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123 lion vs. local hooligans
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Any tips to stop local hooligans kicking your flowers in the garden
all lions beloved daffodils have been chopped kicked stomped and left lifeless
dont make the lion get his wrestling attire and slam you jabronis on ye candy asses |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any tips to stop local hooligans kicking your flowers in the garden
all lions beloved daffodils have been chopped kicked stomped and left lifeless
dont make the lion get his wrestling attire and slam you jabronis on ye candy asses "
move house  |
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"short shorts on
gallon of mi waidi
take that playing in the back ground
gardening helps calm the lions soul x"
I'm sure if the local hooligans are all heterosexual and see you, you won't be bothered by them again  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Planks of wood with 6 inch nails hammered through then facing pointy side up, lay on ground in side wall if there jumping your walls to do it the won't jump for much longer....  |
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"short shorts on
gallon of mi waidi
take thligans in the back ground
gardening helps calm the lions soul x
I'm sure if the local hooligans are all heterosexual and see you, you won't be bothered by them again "
Card board cutouts of the Lion go down well with hooligans. |
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By *aid backMan
over a year ago
by a lake with my rod out |
"some well placed camouflaged re bar or steel bar amongst the flowers will give them something to think about if they are being kicked or generally trampled
Maybe metal spikes too"
no need for spikes as you would have to explain why i have spikes in a flower bed where the rods can by used to support damaged stems |
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By *aid backMan
over a year ago
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"Planks of wood with 6 inch nails hammered through then facing pointy side up, lay on ground in side wall if there jumping your walls to do it the won't jump for much longer.... "
you would be sued for that unfortunately. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any tips to stop local hooligans kicking your flowers in the garden
all lions beloved daffodils have been chopped kicked stomped and left lifeless
dont make the lion get his wrestling attire and slam you jabronis on ye candy asses "
A gun lol.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any tips to stop local hooligans kicking your flowers in the garden
all lions beloved daffodils have been chopped kicked stomped and left lifeless
dont make the lion get his wrestling attire and slam you jabronis on ye candy asses
A gun lol. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"lion is off to the garden centre to buy new plants
maybe the staff they will help lion with his needs xxx "
That might also sell you plastic ones that will pop back up when stomped on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I find a warning shot from the shotgun always works remember legally allowed to fire a warning shot.....over their heads?"
And one in the back but only once if you chase after them you're goosed |
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By *aid backMan
over a year ago
by a lake with my rod out |
"I find a warning shot from the shotgun always works remember legally allowed to fire a warning shot.....over their heads?"
no.....you are not allowed to discharge a firearm at or over a person ffs you cant even shoot with in so many yards of a dwelling or a public road. |
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By *aid backMan
over a year ago
by a lake with my rod out |
"I find a warning shot from the shotgun always works remember legally allowed to fire a warning shot.....over their heads?
And one in the back but only once if you chase after them you're goosed"
you can use reasonable force to defend yourself or property if its a lie or death issue and shooting is never classed as reasonable force. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Catch 1 of them,kill and gut him and hang him in your garden. Works for crows
That'd send a message alright, note to self don't piss off Hal"
That's my guy.... no beating around the bush with him. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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but lions hand are highly powerful
maybe end up killing more than 1
maybe lion leave some sweets so they may get distracted and eat the sweets instead of damaging lions mini jungle |
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"but lions hand are highly powerful
maybe end up killing more than 1
maybe lion leave some sweets so they may get distracted and eat the sweets instead of damaging lions mini jungle "
You're going to end up getting arrested
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1) short shorts
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2) take that playing in public
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3) leaving sweets out for the kiddies
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Don't bend down for the soap |
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By *al2001Man
over a year ago
kildare |
"I find a warning shot from the shotgun always works remember legally allowed to fire a warning shot.....over their heads?
And one in the back but only once if you chase after them you're goosed
you can use reasonable force to defend yourself or property if its a lie or death issue and shooting is never classed as reasonable force. "
I thought the law changed cpl of years ago after the padraig nally thing
You can use force to protect yourself or your property,doesn't have to be life or death situation,and that includes lethal force |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I find a warning shot from the shotgun always works remember legally allowed to fire a warning shot.....over their heads?
And one in the back but only once if you chase after them you're goosed
you can use reasonable force to defend yourself or property if its a lie or death issue and shooting is never classed as reasonable force.
I thought the law changed cpl of years ago after the padraig nally thing
You can use force to protect yourself or your property,doesn't have to be life or death situation,and that includes lethal force"
Defence and Dwelling Act or something |
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By *aid backMan
over a year ago
by a lake with my rod out |
"I find a warning shot from the shotgun always works remember legally allowed to fire a warning shot.....over their heads?
And one in the back but only once if you chase after them you're goosed
you can use reasonable force to defend yourself or property if its a lie or death issue and shooting is never classed as reasonable force.
I thought the law changed cpl of years ago after the padraig nally thing
You can use force to protect yourself or your property,doesn't have to be life or death situation,and that includes lethal force"
oh ill have to have a look into that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Catch 1 of them,kill and gut him and hang him in your garden. Works for crows
That'd send a message alright, note to self don't piss off Hal
That's my guy.... no beating around the bush with him. "
well I don't fancy being strung up in ye're front garden so I wont lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Staring down the loaded barrells of a sawnoff double barrell shotgun."
... ..have you people no taste. .....baseball bat with nails in the end.......if its good enough for 2nd btn south Armagh pira...... .. wheres your sense of patriotism? ..... lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Staring down the loaded barrells of a sawnoff double barrell shotgun.... ..have you people no taste. .....baseball bat with nails in the end.......if its good enough for 2nd btn south Armagh pira...... .. wheres your sense of patriotism? ..... lol"
I take it you missed the programme on Rte last night about punishment beatings? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Finally a bit of common sense law
I'm armed to the fucking teeth here
me too i'd be very safe when the zombie apocalypse starts "
Myself and my college mates have a plan if a zombie apocalypse was to break out lol |
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By *al2001Man
over a year ago
kildare |
"Staring down the loaded barrells of a sawnoff double barrell shotgun."
Its illegal to saw the barrel or handle off a shotgun
Anyway anyone can use a gun,and if your disarmed it can easily be used on you so I prefer weapons that are deadly with some skill,I have a 60 lb compound bow,swords,slash hook and an array of smaller knives. In the unlikely event I was disarmed of any of those once I still had a knife I'd be confident I'd cut their head off before the got bow pulled or slash hook raised
And there you have hals top tip of the day |
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By *aid backMan
over a year ago
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"Staring down the loaded barrells of a sawnoff double barrell shotgun."
sawn off shotguns are illegal and also not worth a shit at any sort of range i know one doorman who was shot at with one and the buck shot didnt even break the skin |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Staring down the loaded barrells of a sawnoff double barrell shotgun.... ..have you people no taste. .....baseball bat with nails in the end.......if its good enough for 2nd btn south Armagh pira...... .. wheres your sense of patriotism? ..... lol
I take it you missed the programme on Rte last night about punishment beatings? "
.....missed it? ...I was in it...lol |
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By *ark the manMan
over a year ago
dublin. meath louth areas |
Jesus people get a grip ! Mr. LION has an angry mob from the Simpson on his lawn tooled up with anything from chain saws to sawn offs, to go hunting the daffodil murders!I would hate to see the reaction if they did something crazy like kidnap our glorious leader ! Why is it that everyone is cheering  |
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By *aid backMan
over a year ago
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"I really hope the illegal suggestions of nails in planks and broken glass etc were in jest. Not worth getting jailed over a few kids "
thats what i said where has some sunken supports in the flower bed would only hurt them when they kicked them  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jesus people get a grip ! Mr. LION has an angry mob from the Simpson on his lawn tooled up with anything from chain saws to sawn offs, to go hunting the daffodil murders!I would hate to see the reaction if they did something crazy like kidnap our glorious leader ! Why is it that everyone is cheering "
....... what about a few man traps with poisonous spikes sticking up from the bottom? ... that will teach those pesky kids. . .btw....don't you recognise adult humour when you see it?.. |
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