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over a year ago
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An elephant was drinking by a watering hole one day anway a camel walks past,Elephant scream out hey look at u with two boobs on your back.The camel replies jesus what a cheek comming from someone with a cock hanging from its face. |
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"Found out that Danny Welbeck father worked for the Bomb Disposal Squad Belfast in the early 80s...his name was Stan  "
Thats hillarious,im gona have to rob that one |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Found out that Danny Welbeck father worked for the Bomb lolDisposal Squad Belfast in the early 80s...his name was Stan
Thats hillarious,im gona have to rob that one"
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By (user no longer on site)
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The other day I needed to pay a visit to the public toilet, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles.
One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?"
Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied, "Not too bad, thanks."
After a short pause, I heard the voice again. "So, what are you up to?"
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, "Just having a quick shit... How about yourself?"
The next thing I heard him say was, "Sorry, mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some cunt in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The other day I needed to pay a visit to the public toilet, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles.
One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?"
Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied, "Not too bad, thanks."
After a short pause, I heard the voice again. "So, what are you up to?"
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, "Just having a quick shit... How about yourself?"
The next thing I heard him say was, "Sorry, mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some cunt in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say."
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By (user no longer on site)
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A little boy walks into a whore house with a $100 bill and a dead frog. He goes to the pimp and asks for the ho with the most venerial diseases. The pimp is surprised but gives the boy his ho. After the boy does his deed, the pimp asks why he wanted the ho with all the venerial diseases. The boy answers: When I go home, I will get a babysitter while my parents go out to eat and I’ll fuck her. When my parents get home, my dad will drive the sitter home and screw her in the car. Tonight, my parents will fuck. Tomorrow, after my dad leaves for work, my mom will do the mailman, AND THAT THE SON Of A BITCH WHO RAN OVER MYFUCKIN FROG |
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By (user no longer on site)
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PaddyIrishman wanting to become a priest,went to see the bishop who said "you must answer 3 questions on the bible".
1st Who was born in a stable?.
Paddy replied Red Rum
2nd What do u think of damasacus?
Paddy replied it kills 99% of all germs.
3.what happend when disciples went mount olive?
Thats an easy one paddy said popeye knocked the shit of them.   |
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By *excockMan
over a year ago
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"The other day I needed to pay a visit to the public toilet, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles.
One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?"
Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied, "Not too bad, thanks."
After a short pause, I heard the voice again. "So, what are you up to?"
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, "Just having a quick shit... How about yourself?"
The next thing I heard him say was, "Sorry, mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some cunt in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say."
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Lol... and I didn't see the punch line coming... very good  |
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By *excockMan
over a year ago
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"A little boy walks into a whore house with a $100 bill and a dead frog. He goes to the pimp and asks for the ho with the most venerial diseases. The pimp is surprised but gives the boy his ho. After the boy does his deed, the pimp asks why he wanted the ho with all the venerial diseases. The boy answers: When I go home, I will get a babysitter while my parents go out to eat and I’ll fuck her. When my parents get home, my dad will drive the sitter home and screw her in the car. Tonight, my parents will fuck. Tomorrow, after my dad leaves for work, my mom will do the mailman, AND THAT THE SON Of A BITCH WHO RAN OVER MYFUCKIN FROG"
Lol... that's some sick kid |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A little boy walks into a whore house with a $100 bill and a dead frog. He goes to the pimp and asks for the ho with the most venerial diseases. The pimp is surprised but gives the boy his ho. After the boy does his deed, the pimp asks why he wanted the ho with all the venerial diseases. The boy answers: When I go home, I will get a babysitter while my parents go out to eat and I’ll fuck her. When my parents get home, my dad will drive the sitter home and screw her in the car. Tonight, my parents will fuck. Tomorrow, after my dad leaves for work, my mom will do the mailman, AND THAT THE SON Of A BITCH WHO RAN OVER MYFUCKIN FROG
Lol... that's some sick kid "
Lol must b a fabber |
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By *excockMan
over a year ago
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"A little boy walks into a whore house with a $100 bill and a dead frog. He goes to the pimp and asks for the ho with the most venerial diseases. The pimp is surprised but gives the boy his ho. After the boy does his deed, the pimp asks why he wanted the ho with all the venerial diseases. The boy answers: When I go home, I will get a babysitter while my parents go out to eat and I’ll fuck her. When my parents get home, my dad will drive the sitter home and screw her in the car. Tonight, my parents will fuck. Tomorrow, after my dad leaves for work, my mom will do the mailman, AND THAT THE SON Of A BITCH WHO RAN OVER MYFUCKIN FROG
Lol... that's some sick kid
Lol must b a fabber "
Hope not.. don't want all those venirial diseases... got my own thanks!! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A little boy walks into a whore house with a $100 bill and a dead frog. He goes to the pimp and asks for the ho with the most venerial diseases. The pimp is surprised but gives the boy his ho. After the boy does his deed, the pimp asks why he wanted the ho with all the venerial diseases. The boy answers: When I go home, I will get a babysitter while my parents go out to eat and I’ll fuck her. When my parents get home, my dad will drive the sitter home and screw her in the car. Tonight, my parents will fuck. Tomorrow, after my dad leaves for work, my mom will do the mailman, AND THAT THE SON Of A BITCH WHO RAN OVER MYFUCKIN FROG
Lol... that's some sick kid
Lol must b a fabber
Hope not.. don't want all those venirial diseases... got my own thanks!! Lol "
Zombieitus ????? |
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By *excockMan
over a year ago
waterford |
"A little boy walks into a whore house with a $100 bill and a dead frog. He goes to the pimp and asks for the ho with the most venerial diseases. The pimp is surprised but gives the boy his ho. After the boy does his deed, the pimp asks why he wanted the ho with all the venerial diseases. The boy answers: When I go home, I will get a babysitter while my parents go out to eat and I’ll fuck her. When my parents get home, my dad will drive the sitter home and screw her in the car. Tonight, my parents will fuck. Tomorrow, after my dad leaves for work, my mom will do the mailman, AND THAT THE SON Of A BITCH WHO RAN OVER MYFUCKIN FROG
Lol... that's some sick kid
Lol must b a fabber
Hope not.. don't want all those venirial diseases... got my own thanks!! Lol
Zombieitus ????? "
No... penis blindness . Iv been told if I keep touching it I'll go blind |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A little boy walks into a whore house with a $100 bill and a dead frog. He goes to the pimp and asks for the ho with the most venerial diseases. The pimp is surprised but gives the boy his ho. After the boy does his deed, the pimp asks why he wanted the ho with all the venerial diseases. The boy answers: When I go home, I will get a babysitter while my parents go out to eat and I’ll fuck her. When my parents get home, my dad will drive the sitter home and screw her in the car. Tonight, my parents will fuck. Tomorrow, after my dad leaves for work, my mom will do the mailman, AND THAT THE SON Of A BITCH WHO RAN OVER MYFUCKIN FROG
Lol... that's some sick kid
Lol must b a fabber
Hope not.. don't want all those venirial diseases... got my own thanks!! Lol
Zombieitus ?????
No... penis blindness . Iv been told if I keep touching it I'll go blind "
That's what happened Andre boccelli |
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By *excockMan
over a year ago
waterford |
"A little boy walks into a whore house with a $100 bill and a dead frog. He goes to the pimp and asks for the ho with the most venerial diseases. The pimp is surprised but gives the boy his ho. After the boy does his deed, the pimp asks why he wanted the ho with all the venerial diseases. The boy answers: When I go home, I will get a babysitter while my parents go out to eat and I’ll fuck her. When my parents get home, my dad will drive the sitter home and screw her in the car. Tonight, my parents will fuck. Tomorrow, after my dad leaves for work, my mom will do the mailman, AND THAT THE SON Of A BITCH WHO RAN OVER MYFUCKIN FROG
Lol... that's some sick kid
Lol must b a fabber
Hope not.. don't want all those venirial diseases... got my own thanks!! Lol
Zombieitus ?????
No... penis blindness . Iv been told if I keep touching it I'll go blind
That's what happened Andre boccelli"
I know!.. and I heard it was even his own penis he was playing with!! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A little boy walks into a whore house with a $100 bill and a dead frog. He goes to the pimp and asks for the ho with the most venerial diseases. The pimp is surprised but gives the boy his ho. After the boy does his deed, the pimp asks why he wanted the ho with all the venerial diseases. The boy answers: When I go home, I will get a babysitter while my parents go out to eat and I’ll fuck her. When my parents get home, my dad will drive the sitter home and screw her in the car. Tonight, my parents will fuck. Tomorrow, after my dad leaves for work, my mom will do the mailman, AND THAT THE SON Of A BITCH WHO RAN OVER MYFUCKIN FROG
Lol... that's some sick kid
Lol must b a fabber
Hope not.. don't want all those venirial diseases... got my own thanks!! Lol
Zombieitus ?????
No... penis blindness . Iv been told if I keep touching it I'll go blind
That's what happened Andre boccelli
I know!.. and I heard it was even his own penis he was playing with!! Lol "
Ur terrible making fun of a blind man !!!!  |
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By *excockMan
over a year ago
waterford |
"A little boy walks into a whore house with a $100 bill and a dead frog. He goes to the pimp and asks for the ho with the most venerial diseases. The pimp is surprised but gives the boy his ho. After the boy does his deed, the pimp asks why he wanted the ho with all the venerial diseases. The boy answers: When I go home, I will get a babysitter while my parents go out to eat and I’ll fuck her. When my parents get home, my dad will drive the sitter home and screw her in the car. Tonight, my parents will fuck. Tomorrow, after my dad leaves for work, my mom will do the mailman, AND THAT THE SON Of A BITCH WHO RAN OVER MYFUCKIN FROG
Lol... that's some sick kid
Lol must b a fabber
Hope not.. don't want all those venirial diseases... got my own thanks!! Lol
Zombieitus ?????
No... penis blindness . Iv been told if I keep touching it I'll go blind
That's what happened Andre boccelli
I know!.. and I heard it was even his own penis he was playing with!! Lol
Ur terrible making fun of a blind man !!!! "
Its ok... he won't be reading this anyway...
I'm blaming you for it anyway :p |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"how do you catch a unique rabbit ..............
unique up on him !!
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
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Tame way. Unique up on him.  "
Whats a wok for?
Wowing at wabbits |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just when Oscar Pistorias thinks it cant get any worse - he gets the top fucking bunk"
Oscar pistorius really wanted a new bathroom door, but apparently his girlfriend was dead against it
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just when Oscar Pistorias thinks it cant get any worse - he gets the top fucking bunk"
But he has lucked out with the house arrest part of his sentence ...
They are giving him an ankle braclet . |
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