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"I rarely give them a chance to speak.....   miss, do you gag them? lol,
I find something to shove into their mouth 
You talk too much "
Im a lady of few words Van,, I dont do that faffing about stuff.... |
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"a well known fabette said this to me very recently " well iv come you can finish yourself off " ive never felt so used in all my life  "
I said to a guy "ok. I'm all satisfied now. Thanks, you can go now"
He started laughing for 10sec and then looked at me with horror "seriously?!!"
Of course I was joking. I wasn't that satisfied. |
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"did you turn the feckin imersion off.... 
Classic!!
Mine makes to pipes bang haha
That wud really put u off ur rhythm!! "
If there was any rhythm I wouldn't have thought of the immersion or noticed the pipes banging |
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"did you turn the feckin imersion off....
Classic!!
Mine makes to pipes bang haha
That wud really put u off ur rhythm!!
If there was any rhythm I wouldn't have thought of the immersion or noticed the pipes banging "
LMFAO |
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Not during sex but after sex a guy was holding his head and I asked was he ok, he said "yeah just keep getting pains in my head, I've been to the doctor and have to g back coz the voices are back again" and he wasn't joking. I was ever so nice about asking him to leave! |
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"Not during sex but after sex a guy was holding his head and I asked was he ok, he said "yeah just keep getting pains in my head, I've been to the doctor and have to g back coz the voices are back again" and he wasn't joking. I was ever so nice about asking him to leave!
OMG "
Swear to god, he genuinely frightened me |
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"Not during sex but after sex a guy was holding his head and I asked was he ok, he said "yeah just keep getting pains in my head, I've been to the doctor and have to g back coz the voices are back again" and he wasn't joking. I was ever so nice about asking him to leave!"
Wow! And what a vulnerable position for you to hear that in. |
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"Not during sex but after sex a guy was holding his head and I asked was he ok, he said "yeah just keep getting pains in my head, I've been to the doctor and have to g back coz the voices are back again" and he wasn't joking. I was ever so nice about asking him to leave!
Wow! And what a vulnerable position for you to hear that in. "
I actually kept in touch with him for a while afterwards on email, he was clearly a troubled little soul but I was a bit scared I have to admit |
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"Not during sex but after sex a guy was holding his head and I asked was he ok, he said "yeah just keep getting pains in my head, I've been to the doctor and have to g back coz the voices are back again" and he wasn't joking. I was ever so nice about asking him to leave!
Wow! And what a vulnerable position for you to hear that in.
I actually kept in touch with him for a while afterwards on email, he was clearly a troubled little soul but I was a bit scared I have to admit "
I would have been terrified!
But my inner would have been begging me to ask what they were saying! |
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"Not during sex but after sex a guy was holding his head and I asked was he ok, he said "yeah just keep getting pains in my head, I've been to the doctor and have to g back coz the voices are back again" and he wasn't joking. I was ever so nice about asking him to leave!
Wow! And what a vulnerable position for you to hear that in.
I actually kept in touch with him for a while afterwards on email, he was clearly a troubled little soul but I was a bit scared I have to admit
I would have been terrified!
But my inner would have been begging me to ask what they were saying!"
If there was more than 2 you'd never get a word in edgeways |
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"Not during sex but after sex a guy was holding his head and I asked was he ok, he said "yeah just keep getting pains in my head, I've been to the doctor and have to g back coz the voices are back again" and he wasn't joking. I was ever so nice about asking him to leave!"
Pmsl
Had to leave the office I was laughing so hard
I think I've actually wet myself
Lolli that is priceless xx |
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"Not during sex but after sex a guy was holding his head and I asked was he ok, he said "yeah just keep getting pains in my head, I've been to the doctor and have to g back coz the voices are back again" and he wasn't joking. I was ever so nice about asking him to leave!
Wow! And what a vulnerable position for you to hear that in.
I actually kept in touch with him for a while afterwards on email, he was clearly a troubled little soul but I was a bit scared I have to admit
I would have been terrified!
But my inner would have been begging me to ask what they were saying!"
Something like get the knife from the kitchen and make her a salad |
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"An ex of mine once called me torres as she came. As a united supporter i wasnt very happy. 
I'm sure you weren't but it was quite a compliment. "
Couldve been worse i suppose she couldve called me gerrard. Lol |
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"An ex of mine once called me torres as she came. As a united supporter i wasnt very happy.
I'm sure you weren't but it was quite a compliment.
Couldve been worse i suppose she couldve called me gerrard. Lol"
bebe or nani would be much worse lol |
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"Not during sex but after sex a guy was holding his head and I asked was he ok, he said "yeah just keep getting pains in my head, I've been to the doctor and have to g back coz the voices are back again" and he wasn't joking. I was ever so nice about asking him to leave!
Wow! And what a vulnerable position for you to hear that in.
I actually kept in touch with him for a while afterwards on email, he was clearly a troubled little soul but I was a bit scared I have to admit
I would have been terrified!
But my inner would have been begging me to ask what they were saying!"
And what sex they were  |
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I once got caught watching match of the day when I said "for fucks sake ref" as my team lost to a last min pen that should never have been. Suppose that's one of the reasons why we are no longer together |
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