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The Party of All Parties 2015 - Willows house/ 3am post.
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I missed my 3am slot on Sunday morning, my apologies for my tardiness.
Yes indeed, you read it right. After a lot of requests for me to host another of my now infamous parties, I have decide to relent and organise.
Here's the catch. My house can only hold 7 people. 4 people have already being invited and have graciously accepted. Therefore there's only spaces left for 2 lucky people.
I will have fizzy orange, TK red lemonade and soda stream. Ginger nuts and Ritz for food.
Please dont ask for a invite here, please email instead as that's very important, very very important.
Right, the criteria:
1. You have to be a member of fab.
2. The green tick is clearly, clearly an important requirement.
3. If you're a lady and haven't a green tick, don't fear. Get naked with me and I'll give you one. I'll give you a green tick after.
4. You have to be verified at least in the last 2 years, but not within the last 2 weeks as we are looking for a bit of freshness.
5. If you are not verified while reading this, but do get verified before you email, thats' fine.
6. If you are not verified when you read this, or when you reply but do get verified before Good Friday, you're application will go before the committee for consideration and you will get a response by lunch time Easter Monday.
7. If there is a gap of 2 months between each of your verifications, this will be treated with suspicion as it may mean that you do not "put out" regularly enough and we only want people who are mad for the ride, at the party.
45 minutes before the party starts you will be emailed a mail with the location of the party so the best thing to do is to start driving aimlessly around kildare on the evening of the party and await receipt of the said email.
When you get the email you must respond immediately to it. If you don't your place will be offered to the ones who are also mad for the ride, on the reserve list.
When you arrive you have to have a print out of the said mail and hand it to me. So its best to have a printer in your car, connected up to your phone. An email on your phone will NOT suffice.
The party will be great craic and there'll be riding and everything. No one can stay over and the women have to hoover before they leave. Myself and the lads will flip over the matresses so we're all ready for the next party.
I can't wait to meet all of you sexy fabbers. |
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By *lfieWoman
over a year ago
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"It's filling up nicely here now folks. If I can't rely to your email straight away don't worry. I've 100's to get through. "
Thats ok willow, we know you have a life outside of fab!! So do I!!!! I cannot just meet at the drop of a hat you know. |
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over a year ago
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"Talk about trolls .... This is such a lame forum post  .
Will I stick you on the reserve list so? It'll need to go before the committee but I think I'll be able to swing it for you. "
Na your alright mate if I need to swing it I'm grown up enough to do it myself  |
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This is like waiting in the pub while your wife is giving birth, or waiting in the NCT waiting room. The nerves are getting the better of me. I hope I don't need to pee as there doesn't seem to be many public toilets here on the Curragh  |
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"This is like waiting in the pub while your wife is giving birth, or waiting in the NCT waiting room. The nerves are getting the better of me. I hope I don't need to pee as there doesn't seem to be many public toilets here on the Curragh "
pmsl oh ha ha ha ha.  |
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"It's filling up nicely here now folks. If I can't rely to your email straight away don't worry. I've 100's to get through. "
Phew
I was starting to panic |
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"Talk about trolls .... This is such a lame forum post .
Will I stick you on the reserve list so? It'll need to go before the committee but I think I'll be able to swing it for you.
Na your alright mate if I need to swing it I'm grown up enough to do it myself "
No probs and you're welcome. Let me know if you change your mind. |
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"Talk about trolls .... This is such a lame forum post .
Will I stick you on the reserve list so? It'll need to go before the committee but I think I'll be able to swing it for you.
Na your alright mate if I need to swing it I'm grown up enough to do it myself
No probs and you're welcome. Let me know if you change your mind. "
Cheers bud !!! |
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I sent a request to the organising committee but got a frosty reception at first but after some sweet talkin they agreed to process the application on reciept of a six pack of duff beer....
Such politics!  |
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"I sent a request to the organising committee but got a frosty reception at first but after some sweet talkin they agreed to process the application on reciept of a six pack of duff beer....
Such politics! "
Yes the committee have informed me that your application is under consideration with a recommendation that you attend.  |
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"I missed my 3am slot on Sunday morning, my apologies for my tardiness.
Yes indeed, you read it right. After a lot of requests for me to host another of my now infamous parties, I have decide to relent and organise.
Here's the catch. My house can only hold 7 people. 4 people have already being invited and have graciously accepted. Therefore there's only spaces left for 2 lucky people.
I will have fizzy orange, TK red lemonade and soda stream. Ginger nuts and Ritz for food.
Please dont ask for a invite here, please email instead as that's very important, very very important.
Right, the criteria:
1. You have to be a member of fab.
2. The green tick is clearly, clearly an important requirement.
3. If you're a lady and haven't a green tick, don't fear. Get naked with me and I'll give you one. I'll give you a green tick after.
4. You have to be verified at least in the last 2 years, but not within the last 2 weeks as we are looking for a bit of freshness.
5. If you are not verified while reading this, but do get verified before you email, thats' fine.
6. If you are not verified when you read this, or when you reply but do get verified before Good Friday, you're application will go before the committee for consideration and you will get a response by lunch time Easter Monday.
7. If there is a gap of 2 months between each of your verifications, this will be treated with suspicion as it may mean that you do not "put out" regularly enough and we only want people who are mad for the ride, at the party.
45 minutes before the party starts you will be emailed a mail with the location of the party so the best thing to do is to start driving aimlessly around kildare on the evening of the party and await receipt of the said email.
When you get the email you must respond immediately to it. If you don't your place will be offered to the ones who are also mad for the ride, on the reserve list.
When you arrive you have to have a print out of the said mail and hand it to me. So its best to have a printer in your car, connected up to your phone. An email on your phone will NOT suffice.
The party will be great craic and there'll be riding and everything. No one can stay over and the women have to hoover before they leave. Myself and the lads will flip over the matresses so we're all ready for the next party.
I can't wait to meet all of you sexy fabbers. "
An excellent well composed witty intelligent post. Congratulations Willow
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"I missed my 3am slot on Sunday morning, my apologies for my tardiness.
Yes indeed, you read it right. After a lot of requests for me to host another of my now infamous parties, I have decide to relent and organise.
Here's the catch. My house can only hold 7 people. 4 people have already being invited and have graciously accepted. Therefore there's only spaces left for 2 lucky people.
I will have fizzy orange, TK red lemonade and soda stream. Ginger nuts and Ritz for food.
Please dont ask for a invite here, please email instead as that's very important, very very important.
Right, the criteria:
1. You have to be a member of fab.
2. The green tick is clearly, clearly an important requirement.
3. If you're a lady and haven't a green tick, don't fear. Get naked with me and I'll give you one. I'll give you a green tick after.
4. You have to be verified at least in the last 2 years, but not within the last 2 weeks as we are looking for a bit of freshness.
5. If you are not verified while reading this, but do get verified before you email, thats' fine.
6. If you are not verified when you read this, or when you reply but do get verified before Good Friday, you're application will go before the committee for consideration and you will get a response by lunch time Easter Monday.
7. If there is a gap of 2 months between each of your verifications, this will be treated with suspicion as it may mean that you do not "put out" regularly enough and we only want people who are mad for the ride, at the party.
45 minutes before the party starts you will be emailed a mail with the location of the party so the best thing to do is to start driving aimlessly around kildare on the evening of the party and await receipt of the said email.
When you get the email you must respond immediately to it. If you don't your place will be offered to the ones who are also mad for the ride, on the reserve list.
When you arrive you have to have a print out of the said mail and hand it to me. So its best to have a printer in your car, connected up to your phone. An email on your phone will NOT suffice.
The party will be great craic and there'll be riding and everything. No one can stay over and the women have to hoover before they leave. Myself and the lads will flip over the matresses so we're all ready for the next party.
I can't wait to meet all of you sexy fabbers. "
Ha ha Brilliant  |
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"I sent a request to the organising committee but got a frosty reception at first but after some sweet talkin they agreed to process the application on reciept of a six pack of duff beer....
Such politics!
Yes the committee have informed me that your application is under consideration with a recommendation that you attend. "
Oh the drama......... |
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"Who do i have to sleep with to get an invite?
Me
Woohoo!!! I thought you'd never ask  "
Woohoo from me too! Oh wait, what about the thrill of the chase? Ah feck that malarkey, let's just go for it! |
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"Who do i have to sleep with to get an invite?
Me
Woohoo!!! I thought you'd never ask
Woohoo from me too! Oh wait, what about the thrill of the chase? Ah feck that malarkey, let's just go for it! "
I've been chasing you since i got here, i'm so done with it now  |
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"Who do i have to sleep with to get an invite?
Me
Woohoo!!! I thought you'd never ask
Woohoo from me too! Oh wait, what about the thrill of the chase? Ah feck that malarkey, let's just go for it!
I've been chasing you since i got here, i'm so done with it now "
Get in line girl! 
Don't worry, it's a very short one!
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The líne, that is |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Finally I give in and said I'd read this thread I now can not get back those 5 mins it took to read this load of crap.  "
PMSL
You should've only read half....
I still have 2 and a half minutes of life more than you!! |
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"Finally I give in and said I'd read this thread I now can not get back those 5 mins it took to read this load of crap.
PMSL
You should've only read half....
I still have 2 and a half minutes of life more than you!! "
Lol well fancy getting together to share those mins |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Finally I give in and said I'd read this thread I now can not get back those 5 mins it took to read this load of crap.
PMSL
You should've only read half....
I still have 2 and a half minutes of life more than you!!
Lol well fancy getting together to share those mins "
Sounds interesting!!
(And I'd still have a full 2 mins left over)
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Finally I give in and said I'd read this thread I now can not get back those 5 mins it took to read this load of crap.
PMSL
You should've only read half....
I still have 2 and a half minutes of life more than you!!
Lol well fancy getting together to share those mins
Sounds interesting!!
(And I'd still have a full 2 mins left over)
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Mmmm this could be fun |
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"Willow, how does one apply to be on this "committee"
I have your nomination in already
Oh? So who makes the final decision? I can't handle the excitement lol "
I do. You may not be able to handle the excitement but but hopefully you'll handle me |
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"Willow, how does one apply to be on this "committee"
I have your nomination in already
Oh? So who makes the final decision? I can't handle the excitement lol
I do. You may not be able to handle the excitement but but hopefully you'll handle me "
Lol oh willow... |
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