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By *adgaggz OP Man over a year ago

N'S

A great philosopher once wrote "naughty naughty very naughty, ha ha ha haha" !!!! Anyone got any fav quotes sayings or lyrics?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm horny, horny, horny, horny

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By *adgaggz OP Man over a year ago

N'S

"I'm horny, horny, horny, horny

love it!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm horny, horny, horny, horny

love it!!! "

Being horny? Oh the song lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Champions aren't made in gyms. Champions are made from they have inside them: a desire ,a dream, a vision."

(Ali).

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By *adgaggz OP Man over a year ago

N'S

"I'm horny, horny, horny, horny

love it!!!

Being horny? Oh the song lol

Both

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By *ale4U2Man over a year ago

Nearby

My ding a ling, my ding a ling, I want you to play with my ding a ling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My ding a ling, my ding a ling, I want you to play with my ding a ling

PMSL

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm horny, horny, horny, horny

love it!!!

Being horny? Oh the song lol

Both

Aye me to

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By *adgaggz OP Man over a year ago

N'S

"My ding a ling, my ding a ling, I want you to play with my ding a ling

Not quite sure that's exactly how it goes but who cares, let's everyone play with our ding a lings!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer."

i like that one.

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By *adgaggz OP Man over a year ago

N'S

"I'm horny, horny, horny, horny

love it!!!

Being horny? Oh the song lol

Both

Aye me to

No better feeling than being satisfied when you're horny, horny horny horny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sticks & stones will break my bones but chains & whips excite me !!

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By *adgaggz OP Man over a year ago

N'S

Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im bored as a flea on a bald camels arse.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm horny, horny, horny, horny

love it!!!

Being horny? Oh the song lol

Both

Aye me to

No better feeling than being satisfied when you're horny, horny horny horny

Except when ya go for round 2 n 3

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im bored as a flea on a bald camels arse.

Brilliant

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By *adgaggz OP Man over a year ago

N'S

"Sticks & stones will break my bones but chains & whips excite me !!

I fully agree

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sticks & stones will break my bones but chains & whips excite me !!

I fully agree

Bloody love that song!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sticks & stones will break my bones but chains & whips excite me !!

I fully agree

Bloody love that song!

Me too

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By *adgaggz OP Man over a year ago

N'S

"I'm horny, horny, horny, horny

love it!!!

Being horny? Oh the song lol

Both

Aye me to

No better feeling than being satisfied when you're horny, horny horny horny

Except when ya go for round 2 n 3

Rnd 2 can be tough sometimes after a lenthy first inning but by round 3 ur firing on all cylinders again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Being born in kerry is to have a headstart on the rest of the world

John B Keane ....playwright

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm horny, horny, horny, horny

love it!!!

Being horny? Oh the song lol

Both

Aye me to

No better feeling than being satisfied when you're horny, horny horny horny

Except when ya go for round 2 n 3

Rnd 2 can be tough sometimes after a lenthy first inning but by round 3 ur firing on all cylinders again

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple over a year ago

Nearby

Each step u take away from the one that's hurt u is another step closer to the happiness u seek

Tina

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Each step u take away from the one that's hurt u is another step closer to the happiness u seek

Tina

Ooh I like that!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes I would it be rude not too

That me too all women walking by tomorrow lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't regret the things you try, regret the things you don't try

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take..

..michael Jordan...lts...

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By *unsterStagMan over a year ago

Limerick

Everything in the world is about sex, except sex. Sex is about power.

- Oscar Wilde

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By *ohn MingoMan over a year ago

Dublin

"Well aint this a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everything in the world is about sex, except sex. Sex is about power.

- Oscar Wilde"

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By *adgaggz OP Man over a year ago

N'S

"Each step u take away from the one that's hurt u is another step closer to the happiness u seek

Tina

Some of them steps are hard to take take but very true!

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By *llie and ApplesCouple over a year ago

where ever

I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night ...Galileo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A great philosopher once wrote "naughty naughty very naughty, ha ha ha haha" !!!! Anyone got any fav quotes sayings or lyrics?

"
Its a long road that has no turning.

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By *-ManMan over a year ago

Kark

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By *-ManMan over a year ago

Kark

I like Banksy's one " they say you die twice. One time when you stop breathing and a second time, a bit later on, when somebody says your name for the last time"

But the one I could never understand is "the sun shines up every dog's hole at least once a day" WTF! Ok when he shits but

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Our greatest glory is not never falling, but in rising everytime we fall.

(Confucius).

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By *randub69Man over a year ago

city

you don't love a woman because she is beautiful.

She is beautiful because you love her.

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple over a year ago

Nearby

In the end its not going to matter how many breaths u took, but how many moments took ur breath away

Tina

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

warmer in here than an abbos armpit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you don't know where you are going,any road will get you there.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Darkness cannot drive out darkness;only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.

Martin Luther King Jnr.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Failing to prepare is preparing to fail

that's my motto I'm an organization freak lol

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By *adgaggz OP Man over a year ago

N'S

"If you don't know where you are going,any road will get you there. "

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple over a year ago

Nearby

Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive

Tina

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman over a year ago

My town

I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

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By *-ManMan over a year ago

Kark

I like that

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By *adgaggz OP Man over a year ago

N'S

Would love to handle you hun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

True love never runs smooth

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By *ymguylMan over a year ago

ennis

a wise old man once said' when you come to the last page' close the bool

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By *ymguylMan over a year ago

ennis

man who make love to a woman on the side of a hill' not on level

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

throw me to the wolves and I will return leading the pack

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"throw me to the wolves and I will return leading the pack"

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By *adgaggz OP Man over a year ago

N'S

"throw me to the wolves and I will return leading the pack"

I have absolutely no doubt you would feisty

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By *andyman.snrMan over a year ago

leixlip

It is not what happens to you , it is how you react

someone

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By *adgaggz OP Man over a year ago

N'S

It's not easy but if it was they'd be all at it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The nail that stands out gets hammered

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By *adgaggz OP Man over a year ago

N'S

I'm not singing for the future, I'm not dreaming bout the past, I'm not talking bout the first time, I never think about the last!!!

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS over a year ago

Limavady

"The nail that stands out gets hammered"

When you sit down on the bench, the nail that stands out makes the biggest impression

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By *-ManMan over a year ago

Kark

I'm so hungry I'd ate the balls off a low flying duck

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By *arkedMan over a year ago

Trim

Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it." Terry Pratchett

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple over a year ago

Nearby

I'm so tired I'd even sleep with u

Tina

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Never believe anything on the internet"....

Abraham Lincoln..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Each step u take away from the one that's hurt u is another step closer to the happiness u seek

Tina

Some of them steps are hard to take take but very true!

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By *cjoyCouple over a year ago

Galway

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well, that death will tremble to take us

Miss Mcjoy

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By *each_PittWoman over a year ago

Belfast

You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mouth like ghandi,s flip flop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Never believe anything on the internet"....

Abraham Lincoln.."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

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By *ippcoupe2Couple over a year ago

cahir/cashel

if things dont change around here they will stay the same.

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By *ippcoupe2Couple over a year ago

cahir/cashel

There are seven winners of the Monaco Grand Prix on the starting line today, and four of them are Michael Schumacher.

Murray Walker

TWAT

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman over a year ago

Glasgow

Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing.....

between 5 it's fantastic..

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By *xmodMan over a year ago

Killarney

If I had a garden full of cocks I wouldn't let her look in over the back wall....... Or...... I wouldn't ride her into battle!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you're a bollix in the morning, you'll still be a bollix in the evening"...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"throw me to the wolves and I will return leading the pack

I have absolutely no doubt you would feisty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The best speakers know when to say nothing!

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman over a year ago

My town

People in glass houses, should not throw stones.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A good friendship is like pishing yourself............ everyone can see it but only you feel tthe warm feeling it brings.....

(Anon)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Old Chinese proverb say.......... woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down

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By *randub69Man over a year ago

city

"A good friendship is like pishing yourself............ everyone can see it but only you feel tthe warm feeling it brings.....

(Anon)"

wtf is pishing.... is it a quiet piss?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gary Player is a golfing legend and someone who got to the top of his sport globally at a time when many would have said there were other more naturally gifted players competing. When an onlooker suggested he may have been lucky by holing 3 bunker shots in a row whilst practicing in Texas he famously quoted:

" You Know, The more I practice the luckier I get "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"throw me to the wolves and I will return leading the pack"

i like that one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nothing lasts forever. So live it up, drink it down, laugh it off, avoid the drama, take chances, and never have regrets because at one point everything you did was exactly what you wanted....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Be happy in your heart and mind ignore the haters for those who have unhappy hearts have unhappy minds.

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By *upoftea2Man over a year ago

Dublin

Women are meant to be loved, not understood.

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By *-ManMan over a year ago

Kark

I was only ever wrong once in my life, that time I thought I was wrong!

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By *ardy cowboyMan over a year ago

every wheat field around Midlands

It's nice to be important but it's more important to be nice

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By *swingCouple over a year ago

maynooth

I wonder how old I'd be if I didn't know how old I am

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If u don't lick.we won't click.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Two things are infinite, the universe & human stupidity....

& I'm not so sure about the universe.

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By *isalashes888400Couple over a year ago

ennis

jejus those tits wud make hungry children cry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was only ever wrong once in my life, that time I thought I was wrong!"

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By *-ManMan over a year ago

Kark

I have failed over and over in my life, that is why I have succeeded

M Jordan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A recent survey has found that one in three men is just as stupid as the other two...

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By *-ManMan over a year ago

Kark

Everybody lies!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

CJ just made me think of this one.

He could fall into a barrel of titties & still come out sucking his thumb...

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

"CJ just made me think of this one.

He could fall into a barrel of titties & still come out sucking his thumb..."

So am I the tit or the thumb

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A recent survey has found that one in three men is just as stupid as the other two...

That's actually been proven lol

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

"A recent survey has found that one in three men is just as stupid as the other two...

That's actually been proven lol"

Over my knee u mynx

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By *randub69Man over a year ago

city

Dirty Kitchen, Dirty Knickers

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By *cjoyCouple over a year ago

Galway

Even the tide wouldn't take her out

Miss Mcjoy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A negative mind will never give you a positive life

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By *irishladMan over a year ago

Malahide

Money is not everything but it's right up there with oxygen

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By *irishladMan over a year ago

Malahide

A man that never mad a mistake never made anything

Cover me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians

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By *rifter34Couple over a year ago

ennis

Anything is possible. ...

No effort no joy. ..

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By *ohnsmithMan over a year ago

South Tipperary

well done to all above...

" stop it said she i cant stick it, stick said he i cant stop it"

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman over a year ago

Glasgow

Masturbation - it's sex with someone I love..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lions quote ....

confident in his appearance

cocky in his forums

yet humble about his fame

simply magical

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Famous saying in my profession"He who keeps calm while all around him loose there heads"....has misread..the situation! !

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By *llie and ApplesCouple over a year ago

where ever

Love...."a misunderstanding between two fools..."

A wise woman I met on here...

Ollie

Fgs....don't tell Apples I posted this...lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Man does not live on bread alone.... But on butter, beer,and sausages...

John B

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everything in the world is about sex, except sex. Sex is about power.

- Oscar Wilde"
very deep Munsterstag.. I like.it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A great philosopher once wrote "naughty naughty very naughty, ha ha ha haha" !!!! Anyone got any fav quotes sayings or lyrics?

"
Wet, wet, wet! Anonymous.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Madam,, I may be d*unk but tomorrow you will still be ugly!

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By *adgaggz OP Man over a year ago

N'S

"Madam,, I may be d*unk but tomorrow you will still be ugly!

Love that 1

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By *irishladMan over a year ago

Malahide

If you were my husband I would poison your food!

Well madam if you were my wife is eat it !

Winston Churchill

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By *each_PittWoman over a year ago

Belfast

"throw me to the wolves and I will return leading the pack"

LVP my little pink hero. Love her.

"Life's not all diamonds and rose but it should be"

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By *arkedMan over a year ago

Trim

"CJ just made me think of this one.

He could fall into a barrel of titties & still come out sucking his thumb..."

love it

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman over a year ago

Glasgow

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with someone else!!

Mae West

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