... so I can perv their arse on the way through  |
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"U won't last a day! Haha I plan on gettin compleatly shit faced on Sunday I'm dreadin the hangover already "
I've lasted a day and running out of tea have a good one tash  |
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"I'm the same! No drink, no sex, minding children! Might even think about quitting the smokes seeing as they are now €10 a box!!!
Yeah no sex or drink tho quitting smokes that's extreme Katie
Yeah minute I see you again il be back on them!!
Lol you saying I'm a bad influence
Yes baby I am!!
You don't need led astray
Yeah I think she's really the one that's a bad influence I was such a innocent guy before like
The absolute cheek of you gents!! i am the innocent wee girl been led astray by all ye men! yeah yeah mister, innocent my hole!!
Gents ha ha ha.....they defos leading you astray lol
Telling us Tina! I'm the innocent party in all this!!
Oh hun I know sure I'm an
Lol Katie and Tina are and innocent is it opposit day on fab again and no one told me
Ah ah you! Your the one that leads me astray!! "
Ah ok yeah maybe I do a little  |
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"I'm the same! No drink, no sex, minding children! Might even think about quitting the smokes seeing as they are now €10 a box!!!
Yeah no sex or drink tho quitting smokes that's extreme Katie
Yeah minute I see you again il be back on them!!
Lol you saying I'm a bad influence
Yes baby I am!!
You don't need led astray
Yeah I think she's really the one that's a bad influence I was such a innocent guy before like
The absolute cheek of you gents!! i am the innocent wee girl been led astray by all ye men! yeah yeah mister, innocent my hole!!
Gents ha ha ha.....they defos leading you astray lol
Telling us Tina! I'm the innocent party in all this!!
Oh hun I know sure I'm an
Lol Katie and Tina are and innocent is it opposit day on fab again and no one told me
Ah ah you! Your the one that leads me astray!! "
Don't believe you  |
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"I'm the same! No drink, no sex, minding children! Might even think about quitting the smokes seeing as they are now €10 a box!!!
Yeah no sex or drink tho quitting smokes that's extreme Katie
Yeah minute I see you again il be back on them!!
Lol you saying I'm a bad influence
Yes baby I am!!
You don't need led astray
Yeah I think she's really the one that's a bad influence I was such a innocent guy before like
The absolute cheek of you gents!! i am the innocent wee girl been led astray by all ye men! yeah yeah mister, innocent my hole!!
Gents ha ha ha.....they defos leading you astray lol
I am a gent, I even hold the door open for ladies....... so I can perv their arse on the way through "
Well you defo do that but is gent the right word for it??? ME thinks not  |
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"I'm the same! No drink, no sex, minding children! Might even think about quitting the smokes seeing as they are now €10 a box!!!
Yeah no sex or drink tho quitting smokes that's extreme Katie
Yeah minute I see you again il be back on them!!
Lol you saying I'm a bad influence
Yes baby I am!!
You don't need led astray
Yeah I think she's really the one that's a bad influence I was such a innocent guy before like
The absolute cheek of you gents!! i am the innocent wee girl been led astray by all ye men! yeah yeah mister, innocent my hole!!
Gents ha ha ha.....they defos leading you astray lol
Telling us Tina! I'm the innocent party in all this!!
Oh hun I know sure I'm an
Lol Katie and Tina are and innocent is it opposit day on fab again and no one told me "
Hey you I am an  |
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"I'm the same! No drink, no sex, minding children! Might even think about quitting the smokes seeing as they are now €10 a box!!!
Yeah no sex or drink tho quitting smokes that's extreme Katie
Yeah minute I see you again il be back on them!!
Lol you saying I'm a bad influence
Yes baby I am!!
You don't need led astray
Yeah I think she's really the one that's a bad influence I was such a innocent guy before like
The absolute cheek of you gents!! i am the innocent wee girl been led astray by all ye men! yeah yeah mister, innocent my hole!!
Gents ha ha ha.....they defos leading you astray lol
Telling us Tina! I'm the innocent party in all this!!
Oh hun I know sure I'm an
Lol Katie and Tina are and innocent is it opposit day on fab again and no one told me
Hey you I am an "
Oh well apparently I've been told it's not Opposite Day at all so yeah two Angels Katie and Tina.
But I'm always a gent soooo who's leading who astray here  |
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"I'm the same! No drink, no sex, minding children! Might even think about quitting the smokes seeing as they are now €10 a box!!!
Yeah no sex or drink tho quitting smokes that's extreme Katie
Yeah minute I see you again il be back on them!!
Lol you saying I'm a bad influence
Yes baby I am!!
You don't need led astray
Yeah I think she's really the one that's a bad influence I was such a innocent guy before like
The absolute cheek of you gents!! i am the innocent wee girl been led astray by all ye men! yeah yeah mister, innocent my hole!!
Gents ha ha ha.....they defos leading you astray lol
Telling us Tina! I'm the innocent party in all this!!
Oh hun I know sure I'm an
Lol Katie and Tina are and innocent is it opposit day on fab again and no one told me
Hey you I am an
Oh well apparently I've been told it's not Opposite Day at all so yeah two Angels Katie and Tina.
But I'm always a gent soooo who's leading who astray here "
Well it's not my Katie anyway  |
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"I'm the same! No drink, no sex, minding children! Might even think about quitting the smokes seeing as they are now €10 a box!!!
Yeah no sex or drink tho quitting smokes that's extreme Katie
Yeah minute I see you again il be back on them!!
Lol you saying I'm a bad influence
Yes baby I am!!
You don't need led astray
Yeah I think she's really the one that's a bad influence I was such a innocent guy before like
The absolute cheek of you gents!! i am the innocent wee girl been led astray by all ye men! yeah yeah mister, innocent my hole!!
Gents ha ha ha.....they defos leading you astray lol
Telling us Tina! I'm the innocent party in all this!!
Oh hun I know sure I'm an
Lol Katie and Tina are and innocent is it opposit day on fab again and no one told me
Hey you I am an
Oh well apparently I've been told it's not Opposite Day at all so yeah two Angels Katie and Tina.
But I'm always a gent soooo who's leading who astray here
Well it's not my Katie anyway "
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"I'm the same! No drink, no sex, minding children! Might even think about quitting the smokes seeing as they are now €10 a box!!!
Yeah no sex or drink tho quitting smokes that's extreme Katie
Yeah minute I see you again il be back on them!!
Lol you saying I'm a bad influence
Yes baby I am!!
You don't need led astray
Yeah I think she's really the one that's a bad influence I was such a innocent guy before like
The absolute cheek of you gents!! i am the innocent wee girl been led astray by all ye men! yeah yeah mister, innocent my hole!!
Gents ha ha ha.....they defos leading you astray lol
Telling us Tina! I'm the innocent party in all this!!
Oh hun I know sure I'm an
Lol Katie and Tina are and innocent is it opposit day on fab again and no one told me
Hey you I am an
Oh well apparently I've been told it's not Opposite Day at all so yeah two Angels Katie and Tina.
But I'm always a gent soooo who's leading who astray here
Well it's not my Katie anyway
Lol yeah well I'd say she's been a pretty good influence on me "
Of course she has  |
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Gawd guys I'm blushing over here!! Mister mondavi, I'm gonna show you how innocent I can be next weekend!
lol innocent you'd corrupt satan himself in a good way of course xx"
Ah lolli I thought you were my buddy!!
But yeah I'm not exactly innocent but I'm trying to keep a rep here!  |
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Gawd guys I'm blushing over here!! Mister mondavi, I'm gonna show you how innocent I can be next weekend!
lol innocent you'd corrupt satan himself in a good way of course xx
Ah lolli I thought you were my buddy!!
But yeah I'm not exactly innocent but I'm trying to keep a rep here! "
My apologies ur secret is safe with us  |
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Gawd guys I'm blushing over here!! Mister mondavi, I'm gonna show you how innocent I can be next weekend!
lol innocent you'd corrupt satan himself in a good way of course xx
Ah lolli I thought you were my buddy!!
But yeah I'm not exactly innocent but I'm trying to keep a rep here!
My apologies ur secret is safe with us "
I'll forgive ye this time! |
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"U won't last a day! Haha I plan on gettin compleatly shit faced on Sunday I'm dreadin the hangover already
I've lasted a day and running out of tea have a good one tash "
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"Did someone say premature ejaculation
God I don't see those words said anywhere in here
Just a leaky tap?
That must be it
If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it
Now I wonder what that could be
My adjustable spanner of course
That leak just got bigger
think your spanner can fix it
I'm not on call this weekend, do you think you could cross those legs till Monday morning?
Oh god what kind of friend are you
I'm not a friend, just the friendly local plumber
Now that's a whole new ball game do you not work overtime
Not this weekend, unless it's a catastrophe and then I'm charging quadruple time
Quadruple you'd be lucky
Better get crossing those legs then typical tradesman
I'm actually a salesman doing the double i work with paint
Toe paint?? no,but i've been told i'm good at applying nail varnish"
Ah nail varnish? U both?  |
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"Did someone say premature ejaculation
God I don't see those words said anywhere in here
Just a leaky tap?
That must be it
If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it
Now I wonder what that could be
My adjustable spanner of course
That leak just got bigger
think your spanner can fix it
I'm not on call this weekend, do you think you could cross those legs till Monday morning?
Oh god what kind of friend are you
I'm not a friend, just the friendly local plumber
Now that's a whole new ball game do you not work overtime
Not this weekend, unless it's a catastrophe and then I'm charging quadruple time
Quadruple you'd be lucky
Better get crossing those legs then typical tradesman
I'm actually a salesman doing the double i work with paint
Toe paint?? no,but i've been told i'm good at applying nail varnish
Ah nail varnish? U both? " just Sid he's good with a brush lol |
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"U won't last a day! Haha I plan on gettin compleatly shit faced on Sunday I'm dreadin the hangover already
I've lasted a day and running out of tea have a good one tash " u won't last the night haha awh I can't wait for tomorrow I haven't been out with my normal bunch in ages from all the party's iv been goin to on here ha |
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"Did someone say premature ejaculation
God I don't see those words said anywhere in here
Just a leaky tap?
That must be it
If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it
Now I wonder what that could be
My adjustable spanner of course
That leak just got bigger
think your spanner can fix it
I'm not on call this weekend, do you think you could cross those legs till Monday morning?
Oh god what kind of friend are you
I'm not a friend, just the friendly local plumber
Now that's a whole new ball game do you not work overtime
Not this weekend, unless it's a catastrophe and then I'm charging quadruple time
Quadruple you'd be lucky
Better get crossing those legs then typical tradesman
I'm actually a salesman doing the double i work with paint
Toe paint?? no,but i've been told i'm good at applying nail varnish
Ah nail varnish? U both? just Sid he's good with a brush lol"
Hehe does he have a steady hand?? |
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over a year ago
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"U won't last a day! Haha I plan on gettin compleatly shit faced on Sunday I'm dreadin the hangover already
I've lasted a day and running out of tea have a good one tash
Can u put some teabags in the fridge please? "
How many do you require I have about 50?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"U won't last a day! Haha I plan on gettin compleatly shit faced on Sunday I'm dreadin the hangover already
I've lasted a day and running out of tea have a good one tash u won't last the night haha awh I can't wait for tomorrow I haven't been out with my normal bunch in ages from all the party's iv been goin to on here ha "
I'll remind you of this when I've no hangover and your dying a death with hangover  |
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Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday  |
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"Did someone say premature ejaculation
God I don't see those words said anywhere in here
Just a leaky tap?
That must be it
If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it
Now I wonder what that could be
My adjustable spanner of course
That leak just got bigger
think your spanner can fix it
I'm not on call this weekend, do you think you could cross those legs till Monday morning?
Oh god what kind of friend are you
I'm not a friend, just the friendly local plumber
Now that's a whole new ball game do you not work overtime
Not this weekend, unless it's a catastrophe and then I'm charging quadruple time
Quadruple you'd be lucky
Better get crossing those legs then typical tradesman
I'm actually a salesman doing the double i work with paint
Toe paint?? no,but i've been told i'm good at applying nail varnish
Ah nail varnish? U both? just Sid he's good with a brush lol
Hehe does he have a steady hand??" yeah he has,the smell of the nail varnish sets him off fs |
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over a year ago
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"Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday "
And I was just about to send you a message to invite you round, but I'm detoxifying and that'd be to much temptation  |
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"U won't last a day! Haha I plan on gettin compleatly shit faced on Sunday I'm dreadin the hangover already
I've lasted a day and running out of tea have a good one tash u won't last the night haha awh I can't wait for tomorrow I haven't been out with my normal bunch in ages from all the party's iv been goin to on here ha
I'll remind you of this when I've no hangover and your dying a death with hangover " haha I'm dreadin that already and it's gonna be a messy one so I'll be moanin about it for a week after ha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"U won't last a day! Haha I plan on gettin compleatly shit faced on Sunday I'm dreadin the hangover already
I've lasted a day and running out of tea have a good one tash u won't last the night haha awh I can't wait for tomorrow I haven't been out with my normal bunch in ages from all the party's iv been goin to on here ha
I'll remind you of this when I've no hangover and your dying a death with hangover haha I'm dreadin that already and it's gonna be a messy one so I'll be moanin about it for a week after ha "
I promise I WONT TALK LOUDLY TO YOU  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"U won't last a day! Haha I plan on gettin compleatly shit faced on Sunday I'm dreadin the hangover already
I've lasted a day and running out of tea have a good one tash u won't last the night haha awh I can't wait for tomorrow I haven't been out with my normal bunch in ages from all the party's iv been goin to on here ha
I'll remind you of this when I've no hangover and your dying a death with hangover haha I'm dreadin that already and it's gonna be a messy one so I'll be moanin about it for a week after ha "
Ah Ash I can't wait lol
your always a good laugh when d*unk or hungover  |
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"Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday
And I was just about to send you a message to invite you round, but I'm detoxifying and that'd be to much temptation "
Lol....just aswell.....Wouldn't want you to be toxicated with temptation  |
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"U won't last a day! Haha I plan on gettin compleatly shit faced on Sunday I'm dreadin the hangover already
I've lasted a day and running out of tea have a good one tash u won't last the night haha awh I can't wait for tomorrow I haven't been out with my normal bunch in ages from all the party's iv been goin to on here ha
I'll remind you of this when I've no hangover and your dying a death with hangover haha I'm dreadin that already and it's gonna be a messy one so I'll be moanin about it for a week after ha
I promise I WONT TALK LOUDLY TO YOU " I WONT HEAR U FROM HERE haha |
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"U won't last a day! Haha I plan on gettin compleatly shit faced on Sunday I'm dreadin the hangover already
I've lasted a day and running out of tea have a good one tash u won't last the night haha awh I can't wait for tomorrow I haven't been out with my normal bunch in ages from all the party's iv been goin to on here ha
I'll remind you of this when I've no hangover and your dying a death with hangover haha I'm dreadin that already and it's gonna be a messy one so I'll be moanin about it for a week after ha
Ah Ash I can't wait lol
your always a good laugh when d*unk or hungover " your the first person to ever say to me I'm a good laugh when hungover haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"U won't last a day! Haha I plan on gettin compleatly shit faced on Sunday I'm dreadin the hangover already
I've lasted a day and running out of tea have a good one tash u won't last the night haha awh I can't wait for tomorrow I haven't been out with my normal bunch in ages from all the party's iv been goin to on here ha
I'll remind you of this when I've no hangover and your dying a death with hangover haha I'm dreadin that already and it's gonna be a messy one so I'll be moanin about it for a week after ha
Ah Ash I can't wait lol
your always a good laugh when d*unk or hungover your the first person to ever say to me I'm a good laugh when hungover haha "
Well I've seen it first hand and I got a laugh outta you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did someone say premature ejaculation
God I don't see those words said anywhere in here
Just a leaky tap?
That must be it
If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it
Now I wonder what that could be
My adjustable spanner of course
That leak just got bigger
think your spanner can fix it
I'm not on call this weekend, do you think you could cross those legs till Monday morning?
Oh god what kind of friend are you
I'm not a friend, just the friendly local plumber
Now that's a whole new ball game do you not work overtime
Not this weekend, unless it's a catastrophe and then I'm charging quadruple time
Quadruple you'd be lucky
Better get crossing those legs then typical tradesman
I'm actually a salesman doing the double i work with paint
Toe paint?? no,but i've been told i'm good at applying nail varnish
Ah nail varnish? U both? just Sid he's good with a brush lol
Hehe does he have a steady hand??yeah he has,the smell of the nail varnish sets him off fs"
Omg really? So holding my wee soft soles in his hand paintin my nails would be beautiful torture for your man?  |
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"Did someone say premature ejaculation
God I don't see those words said anywhere in here
Just a leaky tap?
That must be it
If ya need your drip fixed let me know, I have something for it
Now I wonder what that could be
My adjustable spanner of course
That leak just got bigger
think your spanner can fix it
I'm not on call this weekend, do you think you could cross those legs till Monday morning?
Oh god what kind of friend are you
I'm not a friend, just the friendly local plumber
Now that's a whole new ball game do you not work overtime
Not this weekend, unless it's a catastrophe and then I'm charging quadruple time
Quadruple you'd be lucky
Better get crossing those legs then typical tradesman
I'm actually a salesman doing the double i work with paint
Toe paint?? no,but i've been told i'm good at applying nail varnish
Ah nail varnish? U both? just Sid he's good with a brush lol
Hehe does he have a steady hand??yeah he has,the smell of the nail varnish sets him off fs
Omg really? So holding my wee soft soles in his hand paintin my nails would be beautiful torture for your man? -)" absolutely |
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"U won't last a day! Haha I plan on gettin compleatly shit faced on Sunday I'm dreadin the hangover already
I've lasted a day and running out of tea have a good one tash u won't last the night haha awh I can't wait for tomorrow I haven't been out with my normal bunch in ages from all the party's iv been goin to on here ha
I'll remind you of this when I've no hangover and your dying a death with hangover haha I'm dreadin that already and it's gonna be a messy one so I'll be moanin about it for a week after ha
Ah Ash I can't wait lol
your always a good laugh when d*unk or hungover your the first person to ever say to me I'm a good laugh when hungover haha
Well I've seen it first hand and I got a laugh outta you " haha least I amused you in my bad state of hangoverness |
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over a year ago
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"Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday
And I was just about to send you a message to invite you round, but I'm detoxifying and that'd be to much temptation
Lol....just aswell.....Wouldn't want you to be toxicated with temptation "
I give in to easily that's my problem  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"U won't last a day! Haha I plan on gettin compleatly shit faced on Sunday I'm dreadin the hangover already
I've lasted a day and running out of tea have a good one tash u won't last the night haha awh I can't wait for tomorrow I haven't been out with my normal bunch in ages from all the party's iv been goin to on here ha
I'll remind you of this when I've no hangover and your dying a death with hangover haha I'm dreadin that already and it's gonna be a messy one so I'll be moanin about it for a week after ha
I promise I WONT TALK LOUDLY TO YOU I WONT HEAR U FROM HERE haha "
I HAVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"U won't last a day! Haha I plan on gettin compleatly shit faced on Sunday I'm dreadin the hangover already
I've lasted a day and running out of tea have a good one tash u won't last the night haha awh I can't wait for tomorrow I haven't been out with my normal bunch in ages from all the party's iv been goin to on here ha
I'll remind you of this when I've no hangover and your dying a death with hangover haha I'm dreadin that already and it's gonna be a messy one so I'll be moanin about it for a week after ha
Ah Ash I can't wait lol
your always a good laugh when d*unk or hungover your the first person to ever say to me I'm a good laugh when hungover haha
Well I've seen it first hand and I got a laugh outta you haha least I amused you in my bad state of hangoverness "
Ha ha that's what friends are for could do with a good laugh now though |
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"Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday
And I was just about to send you a message to invite you round, but I'm detoxifying and that'd be to much temptation
Lol....just aswell.....Wouldn't want you to be toxicated with temptation
I give in to easily that's my problem "
Some temptations are worth giving in too easily  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday
And I was just about to send you a message to invite you round, but I'm detoxifying and that'd be to much temptation
Lol....just aswell.....Wouldn't want you to be toxicated with temptation
I give in to easily that's my problem
Some temptations are worth giving in too easily "
Must stay strong  |
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"Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday
And I was just about to send you a message to invite you round, but I'm detoxifying and that'd be to much temptation
Lol....just aswell.....Wouldn't want you to be toxicated with temptation
I give in to easily that's my problem
Some temptations are worth giving in too easily
Must stay strong "
Pmsl.....your halos slipping  |
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"Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday
And I was just about to send you a message to invite you round, but I'm detoxifying and that'd be to much temptation
Lol....just aswell.....Wouldn't want you to be toxicated with temptation
I give in to easily that's my problem
Some temptations are worth giving in too easily "
Couldn't agree more  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday
And I was just about to send you a message to invite you round, but I'm detoxifying and that'd be to much temptation
Lol....just aswell.....Wouldn't want you to be toxicated with temptation
I give in to easily that's my problem
Some temptations are worth giving in too easily
Must stay strong
Pmsl.....your halos slipping "
Not this weekend, to many people waiting for me to fall off the wagon lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday
And I was just about to send you a message to invite you round, but I'm detoxifying and that'd be to much temptation
Lol....just aswell.....Wouldn't want you to be toxicated with temptation
I give in to easily that's my problem
Some temptations are worth giving in too easily
Must stay strong
Pmsl.....your halos slipping
Not this weekend, to many people waiting for me to fall off the wagon lol "
You'd have to get on the wagon before falling off her  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday
And I was just about to send you a message to invite you round, but I'm detoxifying and that'd be to much temptation
Lol....just aswell.....Wouldn't want you to be toxicated with temptation
I give in to easily that's my problem
Some temptations are worth giving in too easily
Must stay strong
Pmsl.....your halos slipping
Not this weekend, to many people waiting for me to fall off the wagon lol
You'd have to get on the wagon before falling off her "
I'm on it I'm on it, not a drop of drink and not even a naughty thought. ....ok that last be is slightly exaggerated  |
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"U won't last a day! Haha I plan on gettin compleatly shit faced on Sunday I'm dreadin the hangover already
I've lasted a day and running out of tea have a good one tash u won't last the night haha awh I can't wait for tomorrow I haven't been out with my normal bunch in ages from all the party's iv been goin to on here ha
I'll remind you of this when I've no hangover and your dying a death with hangover haha I'm dreadin that already and it's gonna be a messy one so I'll be moanin about it for a week after ha
I promise I WONT TALK LOUDLY TO YOU I WONT HEAR U FROM HERE haha
I HAVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER " ILL KNOCK MY PHONE OFF haha |
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"U won't last a day! Haha I plan on gettin compleatly shit faced on Sunday I'm dreadin the hangover already
I've lasted a day and running out of tea have a good one tash u won't last the night haha awh I can't wait for tomorrow I haven't been out with my normal bunch in ages from all the party's iv been goin to on here ha
I'll remind you of this when I've no hangover and your dying a death with hangover haha I'm dreadin that already and it's gonna be a messy one so I'll be moanin about it for a week after ha
Ah Ash I can't wait lol
your always a good laugh when d*unk or hungover your the first person to ever say to me I'm a good laugh when hungover haha
Well I've seen it first hand and I got a laugh outta you haha least I amused you in my bad state of hangoverness
Ha ha that's what friends are for could do with a good laugh now though " I'd ring ya to cheer ya up only my kids think I'm mad enough and if the ever heard are conversations don't think they would talk to me again haha |
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over a year ago
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"Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday
And I was just about to send you a message to invite you round, but I'm detoxifying and that'd be to much temptation
Lol....just aswell.....Wouldn't want you to be toxicated with temptation
I give in to easily that's my problem
Some temptations are worth giving in too easily
Must stay strong
Pmsl.....your halos slipping
Not this weekend, to many people waiting for me to fall off the wagon lol
You'd have to get on the wagon before falling off her
I'm on it I'm on it, not a drop of drink and not even a naughty thought. ....ok that last be is slightly exaggerated "
You obviously didn't read that proper lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"U won't last a day! Haha I plan on gettin compleatly shit faced on Sunday I'm dreadin the hangover already
I've lasted a day and running out of tea have a good one tash u won't last the night haha awh I can't wait for tomorrow I haven't been out with my normal bunch in ages from all the party's iv been goin to on here ha
I'll remind you of this when I've no hangover and your dying a death with hangover haha I'm dreadin that already and it's gonna be a messy one so I'll be moanin about it for a week after ha
Ah Ash I can't wait lol
your always a good laugh when d*unk or hungover your the first person to ever say to me I'm a good laugh when hungover haha
Well I've seen it first hand and I got a laugh outta you haha least I amused you in my bad state of hangoverness
Ha ha that's what friends are for could do with a good laugh now though I'd ring ya to cheer ya up only my kids think I'm mad enough and if the ever heard are conversations don't think they would talk to me again haha "
Ha I believe that the poor kids lol |
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"Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday
And I was just about to send you a message to invite you round, but I'm detoxifying and that'd be to much temptation
Lol....just aswell.....Wouldn't want you to be toxicated with temptation
I give in to easily that's my problem
Some temptations are worth giving in too easily
Must stay strong
Pmsl.....your halos slipping
Not this weekend, to many people waiting for me to fall off the wagon lol
You'd have to get on the wagon before falling off her
I'm on it I'm on it, not a drop of drink and not even a naughty thought. ....ok that last be is slightly exaggerated "
Only slightly??
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over a year ago
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Everyone who knows me, knows I'm not a big drinker... so after trying to kill my cold with lots of cocktails, I'm feeling really, really weak today... and my cold got worse.
Ah the self pity!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"U won't last a day! Haha I plan on gettin compleatly shit faced on Sunday I'm dreadin the hangover already
I've lasted a day and running out of tea have a good one tash u won't last the night haha awh I can't wait for tomorrow I haven't been out with my normal bunch in ages from all the party's iv been goin to on here ha
I'll remind you of this when I've no hangover and your dying a death with hangover haha I'm dreadin that already and it's gonna be a messy one so I'll be moanin about it for a week after ha
I promise I WONT TALK LOUDLY TO YOU I WONT HEAR U FROM HERE haha
I HAVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER ILL KNOCK MY PHONE OFF haha "
Make sure you charge it up before you go out  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday
And I was just about to send you a message to invite you round, but I'm detoxifying and that'd be to much temptation
Lol....just aswell.....Wouldn't want you to be toxicated with temptation
I give in to easily that's my problem
Some temptations are worth giving in too easily
Must stay strong
Pmsl.....your halos slipping
Not this weekend, to many people waiting for me to fall off the wagon lol
You'd have to get on the wagon before falling off her
I'm on it I'm on it, not a drop of drink and not even a naughty thought. ....ok that last be is slightly exaggerated
You obviously didn't read that proper lol "
I read it proper, I think your definition of wagon maybe slightly different to mine  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday
And I was just about to send you a message to invite you round, but I'm detoxifying and that'd be to much temptation
Lol....just aswell.....Wouldn't want you to be toxicated with temptation
I give in to easily that's my problem
Some temptations are worth giving in too easily
Must stay strong
Pmsl.....your halos slipping
Not this weekend, to many people waiting for me to fall off the wagon lol
You'd have to get on the wagon before falling off her
I'm on it I'm on it, not a drop of drink and not even a naughty thought. ....ok that last be is slightly exaggerated
Only slightly??
"
Yes, I'm trying to keep myself busy  |
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over a year ago
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"Everyone who knows me, knows I'm not a big drinker... so after trying to kill my cold with lots of cocktails, I'm feeling really, really weak today... and my cold got worse.
Ah the self pity!!! "
You mustn't have drank enough  |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday
And I was just about to send you a message to invite you round, but I'm detoxifying and that'd be to much temptation
Lol....just aswell.....Wouldn't want you to be toxicated with temptation
I give in to easily that's my problem
Some temptations are worth giving in too easily
Must stay strong
Pmsl.....your halos slipping
Not this weekend, to many people waiting for me to fall off the wagon lol
You'd have to get on the wagon before falling off her
I'm on it I'm on it, not a drop of drink and not even a naughty thought. ....ok that last be is slightly exaggerated
Only slightly??
Yes, I'm trying to keep myself busy "
Ankles, stilettos, cat's paw please  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday
And I was just about to send you a message to invite you round, but I'm detoxifying and that'd be to much temptation
Lol....just aswell.....Wouldn't want you to be toxicated with temptation
I give in to easily that's my problem
Some temptations are worth giving in too easily
Must stay strong
Pmsl.....your halos slipping
Not this weekend, to many people waiting for me to fall off the wagon lol
You'd have to get on the wagon before falling off her
I'm on it I'm on it, not a drop of drink and not even a naughty thought. ....ok that last be is slightly exaggerated
Only slightly??
Yes, I'm trying to keep myself busy
Ankles, stilettos, cat's paw please "
I'm doing housework not rope work  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday
And I was just about to send you a message to invite you round, but I'm detoxifying and that'd be to much temptation
Lol....just aswell.....Wouldn't want you to be toxicated with temptation
I give in to easily that's my problem
Some temptations are worth giving in too easily
Must stay strong
Pmsl.....your halos slipping
Not this weekend, to many people waiting for me to fall off the wagon lol
You'd have to get on the wagon before falling off her
I'm on it I'm on it, not a drop of drink and not even a naughty thought. ....ok that last be is slightly exaggerated
Only slightly??
Yes, I'm trying to keep myself busy
Ankles, stilettos, cat's paw please
I'm doing housework not rope work "
Merely planting a seed  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday
And I was just about to send you a message to invite you round, but I'm detoxifying and that'd be to much temptation
Lol....just aswell.....Wouldn't want you to be toxicated with temptation
I give in to easily that's my problem
Some temptations are worth giving in too easily
Must stay strong
Pmsl.....your halos slipping
Not this weekend, to many people waiting for me to fall off the wagon lol
You'd have to get on the wagon before falling off her
I'm on it I'm on it, not a drop of drink and not even a naughty thought. ....ok that last be is slightly exaggerated
Only slightly??
Yes, I'm trying to keep myself busy
Ankles, stilettos, cat's paw please
I'm doing housework not rope work
Merely planting a seed "
La la la la la la la la la la not listening  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday
And I was just about to send you a message to invite you round, but I'm detoxifying and that'd be to much temptation
Lol....just aswell.....Wouldn't want you to be toxicated with temptation
I give in to easily that's my problem
Some temptations are worth giving in too easily
Must stay strong
Pmsl.....your halos slipping
Not this weekend, to many people waiting for me to fall off the wagon lol
You'd have to get on the wagon before falling off her
I'm on it I'm on it, not a drop of drink and not even a naughty thought. ....ok that last be is slightly exaggerated
Only slightly??
Yes, I'm trying to keep myself busy
Ankles, stilettos, cat's paw please
I'm doing housework not rope work
Merely planting a seed
La la la la la la la la la la not listening "
It was beamed and I know u heard  |
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"Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday
And I was just about to send you a message to invite you round, but I'm detoxifying and that'd be to much temptation
Lol....just aswell.....Wouldn't want you to be toxicated with temptation
I give in to easily that's my problem
Some temptations are worth giving in too easily
Must stay strong
Pmsl.....your halos slipping
Not this weekend, to many people waiting for me to fall off the wagon lol
You'd have to get on the wagon before falling off her
I'm on it I'm on it, not a drop of drink and not even a naughty thought. ....ok that last be is slightly exaggerated
Only slightly??
Yes, I'm trying to keep myself busy
Ankles, stilettos, cat's paw please
I'm doing housework not rope work
Merely planting a seed
La la la la la la la la la la not listening
It was beamed and I know u heard "
You should come with a health warning  |
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"Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday
And I was just about to send you a message to invite you round, but I'm detoxifying and that'd be to much temptation
Lol....just aswell.....Wouldn't want you to be toxicated with temptation
I give in to easily that's my problem
Some temptations are worth giving in too easily
Must stay strong
Pmsl.....your halos slipping
Not this weekend, to many people waiting for me to fall off the wagon lol
You'd have to get on the wagon before falling off her
I'm on it I'm on it, not a drop of drink and not even a naughty thought. ....ok that last be is slightly exaggerated
Only slightly??
Yes, I'm trying to keep myself busy
Ankles, stilettos, cat's paw please
I'm doing housework not rope work
Merely planting a seed
La la la la la la la la la la not listening
It was beamed and I know u heard
You should come with a health warning "
Do we all not come with a health warning.....lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday
And I was just about to send you a message to invite you round, but I'm detoxifying and that'd be to much temptation
Lol....just aswell.....Wouldn't want you to be toxicated with temptation
I give in to easily that's my problem
Some temptations are worth giving in too easily
Must stay strong
Pmsl.....your halos slipping
Not this weekend, to many people waiting for me to fall off the wagon lol
You'd have to get on the wagon before falling off her
I'm on it I'm on it, not a drop of drink and not even a naughty thought. ....ok that last be is slightly exaggerated
Only slightly??
Yes, I'm trying to keep myself busy
Ankles, stilettos, cat's paw please
I'm doing housework not rope work
Merely planting a seed
La la la la la la la la la la not listening
It was beamed and I know u heard
You should come with a health warning "
I do and u never read it...oh wait...blindfold prohibits  |
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over a year ago
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"Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday
And I was just about to send you a message to invite you round, but I'm detoxifying and that'd be to much temptation
Lol....just aswell.....Wouldn't want you to be toxicated with temptation
I give in to easily that's my problem
Some temptations are worth giving in too easily
Must stay strong
Pmsl.....your halos slipping
Not this weekend, to many people waiting for me to fall off the wagon lol
You'd have to get on the wagon before falling off her
I'm on it I'm on it, not a drop of drink and not even a naughty thought. ....ok that last be is slightly exaggerated
Only slightly??
Yes, I'm trying to keep myself busy
Ankles, stilettos, cat's paw please
I'm doing housework not rope work
Merely planting a seed
La la la la la la la la la la not listening
It was beamed and I know u heard
You should come with a health warning
Do we all not come with a health warning.....lol "
Flood warning last night  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday
And I was just about to send you a message to invite you round, but I'm detoxifying and that'd be to much temptation
Lol....just aswell.....Wouldn't want you to be toxicated with temptation
I give in to easily that's my problem
Some temptations are worth giving in too easily
Must stay strong
Pmsl.....your halos slipping
Not this weekend, to many people waiting for me to fall off the wagon lol
You'd have to get on the wagon before falling off her
I'm on it I'm on it, not a drop of drink and not even a naughty thought. ....ok that last be is slightly exaggerated
Only slightly??
Yes, I'm trying to keep myself busy
Ankles, stilettos, cat's paw please
I'm doing housework not rope work
Merely planting a seed
La la la la la la la la la la not listening
It was beamed and I know u heard
You should come with a health warning
Do we all not come with a health warning.....lol "
I guess I just never read them, that why I enjoy smoking, drinking and women  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday
And I was just about to send you a message to invite you round, but I'm detoxifying and that'd be to much temptation
Lol....just aswell.....Wouldn't want you to be toxicated with temptation
I give in to easily that's my problem
Some temptations are worth giving in too easily
Must stay strong
Pmsl.....your halos slipping
Not this weekend, to many people waiting for me to fall off the wagon lol
You'd have to get on the wagon before falling off her
I'm on it I'm on it, not a drop of drink and not even a naughty thought. ....ok that last be is slightly exaggerated
Only slightly??
Yes, I'm trying to keep myself busy
Ankles, stilettos, cat's paw please
I'm doing housework not rope work
Merely planting a seed
La la la la la la la la la la not listening
It was beamed and I know u heard
You should come with a health warning
Do we all not come with a health warning.....lol
Flood warning last night "
Good night then?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't really say I'm having a quiet one......already started with a bang from Thursday..and Friday.....and now saturday
And I was just about to send you a message to invite you round, but I'm detoxifying and that'd be to much temptation
Lol....just aswell.....Wouldn't want you to be toxicated with temptation
I give in to easily that's my problem
Some temptations are worth giving in too easily
Must stay strong
Pmsl.....your halos slipping
Not this weekend, to many people waiting for me to fall off the wagon lol
You'd have to get on the wagon before falling off her
I'm on it I'm on it, not a drop of drink and not even a naughty thought. ....ok that last be is slightly exaggerated
Only slightly??
Yes, I'm trying to keep myself busy
Ankles, stilettos, cat's paw please
I'm doing housework not rope work
Merely planting a seed
La la la la la la la la la la not listening
It was beamed and I know u heard
You should come with a health warning
Do we all not come with a health warning.....lol
Flood warning last night
Good night then? "
You musta heard it where you are!  |
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over a year ago
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I was in bed early  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was in bed early "
Ha! That's a sight I'd like to see!!  |
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over a year ago
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over a year ago
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"I was in bed early
Ha! That's a sight I'd like to see!! "
Well the thread is titled "And now for something completely different..." |
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over a year ago
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"This dry weekend must be catching
6 coffees so far "
Just the 6? Not sure I'll be doing it every weekend, it's not all its cracked up to be lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This dry weekend must be catching
6 coffees so far
Just the 6? Not sure I'll be doing it every weekend, it's not all its cracked up to be lol"
Ah yeah just the 6 I'm taking it easy that's not counting about 15 mugs of tea lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was in bed early
Ha! That's a sight I'd like to see!!
Well the thread is titled "And now for something completely different...""
True and I wonder how long it will last...I have a bottle with your name on it wearing a continental coat....tick tock tick tock  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This dry weekend must be catching
6 coffees so far
Just the 6? Not sure I'll be doing it every weekend, it's not all its cracked up to be lol
Ah yeah just the 6 I'm taking it easy that's not counting about 15 mugs of tea lol
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Bet your tea isn't as nice as mine though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This dry weekend must be catching
6 coffees so far
Just the 6? Not sure I'll be doing it every weekend, it's not all its cracked up to be lol
Ah yeah just the 6 I'm taking it easy that's not counting about 15 mugs of tea lol
Bet your tea isn't as nice as mine though "
Lol you know it isn't and I shall be back for more  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was in bed early
Ha! That's a sight I'd like to see!!
Well the thread is titled "And now for something completely different..."
True and I wonder how long it will last...I have a bottle with your name on it wearing a continental coat....tick tock tick tock "
I must resist, I must resist, I must resist, I must resist, I must resist, I must resist, I must resist, I must resist, I must resist, I must resist, I must resist, I must resist, I must resist, I must resist  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Right I'm going to give in, I can't do it any longer, if you want a wet and wild weekend with me just reply on this thread  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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No takers? I'm seriously horny now and could do with a good session  |
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