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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Isn't it amazing how it looks exactly the same after its trip through the human digestive system, and yet it tastes completely different  "
That and carrots even when u haven't had carrots for a few days u drink a few pints a fly gets caught in ur throath and there is bloody carrots |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Isn't it amazing how it looks exactly the same after its trip through the human digestive system, and yet it tastes completely different
Would it still pop though in the microwave? "
Well if you dry it out....?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Knew a guy that was having anal sex with a girl and got a sweetcorn kernel stuck down his japs eye
Had to go to doc to remove 
True story. Or so he claimed
pmsl "
Lmao  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Knew a guy that was having anal sex with a girl and got a sweetcorn kernel stuck down his japs eye
Had to go to doc to remove
True story. Or so he claimed"
Just spat my dinner out, thanks! |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Knew a guy that was having anal sex with a girl and got a sweetcorn kernel stuck down his japs eye
Had to go to doc to remove
True story. Or so he claimed
Just spat my dinner out, thanks! "
Lots of dinners going to waste this evening
Had ye tought of donating them to the SVP sure it save a few from looking for sweet corn |
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"Knew a guy that was having anal sex with a girl and got a sweetcorn kernel stuck down his japs eye
Had to go to doc to remove
True story. Or so he claimed
Ohhhh sweet jesus!!! Lmao!! "
Heard a similar story before the instrument they use is similar to a cork screw put down the eye to remove the kernel |
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